Dunkey plays Star War : Jedi Survivor

hello I'm playing Star Wars hey evil monkey oh no oh no I forgot they were involved in this hello meaning hello ice cream then you tip around for the birthday wishes oh uh oh watch out for this now everybody if anybody has this back out now some people cannot handle Darth saber his saber is too crazy all right what do I want do I want the good graphics mode or the [ __ ] Graphics mode I'll go I'll go [ __ ] Graphics mode view distance what is this what is this I never had it to do this before uh close ambient camera sway what is that huh this is this is like customizing it to my exact situation the next generation of Jedi we seek a dangerous Fugitive this is no common Anarchist but a devotee of the treasonous Jedi Order no look at this a lightsaber a long time classical time I find out who I am gonna kill you kid Baron right I spent years waiting for a chance to avenge my sisters I know what it's like to lose everything look at this I do not travel together but survivors of the Jedi or her lies in your hands a flippy life has this funny way of forcing out a path forward execute for the 66. Execute order something different order 69. I'm stronger now because of the pain Execute order 70. such hatred failure is not the end is the necessary part of the path I don't remember any of this you'll always survive in those who continue to fight I will honor your by the right of the council s rise Jedi Knight remember trust only in the force I'll remember jarrow to Paul where to now all right I don't think any of that actually happened I think they made some of that up I feel like the part where they went look at this a lightsaber I feel like that wasn't in the last game actually they just slipped it in to see if people would think that was in there all right I'm like uh I'm like a story mode level player I just want to focus more on the story I love the storyline I love when they go look at my lightsaber Jedi Padawan this is for people that are kind of new to games Jedi Knight this is for people who want some some combat challenge what do I want thank you Happy Feet do I want do I want Reed to be reasonably challenged this really makes it sound like this one really sucks I just I just pick normal on every game I'll just do normal because Normal is the funniest of all modes really normal that you do the most funny stuff maybe maybe if you play a different difficulties you get different dialogue though because I never got the one where I went look at my funny lightsaber now this is um this is this is Anakin right young Anakin this is before he was Darth okay that's Rilo jundar that's a famous Sith Warrior people in it somebody in the chat is saying you actually the character you play is is called gondar ball is that correct and I know gender pundu Babu what's his name jug bug Jimbo shitto Good Luck [ __ ] oh wait what's his name for real you guys don't joke around what's his what's his actual name Oingo Boingo all right that sounds right I'm still on this ship what am I doing on this ship for so long get off this damn ship already okay this is like this is like d2e2 or something that's like a Droid these are Orcs Sarah's on lockdown State your business always gonna be jar jar it's gonna be Senator Georgia it's going to be Senator jar JJ isn't it bring me the Jazz [Music] actor for the main character played Joker oh yeah I think that is I think that's true actually yeah JoJo's is now a senator you see JJ become senator in uh episode three all right can we get uh can we get translation on this I feel like this is important it says gingo Bingo okay thank you thank you for that translation Taco Bell and Taco Bell head thank you this place makes a mean uh gingo soup this game looks so fake it's real this game is real it's not fake it's real it's a real game it's really yeah oh this guy hate this guy oh I hate this guy lungo Dongo evil Jedi ately how's the performance fine I'm playing on PlayStation although it did say 60 FPS could this be my video thing it's not it's definitely not 60 though could be my thing though I don't know I remember the first one was very very wonky first one I saw a lot of [ __ ] up stuff [Music] first when I saw stuff that like oh [ __ ] oh no this is a big 3-2-d2 you gotta let him call you that how'd you make the arrest [Music] let me go big ass robot I'm gonna run him into this wall [Laughter] I'm gonna run him off this cliff get him off this thing is the district secure yes sir oh this is Senator CJ sniffing about Jedi is a rare Quarry these days this is a bad guy from uh Mega Man X Senator Sigma he's the villain from Mega Man X see that he is paid it's been a pleasure senator the Renegade Jedi calcastis you have made quite a name for yourself sabotaging weapons deeper call me caldrogo disrupting support that was your doing wasn't it what do you want senator confession you already know I've been working with saw Guerrera before I deliver you to the emperor you will lead me to the remaining Jedi I can't it's just me no use resisting I'll find out one way or another sometimes all it takes is a speech but in there I have other tools at my disposal or maybe I'll just use this it's a lightsaber that's a lightsaber this relic of a corrupt institution destroyed by its own aggregates arrogance is a trap a lot of us fall into senator I'm sure the emperor won't mind if I deliver you to him in pieces what you don't have the Jedi Powers you really think you could yeah Senator military Intel store did you really think you could beat me Cal Drogo right to me now I'm gonna [ __ ] kill you thanks Beauty but for this it's mine boom kill that guy this guy killed that game I'm gonna kill this whole spaceshit watch this come and get me the bastard bastard boom oh my God oh my goodness watch out for this oh hey oh my Force meter is I'm out of force oh he's dead he's [ __ ] dead that all you got Senator come on out oh my goodness he's done he's done watch this watch this That's a classic move that I know watch this one oh he's out of there all right punch me in the head punch me in the head done he is done he was out of there oh oh now oh oh my goodness [Music] remember when he does this in the movie now you're coming with me for the rest of the game oh look at this this is nice here we go hit him with one of these okay okay wrong with one of these all right I'm gonna let you go I'm gonna let I'm gonna let you live not so fast Senator hit it BD holy [ __ ] comes to us it's coming a little high oh really hot oh these things happen thank you papa trees thank you so much Papa treats for all the bones that was a close one buddy it's not your fault oh that was bad all right now I'm in Uncharted mood you gotta go here I go oh nothing yeah how come they don't do this in Star Wars ever how come there aren't like long scenes of them climbing stuff how come you never did make a scene where Han Solo was like climbing on pipes for 20 minutes my pipe this is what the Disneyland looks like this is what it looks like at Star Wars Disneyland get to fight like kale uh count Mewtwo and you get to see all the characters hurry up buddy oh this is a dead R2D2 they cut his head off and his feet off does I'm just here to find boss Ness oh they're dead oh this guy shoot shoot me try it again try it again you got this no you got this you got this try one more time you got this now you win this you win this no you gotta do no you win this come on now you're doing good here use the force a Jedi uses door a Jedi uses the force to win remember this he's got this don't talk [ __ ] no don't talk [ __ ] on this guy don't talk [ __ ] on this guy he's good he's trying his best this guy is very good at the game oh oops all right whatever until the Senators got stashed never give up hope what moves do I have I can say why I can say why why I got like two dashes what else do I got I can do yeah okay I like this that's oh I can see that oh I can do this okay why is the movement so weird ah you know some of these games that let you pick between like 60 and 30 FPS sometimes they're actually designed for 30 FPS only so then like when you play it at 60 it kind of looks funky I don't know if that's the case with this that's that's how uh Naughty Dog Games usually are oh look at that thoughts on Sega versus PlayStation can rest there is that like a question from 20 years ago are you asking me like what would be better Sega Saturn versus PS1 is there a new drama between Sega and PlayStation all right I'm gonna upgrade what's the funniest skill tree to go down a lunging strike nah that's not funny enough for my taste that's simply not funny enough I guess I don't I guess I just have to go with this one whole triangle to hit him with the big hit okay okay back to it I'm seeing a lot of Sega fans and [ __ ] seeing a lot of people are going with Sega in this war I fought in the War why did they record that yeah which war did he fight in Star War thank you I see oh I'm seeing some PlayStation fans out there you know the thing with the whole the whole Sega versus Sony the whole controversy Sega you have to realize that Sega has been in this game for a long time I don't know why Sony is thinking they can do a PlayStation they have to understand that Sega has been in this game for a long time and that they got in that I don't think PlayStation is going to catch on I'm gonna be honest I don't think it's gonna work that's true Sega is not going away anytime soon all right I gotta do do I got a Polish back now what am I doing do I gotta be like go climb up Dish nope jump off jump off maybe jump off the cliff let's look at my Jedi map ah yes the Undiscovered area I believe Darth jarger should be around there I'm gonna do this instead of walking for the rest of the game it's me you'll never kill me hey you'll never be able to beat me I'm down here yeah come and get me hit my hand hit my hand come on now go on shoot me shoot my guy no you won't win you'll never win me I'm really good at this hey come on no what oh my God pressure Square you can do this you can