Dunkey Streams Mario Strikers: Battle League

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] yes [Music] [Music] [Music] all right this is the new mario shackler huh [Music] my mic is too quiet [Music] maybe just turn the game right now how about that hello hello [Music] that's that can hear me hello hello bowser can you guys hear me say this bowser bowser type what i said if you can hear what that [ __ ] bows you okay that okay some people are typing wario so that's maybe they can't hear me all right so in this game you have it looks like you have six cups you have the cannon cup the chain cup the turbo cup the muscle cup and also the trick cup but also the super secret cup that's never been seen what is this dude all right i'm gonna go i'm gonna pick my name here let's go wire you and in keeping with the yellow theme let's pick donkey kong and because i'm going all yellow on this team let's get peach because she has yellow hair is this just a yellow team yoshi [Music] [Music] what's happening i'm up against the bolts clan i have to fight the bolts clan for the championship no no yo she wouldn't team up with warrior but only out of true desperation you missed the cutscene this is for the control of the galaxy or something whoever wins this soccer gets something it's like very important to life okay here we go [Applause] okay boom mario's dead get to go get to go boom up now what's good about this game is when you k watch this watch what i can wait watch what i can do as wario here look at toad and he's dead and i kicked rosalina into a wall an electric unit that's what's good about this game now here i think this is illegal and soccer to just pick up the ball with your hand oh yo she's dead get that get that okay how do i shoot balls oh no oh no no no [Music] oh i'm dead he's dead he's dead boom get that in get him punch toad kill him no no no no no that's boom boom on goldie isn't this isn't this like illegal oh okay go donkey go go go oh get up turkey is down for permanently okay kill that guy pass the donkey past the donkey boom [Applause] [Music] go for the kill kill kick that goes in that goes in i'd love to see him blackness [Applause] come on come on what the hell he blocked it no oh no yeah that goes in that goes in okay me and why are you boom this goes in this goes in here we go no don't root for the bolts do not root for the bolts that's in now that's what dash in that goes in are you kidding me kick toad in the head thank you this goalie is the greatest goalie of all time never once missed a shot hit him with a banana no she's dead oh he kicked him in the head it's so fine it's like it's like nfl blitz are you gonna kick the toads head off into an electricity bill that goes in that goes in that's in that's in [Applause] golden goal huh what's that what's that oh nice try a nice try oops okay come on no no no get that boom move wario show that guy this is in this is in this is in basin now stop rooting for bolts don't root for bolts no no no don't root for bolts that's it that goes in that yep look at that you can see it's going in come on what oh he's too good this is the highest ranked goalie of all time stop going in there kill him just kill the goalie oh he's dead you should be able to swipe to different goldies i want to have a register oh i hit my own shelf with the shell that's it how do you win how do you win that's it [Music] no no no no kick that out of here get that that's not good that's not good come on boom that's it [Applause] hit kick him no no no no that's illegal you can't have that many players what's happening no no no no block it black yes yes all right it's a draw draw a game see what is here nobody wins yeah what a great mitch what a great mitch [Music] look at this goalie he blocks every single crazy shot [Music] look at this you can't even do that the ai i think the ai bugged [Music] i'm hearing a lot that the ai sometimes bugs in this game and it gives you a um it gives you like a broken the match ended in a draw so get ready for a rematch all right here we go again charms versus the boats uh this is a legendary team the boats i don't think i ever played what was the last time they made one of these is there a wii one i can't remember if i played them let's go okay now this time i'm gonna switch it up last time i did the no goals strap this time i'm gonna do at least one goal here [Music] donkeys open boom oh that dead that was my chance that was my chance no no oh god he's dead kill him that's in kill toad oh [ __ ] he's juking everyone out no no no no oh no who is that [Applause] that's not a mario character that is dumb look at this what is my goalie doing i'm gonna have to trade goalies after this one oh oh [ __ ] get that kid no no no no boom come on oh no punch ticket okay okay okay i get this i get this i died damn it charge your shot better bite better no yeah that goes in that does stun the gold so maybe the trick is you stun them up up get that ball pass it and pass it in pass the wario boom no no no no kill that kill that man kill him man boom okay this is us this is us get it to donkey get us a donkey no oh no he's wide open [Music] [Applause] try a log pass oh what what that was not right hey you can't have that this is total [ __ ] look at this the ref doesn't cause [ __ ] did you see how big the garlic keep what he just had a huge thing of garlic in there the ref doesn't cause [ __ ] this