Yakuza 6 : Kitano's Revenge

hello hello hello does anybody hear me oh dang this is really [ __ ] up [ __ ] uh one second everybody hello games this is I'm doing today I'm doing like the most [ __ ] up stream like I was starting to almost get how you stream on Twitch now I'm sweating now I'm swapping the YouTube like on Twitch like my streams like there was like a one in a thousand chance of the stream like working I had like a one in ten like failure rate like out of out of 10 streams only one of them actually works but sometimes you get lucky you get a stream where it actually works hello all right well this is terrible hello everybody Leah Leah is in the game Leah is actually inside of the game it's like Jumanji Leah actually got sucked into the video game she went uh she got sucked in through the TV now what you need to know about this is a very good game this Yakuza game is very good my guy is very strong look at this I can kill bikes just by walking onto them this game has one of the most advanced physics of any game see this and this is how you know this might win game of the year I have to save Leah from out of the game she got sucked in is similar to The Plaid of Jumanji but in real life we have to find where she is and save her from the Video Game World wait one second I think she's texting me uh let's see I think this is from Leah changing clothes if you obtain a new outfit you can change into it okay that's a good tip thank you Leah she's at the Sega arcade all right let's go check actually let's go let's go do this first I hear Ken I hear a cat where is he where's that cat I hear him where are you is this you there he is give him the golden cat food here's Leah where is he going turn around there we go no don't eat the cat no I'm not gonna eat the cat you have to feed the kid all right now we have to call it in now he is sent over to our Fortress at my Fortress I have a lot of cats what you gotta know about this game is the whole goal of the game is to get the most cats now they like to hang out here this is where a lot of the cats like to hang out at sexy Club we're gonna go into sexy club now don't tell Leah yeah [ __ ] this place we're going upstairs yeah yeah now this is sexy Club yeah look at me look at this now look at this game yeah see this that'll give us I don't give a [ __ ] about this this is a good game yeah yeah [Applause] what if this guy ran into your work and started doing this foreign [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] holy [ __ ] we this is a really good game we and this is how you level up your character in the game all right I have to kill this thing knock those boxes can we get these there you go this is such a good game oh let's kill this kill them yeah yeah what's this this isn't supposed to be here yeah now I see why they call this place sexy Club kill that plant all right now with the XP that I got from that we can upgrade my attack foreign see how this game works let's boost up uh let's boost up defense a little put on orange Tesla no no this is this is YouTube this isn't twitch this is YouTube you can get arrested for playing that all right let's go play uh now let's go play a game that I'm really good at it's called Mojang it's a famous game from Japan this is called the high rollers table these guys are incredibly skilled all right now I've never actually wanted this game but I feel like all that could change and this game now the rules of this game listen I'm gonna explain to you guys I'm gonna give you a rundown on how this game works because a lot of people watching this are not knowing how this works now that what you're supposed to do is basically you're supposed to get you're supposed to match you're supposed to make like four matches okay you want to get three of you want to get four things of three and then another thing a two but you can't you can never what you should never ever do is you should never get a one or a nine it's like cards okay but you'd never want a one or a nine because those are terrible and those will those don't count and you don't win this peacock you see this throw that out that's terrible that's a terrible tile now I'm gonna need everybody to look at these are the scoring hands okay I need everybody in the chat to remember this no points hand pin Foo okay that's a concealed hand all symbolsu okay remember all the identical sequences that's only when the hand is concealed remember that you can have a fully concealed hand a ready hand or a one shot okay remember that Dragon triplet that's where you have uh boom boom boom and then you have those The Three Dragons or you could do this uh round wind seat wind okay remember that last tile draw last tile discard dead wall draw Robin a quad okay it's called Robin a quad sometimes you gotta do that remember that now this is the all triplet hand you could go with this this is going to get you too Han that's very nice to have or you could go with chanta and that's going to be with all sets including a 1 9 or honor tile I don't know what that is I don't know what an honor tile is or you could go with the full straight so that's where you go one one two three four five six seven eight nine okay or you could go with the seven pairs all seven pairs must be unique though remember this always remember or you could do the three colors straight and you have to memorize all these otherwise you're terrible at the game and you could do double wind not a double wind of course you guys know about that three concealed triplets uh all Terminals and honors now this is see the all Terminals and manners this is you know how I said never get the one or a nine but actually to win with this best way you want all ones and nines but also then you want the uh the Honors that I still don't know what that is I guess that's the dragon tile you saw remember that uh you could get three a little little Three Dragons now that's a nice hand that's a hand with any two dragons and a third dragon is a pair I hope you guys are all getting this down or you go with a three color triplets okay uh that's a hand with three triplets of the same number one in each suit okay now oh somebody needs to oh okay wait faithless follower said start over Okay we gotta go back to the start all right you got pinfu all simple it's identical fully concealed ready hand one shot Dragon triplet round seat uh last tile draw last how this card dead wall drop Robin acquired all triplet hand mixed out sad hand full of straight seven pairs three color straight double wind three concealed triplets all Terminals and honors little Three Dragons little three triplets little Three Pigs Three quads double Richie when you declare Richie on your first discard okay try to get that remembered pure outside hand now you guys know about this anybody who knows yeah cause it knows about the pure outside hand this is one of the best hands to have half flush now this is a very nice hand to have that's uh that's concealed three hand exposed to hand I don't know what the I don't know what that is double identical sequences Rhian piku okay do you guys know do you guys see what I'm saying with this that's when you have a concealed hand with two identical sequences this scoring element takes precedence over seven pairs okay so if your opponent has seven pairs you want this okay you guys get this so far we're on page 14 of 24. now you have to remember the um Mangan okay this is terminal and honor discards nagashi Mangin a hand form when the round is a draw in order to qualify you must have not discarded any number tiles two through eight okay but you could expose you could discard one and nine and you must have not formed any exposed melts a lot of you guys out there who like to play this game like to form a lot of exposed melds you should not do that in this scenario if you did that you cannot do this okay