win this you can fight you just have to kill oh he's gone oh he's gone now here's u2d2 scan this in E2 squatter camp the underworld of karisha is an unforgiving place but a refuge for the destitute and disposed dispossessed apples and camps in the streets and alleys are not uncommon and a shine of the inequality that yet freshers under the empire I was reading it from the right side these are Droid pipes what are you doing what are you doing no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh [ __ ] well that's the end of the game I play as this guy now oh wait I can restore by using the energy of the golden crab I can come back to life find your foe here I go [Music] check me out huh now how what is he gonna say versus this like what can he actually say oh he can actually kill me out of the air he doesn't care about this at all actually huh wait a minute maybe maybe it sucks let's see let's try it out come on oh miss big Miss trying trying to do a little bit better here try to hit me while I'm in the air action okay he's dead he sucks foreign this is where they build Chewbacca Hollow map or not this shows you where Cal is there's the eye still drifting Spirit BD we'll get it all right we have to get we have to get to the star yet calzone oh is that his name that's actually a good name for a Jedi Council [ __ ] around did you say he's going to eat a turbo dog wait a minute how come you guys never told me about Turbo Dogs how come they don't ever eat Turbo Dogs in the movies how come there's no scene of Boss gunga going no no no no and then he eats three Turbo Dogs oh it did oh bring me a turbo dog and I'll let you live trash shoot try shooting my feet actually try to shoot my feet maybe if you shoot like get my feet you can kill you will you will ah oh see he did it changed it now we gotta find a turbo dog to restore my health I see him five different stances oh what I'm like Darth Maul you might go you gotta go watch out here I go really high here I go oh my goodness so wait this is okay is this a Souls like it's more of like a it's more like a star like it's more of like a star war that guy sucks that guy is no good foreign this game is kind of like oh this game is kind of like it's like gex it's like gex meets gex 3 Deep Cover Gekko Don't Look Down get on that wall there you go the robot is on my team the whole time oh it's what took you so long it's bowed just taking in the sights it's bold realgar the job Justice oh it's bold yoga boat solo it's bowed solo oh and Bravo said no cops no comms it is Robin Knows Best no I don't want that now can we slice off both Solo's head oh new shortcut new short look this is like uh it's like Dark Soul poop and Liz are probably starving by now I'll tell you about the karita job sometime looks like that factory stopped the yacht I'm not going to win no gunships ship I keep them waiting oh look at all this oh I see glunko's Hut over there look it's one of those glungos what is that alien card I like those ones thank you Cairo what are these ones called in that same no it's not a glen go no it's not gloop [ __ ] ill ethorian yeah that's an authorian I don't know if that's right actually but it sounds sounds more accurate than gloop should have find it find it find something for both to interact with he can interact with this oh try interacting with this foreign oh where'd he go that's a slim just land crushed that just crushed an entire family of Gungor beasts now I can go on this oh here we go that jet Pack's handy remind me to tell you how I got it this time oh my master every time I fell he got me back on my feet sounds like a good teacher to me Stormtrooper Patrol and for us yeah Now isn't there a guy called correct me if I'm wrong isn't there a he was under an evil Jedi called kale ripto Cal ripto Jr kind of funny that they would call this guy cow and there's already a character called Cal ripto how did he get up there well we're gonna be stuck here for 10 hours yeah this this can't be done she is yeah this is undoable yeah they messed there messing up with this part it is fun to slide down though I kind of like this maybe like for me this is the rest of the game because I kind of like this part shoot me down Bo drop a ladder down this tells you how to beat it but I can't read this [ __ ] I have to make it to that thing this looks like that stuff you can claim but it's a it's a scam it's a huge scam where the hell is Paul Greedo in this has anyone seen him yet yeah we're not Gonna Miss This part This Is the End this is the end of the game I'm thinking yeah there's no way there's no way this is a huge difficulty Spike look at these Stormtroopers over here let's go over there hey all right here we go basically what I'm thinking is we got to say this then we're gonna pull out the lightsaber and jump back up here double jump on the White Walls below Brent who is Brent you mean Bode cell though double jump on the White Walls below Brent yeah I don't know about that I don't know about this Star Wars you guys what the [ __ ] okay so you can claim this it all looks just like the same [ __ ] so this is you can run on this all right thank you that was pretty impressive that I figured that out and it should have been like a bunch of yellow paint and stuff should have been something it looks just like the it looks just like the thing you can't go on at all put little green like uh lights light bulbs on it like Doom see that cable I'm starting to feel like we're not gonna see Darth judger in this and I'm getting kind of bummed out I was kind of excited for this but now that I'm realizing jar jar will not appear I'm kind of losing my hype on this I thought that I would be battling jar jar by now I said all I get to do is [ __ ] jump around with [ __ ] Brent bucket heads below no going to Ramen then we go through them here I go we [Music] we here I go we have kill you guys I kill you guys we here I go out whoa how do I do this here we go shoot him shoot him oh they killed him oh they killed me all right now respawn me in this Darth judger I don't want to be kale anymore wait where did it put me back wait where am I where did I go I'm like all the way back at the start of the game they never thought you would actually die this early um oh no oh no I gotta go all the way back I gotta beat the whole game again they never anticipated anybody would ever die this fast now I have wait now I have this guy helping me all right all right we gotta play the whole we have to beat the whole game again sorry about that everybody I was playing like boss uh boss ganga when really I'm more like Jaja Blanca oh [ __ ] I'm dead okay we gotta redo everything tell me where the turbo now let's play attention they're gonna say where the turbo dogs are look at Brent French just hanging out all right it's just the right way come on go oh he's dead oh my goodness shoot oh brenter kill oh my goodness I just got a renter killing that guy all right oh wait I didn't well how come I didn't win this but wait okay again stupid Brent I want to get that jet pick and I can just fly over to the whole thing I don't have to do any climbing once I get there all right am I going the right way oh I had this shortcut oh yeah oh yeah we could have just skipped all that and taken a shortcut oh yeah a jet pack with lightsabers on it yeah that would be nice they're waiting on the third game to do that this first game is just about um Cal quintus Cal quintus and Brent have to overthrow um Darth Sigma foreign all right let's redo this now and let's not die and have to play the whole game again oh whoa get this done oh Brent kills that man all right Brent jump across trooper's coming is this Florida uh I'm not sure where this is this might be Florida hold R1 then press square to ask Brent to attack an enemy okay you can fight yeah you too hi bud I hear you BD team effort now I have to upgrade my I have to upgrade my yacht how do I where do I where do I what do I do tactical guide Scout Trooper scout trooper is a variant of the Imperial Stormtrooper what do I uh stances nope stances Force bd1 customization customized scale select my cow select my beard uh select my select this I'll go I go give me the blue give me the classic blue select my pants give me like the give me like the give me the red pants yeah definitely give me the red pants all right I want to make my character look like my Street Fighter character can I customize him to look like Dan of course the bridge is a lot of half finished sites with the war and all thank you waffle thank you let's try it that way quit reading my mind Jedi Brent lower the screen for me oh he actually is this game better than Eldon ring yes I've played this for three seconds this is better than Alden ring foreign this game was better than Eldon ring was when Brent was introduced and maybe it made me realize that Elden ring never introduced the character brilliant that we all live well done yeah let's find the crew better than Eldon ring but not as good as uh Mickey cart I would say Mickey cart a little higher than this speaking of trouble let's avoid that Patrol agreed now watch this if you time this right you can actually land on this ship like Star Wars episode 2. this guy this guy [ __ ] sucks oh you sir shoot me terrible hey you get to play as baby Yoda in this game no that's not true that's not true oh my goodness thank you so much naino I know that's too many bones out here that's way too many bones thank you though I want to play as the Baba Yaga I want to play as baby Yaga do you get to play as dead everywhere that's my favorite character baby Yaga I have to kill all these guys Force Mode what what I'm dead yeah see what's that's my character I'm playing as this guy called Cal quintus he has no powers I'm not used to having so little power if I was a baby I would have killed all those guys with a pencil and this guy I feel like I could even have a like a whole death star and still lose some fights all right we gotta go this way maybe I forget where I go I'm very confused by this map okay actually player death