is a glitch this has to be worse oops there there that oh oops boom here we go get that yeah that that's him that's it you mr p that one there we go if that doesn't go in there we go that oh that counts as two oh we're back we're back look at this this is all skill here skill based goal [Music] oh look at that it's beautiful oh beautiful boom go donkey go that's him no no no okay get that get that it's all up to donkey he wins this he wins this whole game right here banana damn yeah come here okay we win this we win this hey don't show that hey look at this look at this beautiful goal pass the wire yo boom he kicks it right in i'm being told the stream is now banned for what wario did we won that's it all right well thanks for playing bolts i always knew they could never win this oh [ __ ] i have to fight the scramblers now that's one of the greatest teams in this game it's just three yoshi's and a bowser they need more characters on this they only have like one little line of characters i'm hearing a lot of hype about the scramblers team apparently scramblers are a very very good team [Applause] i think if i take down bowser first it just started come on look he has a little yoshi egg on his jersey yeah you can see you can see that this is some some type of glitch shape in there i hear just for the scrambler's team and specifically it glitches out sometimes get that get that wow pizza is fast get him boom that's it that's it kill browser yeah go in no don't [Applause] no no eat your garlic oh [ __ ] you pissed him off now now you pissed my main guy off they shouldn't have did that in the long run that was a bad move thank you warnings yeah fresher just whacked it with this little hand [Music] okay no no no get there oh right through his hands yeah eat the big garlic here we go look at this right oh right he tried to swat it away it went right through his hand look at this boom holy [ __ ] that almost went in [Music] [Music] okay i want to see wario's special move let's do him what's what are you gonna do no is he really gonna do this oh my god oh my god it's killing everyone he did his pinball ass blast he just did a khan's move from street oh my god and it went in oh my god he's rich he's rich oh my god mario is really good he killed every player on their team and then he got a goal and then he also got rich all in one play no bowser stopped it oh get that ball get that ball i tried to get a little fancy there do it again you can't stop this move this is the most powerful guy in this game look at this why is that one so crazy nope nope i don't care mario doesn't care eat the garlic he can afford a right now oh goodness [Music] oh see your bowser get that ball get that ball no don't let him go purple mo i don't even want to see bowser's bowser's move has got to be insane get that ball get that punch that man [Applause] [Music] i tried to pass the wario but he's down for like an hour that's game that's game we can't be stopped this is an unstoppable team look at that thank you dubs thank you look at that yo poor yoshi look at this he's done he is permanently out of this sport all right we're going to the where's the semi-final wait why is the scrambler still in the tournament wait we're just what we're just fighting the scramblers again i just beat the scramblers why don't what i just why are they still in the tournament i just beat him a loser's bracket why is there a loser's bracket there's only like four teams all right well scramblers are back this is one of the great rematches i know scramblers are a crowd favorite but i don't know my wario is very powerful on this team they have like custom gear look at that bowser has a little headband [Applause] give me that bowser the big bowser [ __ ] boom goal [Applause] we need to get we need to get it to peach pizza is the good dribbler here all right come on peach no no no don't let bowser don't let bowser get after boom no no no no no no no i missed i missed what's happening who is the ball where are you fire the winds oh kill yeah that's it that's it oh [ __ ] kill him yeah yeah okay okay [Music] [ __ ] yeah oh no no welcome bronco don't let him do his kick no oh no oh my god what was that he blocked it but then it bounced off of his head what was that look at this black and it just bounces off of his head and goes [Laughter] what the hell i didn't know you could do that kill that yoshi oh oh oh that looked like it almost was doing something cool [Music] [Applause] get this banana nope oh no oh no huh where's the ball there it is peach wins this peach wins this she's dead that's him kill him kill that man this is what wario wins these no stupid ass yoshi get out of there oh [ __ ] he's killed he's dead kill him kill him punch him okay this is this is not going good [Music] i don't know if i can come back okay yeah we're gonna have to get a golden goal here they have the power though oh [ __ ] i passed it to the banana no no no boom boom no no no oh [ __ ] kick him okay okay he's got to break away nope get up there get update get that golden mode this is it this is it we got to get the ball to wario he wins these [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] no yes no no donkey kong sacrificed his life for nothing i did such a good block and then boom boom [ __ ] [ __ ] it up look at this donkey kong is a hero oh he just knocks he just bounces it right back to him he throws it in that's [ __ ] up okay maybe i can still bring it back though back up okay and that whole and that ruined my whole thing wait what star power i didn't know you could get there get that get the golden donkey kick it in he brings us back he brings this back this counts for three for some reason going three-pointer hit that in hit that in hit that in go in go in oh [Music] that's [ __ ] up scrambler should have known this whole game is [ __ ] scramblers should have been eliminated from the tournament they're doing steroids they're doing all this [ __ ] they were already they already lost their first match they paid someone to get back in wait a minute oh i still i still have one chance to win okay so now this is for the championship the scramblers listen there's not a lot of teams in this league there's only four teams the scramblers are my main rival this is for the championship whoever wins this wins it all all right i'm thinking on this match i'm going in with a new game plan the game plan here this is what i'm thinking we're just gonna give the ball to wario at every situation give get the ball to warrior [Applause] boom oh [ __ ] [ __ ] okay okay oh you didn't think i could do that boom no no good job donkey good job okay we gotta get this to always no boom juarya wins this [Music] come on donkey oh [ __ ] [Applause] it this is it this is it scrambled-ish your breakfast look at [ __ ] get it in their whole team is their whole team just got murdered [Music] oh there he goes there he goes oh he's doing that he's doing the famous donkey kong dance ah legendary player donkey kong legendary [Music] [Music] get that out of here get daddy oh i'm really good at defense [Music] how did he get that helmet that's not fair they have they have illegal funding illegal funding and steroids and it's pay to win pay-to-win equipment my team is nothing all my team has is the [ __ ] garlic in mario's pants hit that in hit that in hit look at him he's so pissed yeah you should rip that head off look at this [ __ ] off the guy off the shoe boom right off the shoe it just started we just started [Applause] you can't hit it in that fast okay go me and donkey kong boom nope no don't let bowser don't do not let bowser take shots that is bad oh [ __ ] oh that was a big mess oh no i hit my own guy oh [ __ ] come on donkey kong come on donkey kong you get this you get this come on come and get it up [Applause] where's the ball i don't even know where the ball is [Music] knock them over we win this we win this nope oh oh that was almost that was crazy [Music] yeah kill that bowser mario is dead permanently oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's untouchable no no [Applause] no no no no no no no okay we can bring this back we can bring this up we lose we lose scramblish win game over scramblish win [Music] that's that's gonna be it scramblers win okay maybe though maybe we can bring this back mario's powerful come on go yo she go come on you and donkey kong boom that's it get that in what what how he was down he was on the floor what was this [ __ ] he was on the floor and he blocked it what the hell is that no look at this is it gonna show the black that was such a [ __ ] black that won them the whole game oh this is really sad music [Music] oh that's that sickens me yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna have to go one out of five for this game the scramblers they're too overpowered i'll play the next one [Music] you do not even have enough coins to retry you lose so we lost the whole tournament now how do i make my wario more powerful oh that would make a more powerful look at this if i had this we would have won oh this i should have had this oh you can give him armor muscle chest well yeah if i had muscle chest we would have won them yeah the scramblers did have illegal equipment our team had nothing our team came from nothing do training i already did the training i just forgot it all already yeah let's do these i think these are good to learn i'm up against the scramblers and training oh you have to release right at the right when it turns blue oh that stuns them the perfect tackle whatever i'm good at i'm i'm i think i'm fine with the tackle i think that's my strong suit in this game [Music] can i just do like a free practice the perfect combo pass tap b then pressure hold b right at the right moment [Music] [Music] boom all right all right i'm getting better i'm getting better boom boom boom oh it's tricky the timing is really precise [Music] boom okay okay perfect dad oh i know this oh this is really hard to do [ __ ] yoshi stop stop killing mario [Applause] i did that once in the match but then i didn't capitalize on it at all i just got killed okay i think we're good what else is there oh you can cancel your shot that's right okay all right all right i mastered this game let's beat the scramblers been talking a lot of [ __ ] lately we're making some big changes on this team though first wario is staying in donkey kong is staying in yoshi and peach are dropped they didn't bring a lot to the team we're putting in waluigi and toad and we're switching our team color to club oh [ __ ] it's the scramblers again i see them down there i think with this new lineup we're gonna finally win the trophy do not root for the scramblers if i see a single scramblers fan of this tent i will scream i will scream for the rest of this whole stream a piercing dinosaur