The Mario Kart Killer

fluffiest hello [Music] [Music] hey Brandon [Music] thank you [Music] holy [ __ ] it's gonna be like this look how cool this is [Music] also we can kill people oh John dip dang this is the Mario Kart killer this is the Mario Kart killer do you see this Graphics in this game oh oh all right everybody turn this off if you got this have you played no I'm a new user oh what the [ __ ] is this no I don't want this no no all right this is gonna be the Mario Kart killer Arby why am I talking to Arby Arby made this I thought that was a restaurant all systems have been updated dang I didn't know all my Hercules [Music] oh oh that's Mickey this is Mickey Mouse from the famous game uh Disney stardew Valley [Music] okay so far Mario Kart is in big trouble okay [Music] oh yeah okay [Applause] fresh boost [Music] singing Hercules to me this is Mario doesn't have music like this [Applause] [Music] [Music] game is the Mario Kart killer thing they gotta have singing the Mario Kart man they'll have to have Bowser sing that song he sings in the movie while you race new race are unlocked we did it everybody we got Mickey instructor service oh he's only a one star racer level 15 plus one true slap let's look at the skills he's got pow pow pow pow pow Trailblazer all right all right to be here thank you Mickey thank you for appearing on my stream hello everybody it's so great to play this new uh Mario Kart killing game I'm gonna edit my Eraser now oh wow we have all this okay my car here's my car nothing is I have nothing is unlocked so no I have nothing I'm only playing the two hour demo also I just downloaded the free trial uh all right I'm gonna do this Meet Mickey Mouse okay let's meet Mickey complete at least one goal in each race to get a middle where is Darth Vader he's in this I think he'll sing his own son sung by James Earl Jones of course the great dream children's if you have never played a racing game you suck upgrade get charge in the Universal box I need 10 000 money for this guy should I do it open ten thousand progress on the golden pass or race in the season tour to get the season coins Chancey get the multiplayer backs open you don't do that complete and compete in leaderboard events to unlock your track what is this unlock that wheel oh Randall how do I get Randall how am I doing thank you David all right let's start the race oh thank you so much bumbling thank you we will see can you be the first racer to finish to the finish line and win the race and unlock Mowgli let's see what will they sing this time oh Hercules Mickey Mouse oh here we go foreign [Music] huh I got hit with a for the red shirt [Music] okay go go go how do I kill boom I killed that guy Elgato is dead Elgato is dead loose ready huh I think I'm doing good boom this is uh okay I'm racing against claymaker boom boom boom that's it it just started who is Elizabeth what movie is that from I did it oh I'm not 45 Mickey currency and Nintendo is probably Running Scared right now thank you Graham oh this is that oh Elizabeth is Mickey's ex-wife okay that's kind of awkward all right level two we're going to the Pirates of the Caribbean level off now do I have I only have Mickey as a character I'm seeing I can upgrade my Mickey with my shards right do I have shards who do I uh I have this how do I no I don't have anything there's purple there's purple ticket currency there's this currency and then there's this golden thing I don't the one that I have is not even any of these though I am so confused I think we're I think we're just gonna have to spend a lot of real life money [Music] I will say that this is like this is like the slowest Racing League that I ever played in my life I feel like I'm going like one mile an hour oh [ __ ] I'm in the middle of a battle oh I hear Donald Duck swearing so oh watch out for this oh no here I go who's ready [Applause] come on can I get a drift off of them oh [ __ ] oh oh hey hey wait wait wait why am I losing why am I losing this isn't right how do I go into second gear I'll go make you go do not lose to AI I must not lose in this game or I will not get enough currency come on I win I win Bill haha Beast who programmed the scheme uh I think Donald Duck you received a reward you got a reward claim claim my all battle box oh I unlocked the yellow car I am not Mickey's shirt oh the racing flag do I get a battle box no I didn't even get one wow this game is really like like Mario Kart is probably Running Scared right now upgrade my Mickey upgrade my Mickey wishes upgrade used to racing flag to churn them up he leveled up oh you get faster oh you have to wreck you you have to upgrade you you got to get faster okay all right let's go here tune Village classic classic location oh there should be here I like this but I feel like Mickey should say like we should like say swear words [ __ ] what happened to the singing I thought there was going to be a lot more singing oh here we go [Music] oh [ __ ] inmate Mo USC what does that spell go go back [Music] this is where Pluto uh this is where Pluto used to operate businesses [Music] that's okay [Music] [Music] yeah you're knocked down no duck you can now race with them new gift new gift from Gameloft oh hey Donald Duck as first seen in the wise little hand a movie that we all love Donald Duck unlocked new racer unlocked Donald wait no I already have him I thought yeah oh yeah Donald Duck unlocked roller type why is Donald Duck brawler