Dunkey Streams Family Guy Video Game

[Music] a race wolf a idol cartoon what's going on i'm here with the fame the famous game family guy this is such a big game people have been waiting for me to play this one it's just a family gay video game and twitch that says family guy video game exclamation mark so this is a very exciting game i think this is going to be good yes this is family guy video game all right this actually started can you play as louise tv and nothing says must see tv like a five-day non-stop mr belvedere marathon gotta say i never really cared for that show without a weird vibe i think this is the one where mr belvedere sits on his own nets and there's the weird vibe this is a day to remember my mind control device is complete as soon as i broadcast my commands over the fat man satellite dish i shall be the most powerful dictator since dick cheney why the devil are you dressed like that i'm not criticizing i just hey we gotta see the graphics and peter what the hell is going on out there bertram did your mother stop cleaning their carpets long enough to let you out of the house that was a jab of their sexuality i'm here for one thing and one thing only stuart your satellite dish oh my god oh marvelous i see you stopped touching yourself long enough to learn how to play this thing well let's get on with it i'm about there i turned it up soon i must find enough power-ups to charge my ray gun and then bertram as first lady of the american stage do you see that it means you can activate this object by pushing the button dumbass all right so i'm stewie double loudness how about that second okay so stewie you have a double jump you got the balloon you have this my boyfriend prince william got me this beautiful watch i'm not a boy oh god this is so embarrassing do you hear yourself talk i might kill you tonight oh my god stewie just shut up leave me alone all right i must find enough power-ups to charge my ray gun and ben bertram as first lady of the american stage helen hayes once said i'm going to i love you don't cure my hero stewie guess what word i'm thinking of right now and it's not kitty i really wouldn't know go on stuck are we appreciate it chris has a bunch of skulls in his bed oh there's the evil monkey in his closet where'd it go oh my god there it is all right this is pretty cool so far can you go in the closet no oh here's a little secret for me to find here we go doesn't have the same jokes as gecks they have different jokes in this one it's about time for family guy just wait till doggie brings out the martini then the real game begins man what the [ __ ] all right stewie's got a little bunny drawing up here he's got diapers what is this like a milk carton of diapers he has a thing that just says baby what is this for what is this baby container what's in there uh do i not have always got a little turtle i have everything don't they shoot the monkey baby hey family guy is hard this game is hard i need three more things i'm missing three collectibles i think what is horrible oh here we go no so far this is a little slower than family guy there's not as much walking in the in the real family guy i feel like i think i can jump over this room into the bathroom if i go up on this lamp i think i can get on this lamp you just have been beach envy no i'm not being bitchimbi this game is like when uh this is like the time that i was playing uh the funny game gecks with peter dinklage what am i doing what what is this stuff this is the whole game this is it i beat it you just get 17 orbs and they forgot to put in the other three they wait maybe believe this is happening to me maybe they're in the toilet open the cabinet in stewie's room this one yeah i thought you would be able to open this one i don't think you can oh what the [ __ ] raygun just needs one more part let's check it out very different step in it doesn't even tell you that you can open it i hid it but i hit triangle like a hundred times and it didn't open all right so maybe i can just open every container then oh oh and here we go i hear peter gay 24 hours a week it's brian brian's sleeping this is true to the family guy soundtrack i'll need to get that door unlocked perhaps i shall use this mind control ray to force lewis to do it oh no very nice oh i got a little helmet now honey i'm doing the dishes damn it appears the microwave is disrupting my mind control i shall need to use an indirect method perhaps something involving the dog you need brian this game is really cool so far no this was not made in dreams this is not made in dreams thank you hype thank you everybody that subscribed so far i've just been too sucked into this family game to look at the chat it's getting to be a really good story mind control device is intended for humans not canines i prefer no no my mind control device is intended for humans not canines no no no my mind control device is intended for humans not canines no no no my mind control device is intended for humans not canines no no no my mind control device is intended for humans not eyes no no no a mind control device is intended for humans not canines all right i'm starting the moon i'm starting to land i feel like the mind control device is not actually intended for brian no no no my mind control device is intended for humans not canines what if i take lois and i take her to brian does that do something what's that smell oh no oh turn on the mr vacuum come to visit oh brian's scared i really don't the farming guy house it's not cool wait he didn't it didn't do anything what's in this closet how do i stop