screen [Applause] went in [Applause] okay now how do i do the funny how do i do the funny pass [ __ ] i already forgot i already forgot every i've i forgot all my training already there we go boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom okay i'm getting good boom boom boom that's it that's it this is the greatest team this is one of the greatest teams to play the scramblers the scramblers days are numbered here we go watch watch what i do here i kill him right off the bed he's done luigi is so loud [Applause] oh no all right do our strategies boom boom oh almost did it again oh that's not good that's not good toad no you ass no no hit puncher punch her punch her oh okay we may this may have been a bad idea to get rid of peach get that out of here get that get that and push that out of there yeah [ __ ] [Applause] boom he's uncontested he's uncontested boom hit it wario no what is waluigi doing oh good job oh [ __ ] okay here we go here we go [Applause] i think i'm onto something you can tell by how funny this is that it's gotta be good [Music] hit that in hit that in banana banana [ __ ] oh i missed oh i missed boom oh wait a minute wait a minute oh [ __ ] he's dead [Applause] oh no that looked like it was gonna be so good evil mode evil mode go waluigi here he goes here he goes what is he gonna do this is worth a thousand points that's a thousand point shot we win we win this look at him go [Music] last season waluigi got 17 assists oh [ __ ] that's not good you see you can't even do that you shouldn't even be able to do that so that's why i'm already suspecting this team for foul play boom [Music] kill luigi [Applause] oh oh how did he do that he's wide open he's wide open get the ball to toad get the ball to toad come on toad come on toad no toad you idiot you're off the team kill shot kill shot what is he gonna do yes you know that's cool now you know that question under the floor shot a perfect hyper strike it's unstoppable luigi is dead watch this watch this what should i do here yeah oh my god it's a total shutdown he's rich he's rich the mon the money has a little m on it wait did does all the money have just a mario m mario logo on it why is mario like the currency isn't he just a plumber shouldn't it be like princess peach money or something you learn a lot about the lore of mario in these spin-off games apparently the money is just an m yeah doesn't even have a number on it i think they're all they're all equal each bill is of equal value m for money that makes sense that simplifies things then when you pay for something you just pay like seven money thank you bandit now the flyers this is one of our old rams i don't think we've ever fought them before i haven't done the perfect past hit thing yet oh that there it is i just took out the whole team go in go in yeah holy [ __ ] mario just killed every man on that team and then hit it in and he's a big guy what are you gonna do give that man four money [Applause] yeah nope nope nope [Music] oh oh i like that this goes up oh i mastered this game i mastered this game look at that wait a minute okay it does say one i think it does say one on there i think i did see a one on the bills thank you spooky it's a w not a m that doesn't make sense that doesn't make any sense at all there it is this is an unstoppable team this is one of the unstoppable teams of mario history mario is depressed he is ashamed of his team okay i'm passing the toad here [Music] pass it over pass it over pass it over boom good pass good pass boom hit it over boom pass over to that guy boom boom here we go [Music] pass it in pass it in pass back pass the donkey pass back pass over that's here pass i'm open pass it off pass it over oh oh my god toad is crazy tony's killing yeah oh give me that bomb give me that oh i mastered this game i mastered this game oh what the [ __ ] i can't be stopped [Applause] [ __ ] oh my god really easy to play defense but for the three seconds that the computer has the ball they'll just go in and get a goal he sacrificed himself oh oh [ __ ] no oh no that almost went in get them oh no oh no get that ball come on donkey took a little too long he goes stoked here he goes boom whoa didn't even go in it bounced out he did it he did it there he goes he's leaving he's leaving the stadium look at this beautiful goal wow it doesn't even go in beautiful let's get one more goal just to be funny just for the funniness of it all let's get one more all right this is an unstoppable team i would love to see the scramblers look at this i would love to see the scramblers be the man like this scramblers are done scramblers are done look at that beautiful this is a beautiful team the teamwork the synergy between these players has never been seen before in the sport only in hockey has this level of uh teamwork been seen scramblers didn't even make it scramblers got eliminated in the look scramblers got eliminated from the losers bracket holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] the scrambler the scrambler franchise has fallen on hard times [Music] i see a lot of scrambler fans leaving see them leaving the chat they didn't even win in the losers bracket that's that is truly pathetic dang spending loaf said now scram oh my goodness when a scrambler fan read that they cried that they cried 10 tears look they have helmets [ __ ] we're up against the money team again they have helmets i should