class all right Leah said this game is too loud how do we turn this down about that hi feature unlocked unlock feature competitive multiplayer now you can compete against Real players oh okay competitive mode unlocked regulated multiplayer what does that mean what is regulated I gotta do ring climb the ranks complete against Real players and rank up your racers bring your friends none of my friends would play this ever you only get three hours a day wait that's such a regulated multiplayer is you only get three hours a day but you have unlimited time on the ranked mode what okay who are we racing oh this guy's oh these guys are really good at this game all right we're about to see if this is like oh weirdos playing this or little children I'll never play this uh ranked again go how'd they do that wait how'd they do it oh you can bounce I can just bounce to the whole race probably not good kind of fun all right how do I get Volusia whoa this must be how Hercules [Music] thank you go now remember we're aiming for fourth place our seventh place I forget one of those is good you always want to be I think it was fourth place you always want to be fourth place whatever is the one that I always I think I I put that down early I'm dead I'm dead you know what it is my Mickey is not upgraded he's it's a very unupgraded character I don't have the battle pass so I have a lot of excuses I can kind of go back on if I lose oh yeah yeah it didn't have battle pass yeah yeah yeah oh yeah I know this guy LPD yeah he buys all the battle passes yeah yeah definitely yeah definitely got cheated out there but also you fourth place is a really good um you really want to be forth rookie I'm just a rookies I'm also look I'm also just a rookie in this game now when I hit bronze I'll get 30 multiplayer coins five tokens two racing flakes 30 multiplayer coins five tokens alarm clock multiplayer coins tokens green Mickey coins YouTube play button alarm clock then when I get silver I get let me add them gotta get that I'm at the wrench then I'll get the turbo booster of course then when I hit gold I'm gonna get the exclude exclusive Mickey plate you guys know how much that I love to get that the doggy bone oh I gotta get the doggy bone yeah I could probably hit Max rank in this game all right should I race again what was this campaign mode did I beat this now what is this I should get the reward box do I get Mulan this should be easy RB gift for this race you get to try this Advanced racer this one has two stars #enjoy hashtag I want it back level 15 Mulan and the Great Wall of China oh my God oh my God doggy bone seems like a good investment okay we'll make my family proud I will make my family Proud by reaching Max rank on the Disney race gotta drive I can do my bounce [ __ ] wait that wasn't good wait what was that what did I just do yeah go no no I'm in like a hundredth place where's Eddie Murphy Dragon I need him it doesn't even seem like I slowed down going on the bridge did they forget that you're supposed to slow down on that okay I'm activating my pal of course it didn't look like boom I just swapped Souls with someone RB I'm shooting you with RB huh what did I who am I boom no no no no no no no no no I'm gonna lose really Mickey I win I win any questions any questions check didn't think so Mickey and his ex-wife I'm so good at this game I probably could be like the number one player in the world that just out of all 13 players monster wheel good wdui rim Mickey Mouse is first seen in plain crazy 1928. and I got six racing Flags now I can upgrade Mickey's shoes oh my collection level is it's almost halfway up huh foreign from Ben 's rating thank you Ben for the raid this stream is getting crazy now I got Mulan a lot Arby is talking to me same stuff that I can't show on stream Connor Nintendo's gonna give up on Mario Kart because this dropped oh that I am hearing that I am hearing I'm hearing rumors that they could turn off the uh Mario Kart servers anytime now I'm ready for anything activate streamer mode I don't want to actively streamer mode what am I a streamer level needed upgrade my racing if I turn on streamer mode they're not going to sing anymore streamer friendly mode all right I'm in streamer friendly mode now it's the same musics dude all right I'm Donald [Music] everybody is me what is he saying level two Donald unlocked here we go level two Donald unlocked okay oh Donald's not even powerful enough to race recommended level three sorry down all right oh it's Elizabeth Mickey's ex-wife John dick can't believe this is just the same music as always isn't it how is the streamer made the stream remote mode is just like it just changes the lyrics to the twitch twitch is awesome go to twitch.com I see there's like a grinding rail that can go on how do I do that I'll just throw like a boomerang watch out hurt this game feels like a horrible dream no it's more like a night whoa whoa here I go here I go I'm going to the house of mouse I see the guard the grand rail oh I'm doing it oh oh my God if Donald could see me now it'd be so proud but he's only a level two racer he can't even garnish oh boom wait [ __ ] okay I'm back boost yeah here I go here I go Shield engaged watch out for my Mickey Shield trash man game of the year for every year wow wow Mowgli nice racing balloon you can get blue oh we gotta unlike balloons no this game is not published by big mode sorry we didn't publish this one congratulations