doing i'm really starting to take advantage of this whole situation can she open this well it's too hot to cook anyway i must find a way to reach the roof in order to confront bertram and then perhaps work on a sweet task do you guys like this game so far oh who is this oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i'll kill these people i know you're new at this but how about targeting our enemies with the lock-on feature it's there for a reason all right boom boom okay so that can i okay you can't shoot oh okay you can't blow this up that's pretty cool oh here we go i'm pretty good at this thing this is getting crazy i am like dr eagle but much more evil i want more money because i am evil but i am english like austin powell thank you stewie it's so great to have stewie in the chat it's just kind of like uh how's that helicopter this is like uh enter the gun that's not what i meant by a bush one of my sky hooks good thing my bribes at city hall paid off this is some of the worst don't forget to put in these books why because some infant gave me 100 bucks ah it's one of those cutaways like you see on television however this is a video game so they are interactive succeed and i'll get more power-ups for my ray gun they really did the cutaway failure failure i lost the cutaway imagine if a family guy they lost a cutaway in the show wait what happens now i've lost a cutaway do i lose the whole video game oh no i guess not okay it's just a bonus i guess this is a really good game that's quite a gap you get the bad circle circle circle there we go the bad ending is that they make more seasons how dare you defy me not so fast bertram i'd rather the dish be destroyed than have it fall into your if that's hands or some kind of squirrel i'm gonna get my shotgun i tricked you into destroying your own satellite dish now ah it is the famous family guy from final few plan for world domination oh family guy's my god brian call an ambulance i'll go get my purse family guy died looks like an iraqi trailer park bertram's obviously been planning this attack for some time but what's his master plan i must find out therefore i have no choice but to shrink myself down and infiltrate his lair within the fat man's testicles you know i have to come out to this hospital so often they should name it after me oh death is here i better get to the fat man before he does you guys like this game is this good or bad hello it's freaking marty in here hey keep out of there thinking of suicide let us help one of them's not dead we have a cold brown baby with a raygun i like this game this is not a donkey kong game am i winning i have to kill the nurse or something how do i kill the nurse oh my goodness all right okay yeah oh what the [ __ ] how'd this guy get through oh all right now we're good [Music] i win i win all right is it over i gotta shoot these guys oh my duodenum if i destroy that red junction box these laser walls will disappear oh this is a counter my rhaegar blasts ricochet off these walls geometry i gotta bounce it just right to hit the thing this is hard can i just go through the laser nope that kills you lasers these walls how do you hit this freaking thing oh there you go oh my pinky i shot him in the pinky enemy sided all right i'm getting this this is getting really crazy okay i have to bounce it off for this wow oh there we go here we go he's [ __ ] insane oh man look at him squirm ah this hurts no this is not ps5 i got a schedule to keep that [ __ ] oh you got me this is the big one seriously come on this is fun uh hello i'm like death yeah lots of luck kid i'm dead what's next a wedgie you shoot like a girl oh you got me this is the big one but seriously come on you can't kill death [ __ ] i think i should instant death if i fall on the if i just jump in the water for one second oh my god that was close water and electricity a wonderful combination when thinking about lewis but now it may impede my progress this is fun this mission is like when brian from family game got stuck in the blender no oh oh what you don't even take damage how come i died instantly to the laser but this i don't even take damage i think i can just bounce across oh oh okay now you take damage not that much stuff i could just fall in like a hundred times while normally i would be overjoyed at causing as much destruction i have more pressing matters brian is not dead brian is still alive he just got spooked out of the house by the vacuum cleaner what is the deal with this man why is he doing this why did that do so much damage to the nurse's shower please slide cooper and lego star wars this is kind of like [Music] oh man look at him squirm i don't want to compare it to sai cooper water and electricity a wonderful combination i'm thinking about lewis but here and now it may include my progress can i just skip these i don't like this what is with this guy with this thing what a weird thing this aoe laser blast get out of here it does so much damage that's so hard somebody said this is their favorite game just their favorite game period family guy the video game all right i'm here [Music] i'm not hating i'm not hating this is a good game this is a really good game [Laughter] you know whenever it's convenient look chris is here chris is stuck chris i'll save you wow this is just like bible care oh it's dark oh can you guys see this can you guys read the test chat let's see if you guys can win the test what does the top line say security there is a man in a red and yellow floral shirt stuck in the nursery where there's the tap shitty to the nurse's shower