You might feel a little pressure - Ludwig Swipe+ Bidet

hello Gamers welcome to Short Circuit I am your host today lwi why because I really like Beday and that's enough I guess credentials for this I don't know why I become the pet guy but I think it's because of this product right here the swipe plus pet which is available now on LTT store.com I just want to look at this little this just this gold embossed touch it touch it with your fingers come touch it with your yeah feel it with your fingers you feel how that wow that's just luxury that's just luxury that's but you look I like the design a lot here but what actually matters is what it does to your butthole what are you talking about that's what matters it's true it does it's true come on it's true I've had this theory for a while now it's the rug Theory let's just say you spill some dirt on a rug would you wipe it off with paper towels probably not and what I got going behind and I'm not trying to get graphic on this channel cuz we're family friendly and whatnot and what have you it's close to a rug You' use a little bit of water all right which is why I become obsessed with bedday but I found out most of getting so want to try up a day is getting over the uh discomfort of putting water in your butt it's normal it's healthy it's clean and today we're going to see exactly how it can be clean but also perhaps beautiful so let's take a look at this all right this is just the the nozzle and the attachments is what you need to connect it to your toilet here we have an owner's manual I throw out the manual for every product it's it's nice but we'll just figure it out I think and then here oh the actual bedet itself now the swipe comes in two models it's swipe and swipe plus the swipe plus model is500 the swipe is $50 which is a big jump in money but the difference is one good oldfashioned water up your bum the other one all the bells and whistles and here it is don't get a closeup here now this is actually Mach 2 of the Swip plus bedet Mach 1 was a controller based device but I found that I preferred using like a sidebar where you could just press a tactile button cuz the controller was just like a touchpad interface I don't like touch pad I'm a tactile guy it's just it's good for your soul the other difference between the swipe and the swipe plus is the swipe the regular attachment can go to any toilet the swipe plus you need to know what kind of toilet you have cuz it's replacing your seat and a seat sits on a toilet bowl and bowls come in two shapes round and elongated this is a round one you can tell cuz it's well just a little bit stubbier so know which one you have before you order if you f up I mean customer service is probably good enough like they could figure it out but it's like it's going to be a whole pain in the yeah so just like double check you know if you're not really sure you could post your pick a toilet online and like tweet at me and like I'll get there I'll answer for you trust me bro trust me look the main bells and whistles are when you plug this bad boy in but I guess we can go over the different types of options here all right so you have nozzle spray for rear nozzle spray for your front rear strong spray which I'm spamming that button all day dry by the way okay real quick for whatever reason people believe if you have a b day all of a sudden you don't use toilet paper you still use toilet paper okay all right just like if I wash my hands at an airport and and they have those little blow dry things I still grab at least one sheet just to get all of it off after you know or worst case I do this but you can't do this with your butthole okay so it's like you don't have to use as much toilet paper live in a world with me we're going to talk about poop on this channel the dream scenario is a one wipe poop which is technically impossible because you always have to do a second wipe to ensure that it was a one wipe but you get the idea with a bedet basically every poop becomes a one whitee poop again two wipe cuz you got to make sure it's a one whitee but you know what I'm talking about so that's that's what this is so you know sometimes I use the dry but that's just cuz I like feeling this on my butt they have a gentle mode and a pulse mode there's five different water pressures and then five different positions for the nozzle three different temperatures you can pick for the seat ooh that's big though especially here having a heated seat I had a guest stay over she was like I just like sitting on it I was like that's weird it's my toilet don't sit on it like that three different temperatures for the water eco mode and then nozzle cleaning all right that's all the options this is the frame this is t- valve I think that's what you call that the actual valve itself I've installed quite a few of these I've only flooded two bathrooms but you don't know how many them is installed my percentage is like at least 90 uh the hooks and then this it's a deodorizer to help you know you know what poop smells like I don't have to get into it that go right here so here's the issue this is a bedet how can I show them this without showing my body you will be showing your body I'm showing my body I'm bearing myself to you well let's check out this quick sponsor that's going to Bear itself to you right now thanks to vessie for sponsoring this video the shoes keep you warm in the winter cool in the summer and they claim they are extremely