let's go to player death that looks like I want to go there I will not say which player died I won't go into that much detail but a player definitely just did die there is locked Jedi can actually talk to doors and tell them to unlock so kind of unrealistic that he wouldn't do that hostiles [Music] boom push him over there redo here we go Here Comes Brent this time I win this time Jedi bubble I'm not doing I'm not I'm not winning yeah oh damn cut his arm off I'm like an evil Jedi I'm like evil Greedo I'm like if evil Greedo was oh look at this car this is a good car this is a classic vehicle Darth Vader drives this car let's double back dead end not for me Brent [ __ ] amateur I found a Jedi shard you like the funny mic turn on the funny mic all right funny Mark I got the funny Micron hello I switched back to the funny mic get him Brent kill him now these are the TV shows that they watch in the Star Wars universe this is actually a really good show for Star Wars this is like Better Call Saul quality show everything this is a season four episode seven that's true it gets better after season eight yeah I think PD wants you to knock that down I'm taking orders from a Droid I can't get up there oh this game sucks I'm switching games all right uh let's do uh let's do pro corn hole or what if I do this foreign the emperor turned the Jedi Temple into his Palace the Empire does best something you love you can't stand the sight of anymore watch this watch this move very Advanced what I just did right there that was extremely advanced Preston that was almost impossible what I did what I just did there cut that rope that was almost impossible that was almost impossible but somehow I did it foreign I didn't do that yet Turbo Dogs they keep talking about Turbo Dogs I gotta get a turbo dog let this one live we have to see what funny stuff he can do Brent I'm gonna pass you the ball get open oh you're not supposed to kill me I need a spin buddy now do I go this way or this way maybe I go this way maybe I go other way where's the merchant how do I upgrade my uh my guns at the merchant I haven't seen him yet wait was that dumb to go this way this isn't right is it this is kind of a confusing map I gotta say I think this is wrong I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to meet up with um yeah this guy yeah and this guy isn't this is one of the most powerful characters in the whole Star Wars Kingdom nobody's just ever beaten this boss as far as I know wait you can't push him off the cliff can't just do a force push push the whole boss off the cliff anymore what kind of [ __ ] game is this wait a minute wait a minute come on we can do this okay yeah come on Jedi bubble oh he's [ __ ] ing slice his head shoot his shoot his dick off he's [ __ ] done he was a fan of you either that guy [ __ ] sucked let's look around now this little guy is called buddy the gun extension cable worker season for construction now can you repair it uh Cable's a bit frayed it's not in bad shape should be a quick patch job hmm why does he have that with them so I heard from the Empire on kashyyk yeah hi Jackson Walker and broke open an imperial prison camp single-handed that one was Beaty just I think he was putting he handed in his hair and some friends he pulled it out of his hair what about you new guy win this for the credits credits never hurt but uh I have a daughter got it I don't get to see her as often as I'd like but at least I can provide for her that's just 3D Brands that's not a real person is her mother she's gone the Empire took her from us sorry taking a lot of people more every day you ever used one of those I'll figure it out it was a scrapper on broccoli you've been through a lot for someone so young just trying to survive well can Brent help you find baby Yaga I hope so otherwise what am I playing this for you can use that terminal to rotate the billboard back to the bridge hope the crew's doing all right slice into imperial comps for fun is she that good too good Syndicate train watch this hey Brent check this out North Bounty Hunter got the drop on me check this out Brent check this out all right now I gotta go over there I gotta level up my guy though level up my Jedi clear my mind give me uh give me uh 10 Force I have zero zero points okay we're getting nothing actually let's do the senator cut that right BD pick me up now good to see you shoot that guy the job ever goes according to plan does it the new guy doing a bit of a talker but good in a fight Gap slice the yacht Senator can't call for help but he's locked in pretty tight trying knocking all right now What's Happening Here is that I'm on I'm under Rebel Alliance just guys you die I get the Mantis right sorry gavs not mind again so what's the plan foreign could give us fighting chance against the empire problem is Captain's the cubic blast doors even the twins can't pry those Bad Boys open how are we getting in your Fella's got the yacht down Jeff pack and I'll work my slice with my love I'll grab a transport back before you knew it let's do this twins get Cal across that Gap thank you Red Crib for the birthday wish you got a jet pack use it I'll be there I have a jet pack how come b2d2 doesn't have a jet pack thanks twins r2d2-headed jet pick and he could shoot oil slice through this am I going to get the world record in this game ah probably I don't want to speak too soon but I think I probably will get the world record here probably on this first playthrough just appreciating the view why is everybody saying happy birthday it's not my birthday I think I can handle that the hell kind of [ __ ] is this yeah gab's giving me the heads up what is this guy doing Brent what are you doing you guys got confused it's actually Brent's birthday people confuse me with the famous character Brent though so I understand why first beams down gaps can you tell the twins to pull down the yacht y that guy just [ __ ] that one guy for you here I go didn't work what the [ __ ] I'm actually good at this game wait I'm actually really good at this game they said jump on didn't they should I just keep jumping on oh maybe jump on this okay that was bad too okay the ship is leaving me behind all right all right is this good no don't oh exist maybe go this way now time for me and my lovely assistant to show you how it's done slice it's telling me to slice these people talk to Coop I want to talk to cube bigger bugger fine baby yoga this is how you steal the basketball I'm gonna rip this guy's heart out it's great to be back on this ship found you Darth Sigma you're going to jail you can trust us we're all friends here unlock it we're all friends here I can trust you I will unlock the chairman now make them do chicken noises say that he's actually a chicken if he moves blast him pleasure all right BD see what we got everywhere no the Breakthrough we were hoping for you're so fighting nothing we've done has slowed them down Darth Sigma has turned dirt sigmas created a future for my people I've been to who tobo senator please put your name out like a curse at least they are alive why fight when you can't win surrender taste bitter at first come but sweetens with time free me and will Pat a deer no senator someday when your children see this they'll know the Jedi never stopped fighting for them how disappointingly naive hey they're getting that ravenous wrap it up before we have another karita incident on our hands yeah what about him he's coming with us okay let's take their food to go we're taking your food Darth Sigma put all the Turbo Dogs in my uh backpack oh now this is a no this is a really good food this is a Jedi apple pie what Treasures does y'all have oh this is a grungo beast skull that's just a gun go the Clone Wars the Clone Wars began with the First Battle of Geonosis and grew into a galaxy-wide conflict basically yeah basically it was like yeah it's like Darth ganga or some [ __ ] yeah I think that was on day goodbye yeah I think that I think that was actually incorrect me depends on whether you cooperate that's a skill Senators that's what we need right yeah cooperation I wonder what Saul has for us next first we gotta get this Intel top side talk to cube keep talking the cube this whole game about t-shirt you should play us this game instead you should play as these alien guys in the whole game they just say stupid stuff that would be a much better game we got a plan for the senator still thinking it through we could always ask Cuban Liz to see whether the senator can fly let me go or your or your friends will suffer you'll pray for this calculus let's find you sooner or later Jedi I've changed my mind we should always Target the Empire yeah feels good to make a difference no they're loaded filthy rich make the huts look clean by comparison I bet this Senator has more credits oh [ __ ] Baba Yaga has made the first move maybe I could why you've been chasing Shadows oh he's dead he's dead oh [ __ ] you happy you have been great Darth Longo Darth glongo oh no they killed they killed coop they killed coop no she's dead oh my God she's dead who was that hell gotta go I'm pissed now now I'm pissed we we [Music] are you kidding me take me into a hot dog now I get to be a space dog come on cook meal now I get to play as a turbo dog right nope missed opportunity to the Mantis twins a little more later gotta keep moving I can't believe they killed Coop that's the best character from Star Wars gotta stay one step ahead okay remember all the stuff that he said he was like jumbo Bongo jump towards marked walls to perform a wall jump what is a marked wall this is a marked wall okay this guy this guy sucks you can never beat me no you have no power you can never win what's up no this doesn't kill me I love I like this actually sucks he sucks oh I killed this guy I killed this guy easily I can easily defeat this guy look at this killer yeah stem canister that'll prove useful toss it here you killed the Rogue one robot well yes I did but I was mad because they killed Kube and everybody here loves Cube can I level