have sprung for the helmets mario is very cheap though he likes to spend all the money on garlic pass it in pass it in pass it in boom that should have went in oh [ __ ] punch him okay me and you are you me and you steal that ball towed towed towed with the money [ __ ] okay here we go that's not good that's not good dad that's bad that's bad look at his armor look at this little he's got little spikes on his shoes [Music] no don't cheer for wings don't do not cheer for wings this is an unproven team they don't have a lot of fans my team which has no name as far as i understand oh my team is called kingdoms for some reason do we have any kingdoms fans out there oh [ __ ] donkey kong missed and he's dead and okay that's gonna go in for three points and okay and we're looking at another loss here we're looking at another scrambling level loss and that's going that's definitely going in toad is dead oh and okay i didn't even get a chance to block it somebody says they heart kingdoms i knew there was fans come on donkey come on there you go [ __ ] [ __ ] luigi oh no this computer is going crazy get that this is wario this is him he wins this he wins this he brings this back the pinball here it is here it is that goes in that goes in that goes in no no how did they do that oh no why did it go in the mine what the [ __ ] [ __ ] the [ __ ] is it i did everything right look at this oh my god we can bring this back maybe probably not oh god damn it punched it killed it wario you've lost your touch okay okay oh [ __ ] oh no oh no there you go there you go donkey kong you have not been a wings fan since murphy nobody even know who this team was until one second ago [Music] we can still bring this back if i play this if my skill goes up exponentially stop lobbing it into them oh no oh no oh no oh no oh i think i'm gonna switch from being a kingdoms fan to being a wings [Music] can i play as the wings team instead [Applause] [Music] this is a sad match this is one of the saddest matches we didn't even get a single point shut up [ __ ] you luigi where'd he get that armor we're still in this though we still have one more shot [Music] because we were in the winner's bracket remember this is a winning team this is a team that is famous for their wins [Music] all right quick somebody type in um type in google mario shocker cheats babe babe google dish mario soccer cheats is their big head mode maybe like star wars it's cause they got all this gear mario spends all the money on crack [Music] boom he's a blocking machine oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's done he's done he had a good run but he is done [Applause] no no stop that stop that stepped it off boom boom donkey kong big kill by donkey kong big big kill [ __ ] that was almost bad that was almost really bad no no [Applause] oh [ __ ] no no no no no no no no [Music] that doesn't look good okay made a tornado maybe okay donkey kong has been sucked into the tornado boom boom's dead all right i'm starting to hate luigi from this game [Music] how do you think wings cheats i do think that is true [Applause] boom boom is immune to items he's invincible how how in the world this cannot be this cannot be this cannot be [Music] look at this look at how far that shot is from boom boom what do you how do you not block that sometimes i wonder maybe we can trade boom boom for a better goal maybe like a piranha plant or something [Music] [ __ ] kill them kill them all pass the warrior oh [ __ ] that's it that's it oh okay okay [Applause] we we're still in this we're still in this don't count us out yet [Applause] yes yes oh wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute donkey [ __ ] come on come on [ __ ] that was really good this is wario this is wario's time boom boom come back this is the comeback this is the comeback this is him this is him this goes in that goes in come on come on come on no oh [ __ ] oh no oh no oh i hate luigi oh i hate him so much maybe uh oh he died to a banana [Applause] the wings dominate kingdoms okay luigi is the main villain of this game that is [ __ ] up after all our training after all we went through this total horseshit and they have all these different types of helmets wait a minute i can spend 100 coins to get a rematch wait a minute i could spend all my money to get a rematch or i could go and buy one helmet i gotta risk it all sometimes you gotta risk it all to win it all sometimes you gotta put it all on the land [Applause] [ __ ] okay this is off to a bad start should have bought the helmet [Music] we just gotta keep luigi on lockdown [Music] yeah oh no go donkey go boom boom boom boom stop stop let me win how does he block everything what is peach doing what the [ __ ] stop stop [Applause] come on donkey come on i spent 100 coins on this do you realize how long it takes to get 100 coins in this game donkey kong hit that in you shackle [ __ ] come on come on you baboon you are an ass you are an ass hit that in he blocks it okay he's already uh go donkey kong blocked did you guess donkey kong blocked it for their team he did a self black oh [ __ ] that skull let's go oh that was terrible i'm not good at doing the perfect pass when it's just a ground piss [Applause] it's a lot easier to do when you do like the airplanes wait a minute now wait a minute oh [ __ ] come on toad no no no no get that get that come on waluigi come on donkey kong donkey kong