"My Brother-In-Law Dre" | Jo Koy : Live from Seattle

I will tell you this right now, OK? I'm just going to be honest with you guys I'm going to put it all out there... No one is more indirectly racist Than Filipino moms My sister is about to marry her fiance He's dar... He's daaaark... Darker than you! My sister got the darkest one! There's black, and then there's nighttime Andre is nighttime! Andre used to kill it in hide-and-seek when he was a kid Didn't even have to hide Just closed his eyes like that Where are you, Andre? Right here motherfuckers I win again You should have seen how my mom acted When... When she met Andre for the first time When he walked into the house my mom went like this... Put my purse in the room... Put my purse in the room! I got so mad at my mom I took her to the kitchen Like mom, are you kidding me? Just because he's black, you want me to put your purse in the room? Are you kidding me right now? And then she got mad at me And made me feel like the racist... Some Filipino Jedi shit She just looked at me she goes Oh, just because he's black, Josep? And I told you to put my purse in the room? You think your mother is a racist? Wow Josep... Wooooow.... Woooooow... I would do that with any stranger Josep White, Black, Latino, Asian... I don't care If I don't know you, put my purse in the room! That's a Louis Vuitton! I go mom... You know what you did Stop right now You're making Andre feel very uncomfortable And my mom looked at me and she goes I'm not making him feel uncomfortable... You are! Bringing me into the kitchen To talk to me... Are you kidding me right now? I'm doing everything to make Andre feel comfortable... I'm frying chicken I put basketball on the TV Out of everything you could have cooked tonight... You decided to fry chicken... Josep, they love chicken... They love chicken, Josep Right when I said that Andre walked into the kitchen oh I'm Oh, oh, I'm sorry... Sorry... I'm sorry I didn't know ya'll was in the kitchen Um, quick question... Um... Are y'all frying chicken? And my mom goes uh... Yes, Andre, we're... We're frying chicken But if you don't like chicken I can... I can cook something else if... If you don't like chicken And Andre was like, oh no no no I love chicken I eat it every day And then he walked out of the kitchen And then my mom looked at me she went like this... I told you.... you know finally finally ass you know finally yeah first hit is people talk about well be happy and on towards on a wiki

Channel: Jo Koy

Views: 7,110,575

Rating: 4.9391651 out of 5

Keywords: jokoy, jo, koy, joy, comedian, comedy, funny, filipino, netflix, ting, lights out, don't make him angry, josep, ting ting, hilarious, stand-up, stand up, live from seattle

Id: n1u1uvi6Zto

Length: 4min 7sec (247 seconds)

Published: Tue May 16 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/crimusmax]

Good ol tamba. Too bad he's 74 years old

[u/[deleted]]

I met Tamba the day after he got drafted. I was valeting on the plaza and he rolled up to kona past the vs let's closing time. I found him a place close on the street. He gave me a 100 dollar bill. He is a hell of a guy.