additionally no other player must have claimed any of your terminal our honor discards do you get this now full flush this is a hand consisting of one suit concealed six hand exposed five hand I still don't know what that is so this is like you have to get like every like this is like I don't know what that is so this is now basically what we're talking about here now is limit hands okay now this is called the four concealed triplets and this is um this is you cannot roll Ron to form the fourth triplet do you guys get what that means okay now this is The Big Three Dragons okay daishin gin okay basically what this means and basically all green I get okay listen I'm gonna be real the only thing I get so far is all green you just get all the green ones I think I could actually win if I just did that this is the first hand that I actually get I'm just gonna go for all green or we could go with the 13 orphans okay that's a hand with one of each terminal an honor tile plus a duplicate of anyone or you could go with the little four wins a handle with any three win triplets and a wear and a pair wins okay or you go with the all terminals a hand consisting of only one in nine tiles to form four sets in one pair or you could go with the big oh big wheels in this from Spider-Man oh you can get big wheel a concealed hand consisting of seven pairs of dots two through eight oh I should watch out for this so two okay so basically we gotta get seven pairs of dots two through eight what the [ __ ] so all right I'm gonna go for Big Wheel the ones that I'm remembering is Big Wheel all green or we could do the four quads okay now you guys know all about this anybody who's here anybody who's good at Yakuza knows about the four quads a hand consisting of four quads that are either concealed or exposed and basically I don't know what's happening in that picture a lot of them are like flipped on the wrong side I already go with the nine Gates okay that's a concealed fold flush with three ones three nines one of each two through eight and one additional tile from the same suit now there's something that you guys forgot Heavenly hand the dealer has completed a hand with his initial 14 tiles okay that happens sometimes sometimes you get the Earthly hand okay sometimes you get natural limit kazoo yakuman okay that's that's who you play is yaku man uh completed hand wherein the sum of all scoring elements is 13 hand or more do you understand that now let's say that you have the four concealed triplets with single weight okay as sometimes you off sometimes you do have this uh after your hand is added up calculate their points Hand by man Hans shy by mine or yaku man that's who you play is all right all right you guys get so now that you guys understand how to win uh uh tell me how to win give me all the best advice because I don't get it oh we need that we need that oh I'm getting that throw out the two bamboo all right that sounds like a good idea to me all green okay let's go all green that's not green okay Richie I think that means that that guy won already I think we already lost but we're going for the all green okay here we go get that out of there that's not green red [ __ ] [ __ ] Chi should we do Chi chi chi geez all right I'm noticing that I [ __ ] it up I [ __ ] up I shouldn't have did she that's not green all green is off the table but also I [ __ ] we can't do big wheel either that's off the table so we're gonna have to go for the 13 dragons going under 13 Bridges and oh that guy's got run oh we lost okay so he's had he up he got Dora uradora Richie East yeah see see what we did wrong there we got this we got this okay all right yeah I also forgot um here there's a here there's more rules there's 19 Pages more of fruits all right so basically uh you know basically you got circles you got your bamboos you got your characters you got the winds dragons there's the layout uh you got your discard area your mailed area uh stealing tiles okay a hand that has no exposed milk is called a concealed hand you should never conceal your hand okay the dealer you got the dealer a few winners the dealer you get more points of course Dora okay now Dora that's the thing in the middle only one is revealed but more can be flipped to create Point bonuses okay that's good because this was getting a little too simplistic for me so we have Chi Pine can pair okay remember that all simple all samples Dragon triplet or prevailing wind are you seat wind you have to always keeping it you have to always remember that the uh the prevailing wind and the seat wind all right uh yep Chi yeah Richie that's like when you say uh that's why I go when you say Yahtzee you say Richie now remember this Dora order one two three four five six seven eight nine one East South West Northeast white green red white remember that okay now to win around you have to say sumo okay all right well you guys get it all right we're going for all green we have only two green actually let's not go for that actually now the seat wind right now is north so we're going to want to hold on to the north perhaps look South we have no business with this there's no reason to hold down the South you're not seeing a lot of greens we only have two greens this is not a good it's just not a good hand to go all green in all right where is ran he's he's still here calm down Ron is here all right five six this is nice this is nice to have pears how about we do this let's get rid of this too I don't like this okay that's a nice now that sucks I don't want to peacock get that peacock out of there I hate that four nah get that out of there get that five battery I don't want that oh God damn it well we lost thanks for nothing Chad but maybe we can still win do the Dora Gambit press square at the start of every turn to see if you can enter Richie I can't don't worry I'm not entering that anytime it doesn't reach you like when you're about to win throw that out oh and now the green dragon throw that out okay we got two East Winds Chi do we want Chi no I don't want that give me get that out of there put that one down Richie is doubling your bet oh well then I never did I especially don't want to do that Ron is uno okay Ryan is uno Ricci is doubling doubling the bet basically what with my strategy I just have to hope that all the other players lose their money somehow without me winning oh yeah you can tell that I'm gonna win here you can tell now remember that we want to get four pairs of three okay for the parish it can be like this this is a pair all right that's a set might be that's called a [ __ ] if we get one more of these that's one one more of these this one one more of these this one one more these this one but we also need a pair of two now this peacock you never want this get him out of there perm we win we just won we're about to win a big big money right here this is gonna be my last stream because after this I'm gonna win a big big money and I'm never streaming again oh my God I have four of them I got all four of them I don't think that helps though okay draw we lost we didn't win anything I lost I actually lost a thousand money to healthy Sugino no this doesn't suck this doesn't suck this is very good actually this was played on this was played thousands of years ago in ancient China this is the first game all right draw this [ __ ] out that [ __ ] sucks we got him you know we got a lot of green here I'm looking at this hand God damn it I'm looking at this hand and I'm thinking we're going all green look at how much green we got here let's go for the all green here I think that's the smart play another green oh don't give me that [ __ ] don't give me that [ __ ] come on that's green that counts as green right let me consult my rule book does this count is green even though it has that red thing on it or is it all green no can't have