Quizzing Mom's Date

[KNOCK ON DOOR] >>OH. [CLEARS THROAT] >>HEY. >>HEY! >>YOU LOOK GREAT. >>OH, THANKS. SO DO YOU. >>THANK YOU. >>UM, LET ME GIVE THE SITTER THE BEDTIME ROUTINE. GO AHEAD AND HAVE A SEAT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. >>ALL RIGHT, SOUNDS GOOD. [EXHALES] OH! [CHUCKLES] HI GIRLS! YOU- YOU MUST BE GINA'S DAUGHTERS. I'M GLEN. WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES? >>[TOGETHER] KAYLIE! >>OKAY. WELL, UH, HIGH FIVE. >>UH... >>WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD. >>ARE YOU GOING ON A DATE WITH MOMMY? >>UH, YES I AM, YEAH. >>YOU'RE MY NEW DADDY. >>OH, OH, OH NO, NO, NO. THIS IS JUST MY SECOND DATE WITH YOUR MOM. >>PLEASE HAVE A CHAIR FOR A SEAT SO THAT WE CAN ASK YOU QUESTIONS LIKE ON LAW AND ORDER. >>SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. >>I'M NOT SURE YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING THAT SHOW... >>IF YOU DO NOT ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY, I'M GOING TO CUT KAYLIE'S HAIR AND TELL MOMMY YOU SAID I COULD, AND I'LL CUT ALL THE WAY UP. >>OKAY, ALL RIGHT! I'LL ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS, OKAY? >>WE NEED TO DECIDE IF YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH FOR MOMMY OR IF YOU'RE A GOBLIN. >>MOMMY- MOMMY SAYS THAT A GOBLIN ATE ALL MY CHRISTMAS CANDY, BUT I- I KNOW THAT IT WAS HER BECAUSE NOW SHE HAS TO WEAR BIGGER PANTS. >>[CLEARS THROAT] QUESTION ONE: DO YOU DO LOTS OF BAD STUFF? >>[CHUCKLES] LIKE WHAT, SWEETIE? >>HAVE YOU EVER YELLED MAD THINGS AT A BIRD? OR A DOG? OR A BIRD? >>UH... I- I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE- >>HAVE YOU EVER KILLED ANYONE? >>HAVE I EVER "KILLT" ANYONE? I'VE NEVER KILLED ANYONE. >>BUT- BUT HAVE YOU EVER "KILLT" ANYONE? >>NO. >>WRONG ANSWER. >>WHAT? >>HAVE YOU EVER CONGESTED DRUGS? >>HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT- NO, NO, I HAVE NOT. >>HAVE YOU EVER RODE A HORSE INTO "PASGHETTI"? >>WHAT? >>THAT'S JUST WHAT IT SAYS HERE. >>NO. >>GOOD, GOOD. >>HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A LADY THAT WASN'T MOMMY? >>WELL, I'M 45, AND I'VE BEEN MARRIED BEFORE, SO... NO. >>DON'T LIE TO US! WE'RE KIDS! >>OKAY, YES, I HAVE, ALL RIGHT! >>GOBLIN! THE HAIR'S COMING OFF! >>WHOA! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! >>I'M GOING TO LOOK LIKE MY BARBIE THAT I BURNT. >>JUST- NO, NO, NO. YOU TWO NEED TO STOP THIS BEHAVIOR AND- AND- AND JUST BE MORE RESPONSIBLE. >>WELL DONE. YOU SAID THAT LIKE A REAL DADDY. >>DADDY. >>NO, NO! >>SORRY, THAT WAS UNPROFESSIONAL. >>WHY DON'T YOU HAVE BIGGER MUSCLES? >>HEY, NOW. >>YEAH, OUR- OUR DADDY IS SUPPOSED TO BE- AREN'T THEY SUPPOSED TO BE BIG AND STRONG? ARE YOU- ARE YOU A BABY DADDY? >>THAT IS NOT WHAT THAT MEANS, OKAY? >>MY DADDY'S DEAD. >>OH, WOW. UH... >>MOMMY SAYS THAT HE GOT SHOT UP INTO THE SKY. >>OKAY... >>BUT I THINK SHE KILLED HIM IN A FIRE. >>YEAH. >>ARE YOU SERIOUS? >>YEAH, THAT'S HOW MY BARBIE GOT BURNEDED. >>YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE THING'S BEEN PRETTY MESSED UP. I THINK IT MIGHT BE BETTER IF I JUST LEAVE. WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR MOM BYE FOR ME, OKAY? THANKS! >>BYE! WE LOVE YOU, DADDY! >>WE LOVE YOU, DADDY! BYE! >>IS HE GONE? >>YUH-HUH! >>[SIGHS] THANKS, GUYS. I REALLY DID NOT WANT TO GO OUT WITH HIM. HE HONESTLY YELLS AT BIRDS A LOT. <i>>>STUPID BIRD!</i> <i>LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR!</i> >>THANKS FOR WATCHING OUR SKETCH! >>SUBSCRIBE! >>AND DON'T FORGET TO COMMENT- >>COMMENT! >>AND SHARE WITH ALL YOUR OTHER LITTLE GIRL FRIENDS. >>GIRL FRIENDS! >>[TOGETHER] ...BANKS OF THE HANKETY-PANK, WITH AN EEPS, IPES, OPES, OPS, HE LEAPED OFF A LILY WITH A BIG KERPLOPS! >>[YELPS]

Channel: Studio C

Views: 2,837,995

Rating: 4.9563222 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, BYU tv, BYUtelevision, Studio C, StudioC, comedy, sketch comedy, funny, lol, laugh, snl, Quizzing Mom's Date, dating, date, daughters, dating test, new daddy, dad, single mom, older dating, jason gray, mallory everton, whitney call, natalie madsen, sisters, girls, kids, daddy, kiss, kissing, moustache, divorce, widow, dating scene, divorcees, single parents, old man, quiz, dating quiz, awkward questions, date cancelled, parent, parents

Id: 2Zx61cHsVaw

Length: 4min 18sec (258 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 16 2016