this is it this is it this is it this is it this is it [Music] [Music] oh my god [Applause] that's the donkey dance he's famous for this he does it in all the games all right we're bringing this back we're bringing this back wait a minute wait a minute [Music] that's him that's in [ __ ] oh that should have went in that should have went in oh [ __ ] he's just got these oh [ __ ] okay okay get that this is all toad this is all toad he wins this he wins this for us under the guy it's in we win we win look at him look at how sad he is yo faster i hate luigi from this game forever now no that's a black that's a black luigi boom that goes in you know what let's embarrass this team let's embarrass this oh my god oh my god that's the game that's the game this is one of the greatest teams to play [Music] i knew toad was good i knew i should have brought toad in we win kingdom has done it we win the cup we win we win the championship right yeah we win oh open the portal to the trophy dimension yeah 400 coins oh my god we can get four helmets we actually won a trophy all right now i could i could evenly distribute the gear but i think it's funnier to give it all to warn you destro tackle speed that's the run speed shooting that's the power of the shot technique this attribute they're all so simple and then this technique this attribute determines a character's shot accuracy and curve and it affects how well the character dribbles the ball it also affects the meter for the hyper strike and the timing of perfect moves making boats easier to execute if the attribute is high so how does this work you go up you go up two but you lose two i think for wario we're just gonna go pure strength build we're gonna give him the muscle helmet we're gonna give him the muscle gauntlet we're gonna give him a dish i want it so that when wario hits the ball yeah baby there we go this is how he should be when wario kicks that ball it will kill every other player on the team if this is going right oh yeah that shooting stat okay well with this with with this mario when he tackles somebody it'll tackle all four guys instead keep waluigi in there keep donkey kong i think this is a dream team i have this is all the best players from mario history [Music] what levels are there oh let's go to donkey kong's room okay we got some new teams here we got the bolts the spikes and the pipes i'm not seeing the scramblers i think they've uh i think they've left the sport permanently [Applause] huh i'm not kingdoms why are my charms where do i get to pick my team's name did it change my team's name to charms yeah it did all right whatever holy [ __ ] why are your kills why are your kills now look at him look at him mario is killing oh the colored picture named [Applause] boom kill kill every player warrior boom who are you gonna pass it to that guy he's out are you passing it to toad oh this guy oh this guy's got the ball oh this guy's got the ball no no that's it this is an unstoppable team this is a beat em up game yeah i would agree with that all right this game is over that's the goal i'll be right back i'm gonna get some water let's go oh baby crap guys i pause it i can't let the charms loose hey why did leah carson uh boats i did everything i could for you both leah said no and that's it that's your career that one decision made made or break they broke their whole career [Music] kick no kick that okay now watch this this is a goal this is a long range goal this is a big big big long range goal this one kick him kick him yes oh that's messed up [Music] a big long range goal man [Applause] and that should go okay here goes toad here goes toad and that's him [ __ ] he's killing everyone he's killing everyone oh god they're passing all over okay that was nice that was nice i gotta admit [Applause] it's nice but it's not gonna save and this is a long range bull here [Music] and here we go with the long range goal all right there it is my wario is so powerful he just kills every gay [Applause] oh that should have went in boom kill that guy pass it pass it oh you're pissing the decker stop stop stop that they're stealing my strategy oh that's just complete damnation and that's why i've been a charms fan since day one this is a great team this is great players on this team i think they'll win the cup the bolts it's a sham of an organization really is one of the worst teams that you see the pipes i'm not afraid of this team this team is nothing to me [Applause] oh okay mario's back in his element i'm killing every player nope he said they did that here goes wario here he goes oh my god whoa whoa pass it in pass it in i'm passing that guy stop doing that okay now donkey this is all you that's him that goes this match is over do you think wario can tackle the holy [ __ ] it went right through it went right through him he's doing the dance when donkey kong does his famous dance everybody in the whole audience starts dancing with them he's famous for that nope guy and go oh my god this is an unstoppable team this is an unstoppable team [Music] and it's all above board this is all uh the official rules it's time for a pinball oops i did that oh yeah shouldn't that have been offsides no no there's no offsides i think they got rid of offsides in 2019 i think they decided that rule was outdated it seems like they like passing it between the players so if i just tackle every player on their team like that this