that red on it oh that's nice that's nice okay wait these are red too also so oh that sucks we don't want that okay you don't want to use up okay we lost to the Laughing guy so he got he got Richie fully concealed hand Dora 12 000 points okay so I'm losing all my money from this game right now right now okay okay I'm just gonna I'm gonna consult with the chat chat I'm leaving this I'm letting you guys do the steering on this one it's not it's it's in it's in your hands here oh that Katrina says this is a good hand this is a very good hand actually all right play the peacock card that sounds that sounds smart that sounds very smart and if I know this if I know this chant I know that this chat is very good at Yakuza games I'm gonna follow that that's good advice all right the peacock card has been played now what are we thinking here drop a dragon all right I'm dropping a dragon summon the northern winds how do I how do I summon the northern winds by just dropping this tile in the center I'm gonna try to all right green M for money get rid of the nines either nine all right that sounds like good advice you never want a name I do know that I do know you never want a nine oh okay we can do this we can do pine what are we thinking on this what are we thinking on Pine James says yeah James says go for the pound I'm going with James James was first James was the first guy to say it and whoever says it first is is completely right there we go all right now what are we thinking here I feel like we're doing really good right now if I know anything about this game I feel like we're doing really good right now so we have a lot of big numbers we have nine we have seven that's a big number this is eight this is a game where the biggest number wins ask Madden all right I'm gonna do I'm gonna use ask Madden is Madden in chat right now Madden are you out there what's the next play here man Madden says get rid of one thank you men you know what I feel like I feel like Madden would say get rid of name this is what I know about Madden Style look at this all right now this is what we got here we got two fours if we get another four that's good or if we get a five that would be nice we have a five and eight that's terrible we have one and a four this is we should get rid of that okay that's bad that's bad that he did that we have pretty much nothing we pretty much have all of the worst stuff we pretty much have like in poker this is this is called the [ __ ] man's hand all right uh we're gonna get rid of this name uh we have an eight that's very nice uh let's do uh let's say this two this two is stupid am I right or am I right this too is stupid get rid of the West Wind this get rid of this all right all right let's get rid of this ah let's get rid of this too this too is stupid this too pisses me off it pisses me off just to see this in my hand what is it even doing there this is [ __ ] stupid get rid of that one this is what you give me this is what you give me one this is [ __ ] two again with this one two I'm giving let's get rid of this dragon this dragon is dumb this is a really dumb card to have am I right around my right what are we thinking here fours are bad luck oh I didn't know that fours are bad luck now remember if we lose this it's on you guys because you guys steered this whole thing it's not on me this is all on the chat if we lose get rid of all the fours all right well I don't know I don't know if that's do we do Chi what are we saying on Chi are we saying yes or no all right James said ye James said Yee I'm going with James he knows G G all right I'm getting rid of the Dragon you guys you guys said get rid of dragon now what have we seen here what are we saying here are we saying this are we saying this basically right now we have possibly one of the worst hands possible we have nothing we have no we have no prospects here this is just random [ __ ] this is like this is probably some of the worst gameplay I've ever done this game has been around for 3 000 years they've been playing this this is the worst anybody has ever done in this game after all of those years this is actually the worst anybody has ever done let's drop the four fours are bad luck we got another four let's drop it because it's no good now we can't even use this this isn't even a viable tile let's keep that let's throw the dragon away one I hate that I hate that six okay that's very nice draw all right we lost another thousand points I'm starting to think that maybe this chat is not as good as at the at the game I was thinking that like this was like a very highly skilled chat at the game but I feel like a lot of people in this chat don't even know about the 13 dragons going under Seven Bridges hand this is pretty nice though we got three Western wins you know we're West let's get rid of this North this is nonsense get rid of that let's get rid of this oh Chi Chi do we take this Chi let's take the cheese let's go ahead and take the cheese we could actually win this get rid of that dragon get rid of these get rid of these bolts I call these [ __ ] tiles get that one okay we're winning this we're actually gonna win this we're actually about to win seven thousand dollars in real life money this too is this too is a [ __ ] insult this is a [ __ ] insult to me get rid of that oh my God we are about to win real life 10 million dollars get that out of there that's no good two sevenths oh my goodness we're about to win we are about to win no don't okay we need a seven or a five we won we won we won wait what's wrong what's Pawn what's wrong what's the wait wait one of these will win one of these will lose Corner ran which wait which one is which oops huh what's twist what's what uh well if an opponent discards a towel that matches a pair in your hand you could do poem or you can do ran completing a hand by stealing oh we win oh that means we win we win oh oh my God we are gonna win 10 million dollars 13 3 200 points oh my God we just beat the game we just beat the game of Yakuza all right let's win it again this is a terrible hand we lost we lost we lost this two three that's [ __ ] this is [ __ ] all right first we're gonna get rid of the most [ __ ] tile in this game nine you never want that in German nine means no that means no you do not want that this is a German game you have to remember one that's a horrible [ __ ] tile get rid of that Dragon get this [ __ ] let's keep the dragon actually for now let's hold it let's get rid of this one this is horrible look how many ones and nines we had maybe we should actually held on to those we might have won actually we could have did the all one and Nine's hand all right let's drop dead you're trying to quit vaping any advice well you know basically what you gotta do to stop vaping is you gotta like do other stuff and then you forget that's my advice of the day all right Chi no that's this is a trick Chi this is a trick Chi two three six now this six is total [ __ ] to me the six is total [ __ ] this is a [ __ ] tile and you know that this is get rid of that now what we have here is five six seven that's very nice two three four five seven eight hmm this five does not belong this South let's get rid of this five this five is pissing me off it's starting to piss me off the more I see it now we have three four oh no now it's getting tricky dragon everybody is throwing out their dragons already uh oh Chi Chi should I do it should I do Chi all right James says ye when he sees Chi he says all right you know I think we could I think we could possibly win the two million dollars here two three four seven eight this is all this is looking like we're gonna about to we're about to win 10 trillion dollars five six seven basically what we need here was we need a four we need why do I have okay wait two three we need six we need a four and a six foreign all right