♪♪ [audience cheering] Hey, Joe, are you okay? [dejectedly]
Yeah, I'm good. He and Gina broke up. Oh, I thought that
was weeks ago. It was, it's just-- Today I saw her and the new guy
she's dating is just the worst. Ugh. That stinks. It's seriously awful seeing
exes move on, dude. Oh no, it's like way
more than that. He's like literally the
ugliest person on the planet. Brittany:<i> Ugh.</i> No, seriously,
he's pretty ugly. Speaking of which, Greg,
how's your mom doing? Child, what did you say? I was just asking
how your mom is. I heard she had food poisoning. Greg:<i> Oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.</i> Joe said Gina is dating
seriously the ugliest guy on the planet,
and you said, "Speaking of which,
how's your mom doing?" Did I? Oh yeah, boo, ya did. And I don't know
why you think my amazing mother that raised
me all by herself is ugly. I-- I don't. I didn't say that, Greg. Greg:<i> Okay, okay.</i> Well, speaking of moms, where'd
you get those jeans from? Looks like the Tall
Butt Pants Barn! Hey. Kylie Jenner wears these, okay? I will have you know. And it was just an
accidental segue, okay? It was an accident. [scoffs] I didn't<i> mean it.</i> I'm-- I'm sorry, I just-- You know how I am with my mom. I-- My bad. I-- Sorry, guys, my bad. I'm sorry, too. Man, Greg, you've
got a temper. You went full-on ogre
there for a second. Yeah, Greg. How is your mom? WHAT? How dare you?! I was just asking! No, no, no. Home boy referenced an orc
and you roll up in here talking about my mom again! It was technically an ogre. You know good and well
they are the same ugly. Brittany:<i> I disagree.</i> I-- This cereal is really good. Brittany:<i> Listen,</i> okay? I-- I really didn't mean
anything by it, Greg. You know what? I do not care what you say
because subconsciously, you think my mom is Shrek. No. Okay, no. Speaking of beautiful
women, how's your mom? Speaking of Beyoncé,
how's your mom? I'll allow it. Brittany:<i> Okay.</i> All right, let's change
the subject, okay? You guys see the
news this morning? Our country really is
this unstable mess. Gotcha because-- Oh, sorry. I thought you were going to
segue from that to my mom again. Ah-ha! So you think your
mom's a mess, too. No! Did you just say "too"? No! What-- Why do you hate
my mom<i> so much?</i> I don't! I'm just bad at words. Seriously. Well, speaking of serious,
Brittany, how's your IBS? Brittany:<i> Oh,</i> it's actually
really good, but-- [gasps]
Hey, you're being mean! [mocking]
You're being mean! Oh, speaking of
obnoxious noises, how's your singing voice doing? [gasps] You told me I didn't make it
into the community musical because I was black. It was "The Wiz," Greg! [gasps] Well, well, speaking
of "The Wiz," you gon' need a wizard to fix
those front-bottom jeans! Ugh! Speaking of jeans, too bad your genetics gave
you your mom's behind! You better watch yourself. Oh, you know what your
mom's behind reminds me of? Your mom's front hind! Her face! No one talks about
my mom's front hind! It's a hind up here! You know good and well-- GUYS, guys! Speaking of your mom,
can I get her number? Why? Huh? I just think she's
a pretty cool lady. Finally someone appreciates
how beautiful my mom is. Thank you. Thank you so much. Hey guys, thanks for
watching that sketch. Thanks. Please subscribe to our
channel, like this video, and comment below. Comment below. Speaking of moms, Mal,
yo mama's so ugly that, uh, they had to tie a pork
chop around her neck so the dog would
play with her. Your mama's
so spooky, when she lifts
her hands up, bats fly out
of her armpits. [laughs]