please some people are getting it wrong some people are getting the top line wrong all right well you need you really need glasses if you can't see the eye last at all in this model the aperture is all the way at the top cursed koreans and their slip sharp ergonomics you are wearing glasses and you still can't read it why does that kill you stewie is so weak do i have to play a stewie this whole game i want to play as a stronger character like family gay where does a baby get a ray gun if i was family guy he would have walked right into that laser not at all in this model the aperture is all the way at the top because the koreans and their slip sharp ergonomics you can also play as brian okay that's good now what do you do oh i see i see this is what i'm talking about me on the big screen oh yeah baby i'm looking good what's that all right what the [ __ ] is this okay can i get this oh whoa whoa oh sh oh all right oh okay you're a good pimple dog this family guy have the soundtrack can i just ride this there we go boom here we go here we go oh here i go here i go no fault damage all right what do i win go after this the [ __ ] is this they're all giving birth huh how do i lure out that shrew perhaps i should find a way to use the kregers quagmire was in there the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what is this game there's a lot of stuff in there [Music] you're not licensed for that [Music] huh all right i think i got all this stuff i had a craving for the doctor said there might be explosive complications i wonder what that means okay okay let's make some barricades whatever it is we've got to stop it i have no idea what anything is in this i don't remember family guy being like this that's just quagmire thing specialist in women and other diseases [Music] stop bringing them back are you getting any oxygen it's for everyone do you like this game this laser grid is more complex i must direct my raygun blaster not this again oh [ __ ] a laser kills you his laser grip is more complex i must correct my radon glass more accurately how is this game so hd well they actually use the same they used the same cartoon from the real show that's how they got us so good on this wow my pinky all right how do i how do i there we go this is not a drill ah right in the scapula i went now in oh that was a tricky jump right there [ __ ] [Music] oh look at that look at that look at that i'm good at family guy look at that look at that oh i'm good at family guy the mri machine hmm it's in use i shall have to find the power switch what is quagmire blast could destroy the equipment i must use mind control why is quagmire sniffing this lady [Music] and this little piggy went back to my place for a roofie collatera all right it's that pervert from next door what is he doing here i'm quagmire hey nurse can you examine this lump oh god i'd rather die are you the head nurse oh pervert cooties hey wanna play doctor stay away from me all right quagmire wait a second huh what i'm winning i get it shut the [ __ ] up how do you get up here jump from this that didn't seem like that should have worked but okay that's brian up to hidden pornographic scene viewable by pressing up up down down left huh horny gamers believe anything sea breeze hey well you smell inseminated i can't believe you're pregnant again god didn't you learn anything the last time would you like some water a treat towel to bleed on i knew it arrest this dog he violated my restraining order and impregnated sea breeze what no i didn't he's lying and he's not caucasian oh no i'm not the father joe unless you can prove that i want to feel you inside of me who's the wise guy that put this speed bump here it's not funny horowitz i'm looking at you yeah oh yeah laugh it up guys this is in poor chase okay rule one for fugitives don't let anyone see you all right what was the code for the pornographic sequence up up hey i just want to see if it's real up up down down left it's fake okay so brian has this move oh and he can sneak this is like slay cooper shadows like martinis are your friends [Music] through the room with the orcs up past the secret underground lab yo guards there's a dog over here why is he why is he telling on me he's [ __ ] digging out of this he's digging out of the prison why is this man telling on me they're just gonna come in find this [ __ ] big hole he's digging okay rule one for fugitives don't let anyone see you shadows like martinis are your friends [Music] all right what's the deal what's the deal with this guy he pops up all right now it goes down that's my chance looks like meg's room only more hopeful you know what i enjoy hiding things up my bum is this guy gonna tell on me too all prisoners are snitches [Music] ew what is that smell it's like a fart from one of cleveland's shoes i just want to see if this goes all right okay rule one for fugitives don't let anyone see you shadows like martinis are your friends let's see right at the steam pipe why do they all tell on you just how to snitch ass what is that smell it's like a fart from one of cleveland's shoes ah i feel like i'm giving birth to him what the [ __ ] is this now that's the second most disturbing thing i've ever seen hi i'm brian and this is the first of my interactive non-sequiturs successfully and i'll turn invisible for a short period of time thanks for listening wait what just happened i was in jail is that a cutaway joke was that a cutaway gig all right i'm back in jail brian is now a ghost why is he a ghost stop running you [Music] are these guys kind of tell on me wow i wish i