Mickey shards yeah I feel like when they do Mario next Mario Kart they're gonna have to do uh feel like they'll have to be they'll be forced to include Mickey shards I just can't go I don't I can't see myself going back why would you do any racing without Mickey shards all right now I'm gonna upgrade my oh I think it just does it automatically or something foreign congratulations to Golden pass is now open to you gain XP and level up to earn amazing rewards hashtag feature unlocked unafraid new season unlocked race driven on this season two it'll only be available for a limited time so collect everything it has Before Time Runs Out hashtag Adventure hashtag unknown rank up to get rewards every new rank brings amazing rewards complete missions for XP complete missions to gain XP and rank up the golden pass don't miss out on the golden pass unlock more rewards with the golden pass and level up your experience hashtag VIP oh my God by Golden piss not enough golden stars wait I thought I unlocked the golden pass didn't it say I had it didn't did I get tricked I want this model by Mike Wazowski I'm not Mike wazowski's famous quote I want Monster drink logo I want to scream canister oh Mike Wazowski oh you gotta get golden pass to get Mike Wazowski as first scene in Monsters Inc come on yeah I really don't get Mike Wazowski without golden pass guess I gotta get golden piss this is let's play some regulated multiplayer I don't want a pure skill hear your race against players at the same level on your skill manners here this is a purely a skilled race where is Thanos he should be in this he should be in this you probably have to get the Thanos pass to get Thanos goofy I don't know if I can meet him in the house I feel like the driving is like it's like 10 faster when you play online multiplayer maybe it like kicks your stats up a little I feel like this is yeah this is like a lot faster than the single thing here [ __ ] okay hit by octopus that's Mickey laughs I don't remember his life what's happening huh why did that huh Mickey all right I think we're doing okay final lap here we go here we go huh what huh switching me to a different game I think I'm playing Crash team racing now this is still making eat at Whataburger why is there a I don't even think that's a human player I think that's just another advertisement in this game called me that whatever come on Mickey I have to wear this I have to win this third place hey third place hey it's always good to get third eat at Whataburger got first place yeah see we're all level 30 now regulated multiplayer boom boom boom I unlocked like 10 worlds multiplayer coins multiplayer multiplayer activate six manual boost unlock Kirk where do I have did I get Mike Wazowski yet am I am I him how do I get Sully Wazowski okay let's go back to this maybe for oh battle battle versus Donald Duck assuming Direct Control you've reached the last race of the chapter I'll join this race so I can test your progress hashtag challenge face off it's all about the skills to continue access this section and learn what every skill does okay this is my skills okay I learned them on upgrade my Mickey I don't know what that what is happening get this from man the man okay here we go are you ready to race up against the Ultimate Challenger the first racer to cross the finish line wins but watch out whoever doesn't cross the finish line dies I want to play as Rex from Toy Story this is gonna be a great race not a great race you unlock Rex after Mewtwo okay let's go to get Mewtwo I think you have to play for like a total of 100 hours probably won't unlock Rex before 19 uh for my trial insurance it's only a two-hour track here I go here I go boom here I go swapping Souls with out this is kind of like the pirate ride I think there aren't as many ramps go the wrong way no it's not NASCAR you only you only drive the wrong way when you're playing like a realistic driving theme NASCAR Gran Turismo of course then you'd go backwards crashing this type of game you just drive forward there's no prize for going backwards [Music] in Gran Turismo it had like a whole like it gave you a big lecture before you play multiplayer it gives you like a big lecture to say don't ever bump into other Racers that's not good manners don't ever bump anybody and don't ever do like unrealistic stuff we have no way to enforce this just don't ever do it because that's not right fifth place wait Mickey will be killed isn't that the rules how am I gonna be a level six Donald I'm never gonna beat this oh look at this I can unlock that duck who is that funny duck oh I gotta beat this I got it I'm ready for anything upgrade the damn upgrade to Mickey how did I lose so horrendously oh that's right Mickey Mouse is in the house can you unlock Mike from Resident Evil um what did he first appear I think he first appeared in Fantasia 1943 right [Music] I'm Coming For You Simba that's what Mickey should say Mickey they should have like Mickey hates simple I want my trophy back I see Arby get out of my way just a damn restaurant [Music] cannot boost I can must not lose time this will be such an embarrassing day if I lose time blue come on Mickey we can do this we have to win here we go don't laugh Mickey this is serious no RB is winning again no no no RP must not win no he's gonna win kill him I win happy let me I beat RB hey stray Arby's now uh go make me a [ __ ] roast beef sandwich or something Optimal Performance