waterproof which uh okay that's looking pretty good isn't it they're stormburst high tops combined the comfort of the sneaker with the grip and coverage of an outdoor Boot and vessie has added extra layering for added warmth as well as extra grip to prevent you from slipping and sliding in unfavorable weather conditions their storm bursts are feature packed and will make a great gift with the unpredictable Spring weather that's coming up check out the vessie stormburst and other styles at vessie shortcircuit and get 15% off your first purchase at the checkout what is this is that a kitty pool yeah we don't have uh you know it's hard to film in a bathroom yeah bringing the bathroom to you sure you don't have a bathroom set here yet not a lot of not yet ready yeah this is your gamer to why are there ell why is there a dude really hey you weren't supposed to see see that is this going to uh what's the what's the uh freaking the paid the paid site W listen we don't know if any paid sites this is float plane POV yeah that PID site look at that man so I've noticed an issue already youve you've you've You' up what what happened it's an elongated seat this is in a Long look how long this is it's long like horse's mouth and that's short and stubby like cat so they don't fit you told me to trust you yeah but I I didn't see I was going to trust you all right it's all right hey we can still sit on it but this is actually a great teaching example of why you want to make sure to get the correct either round or elongated cuz you're going to see how it overlaps here and it doesn't fit uh but we'll we'll get there we'll cross that bridge and we get there okay all right all right timer Starts Now go okay all right let's just see what we got going on first step is removing this which usually just has like a nut that you have to spin off this one is oh it's really on there do you need a a tool yeah do we have a Jerry rig everything remove nothing or I've got various options all right uh I think this will have to be the one I use this is for like a freaking PCI port or some you're saying words yeah I am this is actually too hard so every toilet is different but this one's it's just screwed the hell on there we just have to remove it just remove the whole thing and our lives are happier oh this is you need an adjustable an adjustable that's what I've been saying uh uh well we can connect this in the meantime so the port that it actually connects to is right here by just spinning this bad boy on do you fit perfectly all right step one is setting up of a day removing the old toilet head eh what is this okay and you go next step let's get this bad boy on see a Mr Beast article where he's like I can't be disliked I must not have a personality oh yes you see that one yeah like John Everyman yeah I was like what the he actually has a bedet he's on that who's not on a bedet wave length who's got a dirty butthole you have a rival streamer xqc Loi girl that rotten I'm sorry I shouldn't say that I hate Loi girl cuz she's you know everyone's like oh AI is going to replace my job she's been doing it 24/7 streams for 3 years straight I had to take a break you how many viewers I lose when I go to the bathroom I'm not helping myself by sitting there extra long she doesn't lose any she never goes to the bathroom she never goes to the bathroom she got a dirty butthole little F girl phase one's done and look how easy this is now all you do I think you remove this little piece of tape this is just so the nozzle can escape it's clutches line it up we're done Perfect Fit that's it now the the only stuff left to do is connect it take a look take a look at this is what you did okay feel like a dog who's like eating something look look it it's overlapping here if you get the elongated version it'll it'll fit nicely so now we just have to connect the nozzles which is right here so I'm connecting one to the actual bedet and then connecting where the does this go I do have I do have a garden hose dude oh it's got I mean let's just cut out the middleman and just take my pants off what are we doing with this so this is not normally how it works we're just going hos to bedet and hoping to transform this flood of water into normal functioning Beday water all right that's it's ready to in me voice the Beday is kind Smart in the sense that it won't let you just spray water all over your floor if like a cat or a child pushes a button it is like detecting someone sitting on it so so I take off my pants now uh yeah we're ready when you are I just want to confirm it's okay if I take my pants off now and reveal my lonus tech tips underwear okay all right someone just walked in and left all right okay I'm so sorry about this okay all right so this is what I look like as a man in my house and now the Moment of Truth does it work it's working this is the second most people I've had in a room while using a AET uh so right now water is penetrating my butthole I mean it's definitely working I can change the heat of it I can up the pressure I can drop it to the minimum pressure I can even click this button here I Can Go Gentle almost like an angel's whisper and then if we want this is what I do I'm calloused I hit the strong button almost there yeah and then the seat's already warm let's try out the dry feature oh yeah that's good I was just getting everything how do it look well hey that worked I'm surprised that worked it worked like if it was plugged