♪♪ Aw, look at Dayson trying to
keep up with the other kids! He's so cute. So cute. <i>So cute.</i> I know. Jen, I'm glad you can join us
for lunch today. Yeah, me too. I just- I was going to grab
Wendy's or something between classes anyway. Aw, that's so nice
you can change your plans so last-minute. <i> I wanted to go out
to eat today,</i> <i> but Mavericks</i> needed a nap. [all sigh] <i> O-M-Goodness, we are</i>
sleep-training Dayson right now, and it's killer. Bruxton is potty training. [all groan] He just goes
all over the house! <i> Abcde goes all over</i> me! <i> Dayson</i> poos and pukes
all over the house and me because he's allergic to milk
and peanuts and the sun! Dayson! <i> Put your bonnet back on!</i> Do you<i> want</i> to erupt
in hives? Is that the boy<i> I raised?</i> You're so lucky, Jen. <i> So</i> lucky. So lucky. Yeah, totally. Lucky me. Oh, sorry. I forgot.
I'm off of sugar this month. <i> Oh, trying to be</i> healthier? <i>Yeah, I just don't want to go
too crazy</i> before the wedding. I'll put on a
couple pounds, won't be able to fit
in the dress, you know? Wow. That must be really hard,
gaining weight only when you eat garbage. <i> Yeah, too bad there's</i> not,
like, totally not-garbage food that you could,
like, totally eat. <i> And that, like,</i>
your metabolism didn't get annihilated from
growing a human in your body. <i> I</i> cannot get rid
of this baby weight. Ugh. <i>I eat a strict Paleo diet and I
still look like</i> mashed potatoes that haven't been
whipped yet. I eat ice chips and kale and I still look like
I'm housing Jigglypuff. Ugh. <i> I eat</i> sensible portions
of dust, <i> pray to Jillian Michaels,</i>
and I can still stretch out my stomach skin like
a flying squirrel. You're so lucky. <i> So</i> lucky. Lucky dog! Wag your tail! <i> You're</i> so lucky. [yelling] Jen:<i> Okay, I get it.</i> Yep. Thank you, guys,
for telling me that. [yawns]
Oh, sorry. What is it, Jen? Oh, sorry, I just pulled
an all-nighter last night for a test and
I'm just so t-- Just so what, Jen? I... It's nothing. <i> I'm just gonna,</i>
I'm just gonna go. No, why don't
you tell us? Say it to our face,
Jen. What are you? What were you
going to say? Um... <i>WHAT</i> ARE YOU? <i>I'm, I'm</i> just so... [whispers]
tired. All: LUCKY! I miss when the only tired
I knew was the kind <i> that you could sleep off
on a</i> three-day weekend! <i> Abcde</i> wakes up to sleep
in our bed every night. Uh, Taylor needs me
to stay up all night singing "Purple Rain"
while holding a humidifier directly above
her face! <i> We have</i> to wake up
before the sun rises or else Dayson stares
directly into it while his allergic eyes
go blind! That's awful! <i> And then,
there's</i> Daylight Savings! [both yell] You're so lucky. So lucky. Natalie:<i> Lucky at cards!</i> Born lucky! Happy-go-lucky! [all yelling] Guys! All: LUCKY!! Guys, seriously,
you used to be so nice, but ever since
you had kids, you're just<i> not</i>
fun to be around. Forget this. I'm having lunch with Dan. Having lunch with Dan. That's so romantic. She's so lucky. Whitney:<i> So lucky.</i> Both: SO-- Dayson! Where is your sun shield? Take shelter
under my skin tent! Hey guys, thanks for
watching this video. You can like it
on your phone. Ugh,
lucky. You have a phone? Or, you know, comment
on your computer. Ugh. A computer? Lucky. Or subscribe, alone,
by yourself. Can you imagine having
time to subscribe? Lucky! Lucky! Lucky! Lucky!