knew what lies ahead why do we let's go to each other peek-a-boo i see you who gives a [ __ ] why is there two of the second most disturbing thing no brian no hi i'm brian no i already did this interactive i already did this invisible for a short period of time thanks for listening all right here i go wow i wish i knew what lies ahead move the right angle peekaboo i see you that guy saw me that's the second most disturbing thing i've ever seen hi i'm brian and this is the first of my interactive non-sequiturs this is the third of your interactive time thanks for listening i hit it i was hitting it so fast it didn't work all right i can do this i knew what lies ahead the right analog stick is not working but maybe i can win anyway why do we do these things to each other all right all right i'm running [Music] turn around go brian this again get out of here with this do you want the prell or don't you babe this is a stealth mission i don't know why this is the only guy in here and there's 10 of them oh what's this after this peekaboo i see you the [ __ ] okay let's go grab a snack peekaboo get the [ __ ] out of here you ass why are you in there it's so hard to tell where they can see that okay does this do anything so the socioeconomic structure of the streets is what is responsible for our situation [Music] okay here i go here i got you you're it i don't want to do this i don't want to do this level anymore after this let's go grab a snack i don't understand the sight lines on these characters so the socioeconomic structure of the streets is what is responsible for our situation okay here i go here we go no no it's all the map peek-a-boo you can't [ __ ] see me i'm i'm through a wall how does this work how does this game work he saw me through a big ass wall what was it what was it i was in the shadows the stealth in this game is like the stealth and [Music] what's the shittiest game i got you you're it i haven't seen stealth this bad since uh death stranding alright so the socioeconomic structure of the streets is what is responsible for our situation okay i can hide here and maybe he won't see me through the wall this time no no it's all a matter of our genetic makeup nature over nurture boom there we go if i'm gonna find out who the real father of sea breezes puppies is i need some clues is the [ __ ] suicided guy gonna snitch on me i guarantee he is looks like brooks i see you [Laughter] i'm gonna find out who the real father of sea breezes puppets is i need some clues yikes that's why the prisoner canteen shouldn't have a craft section this is part of the police file on sea breeze jackpot the bear how do you get past the bear damn it lana better hurry up with the fail money wait he's playing harmonica that guy's compass just doesn't point north you [Music] know that guard might be a problem maybe i can find something to distract him he activate objects to distract him push the desk brand just switch this one over to the women's shower that ought to keep them busy [Music] looks like brooks was here i see you no you don't to tell you my name i'll need some furniture that's why the prison i see you you're my name looks like brooks was here whoa some of these guys really are animals this is part of the police file on sea breeze jackpot all right i figured out how to get good at this ass with a magnifying glass and a map that guard might be a problem maybe i can find something to distract him okay so what do i do i switch this one over to the women's shower that ought to keep them busy do this and then i go under the desk all right oh yeah baby thank you leto candy geforce hamster video game we played g-force me and they played g-force i bet if i hit under this desk they couldn't see me at all oh this guy's gonna give me he's coming to get me oh he's gonna get me oh this is so [ __ ] slow cabinet is that filed in again is this really what you do attention all officers please remember to warm your hands before frisking perps thank you hey i'm not going under the desk whose rules should i play by heck i'll just play by my own rules thank you racket [ __ ] he didn't he didn't fully see me it's like metal gear where'd he go huh danny gloverdude is that something somebody stealing my water they're crafty i'll tell you it happens when you least expect it [Music] remember what is that filed in again am i winning or losing how do i win i just want to win don't move dirtbag what the [ __ ] what saw me what why did they take this stealth so far oh maximum occupancy i wish this was not still going under this desk they couldn't see me at all the [ __ ] i just wouldn't oh why did that work what the [ __ ] all right another clue nice which cabinet is that filed in again all right how do i get out i gotta wait till this guy's looking down somebody's stealing my water they're crafty i'll tell you it happens when you least expect it okay is batman looking at me you gotta wait till adam west is there boom boom i did it i did it whose rules should i play by got it best game or best game now my ray gun does more damage soon bird from your ovens shall come well i will say this game is better than i thought it would be they're really getting they gave a good storyline hey son give me some help over here liposuction machines are leaking fat all over the place and i'm trapped in it i need three machine parts to fix it get them for me and i'll be able to open the door for you [Laughter] whoa i can't stand this is cool attention all nurses i don't mean to come between you or do quagmire so funny saying that you can't say that quite man oh well huh