you were three seconds faster than RB no problem I'll update my perimeters for the next chapter don't forget to collect your rewards now hashtag they grow up so fast unlock my reward duck new fin unlocked Gus Goose let's guess goose wait what is it wait I want to see Gus Goose new crew member Gus Goose oh there he is wait I don't get to racism but is he no I want Gus Goose is is terraces who the [ __ ] is Gus Goose I want to play us this guy chapter two meet Donald Duck oh [ __ ] crew tip oh I'm gonna add I'm gonna add Gus Goose to my crew oh get my get gush shards crew bonus okay upgrade my Donald Gus is Donald's cousin okay okay thank you he's Donald's cousin who eats sandwiches in every appearance laughs I really gotta get that character now the more I hear about them the more I want to unlock questions [Music] Gus is a goose not a duck yeah I know wait wait huh the Silver Screen huh wait what how come it's bags of popcorn in movie theater and they're in a movie theater and I'm driving into a movie do I drive into the movie okay I'm in the movie this is kind of cool this is the movie uh Casablanca [Music] [Music] oh is this Steamboat really I'm not there [Music] Shield force field I'm invisible how does this benefit me that's the point I'm activating my flames who is Donald Duck's nemesis I feel like Donald Duck he hates himself Donald Duck is his own nemesis another hates his own self support I'm going stealth Iron Man Donald Duck hates iron I can do it I don't know if it's streaming I don't know if me doing McDonald's voice complies [Applause] you want me to do it thank you thank you thank you I win nice try Elizabeth what did I unlock limited events congratulations you unlocked the events check and play them every day limited events have been unlocked they are the best way to win rewards and currency every day check them often you can unlock US goose limited event oh Mike Wazowski Mike wazowski's challenge the scarer cup leaderboard event earned rewards based on your position on the leaderboard when the event hands you have three Trends use them wisely be the leader I want a mic who is oh who are these characters this is Aladdin this is this could be anyone this could this is uh probably iron armor King I think this is armored King this is um this is but you know at your service this was Mickey definitely Mickey oh I gotta race solely huh I'm excited what the [ __ ] is that horse there's just a horse flying it's not even in the car what is that [ __ ] that's not right what is that [ __ ] horse what is the horse is that what the event is race a horse they gotta get horses in Mario Kart I feel like I'm so unprepared here I go here I go what am I doing who's ready there I go final left porceland boom I killed Lolo YOLO and Stitch what's happening what is happening boom ride the ride I can win this I can win this oh turbo blast I got killed that's so give me a bullet here I go wait and wait a minute I'm actually gonna win this I'm in eighth place right now I'm in the very worst place possible how am I doing so bad eighth place what the [ __ ] is this this no this game is no this is garbage this is absolute garbage if I had the golden pass no listen if I had golden pass I would have won this this is horseshit this is an absolute horseshit game I should have had a Wario if I was playing as Wario I would have won this game is no good Disney they're slipping they're doing they're doing bad games lately I'm not using the character skills I thought I was doing that I want to unlock Kirk it all started with a mouse I know yeah I need to get the damn goosh if I had Gus Goose I would have I would have won every race right now of course to keep him locked behind thousands of dollars I'm all right I'm gonna get Mickey's watch oh Blue Streak oh I remember this car the color of a sailor's suit laughs it just described the blue colors the color of a sailor's suit colored of a Donald shirt this is a brawler these Racers love combat oh Donald loves combat they often get aggressive and get drunk and start punching the other racers skills and gain a lot of Boost from stunning racers how do I punch I want to punch I don't like punch and kill as Donald Leah says I'm not using my battle punches I gotta be using more battle punches all right let's race yeah I'm the best racer at this job is this the fortnite killer ah yeah yeah I'll say fortnite killer get the [ __ ] out of my ways now how do I use my kill oh oh [ __ ] huh what's happening oh huh what the [ __ ] is happening all right here I go we a banana is this my skill I go invisible it's the thunderstorm these are like the power of take it aren't they I thought these are like the power grips [Music] those are my Arby's powers whoa whoa that was a good turn s very good stuff that I'm doing right now is actually very advanced some of these techniques have not been seen since Gus's all those years ago wow go down or go I feel like what I'm listening to right now is streamer music I feel like the music should be better than this it should be singing stuff about a countdown all these boom first place Dino Dick I don't know if we can beat Mowgli thank you Vin Diesel another win for Donald dick oh I can unlock Goofy is this good to get oh unlike Meg oh my God trickster class everybody loves Meg that is one of the most famous characters zigzag now that's goofy let's get it all right this is a Speedster these Racers are all about speed they get speed