JO KOY @ CHICAGO IMPROV 2017

[Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Music] if you [Applause] the whole like he went to the frigerator they open the fridge and he did it dance but he opened the fridge went aah [Music] but here is the funny part I started I started making fun in his dances and then you started asking me about my dances and I'm sure that [ __ ] I did when I was his age and then we had a battle in the kitchen and then I realized the my dances are [ __ ] stupid too [Applause] [Applause] you know I'm laughing [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thanks for playing in there this moment this is bucket list right here I made it my career [Applause] [Applause] that was an option for both DF Jackson Tennessee job [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] watch the game [Applause] [Applause] [Laughter] Beltre [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] what's your name what's your name that's my cousin's name what's your last name Booya you Filipino [Music] yeah [Music] there are pre-mixed your full Filipino just happy ending [Laughter] [Applause] there's a Vietnamese person I'm just joking it's okay what's your name Laura you're too [ __ ] empty hospital she contracted yeah [Laughter] what Pepito Pepito [Music] no rats without this home attorney gerar sister are you want to finish together our Syrah is it your auntie are do it Gerard don't [ __ ] take they can't decide the pension to set aside our main they'll just go compromise compromise and just what form one name [ __ ] name is mo champ and dad's name is Robert and my mom's name is Jennifer [Laughter] like that [Music] just went to a war [Laughter] [Music] what do you do for a living drive this will there be nurse [Applause] musical therapist [Applause] you promise look whatever I'm feeling don't touch your kids like our community I understand I woke you from this country you mean she came from places in poverty and then she got to her place of opportunity she doesn't want our kids to struggle a [ __ ] again go into nursing going into risky jobs you don't see that she doesn't see that that's just a hobby kamichan okay then when you're done with that go to nursing as I preach this all the time but now that my son's 14 because I know I'm starting it worries 14 or like that this dude is not soir ah a 1.8 that's we got is the eighth grade that they almost did went into this this uh this high school they're like we're not going to let again unless he goes to summer school or unless you start healthier and I go yeah how I get in that summer school because I was honest with that look I I fail to eighth grade [Music] [Music] we were late on the I'm supposed to get a tutor for the ninth grade right now that we're late but he's not going to start the tutors again start working until next [ __ ] you want and so I've been trying to and it's so hard then anything is up at the end of the show of all face time investment talk to him because before I pull out here unless they get a math quiz god damn it so he is solving for a variable right it is so hard right then we're just sitting on his bed and I'm you to be [Music] and just like the guys like teaches like a tutor that teaches you solving for a variable and I'm just like in the math all he's doing is not the one that we're having a problem with like that one does have letters this one s letters how do you subtract and why are we subtract right around 12:30 man I sort of looked at me cuz it's hard yeah just go to bed least I'm cool about it my mom was not cool that she feels so down she knew I was going to do anything she just goes Joseph I think it's obvious you're a doctor Derrick's the money for college just you know what [Laughter] that maybe doesn't matter and she pulled out I didn't know she was putting money away for me if she pulled on the back make signatures you know I just use this money for whatever it is that he was to do in my truck just use it okay just I know I looked at I will use this $400 line in comparison to what I had to go through when I was 14 and how do I teach my son how to be humble because you know the experiences that I never live it I've worked it great you know I mean I've built up a great [ __ ] life for him and I get jealous at times I hate on sometimes you were poor or grow such a great leg open up the fridge one time I saw afraid to just look options didn't like the monkey to this country 68 man happy and original [Applause] Oh rogue back there so far come on dad divorced you know in the morning what was that what would you like with your ice we don't have and it's magically delicious that's how we ate was right grocery shopping yeah go go grab a bag of rice that was supposed to get [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] I'm going to show you [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] your bro eat rice rubbish [ __ ] I never missed it white white Mexicans identified the Filipino so much [Music] and now I understand like how Mexicans relate to my [ __ ] so much though I get to Spain conquered the Philippines for 300 years 300 years and comfortable pins you guys bread with us big Hydra babies with us truth the real [ __ ] look at all changes nothing they look like Asians look at the Filipinos [ __ ] masochism Filipinos relate to the sanction your cultures are the same your answers just like our culture your people are just like our people if you guys work hard people come you guys are broke work you guys play hard we play hard you guys be ester we fiesta is mariachis karaoke bar [Applause] in Tanana you throw a birthday as I throw a birthday party my best birthday party when she turns 15 so she's ready to be a woman you can I mean I'm your enemy important book saying she was Filipino stay boom I'll be happy when she turned 18 she's ready to be a woman she's got a nursing school [Music] around the holidays you gotta be pretty close Christmastime Bravo here watchin if you're ever Christmastime the whole neighborhood knows we were all year Johnson is it's the time to give that to receive given this year been eating this [ __ ] bag arise a Filipino food [Music] [Music] and give a [ __ ] up a block that's the game I got a compliment about spaghetti is you need to set nice [ __ ] about this macho [Music] [Applause] [Applause] Joe Baxter why judicial forum and you so much Joseph grab some Tupperware so he can take some spaghetti home what is - I never heard that working for [Laughter] Joseph the data we're in the bottom cabinets classic American sir I've never heard her before you know the saying that work because he's here Joseph [Music] then open the bottle cabinet there's nothing but empty kool-aid containers this was a touchy [ __ ] in the big was a Neapolitan ice cream [Music] Rizzo's guess what's in the pocket the couch the racket was a around Bluebell care and on the lid there's a bunch of damage cookies cookies [Applause] populism interfere with busy she was a big cookie I wish my son grew up the way I thought he would not imagine travel here cook that supposed to be cookies and finding a measuring tape hi I just walk with cream in my popcorn oh but this has thousand fish soon yeah [Music] even discipline my son to make my own disciplining like my mom to like whistle is protected by law you don't need laws protect my stuff I can't do the [ __ ] I wanted to know because I'm 71 years [ __ ] there's some some of the [ __ ] [Laughter] [Music] take his phone away even though it works it's efficient I don't get offline there's no gratification from taking his mother away come on come on she enjoyed her to me in the closet she loved what she did No [Applause] she got off let you join it I take my son's phone away get back just the best thing to do you have a teenager that's gonna be about the physically abusive you're not the verbally abusive take their [ __ ] coming away that [ __ ] works yeah I took my son's bullying it's like I'm ripping his heart but physically 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Channel: Just Anything 4U

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Length: 39min 38sec (2378 seconds)

Published: Tue May 19 2020