we got this uh wait oh wait I shouldn't have got rid of that four oops uh oh it's all falling apart wait let's wait G orn wait that ruins everything though do it uh to a pawn G I'll just uh decline six six seven eight okay okay wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute one two three one two three we need we need we need four and three we need we're gonna lose we're gonna lose oh oh that guy won how does anybody ever seven payers how does anybody ever win in this I can't believe this we got third place we lose to [ __ ] healthy Sugino one of the shittiest players in the world I can't believe this I might never stream again after this that was a real hoot all right let's do a story recap uh okay let's do the story recap Okay so basically so far I met this man he went to this guy this guy he knows that guy that guy his brothers with that guy this guy is called shunter Dash uh that guy is out there we're gonna have to put on a new advisor uh I don't have enough guys to do an advisor actually let's put on uh where's Shanta is the advisor he's more of an advisor role I don't know how to do it so basically uh let's see how do I how do I recap on the story okay so basically I need to find akiyama no matter what maybe I should check in the sewer from before so that's pretty much where we're at in the storyline is shenmue in this game he's probably somewhere he's probably in the sewers let's go to the sewers now this is a famous restaurant called jungle boy see the little monkey that's jungle boy that's where he resides well maybe we'll fight him later okay some people are trying to kill me we have to get out of here don't kill don't kill me go away now go away now who's this guy oh it's a twitch streamer it's a famous streamer which streamer is this you guys foreign he's doing a YouTube documentary his views are going to go through the roof oh this is a famous YouTuber actually like comment and subscribe all right I'm surprised I haven't heard of this famous YouTuber yet he's gonna go viral [Music] damn yeah that must be a famous YouTuber in Japan oh let's go to the batting world let's go play baseball the storyline now is that we have to go play baseball oh it's that guy it's that guy what's up guys time for another vid from your boy oh this is gonna get good now the fastest fastball my guy's getting pissed off oh he's dead he dead [Laughter] here he goes I am in the balls that's a good video this is a good YouTuber I paid the entry fee so I can take a ball to the balls if I want um foreign the birth of a viral sensation is he gonna go viral or not what are you guys thinking on it I think I haven't heard of them yet so I think that he doesn't go viral I know all the famous YouTubers Jake Paul I know uh the pause I know everyone and I've never heard of this guy somehow let's go in the shoe now there's you have an app called troubler troubler tells you all the crimes that are happening that's the famous troubler app uh oh why are these guys in the sewer why is there four guys waiting for me in a sewer to go because you subscribe we have to fight these sewer guys all right we have to kill these guys now give me this baseball bat yeah kill him right there give me that knife give me this knife oh this is a crowbar kill him oh oh my God oh my God now I'm gonna kill this game wow wow now you pissed me off all right I ran out of juice I missed now let's let's do this wow now let's go let's go ahead and stab and kill this guy oh [Laughter] wait wait no my my weapon I'm gonna beat this [ __ ] out of this guy get ready to die I'm pretty good at this yeah cause the game [Music] oh this is a famous character this is a famous character this is the guy who showed me this place a while back famous character foreign [Music] because the the Chinese gang is trying to kill him foreign let's leave the sewer and this is just a part of Japanese life sometimes you have to go down in here in the end of the sewers I didn't see shenmue down there I don't know where he is let's go to let's go here this is a good restaurant let's get the beef bowl beef bowl large give me the beef bowl extra large give me the beef plate give me draft beer miso soup give me the coleslaw salad let's get all that that's a good meal you know that food eat that all right so good meal all right oh that was it he's calling me already oh cameras [Music] he's on the Move he's on the move we have to find Ed is foreign all right we gotta go to Apple Hotel sixth floor but first we got to play baseball this is important to the storyline let's do the uh let's do the challenge course boom home run okay here we go now this is the gameplay of the game oh that was a splitter that was no good yeah that's a home run there it is okay come on Boom we won throw it over there yeah no damn yeah home run this is a classic japanese sport home run baby [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my oh my God we win now he's gonna do a funny dance oh I guess not so yeah that's what the baseball is like um let's go play more baseball now the way this game works is you actually level up your character from playing baseball so if we actually want to become more powerful then we have to keep winning baseball go to the gym come on man I'm trying to relax strike that sucked that sucked foul ball that's terrible that is terrible okay that's nice that's nice that sucked but we can bring it we can still bring it home oh my okay we got this we just need one more one more Omar that's Homer that's homemade so much throw that ball throw that ball home run it's okay that's okay we still win this that's home run yep this is a big home run here boom home run we win do the dance he does the dent yeah he's supposed to do a dance I think maybe if we do the next challenge he'll do the dance hey all right come on come on that's it that really sucked I'm right yeah oh that was terrible I can bring this back I can bring this back [ __ ] this can still be fixed this can still be fixed that's a home run Bases Loaded boom this is still can be won this still can be one here that's a home run boom Yak is a complete game complete [ __ ] do the dance this is fun baseball see look we leveled up a little from that there's all different like challenges you gotta do these are all the challenges we have to do we have to we have to eat 15 foods we have to use 15 medicines we have to travel by taxi five times we have to do all of this to win we gotta win uh we gotta win a million dollars take 10 photos so I can do that drink all the mystery drinks okay gotta remember to do that we gotta com we gotta go to Wild Jackson write this stuff down you guys because this is important that we do all this we got to do a lot of this the side missions still many games we gotta get five mini we gotta go sing karaoke we have to get uh hikaru's ranked to Diamond that's very important we have to become friends with hitaki yamasan we have to meet him become friends with Mama okay complete five baseball missions obtain a high rank in three bar conversations so there's this there's a lot of stuff that we still have to do to win this I've been playing for an hour and all I've done is play mahjong in baseball yeah that's that's the that's how this game is don't forget that I went in the sewer that was very important to the story land when I went in there home run throw that ball home run home run damn come on throw a good one home run that's a big home run that's a big home run [ __ ] I wasn't ready I was looking away I was looking away I have to hit this or we lose weight loose he cries challenge failed that pisses me off you know what that actually pisses me off whenever I lose a challenge then I actually have to go back and play it until I win okay that's nice that's nice let's see the rules uh okay let's let's read the rules of baseball so for baseball you can adjust