all right i hope those are i hope the collectibles are not that important because i'm i really don't want to get those oh to be the lindbergh baby right about now yeah this party actually is the best part so far i'm so glad to see the nurses have found something constructed to do with this mess i'm going off the ramp boom here we has louis go cooking again oh that's right i went there i did it shawty workmanship i find better form pieces in my diaper stew you went there the fat has reached the nipple line okay now this is bad now that you can lose now it's booed forecast for tomorrow a few sprinkles of cheese with a chance of doom oh wait okay you don't take that much damage this place is lucky i'm saving my vengeance for bertram okay all right all right okay all right all right more antiquated material hey i almost hit about every single mine but uh still did pretty good award-winning gameplay donkey oh do they want you to like jump through for a bonus heck mario odyssey look if you actually jump in you actually win oh this is interesting why did they try so hard they tried so hard back in the day just on these stupid ass games this was like harder than they try like unreal games today that people like i'm good at this part oh look at that look at how i going i'm right up beyond that thank you kitten giggles why would i rate this out of 10 probably i'll give it a 10 10 out of 10. holy crap i'm about to drown in here get that last part quicker i'll be surrounded in more fat than against one of them daytime talk show what's the point of this route it doesn't bring you nowhere huh can i just yeah i'll just do this how did i die how did i die that's that's not i don't die that's not die i just jumped over i just jumped over the thing there's a timer holy crap i'm about to drown in i'll here surrounded in more fat than the guests on one of them daytime talk show oh i see the timer oh you can shoot the door should be open now all right hey brad how long before you think you end up in here oh a long time unless i run into a baby with a ray gun but what are the odds of that i wish i studied shakespeare now so i'd have something to quote before dying who's this guy who's in here oh what if it closes oh oh okay you're supposed to do that dr smith never mind go away stewie i'm hanging you will see me again stewie griffin because i got a few to pick up in the icu i know crown is dead i want to see what's on here what's scarier when you open a morgan resident evil or this why are you guys what were you guys more afraid of this yeah this is pretty scary finally the way up undead baby punch him in the head [Laughter] [Music] punch him in the head the [ __ ] is this what is this this [ __ ] like a space invaders or some [ __ ] this is great what the [ __ ] why did they make this why is this good [Laughter] they tried way too hard on this family good this is awesome stewie has like different controls now this is so good oh that charge definitely gets some good at last the fat man now to find a way to dispatch those nurses family guy is dead damn i hate these last minute editions huh [Music] another one man this hospital sucks that's it i'll turn off the support can i go to the john in peace [Music] oh the nurse you died donkey steve why did i die oh thank you connor kind of how you like this family gay at last the fat man now to find a way to dispatch those nurses i touched death oh mind control dead that's a good idea blast apparently this creature has no mind to control oh man this hospital sucks here we go here we machines and go death he can do the dirty work angel of mercy meets angel of death as if i don't already have enough to do okay all right here we go i don't remember her being on the list no way i don't want any trouble with the union all right what the hell is wrong with this thing come on die already another one man this hospital is splendid this calls for a sexy party what the [ __ ] [Music] what is happening is this what family guy is like thanks to this pill i shall have no trouble breathing inside the fat man's body all right let's get small i don't understand why i have to go into peter griffin lois lois oh what the hell happened all i remember is mr belvedere was there and and i remember something whacking me in the head belvedere that's it mr belvedere has kidnapped my family and for some reason wants me dead well i'll have to destroy you first you evil crafty nanny or or butler or or whatever kind of freaky thing you had going on there nice try belvedere thinks he can just take me out with one of his brainwashed henchmen disguised as a nurse well it's gonna take a lot more than that to keep me from getting back lois and brian and chris and stewie and and uh damn uh i want to say brian [Music] what season is this i think season three child for the oldest nagging grandma none shall escape my fists oh you get to be peter you get to be pita guy pita guy you get to be peter gay oh it's [ __ ] streets of rage you've corrupted both the young and the old it's streets of rage oh look at this oh this is a good move look at this now this is when you know it's a good game when you got this move in here look at that that's a nice move that's a good animation on there that's what i like i like to play this kind of game boom give me that give me this here we go hurts i'll save you all right i guess you just stay there stupid trash can look at it over there just like in the nursing home nobody's fighting peter you just kill everybody for no reason [Music] this is great what is this guy crap huh what the [ __ ] you what life did the