up my game now do I have enough Jedi points nope ready to go all right I'm going in back into the hot dog machine nope don't do that I gotta go I gotta go player death oh that's not where I gotta go I gotta go over here so I gotta go to this thing oh I gotta ride the oh this is oh this is Turbo meat I gotta grab onto this turbo meat here we go shoot me shoot my head shoot my head shoot my guy shoot his head off push him into the jungle meat oh he's dead thank you papa Patrice again thank you for all the bones that was blocked what is a turbo dog a turbo dog is a famous that is a famous um food from Star Wars oh [ __ ] this guy is super powerful foreign nope oh he's done he is done I hear a monger beast in here foreign cut some meat that's a good idea actually okay okay this is pretty good okay all right all right now this game's starting to get good now let's cook all this up and get a nice turbo dog going foreign that's true Eldon ring doesn't have that foreign you're going to get sushi uh grab me the mango roll I always did poor guy boom boom oh They're All Dead yeah I don't like this guy shooting me I'm killing that guy oh yeah wow wow gotcha dude did punch me punch me this is called a funny Droid they suck at Star Wars I'm all out of heel juice I need more heal juice done with this place come here Beauty one I need to focus why are there Imperial probes here uh they're trying to find like they're trying to find Kube Kube is one of the greatest threats to the Empire I had to move so they have probe droids everywhere to search for KUB the wall jump is funny yeah it is funny he made the classic noise he made the classic noise he went Amber Amber that's the classic noise [Applause] cow good to see you thank God you're here Brent The Inquisitor keep that other gunship off my back what's this [ __ ] what is this guy shoot me get over here shoot his head off oh [ __ ] there's glongo I should have known you would you would be here Darth cologne oh I die back to the sewer foreign I went all the way back to the start of the game we got to beat the whole game again all right here we go do I have to get my shells back yeah you do I have to get all my Dark Souls back now this is like a dinosaur classic oh my goodness foreign but you're hurting bad inside casters I can sense it oh the guilt your feeling for those fools you led to their deaths makes you so so predictable shut up Shrek she's dancing she's doing a Shrek stance oh [ __ ] how do I beat her Shrek dance how come Shrek is so easy yeah [ __ ] there's no way stop that Steph dungeon staffed it that's [ __ ] yeah oh no oh this Shrek is in trouble this Shrek Is In Trouble boom oh I got this now oh wow you haven't been powerful since Shrek 4. I'll try and go to Parry everything oh that killed Shrek just you were a Jedi Knight before you betrayed our order your name was Asana what's happening uh oh he's pissing Shrek off what's going on with this all right oh she's dead chapter head off yeah okay yeah I did that killed Shrek it's a Gunk Droid concroid there he is why is he duct taped in there he's just stuck in there poor guy you'll be stuck in there till the next game you need to pick me up yep that's that's good that's some class A environmental storytelling vote Bravo are you there get back to the Mantis if the others made it out they'll meet us at the hangar if not save him we can't save him hey that's me on there I'm famous oh who's that next to me that's Guild dungar oh he's done he is done can you smoke death Sticks no so far you can't so far you can't smoke any death sticks I was a little disappointed by that but we're just starting in this game so they're still time actually no I haven't seen any blue milk yet foreign there has been word of Turbo Dogs maybe like I feel like with the Turbo Dogs I'm thinking like I'm thinking like Disneyland wants to sell hot dogs in the Star Wars area so in this game they're trying to like build up turbo dog lore they're trying to get people to think like Turbo Dogs is real I'm thinking that's what that is turbo dogs have been a thing since 1977. where were Turbo Dogs initially mentioned glup [ __ ] oh is real that isn't that glup shadow is 100 not real there is no Star Wars character called glub shadow glop shitto is not in the game why are people saying that he is he's not in the game people are lying to themselves people want people really want a Elden ring killer so they tell themselves that glipshita was in the game but it's just not gonna happen wow wow no I didn't do it this is like the killingest Jedi ever he just kind of kills everybody that pisses him off [ __ ] oh is the final boss I know that is not true now I gotta beat this whole game to see if it's true huh the [ __ ] watch this watch what should I do here help he's done he is done now attacking the glove Shadows Council go up [ __ ] oh the brother of Jerry Finkelstein Strider glupshadows to brother no I don't think that's not real some things in Star Wars are are real like Turbo Dogs I don't like when people make up stuff like lip Shadow it actually makes me very angry I'm actually deeply offended by glub shadow hey look at this there is real stuff in Star Wars that's funny like uh Turbo Dogs jar galango jarglango is a character nobody ever talks about him Cal quintus who you play as in this game great character Keith gergo it's true Keith gear goes a Creighton Great Character powerful Jedi people get so hung up on glip [ __ ] though thanks to this crazy son of a gundog you're hurt I'll manage what happened to The Inquisitor dad gaps the twins I should have they knew what they signed up for we need to get top side and transmit that endota Sol Guerrera that's how we honor the Fallen no you're right we must transmit this to Jericho hungry to call the ships only he has the power to unite us not the valet service I was hoping for Bravo got OverWatch see now tom turkey he likes cool I can get on board with it see Tom Turkey likes coop Coop was funny he had all the best lines so far this game he was like remember that and he was like that is my favorite character I've got you covered you covered let's do this let me meditate let me meditate on what I've learned oh [ __ ] Jedi mode the Jedi mode isn't working enemy wow wait wait that should grenade oh he blew up his younger buddy oh go on here no all right here goes dead bring this guy oh wait okay kill that guy shoot that guy eat the Jedi juice okay skill point acquired should I let alone go online oh [ __ ] Jedi blast Jedi kill Jedi Jedi execution all right now steal this X-Wing this is the Millennium wing I used to drive this thing through the parsec get on kid it's me 95 still aluminum Falcon that one's all yours and a hunch this might be a hot exit see you both in the air it's made of purely out of aluminum oh it's been a great first date now but I still haven't gotten can even go faster than a hundred miles per hour get a beacon got the other on the Mantis when things cool off come and find me we'll settle up yeah sure I can trust you you saw the Intel a lot more work to be done looks like I made the cut huh BD boat May the force be with you you're great fighter Kyle let's see how well you fly I used to fly this thing through the [ __ ] aluminum ring kid have the world record I have the world record on the Kessel Run Speed Run how are we looking BD whatever it is oh here we go we're going in the Death Star [Music] I was saying this is a lot more action-packed than the first one they're making the first one I was like doing missions for like or some [ __ ] this I'm like killing everybody blowing up [ __ ] teaming up with like Brent I'll peel off drop you away thanks bud good luck you Cal see you soon can't shake them hold on that's one way to do it learn that move from you there's a Rex it we're almost there in our tail we're trapped oh no Bravo has been killed took some hits back there mind-writing Diagnostics why transmit the Intel scent let's hope this information does some good oh that's the Guardians of the Galaxy we did it foreign book is a copy from the Jedi archive stop the Empire from getting the rest patience this war won't be won soon Lord by us alone what's happening fast troyed and I have seen only a little of what it has to offer who's this I will return to the familiar and Whisper what I have learned to my but like there were nothing invited why isn't he invited not often I break out an old family recipe like this what do you think now it's good just so much salt how much salt is bad for you it's wonderful Grace I'd actually pay credits for this oh yeah hey I might start charging you cow hey does anybody else know something burning Riley what is happening jairo's feeling we need that any ports nearby that won't turn Us in for a reward do you have to watch all 11 movies and four shows to know what's happening um yeah you also have to read all the books that's where you settle down out in the middle of nowhere could be a good place to lay low if anyone knows how to fix up the Mantis it's Grease tritus I think we can make it you definitely want to read about um [ __ ] Mungo what's his name glipshido definitely read all the the glip shadow Trilogy tidy up before we visit Greece you know how he is about mess and just uh just find out about like jar glung go try to see all his stuff and then play this and then play um play the old one first and then watch Star Wars episode one and then watch Star Wars episode nine in that order and this will make sense okay built new Wally new Wally assembled new workbenches unlocked you can now change your lightsaber color like Mace Windu let's get this back on the workbench thank you to rookie you're going to use a refresh yeah I don't I don't understand why George Lucas edited gloves Shadow out of the old movies that was controversial he said kids today are afraid of glimp shudo that's why he wanted to remove them gyro tapaw or hermit give me give me the genre ah give me the hermit here I'll go hermit uh yeah let's let's yeah this is pretty good now what is all this [ __ ] do I gotta do