your aim with left analog stick and press X to hit the ball try to hit the ball with the bat those are the baseball rules so that's simpler than the imagine home run home run that's a big home run throw that ball throw that ball boom oh my God oh my God look at this that's a big home run s they thought they could beat me with this with this [ __ ] challenge name do I see 10 home runs nope he's gonna do the dance all right he's I don't think he's gonna ever do the dance where do we gotta go now we gotta go over to this Zone and meet the man let's go and meet the man but you know I do love to play darts oh one second you guys I gotta kill these people let me let me kill this guy real quick crap all right now I should progress the storyline but sometimes the fastest way to progress the storyline is to go in here and play racing so let's go play racing uh let's see what it was what song do we want here give me the uh give me Splash wave oops go ahead and give me uh yeah go ahead and give me that [ __ ] okay that was really bad I gave every other racial like a 10 second Head Start we're almost out of time already uh how do I I don't know how to shift into high gear okay here we go here we go so basically in this game if you crash once pretty much you lose so basically what we got to do here is not even crash the car not even once no no no no we can bring this back we can bring this back this is similar to baseball in many ways no we can bring this back all right we only got 10 seconds do I see checkpoint do I see a checkpoint no [Music] we got pretty far yeah we got that we did pretty good oh that's true I did forget to read the rules what's cool about this game is you get to it gives you a bunch of little challenges for every mini game it's like get this many points in this game I think I already did them for outrun what's this that's at the batting Center did I do all the outrun ones get three million points in outrun that was the five star challenge get four million points in super hang on win 10 matches in Virtual Fighter that's easy come on man when 10 matches in puyo puyo that's hard play Virtual Fighter all right all your space here I don't think they have ritual fighter here at this one fantasy Zone this is a fun game this game is crazy you're like a little spaceship but he has feet you can play darts classic darts no not family zone no no it's not called family Zone it's fantasy zone no it's not part of Final Fantasy no no no it's not like Family Guy it's not a Family Guy based game called family Zone what is my guy saying that guy is saying crazy stuff he wants to go to the alley Dark Souls somebody said Dark Souls wait do you guys see do you guys see what I see Club dunk on the fourth floor is Club dunk that's my club you can meet me if you get a high enough level in this game you can actually go to the fourth floor and face me in darts I see my famous phrase I go well well well kid looks like you finally made it to the fourth floor now you gotta fight me in darts I only go for the green now I do all Greens on darts I only shoot for the green spaces ah these guys have been following me all along we have to kill all these guys the mysterious assassins I'm gonna hit them with this garbage can now I'm gonna shoot them on the head with this yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah wow yeah what's this what's this yeah all right I'm gonna kill this guy now let's punch this guy's head off this guy's no good yeah boom wow now let's just let's yeah let's kill this guy off all right I got more points for that than playing like my drawing for like three hours these guys are from the game family Zone look at this they actually put the food out here where I can grab it reach your hand out and get the food oh look at this let's go eat a soda so yeah this is this is similar to shenmue you can eat sodas you can play Space Harrier you can meet shenmue in the sewers sometimes if you're lucky go ahead and give me the uh go ahead and give me the grape drank grape I got one XP point for drinking grape these guys come on These Guys these guys suck man all right those guys are dead I think that I might be too strong in this game I think that I played darts too much and my guy got too powerful I killed like every guy in like one hit I think I've played too many darts ah give me that give me the enhanced counter of course of course of course give me the uh give me the give me the XP game oh we could boost digestion we got to get my digestion level up we got to get that to level four at least all right now let's go get some more food I'm liking what they got here I'm gonna take the cinnamon roll I want the bagel and go ahead and give me the muffin let's get the cappuccino the espresso milk tea give me the chocolate cake I want the dunkaccino give me the sandwich Chris wait what's this is a basic egg sandwich okay give me the croissant and go ahead and give me the toast that's a good meal that's how you level up you have to eat food it's realistic to actual life and that the only way to level up is to eat food why would I want to go to the second floor let's go to the second floor just to be funny how do I get to Club dunk am I ready for Yakuza RPG I already played that one I played these games in like the I played them in like the worst order passable but it doesn't really matter at all also I played the actors three first then I played zero which is actually the sixth game what the [ __ ] is this why is this guy outside of the window so this is so I played Yakuza zero the axis of zero is the six is the sixth game this was actually like the tenth game but then this is Yakuza six the actual one which is like the 11th okay do you guys get it and then there's a one with zombies with shooting and zombies I didn't play that one yet oh my God I don't remember this guy foreign [Music] that's very bad that's very bad [Music] you guys remember this you guys remember this is oh my God can't believe this [ __ ] Tojo Clan burned down Little Asia can you believe this [ __ ] you know and that's when the turf war erupted oh my God Suga was in bed with the Scio Triad can you believe this [ __ ] can't believe that he was in bed with them all along tonight foreign so basically in the storyline you you play as the fourth chairman okay the the third chairman I forget who that is then there's like a fifth chairman he is the he is a guy he's like a funny guy with a coat and the fifth chairman is like he's your buddy but now he got ran out of the game by this new guy that's the evil guy and now you and you gotta you gotta fight play family Zone is foreign all right now this character basically the guy I'm talking to he he got like a trillion dollars because my guy blew up a building and it shot money at the top of the building and then this guy ran around and he picked up all the money and then he became a trillionaire so now he he loans out money to people to be funny but then he said to shut it down foreign foreign he gave all his money to a woman by daring her to become a hooker for a month that's true that actually is true but she only wanted the million dollars to avenge her brother who got sent in jail for a hundred years for shooting 18 people but he didn't actually shoot those people you see that was fake but it was a different guy okay hold up foreign foreign let me explain so your daughter you were in jail your guy goes to jail like a hundred times a hundred different times and he came out of jail and then his daughter had a baby but then she got hit by a car so you have to find a baby and you have to like shake the baby and find food for the baby and now his daughter is in a coma so he has to find Ed okay it all makes sense and the dad and the dad of the of of your daughter of your daughter's child he was killed he got murdered by by uh we don't know yet it's a big