dana plato [Music] who is this guy [Laughter] oh this is an enemy this is an enemy this is great freaking sweet i knew peter gay would be the greatest character [Music] are oh do they fight you actually is grandpa gonna fight no he doesn't fight you oh the grandma does fight if provoked hey stop it oh crap hey stop it so mr belvedere has corrupted the police force all eh all right no babe that's omnipotent smite you oh okay from the youngest child to the oldest nagging grandma none shall escape my physical fury what do the cookies do does that just restore your health damn you belvedere you've corrupted both the young and the old oh i have to kill every character stupid trash can look at it over there i [Music] no the cookie does not give you health it just fills up that media play holy christ right here we go here we go how do i block how do i parry is he dead okay now he's dead oh you are so much better than eve really should i punch god again what happens if i punch him i get killed but what if i punch the lady what if i punch the lady see nothing a mine damn these mimes and their invisible walls oh get it get it video game it's a video game get it this is a pretty funny game they did know about video games just like the nursing home what do the cookies do do i have like a special attack how do you win how do i like not get hit there's like no way to not get hit you have to really like [ __ ] it up you have to really be crazy to not get hit you got to be like this is exactly what the old beat-em-ups are like you just really have to cheat the game to win what do i need to do to get your one-on-one attention for five minutes how do you win he has so much health he has so much help look at this now there's two of them what is all these people hey just you up the snacks and no one gets hurt much here oh red is good blue bed how did you figure that out why are you out here figuring out the mechanics of family don't move dirtbag that is freaking sweet [Music] all right so some character it tells you that i didn't know i can't [ __ ] pay attention to anything in this so much [ __ ] happening all i know is this is a good move okay oh this is a really good move look at that come on peter gay come on peter games yeah cops is the poor man's robocaps a headbutt can destroy vehicles how do you do that so that is anybody paying attention to the headbutt tutorial square three times nah that's the uppercut square circle square oh there we go what's why do i have this meter do i have like a meter special oh that using my snack power okay yeah oh look at that don't piss off peter i'm going for my spin room i got the trash oh you can pick people up oh crap this is so [ __ ] stupid that's so crazy i'm so broken look at this [ __ ] tv's the box they're going to bury it in peter is not a monster he's good i think stay away from my food fatty hey these kids ah you basket oh crap right in the door it's probably more fun if peter was more powerful he should just kill everybody in one punch i'm trying to do the head but i can't do it anymore oh there we go there we go why is there a dead person in this mailbox oh all right that's a health kit do i go in the building peter could beat goku yeah do i go on this bar oh there we go there we go look at that beautiful animation on this peter guy this game is so good i love this game a man in a styrofoam clamshell oh whatever will they think of next oh crap this is the boss why is he dropping these ah you bastard oh crap oh peter's going for his finishing move oh fatality this reminds me of that time i tried to open that can of tuna the game designers promised me extra hot dogs for my snack meter freaking sweet [Music] all right all right oh no no no not this not the stealth no not the stuff man i hate doing inventory some of this stuff really creeps me out help i'm evidence and i'm melting all right here's another one good to see my tax money hard at work hey if this was barney miller do you think i'm like the wojo this is why i don't vote what why huh oh nice one mr president what how did we get to this vote how did we did that happen [Music] it's why why does he he doesn't vote because he saw this where's that bag of seven heads this is part of the police file what is the [ __ ] what is the stealth on this what is anything in this i want okay i have to get three police files help i'm evidence and i'm melting i met all right here's another one man i hate doing inventory some of this stuff really creeps me out this is part of the police file on seabreeze jackpot this is why i don't vote no not this again oh nice one mr president no vote it's not happening all right another clue nice okay i'm not invisible hey if this was barney miller do you think i'm like the wojo emperor's new groovkin how does it stack up to family is that a lampshade that could fool these stupid cops where's that bag of seven heads later babe i'm on duty right now time for the old lampshade disguise hey there's sea breeze click just remember even morons know lamps don't move oh they think i'm a light bulb they think i'm a nightshade i must remember i can go under desks hey who put that lamp here hey who put that lamp here hey who put that lamp here don't move dirtbag seabreeze click just remember even morons know lamps don't move hey who put that lamp here hey who put that lamp here hey who put that lamp here hey who put that lamp here hey who put that lamp here hey who put that lamp here hey who put that lamp here hey who put that lamp here i'm good at this game yo guards there's a dog over here no sea breeze click just remember