I actually have to do this oh I can have a golden Knight chamber oh I'm being like a golden Jedi all right now what color are we thinking here blue like Luke Skywalker or green like Luke Skywalker Mace Windu purple yellow um that one guy who had like Cinnabon tusks he had yellow what was that guy what was that guy called tusk dungar now what is this is this is not blue this is this is like what Obi-Wan had in the old Star Wars actually his might have been just white I don't even think they could actually make it a color in the old Star Wars I think it was just a white lightsaber Orange nobody's ever had orange before Orange has never been done on a Jedi who's ever Who's name me one character that ever had Orange no no Scooby-Doo did not have it Gumby Gumby is not in Star Wars glop [ __ ] out glup [ __ ] oh head Orange it works but I'm picking no it's great good enough for good luck there good enough for me I haven't used these since the scrap yard on braca Prof gave them to me I remember these it was toolbox from Delgado those things are probably still there waiting for someone he's just making up [ __ ] he's just making random noises and just saying that stuff from there oh I remember this was from Ganga yeah [ __ ] right there's Grace's salt shaker where did I put the pepper oh it's cow Shadows uh Rubik's Cube day I wonder if I made the right call you're so good what is that oh this is the Galaxy the Galaxy blast Darth Vader is building a Galaxy gun oh [ __ ] Vader said it again Vader just shot a new Galaxy hole with the Galaxy gun shower you have been here 20 minutes and have seen no gameplay no that's not true completely fried remember when I picked my lightsaber color I picked orange that was gameplay remember when I looked at glipshitos Rubik's Cube this must be the Outpost so we finally get to see Grace's Cantina see we're going to grease this canteen in there okay that's gameplay yeah I fought Shrek I killed Shrek killed and beheaded Shrek my guy was like really excited to do that he was like yes I love killing as a Jedi as a Jedi killing is what we live for kill Shrek that's what we love Bravo would have liked this come on buddy long way to go Cube died yep Cube died that was a good gameplay when Coop died okay so grease is on the other side of all this mind giving me a closer look enter the BD visor open the bdnaculars Toronto shell look it's Toronto Shield that is one big beast that's one big [ __ ] that is one big old stinky [ __ ] probably smells like look [ __ ] though don't do that last time I saw a lucra Hulk was braca go what'd you say now ever been to Toronto Greece has the parts we need I ain't never ever been to Canada ever I hear it's like Star Wars over there prospector is here is here where's the prospector who's wait who was talking to me what happened why was somebody talking to me oh [ __ ] what was that [ __ ] thank you hot dad yeah I think Prospectors in here Toy Story 2 he should be somewhere in this level he wants cow he wants Cal Drogo to uh he wants him to go in the box so that we can get shipped to the museum oh let's get this funny pole oh give me funny pole that sounds funny why does meditating send Cal into a dark war zone it's um it's like force it's like the part of the force and it's all like dark dark Vader was doing [ __ ] doesn't look like this gate is working yep that's the dark side whenever it goes dark that's what they call the dark side thank you isn't this like a thing that I get how did I get enough free space to install this basically I deleted every game I had hey it's this guy this guy is in here this guy sucks oh he sucks yeah if I had if I had five other games that were this big that's I could only have five games on this PlayStation nice job this game is so big I feel like Call of Duty was even bigger than this somehow looks like another shard games nowadays games know that like the more gigabytes the more the more and better the game the more game that's why they're getting bigger now there's probably like 30 different Trek bosses in this game from what I've seen from the file size I would say there's at least 30 Shreks okay how many gigs per Shrek I'd say each Shrek is about one gig there's other stuff in there that's not just Shreks it's not just 150 Shreks there's stuff like you know glup shitos textures those are probably 20 Gigabytes just for the textures for glip shadow I gotta get up here but it's too far oh I can just climb this oh right and I got it so easy guard the cliff press the locals look at the scenery nobody's getting past me not that a blaster hole in him I wonder if I'll get promoted for doing such a good job then I'll get the other droids to guard the class oh I won't see the scenery hmm now that's a dilemma that's [ __ ] up feeling better that's [ __ ] up that was one of the best characters so far to see them cut down like that this is a more this is a more [ __ ] up game than last of us too this isn't a moment this is a more I'm emotionally disturbing game than last of us too I've seen [ __ ] up things I've seen uh Brant was killed no wait no Bryant wasn't killed Kube was killed Kube was killed uh that one guy Rob Bingo Bravo he was killed and that was devastating when that when that guy died oh they shouldn't have manga Beast don't piss off the manga Beast you idiots watch this oh oh battle droid you can't beat me you cut in half I think it's safe to say these Droids have new Masters you're there thank you token sinking Gotta Move that is a lot of tar ful this is a star ball oh where'd it go explode wait sound good oh throw the star ball there we go that's a good character you guys should write this game who is this oh it's the pitroid what's he doing here I can fix it short beard short beard oh new beard new beard oh [ __ ] new beard unlocked all right you guys were talking [ __ ] on this game you guys said this game sucks now look at you got real quiet ever since I unlocked the new beat now how do we shave this little bungle Droid maybe I have to come back I think it's like the part where uh or Yoda missed the X-Wing out of the thing I would like I'll have to teach like the picture at a valuable lesson watch this watch this what I do here this is [ __ ] up I'm going to demonstrate the power of my new beard and I can only do that with this new beard I have now that's a galango that's a good lungo extremely rare creature if you think they smell bad on the outside just wait to smell them on the demon shed I am dead Adams was that guy talking to a robot yes yes he was okay now how far back I forget that you get [ __ ] I keep forgetting that you get sent really far back when you lose I need to start being a little more careful in this game you get punished really bad in this for dying did I miss I feel like I missed something okay well I got these shortcuts I guess yeah you can just take these shortcuts back I don't know about this I don't know why they took Dark Souls and put this Dark Souls system in this I feel like for this type of game just just do it like a normal game then you can [ __ ] around more and you can like throw a galungo beast at people and [ __ ] now can we put this pitroid in the tar can we lift him up and put him in the tar it only took 15 seconds that's true it only took 15 seconds but think about it I could have done something really funny in those 15 seconds like throwing like a galango beast at somebody now watch this I'm going to try a whole new strategy here go go go it worked it worked I knew that was a good strategy all right I'm starting to get good at this game what what nice job these Raiders are nothing but killers they murdered the prospector they murdered him let's stop for a remote prospector's been killed just because he wanted to go to the museum they killed him okay let's go he just wanted to make the chicken man some money is that so wrong I wanted the chicken man to be able to retire oh oh this is gonna be a big battle oh [ __ ] this is one of the 50 Shreks of the game new Shrek oh oh come on Shrek where's your lightsaber yeah I can keep pushing them if I push him like a hundred times he'll fall off ah damn I almost had him there okay I gotta refill all my Force meters so I gotta like run around for a while it's gonna take like a really long time to get all my Force back so this is gonna be a pretty big battle I can't even tell if it's filling up at all I guess I'll just chop his head uh oh there he goes what's this this is how Shrek could have ended that's true thank you koala lover I will say this game is getting to the action a lot faster than the first game did I don't know if I'm losing my mind but I feel like this this has a lot more action I felt like I was just like goofing around in the first one more like with [ __ ] stuff although in the first game like once I got there was like a part where you go to Darth Maul Island once I got to that part of the game it was like they stopped making the game right that part of the game was so glitchy it was insane on the PS4 it was like every enemy was bugged when I got we'll see how they handle the Darth Maul Island in this one thank you I am we just need to find a way through here they never thought anybody would get that far that's true this is this this is like Dark Souls people will only get to the first boss and then quit to re-evaluate our setup I'm thinking uh thinking we're gonna need a new Wally can we get the uh can we get the funny head for Wally yeah let's get uh let's get yeah let's definitely do let's definitely do funny head yeah definitely funny who is this guy what is it buddy oh I hope they're okay who are you it's okay we're friends what happened we got ambushed by the Raiders I ran the others are I don't want to talk to this guy what are you doing here but the tar has jammed all the equipment and then there's the Raiders and the bugs it's too dangerous for you here should go I will once I know it's safe while they eat this guy for Food they'll live platform here thank you Jeremy foreign this is a nice one six Fortnight shards damn I just got six fortnite