mystery Joe um foreign we gotta recap the story so basically let me let me boil down the story let me do a quick recap basically you're like this man and he has to fight people to win [Music] and he likes to play baseball but we gotta find cats too don't stab me give me this bike these bikes kill Ed wow give me this give me this yeah wow wow those guys have no power go this way oh Scorpion King just joined okay let's do a quick recap so basically like this is like you have to like it's you know this will explain it this is like the next Mr Beast we actually he's actually like doing baseball videos right now the fastball Fiasco only got a hundred views only got a couple hundred views what's he gonna do next I thought his I thought he's getting hit in the balls with the baseball video would get more views than that can we have a current recap a little recap oh yeah let's go ahead let's get a little recap so basically nagumo in Utah are waiting I should head back there and go meet them that's pretty much what it's like right now I gotta kill these guys with this little chair give me this give me this [Music] these guys got a lot of Health oh oh oh that guy's dead I got him in the yeah hit him with my head wait how do I hit him with my head that was funny wait wait kill that guy kill that guy go for my classic hit all right now this is very important to the storyline see this guy this guy is behind everything somebody is crying for help where are you where are you oh no he's up there oh no what the [ __ ] it's Mr Beast Mr Beast is falling out the window oh no oh no gonna forget foreign [Music] all right we gotta go save this guy um he is he should be on the fourth floor but before we go save that guy let's check in at my favorite joint sexy Club this is a famous place they have a great microwave um they have a great bathroom see if I can go in here I can't go in there there's still a nice place you know I love to use the microwave here all right now before we get before we get up to Mr Beast let's stop in here play a quick game of magic and um so good yeah that was all for his latest video he's gonna go trending oh my God he's gonna be trending on YouTube he's gonna get 10K views or maybe even the legendary million the legendary million views oh my God he's gonna get 10 000 views it's gonna go viral he's gonna go viral double yeah cause of takedown wait he's gonna fight both of us no we have to fight Mr Beast holy [ __ ] he's killing me with a selfie stick this is a powerful opponent oh my God these guys are still playing they're playing miles oh [ __ ] I just ruined this give me this hey go for the All Greens go for the all greens or big wheel that's my that's my tip to them all right let's get this guy let's kick wow yeah Gitchi yeah foreign here's the title of this video that he's suggesting annoying Punk apologizes for everything [Music] this is gonna get the legendary 10 000 views you'll get mad views my influencer days are over oh that was a pretty good that was a pretty good storyline so what are we saying should we go to uh should we go play more Mahjong or do the story lane I still feel like this guy is behind it all go to karaoke All right I'll do karaoke but then we're doing the storyline I don't want to get sidetracked too much I like to have a good you know a good pacing of the storyline and the funny and the funny mini games so far we've learned a lot in the storyline somehow playing baseball uh is very important though Now what song are we singing like a butterfly yeah this is badass you guys like this type of music this is like rock this is like Linkin Park [Music] [Music] tonight it's a really good singing [Music] [Music] yeah I'm like a little butterfly fly like a little butterfly or you will die I'm like a little butterfly fly like a beautiful bird the fly so as you can see this is a really good game all right let's do one more let's do one more I know yeah I know how you guys like this song this is a throwback it's just a throwback to all my old fans I know how you guys love this song in there again this is about being like a little butterfly oh I could have shot board [Music] please all right thank you thank you everybody thank you maybe we can get to 10 000 views 100 oh I got a perfect score 100 score oh my God number one in the world all right let's get out of here let's get out of here they're telling me to leave all right let's get back to the true storyline now I know it's you I know he's behind the murder now this let me let me give you guys some backstory so this is the classic bar that Yakuza goes to but up here this wait I went too far this is like this is the where the Funny Money guy lives this is where he gives you a million dollars but you have to pass this funny test he says like oh you want a million dollars then find me three cats bring me three cats back and then you'll get the million so that's uh that's just a little part of the world of Yakuza I don't actually know what I'm doing I don't know how to get into this building right now I'm just gonna jump off the roof yeah I swear I think you can jump off the roof I guess not this one jump off this thing what's my favorite cat you know for my money the best cat in this game right now you know before we progress to storyline let's actually go check on my cat room I'm glad you mentioned the cats let's actually go up there's an evil man in here foreign what the [ __ ] what to say what happened wait what happened I skipped at an accident wait what happened [Laughter] it's the Joker oh there's Ramen wait what happened to the trash bag why is a trash bag on fire this is getting to be a good storyline oh man look at this look at all this this is horrifying all right so before we do that let's go check on my cats gotta go check uh see what I'll make see how my cat cafe is doing was that a Ramen commercial oh that's what that was that was actually a commercial for ramen noodles yeah they do crazy marketing over there their commercials are a lot crazier than ours here no actually like blow up people just to do the commercial we September to received knock over the bikes like dominoes that's good thinking actually it's not it's not working like this is this like do this laughs boom it's like it's like a funny domino ah classic oh here's some more here we go get that yep boom hit that okay run through there there we go all right now let's go oh now we gotta kill these guys yeah now let's kill this guy oh let's see what he tried to do there that would never work let's kill this guy with this thing all right now where is my cats my cats we gotta go a little further down and this is highly important because I want you guys to get the full context of the storyline right now I feel like you guys don't have enough info for the story we have to kill these guys now there's a lot of people getting in the way of my cats let's go for my famous attack [Laughter] it's my favorite attack in this game okay okay we're almost there we're almost to my cat Lee all right now this is called minion Cat Cafe you can meet soon this is where all your cats are stored now this is a very important part of the game this is called whiskers these were shot with a very very low quality camera this is a little uh Mr funny this is cue ball this is uh forget his name yeah I was going to say let's looking all right so right now how many cats do we got we got one two three that's it we only got three so right now my character is at three power let's sit down so the goal of this game pretty much is to fill this whole room with cats oh here's Here Comes one here we go oh oh what what I didn't know they could do that this is a good game so yeah see this is the point of the game is to fill this whole room with cats bye so we gotta go out into the world and find more of them now here let's buy some cat food give me uh give me