even morons no hey there's sea breeze click hey who put that lamp here all right who put that lamp here hey who put that lamp here hey who put that lamp here damn i handcuffed myself to my desk again must remember i can go under desks he's a chicken this is a costume it was my lunch break and chicken sounded good looks like someone needs to clean out the aquarium hey who put that lamp here look mosley we've been over this i'm the bad cop you're the good cop because i pistol whip better you know only wimps call for backup and win listen girl i gotta figure out who the real father is so uh present wait i do smell something familiar yeah i smelled that before excuse me sir channel five's eye on the street today we're asking who's a good boy uh i am who's a good boy i am i'm a good boy tom tucker maybe he's the father i've got to get to channel five and find some proof good luck with the puppies try not to eat them what's that smell it's either bad meat or good cheese reminds me of my coke habit oh sirens give me a headache all right here's another one life is a stage and there is my costume attention all officers please remember oh call for backup okay what's that smell it's either bad this is a ps2p all right here's another one life is a stage and there is my costume oh sirens give me a headache hey look it's a witch burn her oh me i'm on fire put me out okay all right brian i know you're a good dog just come out and i won't have to taser you be cool man control yourself not everything is a toilet if the bone meter fills up brian will lose control last disguise has come back in the shadows oh god get me out of here before i explode okay don't move dirtbag what the [ __ ] why did they add a peeing mechanic now all right brian i know you're a good dog just come out i won't have to taser you be cool man control yourself not everything is a toilet it fills up so fast look at that bone meter it fills up like instantaneously how are you supposed to win wait it said the disguise come back in the shadows now i don't have it anymore god get me out of here before i explode now the meter is not filling up what is i am so i am so confused i am so confused okay canine is in custody all right brian i know you're a good dog just come out and i won't have to taser you the trees make me pee be cool man what happened to my disguise everything is a toilet oh god get me out of here before i explode i was so far from the tree burning no no brian no stop peeing stop peeing okay oh okay okay i see what you guys are saying the closer you get to the tree the higher the meter goes [Music] i see a bad doggie so many snitches so many snitches [Music] be cool man control yourself not everything is a toilet yeah if i was to pimp i would have got past oh god get me out of here before i explode i wonder if i can even beat this maybe i need the disguise and it like glitched and now i can't win do this all day brian give yourself up gotta pee gotta be gotta be no no don't pee no [Music] all right brian i know you're a good dog just come out and i won't have to taser you be cool man control yourself not everything is a toilet all right here we go oh god get me out of here before i explode is there a button that lets you do the hat no i found out how to do this d-pad why is it d-pad instead of right-hand lock all stick whatever i can do this all day brian give yourself up no brain nope [Music] all right brian i know you're a good dog just come out and i won't have to taser you oh man control yourself i think my disguise did come back back when i had it but now that it's gone it never comes back i think you only get it for that first [Music] chance all right brian i know you're a good dog just come out and i won't have to taser you you can't go back to the previous room i tried it cool man control yourself not everything is a toilet i gotta be more careful why do you have to pee every single time it starts [Music] oh god get me out of here before i explode i can do this all day brian go brian go brian go brian go no no hold it right there brian wait i'm still in control all right brian i know you're a good dog just come out i won't ask you this was insane be cool man control yours why is this level so hard yeah what if i do this what if i'd say this no no don't start a whole new game all right everything is a toilet i'm gonna i gotta be more careful oh god get me out of here before i explode do this all day brian give yourself up okay i can do this i can do this just gotta wait joe joe for him to go get out of here you ass oh my god i know you're a good dog please shut up not everything is a toilet oh i gotta be more careful oh yeah the deep hair i hate this i hate this stuff oh god get me out of here before i explode all right here we go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go all right okay why is the deep the d-pad only goes this far it only goes this far it only goes this far get the [ __ ] out of here this is so [ __ ] terrible not everything is a toilet oh i gotta be more careful this is the worst [ __ ] ever oh god get me out of here before i explode yeah i had to have to save state [Laughter] this is so bad all right brian i know you're a good dog just come out and i won't have to taser you be cool man control yourself a sleeping cop has the disguise really what is the sleeping camera before i explode you can't do nothing you can't even go this way without the disguise [Music] all day brian give yourself up [Music] i must be careful to avoid touching the lake of acid sort of like when i pretend the driveway is hot lava [ __ ] off my