related skills more often and they get an extra boost from the speed pads on the tracks please look up the skills I think the skills is just like it's just like you get certain skills from the from the item boxes set a few players mostly it just gets better boost and he gets like more turbo he gets more mushrooms from these items probably like Mowgli the best at the end [Music] S I see myself as a multi-type racer what movie is this level that's okay oh it's the 101 Dalmatians [Music] they're ghosts I think I'm oh no that's not no I thought I was winning by a lot see there's one racer that is like halfway he is on the other side of the course he's really doing very poorly this is oh wow oh wait wait what did I do how did I go to sixth place wait no wait oh no Mowgli dad oh no I've been friends I'm doing so bad wait a minute first huh what am I doing okay I'm back in the race I win Mowgli is good but I might have to get bullied if I get the chance I'll definitely swap for believe gated path this gate requires 12 metals to Open complete race goals to win more medals hashtag open sesame for our little kids every game that little kids get now is like 1300 currencies I'm just like a completely impenetrable system there's like so much [ __ ] happening in this what do I have goofy currency now what am I doing unlock this daily special is unlocked refresh every day unlock wrench okay I get wrench okay Mickey is from 30 000. damn What Am I who am I download upgrade my downloads Donald upgraded how do I see his skills here's the skills okay download skills are this why I order you are protected from one hit for a short period of time if you are hit you become angry while angry you gain a small speed boost and stun all opponents in touch okay so you want to get away when jellyfish okay so you actually want to get punched as Donald this Despicable Me in this the despicable minion seeing this I'll turn this off in season oh I'm in my stealth mode they'll never know I'm in first place and it won't count oh punch me oh no this is my Jeffy fish this is Jesus boost ready go all right all right here I go here I go fire mode unlocked don't make me do my fire mode wait everybody come back I'm losing all right don't kill me no wait no no I'm losing no I keep getting hit by stuff no this is bad this is really bad I'm not doing very good Never Gonna unlock Mike Wazowski at this rate come on down on we can win this dude we can still win this this mine has to connect or I lose it did I crashed still Donald come on come on we can win this fire blast I'm in first how did I get in first the town doesn't understand okay I'm gonna win I win okay quick donkey use your goof bucks [ __ ] how do I spend my goof books quick somebody tell me how to spend my goof books Leah's saying don't spend my goof bucks are you saying save up my goof bucks for Gus Goose I think I should spend them on I gotta unlocked uh make I have to reach this node who is that turtle is that Jiminy Cricket is that like a [ __ ] up looking like [ __ ] evil Jiminy Cricket or is that like a turtle who is this little green guy he's out oh I gotta do this race yeah let's get this let's get that Galaxy single skill all skill boxes Grant the same skill for all racers laughs okay that's the Hulk all right I have it on good info that that's actually the Hulk what happened okay that was good actually that was good what I did we're gonna win this race and we're gonna unlock the Hulk new playable character how do you get down he gets angrier do I need the golden pass don't hit me with that [ __ ] yesterday boom it does like a little burnout cut scene when you kill people [Music] you need the secret Platinum thing oh that's true I don't even know how to get the standard golden babies I don't know I don't think that's it you'll never defeat [Music] me boom kill that's a Kill and I'm good [Music] what is with the mines oh it's just everybody has lines this is a mine race okay boom I missed it do not throw that man now throw it in my yeah no no I need to gain more goof bucks boom boom foreign first place nice try Hercules I'll see you back on the tennis courts hurt you'll never give my goof bugs all right now we can unlock this green guy and see who he is everybody in chat vote who do you think this is Incredible Hulk or Jiminy Cricket what do you think it is oh Wilbur who the [ __ ] is Wilbur it was Wilbur all along we unlocked Wilbur [ __ ] Wilbur from Charlotte's Web he's green now oh Leah has a theory who Wilbur is because it's in streamer mode it replaces all the copyrighted characters with like [ __ ] like Wilbur that that's not real it's like a fake streamer character they created for twitch called Wilbur [Laughter] wait I gotta add Wilbur to my crew this is a trickster these Racers are acrobats how do I edit my crew where's my crew where's Wilbur I need will Brown my crew golden pass collections welcome to collections the racers found in each collection are listed here you need the shards to get them get shards hashtag get shards Mickey and Friends oh this is all the racers want more shards check check here to find out how to get this racer shards raise your deep dive go here for a more in-depth look at your race make it yours oh who could this be who could this be oh okay let's see all the characters in this oh Elizabeth oh Elizabeth Jack Sparrow oh my God Hercules oh my God make or just I gotta get this guy just fake me we gotta unlock fig me this is like