in normally and not to a hose I wouldn't recommend the hose option but it is usable all right there's not too much water in my butt is there okay cool all right it just went straight in that's great it did it did it there's a lot of water on my butt no is there not from what I think it's just very targeted that's how good it is did you use the front I didn't use the front what about the women viewers this is for the women yeah it works it's missing anything that'd be relevant to me but it does work uh there it is I'm happy that worked great we would love if you'd go to LTT sore.com and check out these cool B I don't care what bedet you get I think you should just have a bedet in your life it's just more hygienic the $50 option is good but if you wanted another one I don't blame you no harm no foul however if you want to ball out $500 one time that's all you got to spend for the rest of your days you have a heated seat every time you sit on a damn toilet you got heated water entering your but hole every time you got and take a poop or just for fun sometimes let that stuff Rock it's a life Cher try a day I promise it's a life changer I don't even care if it's mine but go to lt.com if you do want this one uh thank you so much for watching uh make sure to like comment subscribe and you can find me at the White House January 6 oh I guess it's my turn oh okay I'm here now yeah hello welcome so now what try it out oh my God suit up Spidey I guess this is this is the part where I just kind of get on here so like like I can do the cold water right yeah you can do whatever type what do you do I'm strong I'm Max spray I got to confess I am not that into the cold water I I have the regular swipe on the downstairs bathroom because I didn't want to put in the outlet so you don't use it cuz it's the cold water version well no I just have to walk upstairs that's fair I mean it's the main difference between the 50 and the 500 is it there's electricity which heats up the water yep it feels nice it also heats up the seat do you feel it oh yeah even through the underwear man that's like toasty I love it it's one of those things that I didn't realize how much it was going to change my life until my first visit to Japan and I stopped at like a like a truck stop on the side of the road yeah you what did you what are you just just what are you saying about the truck stop I'm saying that it was the nicest bathroom I'd ever been in and it was a truck stop bathroom but it was in Japan what is it running right now it's um it's running it's very warm it feels like I'm peeing yeah dude it feels so weird to have it run with underwear on yeah it was a world first for me as well uh yeah okay it managed to make it through the underwear there for a sec so what are you just driving here and I'm just yeah so that's the strong and then and then you know you said you hate it cold so we'll keep it we'll keep it warm here I can move the nozzle around though yeah what am I hitting now uh it's not my butthole okay let's go front like permanently and then there's like a lighter eco mode where it like lowers the heat of it okay you got to tell me this um do these pants make my butt look wet dude your first off your butt looks great second off there's a insane mark on it that's what I looked like oh my gosh um so what' you think what made you so passionate about clean butts is it because you like to eat them or okay that yeah and I was just I needed everyone's butt to be clean before I started eating we've only hung out once before this socially but the first thing he asked me was so you got a vasectomy can you like still at that point I realized that there were no boundaries here I think my second question is what is your net worth you liquidated everything so you know there's there's levels to it look I think I so for me I I I used them cuz I went to France a lot so we had them got it and I was like they're tight but in America there's like a like a weird stigma it's it's the toilet paper Lobby I it's big it's big TP it's big paper big paper and I think every human like you said who used it for the first time they're like oh I should just use that every time the idea is weird at first and if I'd had the option if I'd been sitting on a bedet but there was a toilet paper roll there I would have gone with what was familiar I would have used the toilet paper roll but it was Japan for me and just there just wasn't any when I was me I realized we we were at one point both sheep societally trained to not be more hygienic but we've since awoken our third eye and we are coming for you Joe Biden in January 6 is there anything else that we're meant to kind of hit here or we uh I think I just need to bring this home with me back to LA if anyone wants to buy this footage it is slowmo of lonus I will take any bids all you have to do is hit my lineup get yourself a swipe a day LTT store.com Linus absolute pleasure pleasure doing business with you all right see you later like subscribe goodbye bye forever was I supposed to actually the underwear

Channel: ShortCircuit

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Keywords: shortcircuit, SC, unboxing, first impression, tech, gadget, home, fun, buy, ludwig, swipe, swipe+, bidet, setup, install, bathroom, water, wash, clean, stream, linus, weird, funny

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Length: 18min 10sec (1090 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 28 2024