"You Got Ruppied" | Jo Koy : Lights Out

My mom will give the worst advice The worst advice... That's why I had to leave my mom Worst advice I go to the bar And my mom is the first one to call me and go Josep... Are you going to a bar, out der? Are you going... Out der? To those bars... That bar Yeah, I'm going to those bars mom... What? Which bar? Which bar Josep... Which? Like she knows all the fucking bars... I'm just going to a bar... Why mom, why? I gotta go... Because Josep... The reason why I'm asking you... That's how my mom talks to me... She's gotta fucking sing Josep... The reason why I'm telling you Why... What bar... Is because there's people out there Putting... Drugs... In da drinks What are you talking about mom? Drugs Josep, drugs They call it Roopie... Did you say Roopie? Yes Josep, Roopie! You mean Roofie? Yes Josep, Roopie Mom why... Why are you telling... Because Josep, what it is is they put it in the drinks... And it's a date rape drug Mom, I'm all right... I... I don't think anyone's going to 'Roopie" me... So thank you... I'm late, I gotta go Thank you for the advice but... I'm going to be okay And then she gets mad Oh ok Josep, you know what? Then just go Go Josep! Go to those bars... And drink several drinks... And put them all over the bar Someone will put a Roopie in one of those drinks You will drink it... Fall asleep... You wake up They are fucking your ass Fucking your ass... And then you'll wake up... My butt hurts! You got Roopied! Just a side note... any guy thats ever roofied a girl, you're a piece of shit That's fucked up... Roofie a girl... That is such bullshit, you roofie a girl Are you kidding me? That's horrible! Don't roofie a girl This is what I do... Creepy guys, listen up Don't roofie a girl, that's illegal This is what I do When you're out drinking with a girl, all right? Use the voice that she thinks she hears when she's being roofied It's hysterical She doesn't know what the fuck is going on Like right when she takes a sip out of her drink Just look at her and go... How are you doing....? What..? What? I said how are you doing? I don't feel good! You don't look good either... Hey you guys, Jo Koy couldn't make it but thank you for watching the videos but... Oh who am I... It's me... It's Jo Koy... Its a mask of me! Who doesn't have a mask of themselves, right? Everyone does! Anyways, subscribe Subscribe now And you know what? You get to see more videos like these... Right here And more pictures of me with the mask on Without clothes Wouldn't you want to see that? I would... Oh my God Josep... You're dy-ing! I just want you to know that I... Uh... I could have pulled out Drugs Josep... Drugs... They call it Roopie Excuse me person that does not drive my car... Do you know where my keys are?

Channel: Jo Koy

Views: 3,973,403

Rating: 4.9412832 out of 5

Keywords: Jo Koy, Jo Koy : Lights Out, Comedy, Roopies, Josep, Stand-Up, Special, JoKoy, Funny, Jo Koy's Mom, Roofies

Id: Q0F8u28LS2c

Length: 4min 4sec (244 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 24 2015