the character that will be like the hardest to get this character is like less famous than Wilbur I feel like all right let's play some uh let's play some regulated multiplayer I think I don't know what that means still I don't even know why I want multiplayer coins I don't know why I want any thing that exists I don't I don't get what am I do who am I me Donald like do I get any good stuff in the single player anymore I just want Mike Wazowski really he's playing this game to get Mike Wazowski unlocked I guess I'll handle this I tie my own sandals and everything whoa whoa she ties her own sandals I gotta play as this character this can't even [ __ ] Rush his own teeth oh it's gonna sing again it's gonna do singing again [Laughter] this is a good character she has really good jokes it's barter get out of my way Donald Duck this isn't Sparks really wait is this the streamer singing now they're not singing the song anymore from Hercules now they're just going playing I got [ __ ] streamer I can't believe this [ __ ] I got strings around this they just replaced the lyrics with Mark but rolling dude they know that's what streamers love they know that's the type of music here I go here I go here goes [Applause] this is a streamer's favorite song that's how they do that's how they pick streamer mode they just they survey streamers and ask them what are their favorite songs so there's some streamer who said this was his favorite okay I think we know I don't want to say any names but I think we we all know which one get out of my way Frozen the hell out of my way home off Frozen franchise I told you I could handle this yeah Tree Hill oh Tree Hill Race conditions Donald Duck boom okay unlocking upgrading Donald to level seven level seven Donald unlocked level eight Donald unlocked level eight download online going to Tree Hill twitch load me into Tree Hill I'm turning on my streamer mode turn on my streaming music I can't see [ __ ] what is this what the [ __ ] is this look at this [ __ ] this is hell I can't see I don't like this mode this is not a good mode what the is this streamer mode I can't see [ __ ] can they not show the racetrack is that like will that get you like a copyright claim on Twitch they can't show the course thank you this is him burned that guy burn him thank you I cannot see anything how can I do my how can I do my turbos oh I think I just saw a Cruise he just threw a Vibe on me I did it hey what what can I say hey what can I say and I was invisible the whole time sorry believe me level eight download is getting nerfed tomorrow enjoy it while it lasts that's a shame that's a real shame Silent Hill Racing yeah that is what that was the color of webbed feet oh I unlocked orange car the color of webbed feet yes Goofy as first seen in Mickey's review use this to upgrade racing flag as first seen in Racine I have so many I have so many goof bucks right now I have so many Donald tokens I have so many Mickey medals and I have so many Meg medals I just feel like that I'm doing really good on this stream I really think Nintendo might be in trouble here collection level two uh oh okay collection level 2 Universal box credit okay that's a new currency that's an all-new currency that I've never seen before the universal Max Credit 45 Road tokens how many goof bucks do I have claim this okay claim this season two unlocked all new races and rewards await you better get there fast the season tour refreshes every second season two are unlocked we scared because we care Chapter One play through the chapters to obtain Rewards okay so now I unlocked a whole new campaign but I still have to beat all six of these campaigns and then I have to do all of the limited events and then I still have to get to the highest rank I'm still only at rookie rink I still have to get to uh golden eagle Grand Champion ultimate Champion I still have to get to Ultimate Champion rank and I still have to do my regulated multiplayer matches so that I can get it's a 2000 battle coins and I have to I have and I only have like an hour left to play this probably or something I only have the two hour time trial mode I got to for like a free two hour demo of this so I'm gonna have to be really quick I'm just gonna have to unlock all this stuff really fast all right let's go to the season tour ing racially okay I still scare if I want to that's not silly what was that voice that's not something I don't said honest that is not this is no this wait a minute this game is horse [ __ ] thank you cap and Jack okay let's let's hear this again now this this actually might sour me on this game I can still scare if I want to I can do a better silly voice than this I can actually do a better selfie voice than this trust me I'm a natural all right I'm gonna do my facility voice um all right let me let me like I don't [ __ ] honest I could still scare if I want to that was dead time to go I can still do scaring on the scare floor actually Mike if I wanted you gonna win this actually Mike laughter is more powerful than steers if I wanted to amazing sorry I just killed Mike no problem he just killed Mike and he's laughing about it #mike is dead wait I only have 30 minutes remaining on my game trial oh no oh no I still have like eight million things to unlock I still have like thousands of different currencies that I have to collect I don't even have a golden pass coin yeah no this game is not free to play this is like a 30 Dabber game