puts me in very good position that's him where's the follow-up where's the follow-up [Music] oh my god that was pretty cool that was pretty slick [Applause] boom oh that could have went in that could have went in [Applause] all right check this out pinball time he's dead holy [ __ ] banana dashing huh i can't believe there was people out here actually thinking pipes would win this hype fans have really deluded themselves in these past two years the pipe fans have deluded himself to a state where i can no longer recognize them and all of a sudden there's no scrambler fans you used to see so many fans of the scrambler team now now you see no one you see no no one on the streets i don't even have don't think i've ever seen a scrambler's jersey even in stores wow [Music] pass it up to donkey donkey kong hates this team this this is a personal thing for donkey i think we know who wins this one is toad dressed up like a little penguin he looks like a penguin [Music] oh [ __ ] huh whoa huh what happened oh [ __ ] oh no wait go go go go oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no come on boom boom boom yes yes good job [Music] [ __ ] okay this team is actually good boom boom idiot [Applause] what is that what is that i want a flag on the give him the purple flag boom this is all waluigi here that's a goal that's a goal i don't care what anybody says this goes in this is in and this goes in and this is a hundred percent guaranteed and that is a guaranteed that is a guaranteed goal go in there get in there and go in thank you [Music] [ __ ] pass it pass it to somebody i'll kill him oops that was really good okay here we go this is a big play here this is a big play for them that's it stop him stop that man oh no oh no oh no he can't be stopped he can't be stopped [Music] pass it who are you going to pass it to who are you going to pass it to that guy that guy's not even in this game get that out of here get that out of here okay okay [ __ ] this is gonna be a close one dead that's one of the greatest players of this game oh it really does shape wire you know it is it really is wario money so the whole currency of this of mario's world is wario money actually maybe it changed maybe it was m before but now that he's doing so good maybe it changed [Music] turn the w upside down oh yeah now that i turned it upside down yeah actually it is [Music] they have no chance they have no chance we're going we're going six to one this goes in i would love to see them black [Applause] what can i say what can i say another championship charms a famous team previously known as the kingdoms team look at this beautiful goal beautiful goal mario made some bad investments in theme parks right before coving and the mario economy collapsed oh okay was this added in the manual [Music] 400 coins 400 coins i don't think we can be staffed all right i'm gonna do a controversial move here look at this toad [Laughter] this is an evil alien toad hmm what kind of toads can we have here yeah toad toad is not being funny enough for my money oh rosalina robo robolina all right i wish they would have gave them all like different unique stuff i guess it is unique per guy but it's like in the same theme you know i like this turbo bowser though what if we get a turbo bounce around this team i'm thinking wait a minute show me show me turbo donkey kong whoa okay this is what we do here this is what we do oh future kong oh my god what is this oh my god he has wings turbo kong this is an unstoppable team all right one more cup we'll do one more cup we'll get the turbo cup in honor of the new turbo donkey kong he's the fastest player and we're gonna swap it up we're actually gonna bring in bowser and just to be funny let's bring in rosen okay so this is where you choose the name of the team so kingdoms why is kingdoms written in a different font there's kingdoms charms warriors comets the magicians and the rockets [Music] what are we thinking here [Music] i know there was a big i know there was a lot of uh there was a big following for kingdoms [Music] wow a lot of people like magicians i'll let dia pick it's it's gonna come down the lead on this one leah picks magicians all the flyers [Applause] now what's controversial about the flyers team is that none of them can fly [Applause] look at how fast donkey kong is look at him go he's turbo this is such a big team just size wise this is one of the biggest teams [Music] boom boom boom [Applause] oh [ __ ] rosalina bounced wild out of the way [Music] nope and pinball that's him i don't care who you are uh [Applause] i want to see what happened at the end there donkey kong goes in oh donkey kong got killed donkey kong look at look at how fast he is [Music] you can't even see him he's almost faster than sonic i can't even see who i'm playing is like where did where'd the ball go i don't even see them [Applause] [Applause] pass it to someone donkey kong is so fast that's him that's him that's him that goes in [Applause] that's him that's him that's it [Applause] big kill big oh i missed that's a big miss accident that's him that goes in double kill double kill [Applause] pass the donkey [Applause] wario is on a killing spree right now boom boom [Applause] shouldn't have passed to that guy he's dead wario hits it in [Applause] get that get that [Applause] [Music] no bowser no look what you've done look what you've been allowed to happen oh no he