shirts if I get 3 000 I can unlock the uh the banana skin Blaster marks are messy lucky shots foreign s must be elsewhere new light metal new light metal as powerful that's extremely powerful yeah I think the lobsters is like uh don't fall behind I think that's a nine to Elden ring one of the best enemies from Elden ring was the lobsters that's just a little call back to the Eldon regime find something I'm looking oh gotta keep moving The Gorge again you hear that no do it they're gonna kill the Prospectors oh my God oh my God they killed him oh my God is no challenge here no fight there's not a warrior among them just Petty thieves the place that makes them easier to clean up they all just Recon desperation and fear I can't smell anything my old factory I'd kill him now now watch this oh that was a really fast battle s where are you going oh got him oh wait he's still in this he's still in this I always did [ __ ] what is it no no all right I'm starting to get better at this game good find beauty oh [ __ ] hey I'm going for the glove Shadow ending I was trespassing blaster oh what is this now this is a weird rollback it's got like a whip be extra oh [ __ ] he jumps off the wall wow chop his head off didn't miss these commando droid I don't remember that what's that no no one now I can go this way or I can go the other way which way is the way let's go let's go down this way oh ah [ __ ] [ __ ] kill this oh he's done he is done buddy won't be locked for long is this game like the Survivor show uh I never saw the Survivor show don't they just just like they just eat bugs and [ __ ] right they're just like you have to eat bugs now for this show so far it's not like that and this game is more like you have to survive like attacks from Shrek different Shreks will attack you and you have to survive death what happened what did I do what what am I doing I gotta blow something up with this Gunk Droid this is a mind Droid oh we gotta Blow That Thing Up here we go okay was that good we have to make it to the to the glungus Beast the longest Beast is the key to all of this because he's a funnier character than they've ever had in Star Wars oh request a hint I request a hint from bd1 where's my hint bd1 this is a terrible hint this does not help everywhere ah we have to make it up this thing I wish he could ask Madden I would have beat this whole game by now if I had that do I have to like go over there maybe I can jump on this thing oh this is how you do it right still not great I think that what I did that was not right but it's gonna actually work yeah see what's over here okay there there it is oh new hair new mullet finally thank God I jumped over here I would have missed that oh pulling me under of course they put the best prize in the hardest challenge in the whole game oh [ __ ] this isn't gonna work this isn't gonna work this isn't good this isn't good he died wait how am I gonna get back wait wait do I lose this whole game now yeah okay you can make it back now we gotta go the other way now thank you w Spitz thank you Freya foreign how long this has been here this is like an evil dungeon this is extremely evil I'm feeling the presence of a Shrek here feel like at any moment we'll have to fight a Shrek right who am I talking to is this do I have to do like a puzzle this terminal will have to wait it's just like oh oh don't do that do I go through this yellow maybe I don't have like the right power here yet it says black path I think I need like a new power to go through here or some [ __ ] breakable structure breakable structure okay I see what we're saying so we just got to go get those minds and just keep breaking [ __ ] basically I'm like I'm like count doodoo if you've ever seen the uh oscar-winning film Star Wars Clone Wars count doodoo he's famous for like he picks up Big Racks and throws him at Yoda come on thing follow me follow me wow okay okay there we go do it now there is another thing that I can break over there let's go blow that up too that's where the true treasure is you saw count Doom do head fall off well yes head fell off but that was later that was much later [ __ ] how am I gonna do this I don't think I have enough power for this part you got to do a wall run with it all right can you do a wall run while you're holding something no definitely not maybe I have to like race him I have to like Race Across and then grab him before he jumps in the oil go up tap I don't know let's just go up here this sounds kind of [ __ ] up to do it like this he got lost come on come on he can't handle this there you go now don't you blow up don't you blow up I remember when count doodoo had to do this yeah there we go okay now I can unlock the ponytail haircut oh [ __ ] it Shrek oh [ __ ] come on Shrek Shrek oh oh [ __ ] I didn't think he would be able to make it down here come on Shrek how much power do you truly have boom push him yes yes Shrek down that's how a true Jedi does that is this is Jedi level gameplay foreign found some creature bones oh he died thank you I I saved you and save you oh [ __ ] oh they're just dying to their own self the battle droids are like they just die to their own self before I even get to them what they were making foreign there was a lot of force there that's actually from the movies sometimes like Luke Skywalker will stop he'll say stop I'm sensing a lot of force in this area and then he sucks it up oh there I go oh this is the roller this is the roller Rosie this is famous this is from the Clone Wars It's called a roller Rosie super powerful uh spaceship yeah it is it's kind of it is kind of like big wheel almost oh I found a guy I found a big guy we're gonna have to battle this guy are you okay dead while he's dead well there's no jetpick can I tell you to be more careful about who you scan one should have left you in that rat to our nest you damn Wally I'm Gonna Leave You in the Wrath our nest with Shrek seeds you should find somewhere to plant them I have to plant seeds is this a farming game wait did I just get tricked into playing a farming game wait a minute did I get [ __ ] scammed into a farming is this farming uh oh watch out look at how this guy walks always done he's done how are you alive get get there you go foreign how did I die how do I die to this that's [ __ ] up if I was playing this Brent there I would have lived I'm just saying get get this [ __ ] guy out of here where is Brent I don't know Brent is gone foreign I want to play this this game oh foreign foreign [Music] basically what I'm thinking here is we gotta say basically we gotta say like we gotta go like pretty much where we gotta pretty much what we gotta do here is like we gotta thinking that we pretty much yeah what would what we're supposed to do thinking that we gotta come here like you see what I'm saying right by this and we pretty much pretty much what we're supposed to do is like I think you just go by that new head new head new Wally head unlocked boggling boggling boggling from bagano you think I can do that BD he showed the little aliens that you see in Super Metroid they teach you how to wall jump I need to Center myself all right new power new power unlocked give me this this is nice to have let's improve the stem formula get the double blade just double blade powerful what's the funniest what's the funniest way I can go what is happening with these guys haven't I seen you before I like these guys not a bad change of scenery s this place should be around here somewhere yeah look at that quite the view ain't it that your ship came down Georgia Gorge yeah we had some uh technical problems probably met the Bedlam Raiders then protect us as soon as we landed you're okay what y'all doing around these parts looking up an old friend us craze no shoes it's not his name his name is Gloop shittish what was his name go up [ __ ] oh it's good to see a friendly face likewise well the past seems clear from here shouldn't get in any trouble for it oh and uh say hey to Doma danger when you get in town she uh Joe Dirt is in this game hey my guy is not Joe Dirt don't call my guy Joe Dirt he's more like Josh derp oh look at this look at this gunga Beast you can ride it I'm just standing brood is here he's an echo Staples Down Yonder what and I almost have to ride it oh you see now they improved this part you didn't you didn't get to ride a gun go beast in the first one thank you full beard full beard new beard new beard unlocked boom upgrading to Joe Dirt he's so cool oh this isn't evil Evil game thank you I just checked his head off Jesus get out of here this is really powerful this does like a trillion damage in one second foreign where'd my grandpa hook go Grandpa hook up there I don't know man I don't know about this but this I'm thinking my character might actually be Joe [ __ ] this is a caveman painting this is like the first star war right is that what this is illustrating actually this is nothing here we go oh oh what is that guy Brown lick that's brown lick always watch out for brown lick thank you get out of here damn Gunther kashyyk paint uh oh Shrek battle all right get ready for this these Shreks they hate my guy watch this watch what I say to this Shrek I'm gonna chop his head off hey Shrek okay that didn't work Shrek's pissed he's coming to kill me he forgot osds bouncy boys these are little bouncy guys that's it this is what I do for the rest of the game Force I feel a lot of force in here foreign all right Shrek battle now if you know me you know that I have very high level techniques for this where'd he go Shrek Shrek just ran away this weak ass Shrek where'd he go all right I'm gonna run around with this rack now this is what I do now seeds I wonder where I could plant these foreign where did Shrek go I thought we were getting into a Shrek battle and then he just ran away like a little baby buddy over here is this better than God of War yeah this is like better than God of War and Eldon ring combined I would say this is like I'd say this is like the Ballon killer people aren't ready to hear that yet but