I think for the oh it will be free to play okay I guess it will be free to play but just like Early Access right now should be like you should go to prison for having an early access game when you're like a major corporation you're ready I could still scare food Sully's main rival is Winnie the Pooh here I go here I go [Music] look at him well poop guess your poop thank you dub Meister from the hello from your apartment why are you so good at this what can I say what can I say let's just say I played a lot of Monsters Inc racing and Eminem's racing game all right let's go to the let's go to horsey mode I wanna like how many how do I what is this all right hey it's Mike Wazowski okay I always I only have three out of 267 medals uh okay well I'm gonna need a couple more there did I beat the Donald campaign yet stuff to defeat zigzag level nine Donald unlocked okay good good now once you get to level nine you no longer use racing flakes to unlock your download now you now you use download wrenches so I need one more Donald wrench and I need five more Donald clocks no I haven't unlike Waluigi here I did not unlock Johnny Depp pirate costume turn it to Donald Trump uh I have not unlocked that skin yet I haven't unlocked the Trump page get the hell out of my way looks like you uh looks like you uh below it thank you I'm in my ducky ring don't hit me while I'm in my ducky ring oh he hit my ducky ring big mistake big tank state you still don't understand the power-ups it's like it's like different for all the different types but it's like it's kind of like really like just the basic stuff it's like a speed boost one there's like a little mind throw this flamethrower like kills people next to you and then there's this Donald Duck bouncy head this is the weirdest one [Music] I said they have to hit me for this to work or something this is probably the one that I don't hear like they have to shoot me with a power or something all right everyone nice try Goofy I feel like goofy has no goof books and that's the real irony of this game unlock the sr2 mcnash a standard spoiler that is fit for a vehicle steeple chase unlock Mulan bucks unlike goof bucks chapter 3 is ready new racer unlocked goof unlocked goof unlocked oh all righty this is a long dance defender class rare rare type Defender gars chapter 3 goofy meet Goofy how many garsh Bucks do I have oh this is a dancing Goofy edit my crew oh I should added my crew okay who do we want in the crew do we want Gus Goose wait why don't I have [ __ ] why don't I have Wilbur unlocked where is my Wilbur I unlocked Wilbur damn it who's this JJ the Jet Plane the [ __ ] is this what the [ __ ] is this the three men okay I guess I'll just use Gus Goose okay this race is um let's upgrade my goopers I hardly recognize myself okay we got a level four goof You Can Count On Me all right entry race I'm at the movie theater world I have level 4 goof yellow I have a yellow car yellow is the color of a duck's webbed feet racing against a blue car which is the color of a sailor's suit fluffy rain this phrase is going out to flow we're gonna win seven youth books boom here I go oh this is actually clipped because back in this old in time movies the only color they could do was blue so if you ever watch old movies you'll see everything as black and white except for the blue something that uh it's a nice little touch that only uh true film lovers will notice thank you that's why Smurfs are blue that's true what are Goofy's powers said goofy is a defender class [Music] when did they invent other colors I want to see I want to say that 1992 they invented different colors [Music] here it goes I feel like this music is not the right music I feel like we're getting streamer music right now for this level it should be like old-timey music it should be like mono SoundCloud [Music] it should be more like that I feel like the soundtrack wait we have to race on this level again now we just raced on that one why are they showing me Wilbur I already unlocked Wilbur and I never even wrote what's so [ __ ] up about this game is this game will act like you have Wilbur and then you never do all right let's go to ranked let's get my rank up somebody faster than a penguin on a pool Mickey Mouse I'm just gonna go with Donald Duck I guess we're just gonna have to make this work The Wilbur patch is coming next week to fix the Wilder bug okay that's good to know yeah it should be stated this is Early Access so you know you there is a lot of bugs and stuff I should have uh I should be racing is Gus scoots right now I should have um Wilbur but a lot of bugs still a lot of stuff they get on here now [Music] now this is a rate this is a level based on um oh this is Beauty and the Beast this is Beauty and the Beast Chauncey room Yep this is this part yep what is this music I just realized that I hate this music for this game is it the streamer mode am I getting streamer mode am I getting streamerized just every song for this game just sounds like the same song in that first race it was singing Hercules [Music] there's no more singing I'm turning this wait I can't wait pause it doesn't pause oh yeah I'm racing online I forgot wait I only have 15 minutes remaining on my game trial oh [ __ ] oh no no no no oh stay in here I'm invisible Go download boost let's go I'm in my download tube here I go here I go I won I won I won ranked mode I'm about to unlock Wreck-It Ralph dang I'm getting good at this