some gold tuna give me some of chicken give me some uh tuna and give me cheese salmon and if you lose Health you can actually eat the cat food for your own health I think I haven't tried that yet all right now let's go let's go back to the main storyline oh now this is a famous store this store is called Donkey Odie this is my store that I run but in Japan my uh my little Avatar is actually this funny penguin it's not a donkey we had to change my uh we had to change my image over there to be more appealing there he is there's my little penguin you might see him if you go to Japan my videos are a lot different over there wait where did wait where did all the explosion stuff go oh no did I miss out on the storyline is this the guy that got exploded oh the trash bag exploded okay this is good that he's recapping it because I skipped it on accident [Laughter] remember I saw it I saw it all and I didn't skip it on accident did they just record that just in case you walked away no way no way this has to be like how it's supposed to go down no way did they anticipate that you would leave the trash bag area and go to pet cats it was a guy in his 40s wearing a yellow tracksuit he was Chinese oh my God he's at the batting Center looks like we're gonna have to go play some more baseball [Music] all right all right one one track one trick all right is this right play more baseball we have to fight this guy in baseball this is the guy who left the exploding trash bag tonight oh my God it was this guy all along I never would have suspected it was this guy okay this guy's killed that guy was really pathetic foreign get over here you're so fast oh my God holy [ __ ] slow down holy [ __ ] he's so fast look at him go what the [ __ ] no way can I catch this guy there's no way in the world what the where is he going oh I caught him I caught him oh my God he's from the snake game soup they were the most brutal Mafia in town led by a guy named Lewis [Music] he's happy Lord tried to murder me when I was a junior so you guys are back huh these guys are from Yakuza too our leader is guy and mask who was on the screen big screen before explosion long ago you crushed snake flower Triad now I here in Japan to rebuild from ground up if only Lao Kai long was still alive maybe this could go well then but snake flower officers realized they're planning very poor so they lose interest in Japan they lose interest in us too nobody even remember we here oh I see what happened we have no money to go back home day after day we live here alone in this city so their gang actually forgot that these guys are there they just left them there and forgot they set off the bomb so people would know that they were still there all right so that was a man that turns out the guy behind the blowing up trash bag she was from the famous snake gang of gangs Yakuza is known for its all all the different gangs what happened I'm getting a phone call oh [ __ ] which uh which Emoji should I respond with wanna get drinks [Laughter] yeah let's go ahead and give them the singing gay and let's go ahead and hit him with this let's go ahead and hit him with one of these let's give them this shot so come on let's soon let's give them that one and let's say this and let's hit him with one of these and boom yeah let's hit that and okay he should like that um look at that he didn't say anything about my Emojis this is a scam I'm getting scammed that is why does he want prepaid cards good the thing is in this game your guy is like he's getting pretty old so he falls for a lot of scams and stuff like he falls for a lot of like email phishing scams and stuff all right let's go let's go to the main storyline now we've been goofing around enough where is majima I don't think I've even seen him in this one yet I think this is the only one I've played where he's not even in it at all yeah he's in prison that's [ __ ] up you know who you know what I think I think this guy killed him I think this guy killed Manchester and he's happy about it that's just my theory oh my God he's in the chat he's in the chat he says he is not the Killer in the DLC you can marry the tiger no no do not marry the Tiger from what I understand the tiger is behind the murder of huh oh this guy just drank 500 000 yen of alcohol how much is 500 000 yen how much is that in United States money is that a lot or not a lot fifty thousand dollars he drank fifty thousand dollars worth of drinks only five thousand dollars you only drink five thousand dollars five thousand that's it foreign [Music] foreign all right let's go find Ed yes finally finally we're ready to fight Ed I know everybody watching this stream has been waiting for me to fight Ed I know how much you guys hate Ed finally we're gonna fight Ed and finally get revenge but before we find it maybe let's um play a little uh play a little game here because I feel like I can win this I feel like lately I've been learning new tricks to win this I want to win a little money just before we fight in all right now I hope that you guys do we still have people from when I started this stream do you guys remember all the rules just consult with all the rules that you know and tell me what the best let's go for the all let's go for the blunder strategy look at this look at this let's go for all one and nines let's go for the blender strategy how do you do it what's the blunder hand all Terminals and honors let's do this let's do the blunder strategy okay we're going all Terminals and honors this is a classic blunder strategy it never works it's one of the worst strategies you can do but if it works you beat the whole game it never has a zero percent chance of working but when it does work you win a lot of money get rid of that we're going for the blunder strategy here we want all ones and names what is that that's a four we don't want that come on okay we're not getting any nines we're not getting anything that we want oh that's a one that's a one blunder strategy is going okay okay we need let's get rid of this stuff this is chump change give me a name give me a name give me a one or a name I'm looking for the one peacock oh there we go boom that's the name this is a big win this is a big win this is gonna be a big big win here oh my God we got a one we got the one peacock this could be it this might actually could be it oh my God this could be it we got another one we got another one we're actually gonna win this we're gonna win 10 million points oh my God another name another name look at this we're gonna win wait is there another way to do it without this let's see let's see I cannot believe this is gonna work all sets include a one nine or honor tile we could do that maybe we could enchant hmm hmm what could we do here what could we say is there any other ones that are funny a hand with one of each terminal and honor tile how the [ __ ] do you get that that's impossible all terminals a hand consisting of only one in nine tiles this is what we're going to do this is actually this is the one that we're gonna do oh my God we're gonna win so many we're gonna win the millions of money get rid of these fours fours are bad luck get those fours out of there this is gonna work we didn't get it we lost it didn't work yeah I've had to think I do think we should have went green there should have went for the all green let's go let's go take this out on Ed I feel like Ed played a role in that let's go get a soda real quick though give me a give me lemon soda all right let's go kill Ed die um hey where's in here keep a lookout for Ed everybody he could be anywhere he's not in he's not in the trash Oculus excuse him success this is the perfect plan this is the perfect plan and we have to find it yeah foreign take out the add detector from your inventory do I have that this is it this this I don't think I have the detector yet