for me this is the blind killer expectations shoot again shoot again shoot shoot like 10 more times one more time got him am I gonna play ballon too of course that could win game of the year all they have to do is fix everything change everything keep nothing from the old game in there yeah a complete uh total overhaul of every system and that's game of the year let's take a look got some tuber Ma Legend of Shrek tears of Farquaad yes I will play that that could that's another potential Game of the Year candidate oh I push you off that did that kill that didn't kill thank you you pushed him down five feet that could kill maybe he sucks maybe he's a really poorly built robot famous famous character DOMA this is a big ass [ __ ] level I feel like the first one had more kind of linear levels this is like a big old big open level I'm gonna need like a bunker Beast to get through all this oh yeah this is definitely treasure definitely a huge treasure in here I can definitely sense like Treasures locked in here oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Shard treasure whoa whoa whoa whoa all right I'm getting out of here oh come on you blasted Beast you come from dredger Gorge still walking huh folks don't last long around here especially ones poking around Raider Turf wasn't exactly the welcome party I was looking for sounds like you could use a drink Uncle whip you up something nice down in palloons thanks for the tip I gotta go down to Pat Dunes now I gotta meet Monk Fred monkeys I'm at the southern ranch right now dang this is our biggest level Focus yeah it's kind of like open Zoom kind of like an open Zone type game all right let's upgrade let's upgrade the double blade this is going to give me a lot of power oh see I like that move double orbit what's this do okay okay I like that hey got a proposition for you you're interested in the opportunity of a lifetime no no let's hear it folks ventured into the mine just down yonder no one's heard from him since that's right little Droid could be the makings of a tragedy most things on Kobo are Prospectors were looking for prior right mine is chock full of the stuff but saving those folks that's the important thing of course I'll look into it now we're in business mine is just down yonder you can't miss it all right we have to go down yonder which direction is Down Yonder why is she so happy about people being stuck into mine she's uh she's a Sith one of the best lines of dialogue in Star Wars is when Palpatine goes you can't beat him he's a Sith Lord that's one of the best uh dialogues that they ever did from this game the best dialogue was when they went all right have a lightsaber I don't think that I forget what they actually said but it was funny something with lightsaber what did they say lucky you can't smell Gennady oh yeah this is looking where gloop [ __ ] lives now for if if gloop Shadow is in this game he's definitely gonna be in here if he's not in here he's not in this game I'm sorry to say it this is looking like [ __ ] who's Kate Shadows Cove I killed this guy killed this guy the creatures were killed by black who would kill these creatures what kind of [ __ ] girl yeah who would kill all these great creatures they're all endangered oh not anymore now they're extinct just what kind of creature lives down here oh this is this is I'm thinking this is this is yeah this is grunkest Beast I'm thinking or Shrek Maybe probably just another Shrek to be honest buddy let it be glub Shido Let It Be go up [ __ ] oh come on come on again look at this rib cage the Bedlam Raiders would pay for fossils oh if this yes disses go up [ __ ] uh buddy this is where you battle him this has to be him come on Gluck this is a damn rancor you're not grew up [ __ ] though oh I killed this guy easily ah [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I'm doing bad I'm doing really bad holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] all right I think that I think I don't win this fight three what the [ __ ] is that don't hit me with that [ __ ] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh no put him in the Jedi ball Jedi ball yeah yeah oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] then please I got this i got this I beat this [ __ ] boom wow I killed that guy killed again now I can unlock a new haircut mohawk cool give me the rain core cut I gotta get my hair cut in real life I'm gonna ask him to give me the rancor cut all right wait it just told me how to like upgrade get perks and I didn't read it do I just get this always I have to go to the meditation Zone and equip it that's Hollow Knight that's a hollow Knight [ __ ] foreign am I excited for Final Fantasy I don't know I don't know about that one and in here that they brought in the guy from what you call it Devil May Cry though that sounded kind of interesting am I excited for Kingdom Hearts for no that one no not excited for telling look at this little Cove over there do I like chicken parmesan yes I am excited for chicken parmesan to come back give me that give me that give me that give me this give me Kingdom Hearts I hate Kingdom Hearts just because they talk slow they just talk really slow just for that alone I always will hate Kingdom Hearts let's move BD all right I'm going in here wasn't that just didn't I just go in here yes it's just like a just like huh oh I'm in the Hunter's Quarry oh you don't want to be in here not since synth gunku went in here wait whoa whoa [ __ ] what is this this is evil stuff that's happening over here this is evil there's like an evil man over here this is a big battle oh [ __ ] I have to kill all these guys okay they're all dead how did I kill them so fast I'm really good at this game I am very very good foreign this is radiator springs yeah they're weird I'd like to know what's in them too but we don't have that kind of time or reasons so no and please stop asking this is radiator springs have to find Mater right now my mission is to find a Mater we might win if we find Mater we find the Death Star what's going on with this now this looks like this is sealed off with like a grunk powder this is an Unbreak this is a breakable structure foreign thank you all right all right I see what we gotta do we gotta say like this then we gotta go ah and we gotta go wow and we gotta jump over here hello can we jump over here whoa coming down here whoa there we go now this bouncing guy that's called a Sith Lord that's a Sith Lord that's the most evil entity of this world now maybe I should go in here right yeah nope don't that bad is what I'm doing bad maybe I can land on this nope Maybe listen maybe I can do this I'm just not doing it right maybe I have to jump on this see see look at this uh-huh now we throw this at that boom beat the game we beat the game why does it make a cricket sound when you fall that's uh Star Wars that's like Star Wars stuff it's all to do with the force it's like if you have like midichlorians then you can like it does a cricket noise for some reason he knows where the others ended up so you're stuck in the past Marin wandering [ __ ] say [ __ ] this place sucks this place [ __ ] sucks I leave this place is this as good as Star Wars connect oh I don't wanna I don't want to listen I don't want to say something stupid and regret it I'm not gonna say it's better than Star Wars connect again I don't like to say stupid stuff and then get caught anyone it's locked Star Wars connect had the the great song of Han Solo so so far so far they do need to get better songs like that Han Solo song in this what am I doing with this put this no that's stupid that's not what you do the Han Solo song did so much for Star Wars yes yes Star Wars was still people forget that it was a failing franchise for a long time it was not making any money then that Han Solo song came out oh what do you know all of a sudden Star Wars starts making a lot of money after that what do I do with this [ __ ] oh this is a little village this is palun Saloon this is where go oh [ __ ] it's Club shadow turtle oh no they're gonna kill turgo no do not kill Turtles no no not turgo we cannot do oh they're standing outside this sold us a Priceless Relic the key we have been searching for except of verse [Applause] trying to trick Thanos I believe you but mistakes like these cannot be tolerated let this be a reminder of what happens when you cross the Bedlam Raiders they're going to give them a hundred dollar bill don't make me kill you Thanos why all right okay foreign that guy sucked impressive I just hit Square for this bike and go through us oh what a delight to see one of your kind action and thank you Susan Noble Jedi Knight if you stay your half I shall withdraw in peace don't let the Thanos go away to kill that Thanos this is the one who stood up to the Bedlam Raiders all right that doesn't look terrible I want to play as terrible your DOMA oh who's this [Music] now this game is getting good Speedy one yeah appreciate if you kept this quiet I hear on the frontier only way we survive is together that's right step in just now but you did yes you did terrible that's psycho now I'm sure we could both benefit from thanks Mr Seiko now I can't believe I defeated the Zeke Zeke was one of the most powerful characters I've ever witnessed oh nothing thanks well that's a mistake I'm looking for an old friend forearms Mary big mouth vertically challenged you can come out now oh boy the coast is clear entire monk the Bedlam Raiders are gonna be the end of this town we got no oh zero silt nothing how you doing cows just get over here you son of a boggling oh oh it's been a while I missed you kid ding grieza you look terrible it's goop [ __ ] oh YouTube we ran into some trouble on our last job what sort of trouble the Imperial kind well I should have guessed it they've been creeping around Cobo too lately Gyros burnt out on the Mantis we'll need your help to get moving again yeah sure whatever you need come on grab some seed listen come on get my friend something special to drink refreshments welcome to