game not safe don't say [ __ ] you Donald dick don't say that Donald Duck moved up to a new league bronze yes multiplayer coins 30 multiplayer coins five tokens two racing Flags one Donald I need 100 more points I can make it I can make it to the next rank I still have enough time no I didn't buy battle piss there is no battle pass excuse me there is no battle pass for this game it's called the Golden pass okay and I don't have enough gold and pass tokens to unlock it how many goof bucks convert to a one golden token I feel like I have three thousand what did I do with Leah nothing she's right here is still okay tell them babe he's not saying anything but she's okay there see she says hashtag okay can't fake death oh it should like go back and do all the classic Disney films but with like music like this insane music over the top of my review just replace every song in every Disney movie bugs thank you yeah that's true that was Walt's original vision if you look up at the behind the scenes footage you'll see uh you'll see Walt Disney going I want this song I won I did it download time I can still scare 30 multiplayer coins unlocked congratulations five rare five Road tokens unlocked a rare currency two alarm clock unlocked upgrade Mickey multiplayer rank I need 100 more points to rank up I must leave brands new voice new voiceland for Winston don't can I be an icon Clan listen the only way to get into icon you have to have three Mowgli coins you have to have four racing four racing Flags in your inventory Mike Wazowski unlocked you need to have golden pass definitely have to have golden pass on there foreign pass and golden pass you have to have the goofy campaign completed you have to complete the you need Mega unlocked and then only and then and only then will be considered that's just the bare minimum just to even if they have a shot at getting it back it's competitive it's getting tough out there there's a big competitive scene for this game right now people are saying Wilbur is the best crew member for the rank to move so if you really want to be serious trying to try to get 12. here I go here I go I'm on this I'm doing punching I'm punching a million punches foreign how did I get to Fourth Place wait I was in second place how did this happen get out of my way I think I just killed Bambi if I win this I'm gonna go stealth mode oh I should have went through that door I could have went through Randall's room here I go what is he saying was he just talking about I think he said something about the Ant-Man something about the Ant-Man films level two Donald next reward oh I need a lot of points to get out of Browns I don't think that's ever happened all right I'm going to the shop golden pass activate the golden mode or anything shoot Goofy Football referee goof buy item bang not enough money goofy black and white color the color of an old cartoon black and white I just want to read like what all the different colors are I feel like that to me that's the biggest payoff of this game is just to see what they're right for the color description how do I see more color descriptions Sunshine yellow the color of magic and music foreign where are all the colors I want to see all the funny colors things [ __ ] what is this one what is this one I can't see it comedy gold the color of an award statuette comedy gold the color of Comedy canister orange the color of energy in a bottle these are getting weirder now oh I can unlock a shirt for Elizabeth oh unlike a unlike a a smile for Mike Wazowski all right going to season two or chapter two May the best monster win level five just step back and watch the expert I don't have Mike Wazowski unlocked I cannot compete race conditions monster zinc level five I do not have that I cannot play scared because we care unlock the race zigzag I'm not goof upgrade my goof this is like more in-depth than I Burger King how do you unlock fun uh you need to fund tokens I only have four minutes left okay I can do this I can do this available [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] I've taken first place just [ __ ] killed me no that's not fun goofy that's not fun for you to be killed I'm in seventh place goofy stop making funny noises watch this this is what sucks about Goofy's the characters he's always goofing off he doesn't take it seriously he doesn't realize that this was a ranked man my rank is online [Music] I just killed a man foreign [Music] oh my God I lost a Monsters Inc Celia from Monsters Inc oh that is horseshit that is horseshit oh that is absolute horseshit but look I can tear up I'm about to tear up okay let's keep playing ah well that's the end of the game has to end credits that was a great game I think uh Mario Kart should really they should watch out I think this one's uh once people start getting goof books they're gonna want that to transfer to Mario Kart so they should really think about implementing that thank you everybody for watching uh next stream I'm gonna be playing the uh Toy Story racing game see if I can get uh slink bucks and Sid bucks good night everybody thank you for watching goodbye

Channel: Dunk Tank

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Keywords: disney kart, disney speedstorm, dunk tank, dunkey, dunkey mario kart, games, mario kart, mario kart killer, twitch, dunkstream, dunkey disney kart

Id: IuXcTAfQA6g

Length: 121min 24sec (7284 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 21 2023