now this guy is sneaking I just like to not sneak it all foreign oh my bad my best all right have to be very have to be very careful what I do here I don't want to run into these things and kill those again oh we have to fight this evil chef this is Ed evil Ed is a chef oh no that's cow we have to sneak by the shift we oh [Laughter] face me chef okay now we have to be very careful not to disrupt this meat because if this meat gets ruined and I run into this dang it you can't kill this dang it I can't ruin everything in here what's going on what the [ __ ] who did this who put all this here this isn't right this is all chicken all of this is chicken damn get out of my way that's true Ed is always one step ahead and knew to put all that chicken there at the bottom of the stairs this is why he's one of the most evil characters in the whole franchise oh why do they have big giant swords maybe they're cutting up the meat with swords oh the chef is back the chef is back oh no he's back phase two oh no my health now this this is one of my greatest tricks of Yakuza whenever you die just eat this this is how to win Yakuza ow ow damn this guy's tough give me that [ __ ] kill him get him punch him punch his head off ah [ __ ] you shift he's out of there that's a very powerful shift this Chef is uh oh he's gone now that Chef was the he was the main boss from Yakuza one wait I'm going the wrong way I think excuse me excuse me come on I can get in there this is like a maze of meat foreign am I sure that I truly defeated the chef and not one of his shadow clones I'm not sure there's probably another shift to be honest excuse me excuse me fellas I'm sorry I had to destroy that table this has the best physics of any game I have to fold this up and act this over sorry excuse me you guys let me knock this over and kill this okay this is stealth this is like a stealth sneaking type Mission like metal gear now jump out this window oh here going here oh nice this is the uh this is the computer room this is where they run all the uh this is where they order all the chickens he's back what the [ __ ] I'm actually big he's big it was it was just a shadow clone why is there so many of the chef the chef was the greatest villain so far of this game [ __ ] give me this oh [ __ ] hit him with it hit him hit him on the head there you go there you go kill that shift get him oh [ __ ] this is one [ __ ] up shift here we go kill this Chef kill this chef come on get him no no no no come on Chef come on oh [ __ ] boom come on Chef you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] eat the cat food eat the cat food it doesn't work eat this ah the chef broke the window this is a good battle this is a good battle I didn't think the chef would be so powerful oh no the battery is running out wait my greatest move he's no match against my greatest move oh [ __ ] come on Chef yeah now I got you yeah yeah you don't like that move do you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh no he's gonna win he's gonna win yeah oh [ __ ] oh no hit him there you go there you go now grab him grab them with the grab come on come on there we go here we go no no how did he escape my greatest move oh he's dead well I guess that I guess medium medium well where'd he go okay he's gone we have to we're gonna have to fight him again let's drink some drinks give me these Health drinks this is a really good plan did we bring that ladder who was holding that ladder was there just a ladder on top of the roof or did we bring that in ourselves foreign wait was that right was that supposed to jump after um oh no this is a [ __ ] this is a [ __ ] oh all right now we have to fight all 100 of these people yeah here we go this is gonna be a big big battle s listen I'll fight these hundred guys but if we have to fight that Chef again that'll break I can kill this hundred guys just don't make me fight the chef again I don't think I have enough Health packs for that oh here we go famous move boom for for those of you for those of you just tuning in this is my this is yakuza's famous move that's what he does [Music] oh this is a big battle this is two these are two greatest rivals oh these guys hate each other this was a big fight this is a big big fight foreign we have to find Ed Where Are You Ed she knew that I can't get past this [ __ ] Ed he knows that I can never get past this he's so devious ha foolish Ed foreign huh [Music] this is a big battle this is a big big battle s foreign he's just gonna talk to Ed wait what the [ __ ] come on now Ed killed him why'd you do it in yeah I know the tiger was behind it all how much is he paying [Music] um that's from Tekken he actually causes YouTube students foreign foreign oh my God we have to fight Ed now Ed just tell me this and where'd you find all these chefs kill them it's running it's running away Ed you bastard oh he's trying to get me with the box cutter killed it and oh my God head is dead wham wham oh my God we're doing a lot of damage to it come on Ed come on what are you gonna do oh [ __ ] oh whoa come on come on Ed what are you gonna do now what are you gonna do yeah take dish kick them hit them into that wall oh he's in his red mode now he is he is now what you call Red in I think they made a game about this the Red Ed Redemption it's after this game it shows you how he becomes a good gay killed at it hit him with this chair yeah get that in Wham eat some of the cat food eat some of the cat food eat eat this come on Ed yeah why Ed you bastard no no no oh wham wham Wham that is done that is done in this game oh no it's Ed's Army [Music] this is turning into a big battle s wait do I just have to punch Ed okay Ed's dead Ed only had like one Hill he does have a lot of soldiers though let's swing him around like this this is fun Bam Bam yeah wow wow I can't believe Ed was behind it all [Music] what other Yakuza games is Ed in do we have any big Yakuza heads in here what's the whole storyline of Ed foreign this guy is dead just answer this is why'd you do it in cool s [Music] oh oh purple guy oh she didn't like it I have a plan I have a plan we throw Ed at this guy foreign [Music] the data Sergio subscribe my channel throw it at him that's good foreign oh my God it's the big boss Shadow Ed Wards yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's low glow oh my God it's a big glow oh so children this guy's Rivals with CeeLo now without me can't believe big Lo is behind it all right kill yourself foreign [Music] foreign foreign oh my God I can't believe it was a big low behind it all big low working with Waluigi and Ed how can you beat that and they have Chef cow that's like an unbeatable team don't come much questions well of course the tiger now listen the tiger the tiger is not even that's the group that we just went up against that's one of the smaller groups the tiger is behind he's behind everything like to hold like the president of the country has to answer to the tiger he's behind it all but we don't find we don't find that out until Yak is a name foreign foreign foreign he should what did he say what did he say foreign [Applause] why did he say that right there you must never know about our secret land he must never find out about the Tiger make sure that he never finds out about the super secret tiger on the street that's a good twist dang all right we're gonna call it for there that's that's one of the best games I can't believe big low was behind it all right thanks for watching everybody maybe uh maybe we'll play more of this later see what big low is getting up to I feel like the tiger is still behind it all but I guess we'll see good night everybody

Channel: Dunk Tank

Views: 128,904

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Id: iuuPt-AslJQ

Length: 174min 19sec (10459 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 17 2023