Pilot Saloon the finest dive this side is out trucks yeah your description didn't do it justice monkey and I picked it up from the previous owner through a well uh well he caught a fatal case of blaster poisoning courtesy of the Bedlam Raiders we've been introduced you okay Greece oh yeah sure as far as I don't have anything they need hey what happened to the Mantis oh we are on Coruscant Gathering Intel for Sal Guerrera things got bad only two of us made it out I'm doing feels pointless Empire is only growing stronger it's like there's no storyline at all things uh haven't been the same since the teams might have yeah we had some good times didn't we huh may you display switch see her have you talked to her lately Marin's always on the Move exploring new places making new friends I was talking about seer now it's been a while you well her credits helped us get this place off the ground but she hasn't visited yet she's very busy with this new project hey gal why don't you relax a little before we fix the Menace the Galaxy can wait a couple hours well we should probably get moving as soon as we finish up I got a spare room down in the basement made up especially for you you should check it out all right thanks Grace [ __ ] grease ball [ __ ] damn Yoda it's zig you don't look like a Raider what gave it away it's zig drinks and shouting bloody murder Troy too that's Speedy one about dang time we had some new faces in town I'm Zig by the way nice to meet you there's the kitchen basement must be through here this must be where Zig lives he sleeps in this little pack where's grogu I don't know he's somewhere in here probably in one of these barrels he's really outdid himself ah this is his little his little space shoots that he has I'm going to press the relax button ah some things never change weirdo hairball thanks for letting me crash here of course why do you think I've kept your stuff around all these years I was hoping you'd stop by and maybe take a break well know what happens when I stay in one place too long how does she have an Elvish outfit plenty of time to fix the medicine you are what I want to talk fine sooner we get moving the better and then what you're gonna go find some trouble with saw Guerrera Maybe yeah one of us has to keep fighting that's funny that's the exact same thing you said the day we all split up yeah because I listen I know you all had your reasons for believing listen Yoda walking away isn't an option for me I'm just looking for baby Yaga and where's that guy I wish things were different but and you yourself said that the Empire is growing stronger every day now maybe it's time for you to be something more than a lightsaber think about yourself settle down find a home what a home Grease there is no home home was the order it was my teacher it was everyone I lost their sacrifice mean if I go and I just give up and stick my head in the sand and take it from me somebody who had to learn the hard way you took away from a rigged game other are going to end up losing something you can never replace all right I want to show you something he's going to show me all this different outfits I'm sure you'll be able to find whatever you need to get the Mantis up and running thanks appreciate it grease just keeps telling me to go deeper into his basement once I go down to this lower level then he's gonna go okay now come on down to the lower lower level think about what you said hey uh watch your step down there be careful I definitely have a pest problem find the gyro module I don't smuggle your stuff the secrets up his sleeve I remember when I built these with the degrees grease longer oh oh he's been killed oh that's [ __ ] up are these ones put grease grease you're afraid of this he's never won dogs I cracked these guys heads off oh nobody's used these Tunnels for a long time now scraps huh believe it agrees to take another person's junk and add more junk damn degrees is really pissing me off lately I think we might have to take them out I'm jumping in this glungo water thank you Tito said how does this game compare to the 1993 Mississippi River flooding huh I'll say it's better it's it's better than that that sounds like that was not that good it sounds kind of dangerous for everybody involved so this is probably like a better event than that I can't open it foreign just won't open maybe it will open if I try to open it like a thousand times in a row I hear that's a new mechanic like the thousand times if you do something a thousand times that you're not supposed to just it just works now it's like a new prototype mechanic that they've been testing out is this look at his feet his feet go so fast like a little dolphin foreign never look when you can leap hey the sooner we get to Greece the sooner we can get this out all right now this is the collapsed Passage this is a famous uh famous landmark from the Star Wars saga many great battles have been fought here this is where Mace Windu fought um Boba Fett this is where Yoda fought Darth Darth Venus so I gotta go this that way go back that way I can't go back that way I gotta go this way almost reminds me of the Jedi training grounds feels different and older Boba bingo uh yeah I believe Boba Bingo did battles down here foreign walk on that that's called a force Bridge now this is the legendary uh Warrior that one guy that has a bunch of lightsabers this is Darth Grievous decree sorry just come to this memory purge no only what the council demanded at least I shall remember you I am ready what is your name Droid I am cna4 of course how may I serve the order see tell me how to navigate the Kobo Abyss I have no information on that in my memory banks how do I navigate the Cobo office a very important task for you take this see I have a light shape is that travel underground stop for no one that is an odyssey am I not coming with you no key to Tunnel how am I seeing this can a Jedi like read a droid's memories with the force that's what is that what's happening right now I think this Droid has been here for hundreds of years Z tell me how to navigate the Kobo of Abyss to kobold Abyss what's your name Z three million years I'm Cal this is BD we're gonna help you here's the I'll chop your head off I'm a Jedi all right I'm more of a poncho guy I'm like a poncho type Jedi do this boom push this [ __ ] I uh said pull tight Z oh this is a funny ball oh don't do that this is called a force ball this ball has the force in it Obi-Wan Kenobi had uh he had seven of these in his house it's one of the most more famous scenes of course it was deleted in the Final Cut of the movie but in the in the original cut he goes Luke these are called Force balls put them in the device to make the force Bridge it's a long story it's not right oh wait we gotta jump over here always remember Luke a Jedi is nothing without the force with the without the power power of the force of balls that's the only thing that gives us power without that we are nothing what do the Sith have to Sith have like they drink like gamer fuel thank you Cam don't mention it you use me I've been delayed long enough mind if I take a look this robot is gonna fall off a cliff Z in this game they realized that the best character is that funny Yoda from the old one so they made like a hundred funny Yoda characters in this one they put like turtle and all these goofy guys and this because they knew that the only character people like was that little Yoda gay I definitely remember in the last game like every character is just like looks like a they look like a Creator character default character and like everybody's name was like Paul every character was called like Paul in the last one I can't say I do fortunate she came along with dead yeah it could have been down here forever what's the best Nintendo game of all time I Gotta See Mario's pick cross it's just at an objective level that's not even my opinion that's just a fact of life hurts from your memory banks she wants to be more citizens oh it's the last time I stood here and the sky was full of meteors for a very long yes yes don't worry you're not alone we'll help you get back on your feet come on come on let's go and scrap you for parts foreign why does he have romantic chemistry with the robot I'm a friend of cow castes he's gonna fall in love with the robot he agrees it's me Cal kisses you made it good to see you guys this is bodakuna it was on Coruscant oh all right hi nice to nice to me fortunately I don't think I have another bed available wait a minute another one you have a very bad habit of picking up strains oh I think you haven't broken the news yet she was trapped Underground I've seen this design before this Droid almost looks like an antique find anything down there worth credits account you have saved me but I must ask more you still oh here it comes assassinate turgum kill and assassinate turtle bring his head back to me wait a minute did you just say Hannah Lord you've heard of it yeah it's an old prospector's legend about a lost world filled with treasure maybe this dread proof is more than a myth could be worth checking out yeah but first I gotta fix the Menace before the Raiders snatch it oh let's go you out there watch your back while you make the repairs is he as tough as he looks nice to see her he's the best Marksman I've ever met okay we'll take care of the madness I'll go see what's in the forest while they're all shallowing forth why don't you ease up on the thrusters hello I can get you tuned up shined up and uh caught up on the state of the Galaxy I'm gonna lock up the saloons so the Raiders don't trash it use the back door would you all right oh we unlocked doma's shop I think I'm gonna call it there we got the Koba tuner we got turgo unlocked we got uh the new funny C-3PO we got bowed bowed solo is here I think I'm gonna call it there good night everybody we killed eight Shreks we did pretty good bye bye

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Length: 244min 41sec (14681 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 30 2023