blacks this he blacks this he blacks there [Applause] all right uh this could be a first uh round elimination never lost this fast before i didn't think you could actually lose this fast i thought the first match was kind of like a freebie win golden goal oh come on come on get into donkey get it to donkey yes yes [Music] that was a close one oh look at him go look at him go [Music] the magician sees a dramatic victory with a golden goal that was a good match a lot of people doubted the magicians but i guess at the end they pulled it out of their head [Music] dark knight how can you doubt how can you doubt yes i am the number one made player in guilty gear that is true if you check the leaderboards you can see that i'm number one it's measured in most dolphins connected that's how that's how they determine the best player [Applause] are ready are ready already we headed in oh baby wyo doesn't even care anymore back in the old days wario used to make a dramatic he used to wait for ghouls now he just gets him right off the bat look at this goal already another girl boom boom oh my god oh my god oh my god he's doing the dance but he's doing the dance even faster now because he has turbo gear this match is already over [Music] [ __ ] kind of fell on his face all right all right oh big kick in the balls kicked yoshi right in the balls i want to see rosalina's special move where is she at let's see this one no the red shell yes wow i was right about to hit her she just headed to another planet he's frozen she killed him with the ice cube hit oh look at him go look at him get oh he's done he's still frozen she's like a ghost look at her look how weird she is she's like flying around do you guys know rosalina's backstory in mario galaxy they tell you her backstory she used to be a nfl player [Applause] boom this team this team is nothing this team is nothing she was once a scrambler she used to play for the scrambler team before they went defunct you know what let's get an ice cube go just for old time sake what's the story behind daisy not returning uh she was supposed to be drafted she was supposed to be drafted in the first round but nobody took her yes yes if i play pyre yeah i did play that one the guys who made hades that was so funny [Music] oh [Music] cash it in the donkey eight to zero this is just this is this is one of the saddest ones oh my god that could have went in that could that was my own show it's still gone this this is just now that i have gear i feel like i i feel like what this is what it felt like to be scramblers [Applause] i feel like i'm the new screenwriter [Applause] [Applause] bye right yeah pressure decker yeah watch out for a big big banana big big [ __ ] boom and that [ __ ] and that's in and go eight to zero have you ever seen such a brutal victory ah the cyclones who's gonna win cyclones at the trash man oh the trashman one [Music] all right trash can team here we go oh that's the pipes i've been no there is no pipe pipe there is no pipe height this will be i'm going to say this will be 12-0 i'm going to say 12-0 here [Applause] donkey kong kill i wouldn't pass it to that [Applause] oh no oh wait wait wait okay okay oh no oh no boom look at this boom waxer hits it in with his hand he just slapped it in with his hand double kill let's go [Applause] boom boom boom this one's over 12-0 that's a 12-0 [Music] no way does he stop there no way does he stop there he's down oh my god he's being burned he's being burned alive oh but he's okay he's okay he's just very mad all right pastor bowser that's him damn dashing boom that's the man that's in kick it in that's him passing them that [ __ ] hit that guy that's him hit him with the bomb that [ __ ] that [ __ ] that's in for them oh [ __ ] they have turbo mario that's donkey kong's rival oh yeah big big hit this goes in oh my god it didn't even stop for a second let's just switch strike through this is a 12-0 they're actually gonna lose their one point here somehow [Applause] [Applause] that's it that goes in [Music] i miss why else did that goes in oh [Music] oh that could have been good boom what did that [ __ ] wear that [ __ ] this is a 12-0 he's doing the things right through there [Applause] get it together he's going fast what was that how did i do it that was very advanced what i just did so i do this then i say this tackle goal this is a very advanced technique known as a tackle goal because his tackle stats are so good it's actually better to tackle the ball as warrior no no don't worry about that don't worry about that for that for that i do this we're going 12-0 here [Music] drop that ball drop that ball drop that ball just a pinball girl look at this it [ __ ] hit him it bounced off the back of his head and went in there's so many goofy little things in this game total domination complete domination this is taking me back to the scramblers 1997 scramblers world uh world championship it's been such a long time since we've seen a team this good oh that classic the classic slapper goal are they gonna show my tackle goal that was a good one [Music] it is tackle girl all right that's gonna be it for me tonight i'm going to sleep finally donkey kong has achieved this dream don't eat it donkey kong [Music] okay good night everybody bye

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Length: 135min 52sec (8152 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 13 2022