arrival has dislodged a few things stuck up above i'm impeded i'm inside a peter is this red carpet he's been eating red carpet peter don't eat red carpet peter has the fat one been eating pine tones again this is worse than the time when gex ate a big pineapple peter's eating quarters oh oh white blood cells i almost have an upgrade nobody else gets collectibles except for stewie only stewie can get his thing upgraded how many snacks you eat during peter's part determines how hard it is nobody has ever finished this game oh [ __ ] that could be the first one thank you finally a way out of this meat trap i need to destroy these cholesterol barriers to proceed i feel like bran or some other whole wheat goodness must avoid these annoying pustules oh check me out check me out [ __ ] [ __ ] wait wait okay wait do these give you points no i've got to find a way to open that sphincter tornado frames i got the grenade upgrade huh did that win finally a way out of this meat trap must avoid these annoying pustules yeah i'm inside peter uh and that's pretty certain he said i was in his balls hey don't say i'm wearing peter's balls i've got to find a way to open that sphincter perhaps there's some kind of control over [Music] enslave the human race it doesn't cost you a dollar i'm the fat chick nope out okay blast to the top oh no it's this it's this mechanic what do you call family guys valet babe yeah a peter parker good one happy that's a good joke i came up with everybody got one hunter i'll have to grapple my way through the fat man's lungs smells like bacon in here how did he get bacon in here peter's got bacon in his lungs this is stupider than the time that peter went to the movie joker just say who's in my lawn i can't [ __ ] see where i am it's so hard to tell where i am no oh man i feel like a video game is going on in my chest damn it go to this side this side is for little [ __ ] there we go there we go what the [ __ ] is that there we go there we go huh oh you got to do the grapple hook here we go oh [ __ ] off come on what is the what is the what nothing in this game is ever consistent like every time you do something is different sometimes stewie just like jumps like one centimeter up i feel like a video game oh my god this is a nightmare no no okay okay i can do this you have to wait till the gas is rising boom there we go hate this it goes stewie go no little kids don't know the difference between this and mario that's what's [ __ ] up all right come on stewie goddammit i feel like a video game there we go here we go okay boom boom here we go here we go all right i got this i got this huh all right wow huh okay stupid stupid thing all right i have to jump on that and that's why you do that and that's why you do that [Laughter] how nice that platform now works as an elevator should i fall back to the floor it's a glitch yeah this is a glitch it's just a glitch i would not cheated family guy come on man you think i might cheat at family again this is one of the games that came out boom should i go for the bonus points i'm going for the bonus points [ __ ] game glitch all right bonus point looks like a split ahead i will have to decide which way to go huh okay gosh do we go what does this do oh that kill you okay you just died in anything you'll just be going along and then you'll just die in the screen immediately so you can go in this water but if you go on the little whirlwind thing then you're dead okay all right [Music] phone splendid giant inflated cysts and sphincters all right now i have to just jump over here where i can't even see all right do it again boom go go go go go yeah what is she doing in here perhaps she represents peter's fault oh huh hello i'm getting in my target why is she naked why does she have a stripper costume and then the karate kill all the loises to leave the room okay are they all done what is with the electricity why are always electricity now she's in a jail outfit i haven't been this confused since i played family guy in gamecube did i win what is this brain cell seems to be thinking about food if i move these thoughts to the erogenous zone perhaps the blood flow will shift to the testicles but which one to use first get the blood flowing to the testicles you're never gonna get me i think i'm falling in love with you he's so slow he's so slow touchdown to the testicles okay go oh man move those don't legs the cake catch you now let's [Music] go i win all right huh i'm peter again oh crap ah you bastard i can't really pick what looks like the candy tree got another one i can't really pick what what is the best character to please i think brian is the worst i think the brain is the one you don't want to please but you also don't want to play as any of the other strangers all right can you go down the slide come on come on peter come on peter come on peter come on peter peter come on peter almost there almost there come on yes [ __ ] damn it okay i can do this come on peter on peter get up there come on peter gay come on there you go here i go check me out [Music] it's this guy stop hitting the children looks like the candy tree got another oh crap i ran out of my spin move i don't have enough snack power look at all the creamy hamstrings is this game canon i think so you leave those kids alone right peter is strong this game is so [ __ ] busted this is the most broken game i don't know i don't know i think i think i should call it there lia's saying keep playing babe i've been having been subjected to enough i mean it's a great game you know but it's a great game i just don't wanna wanna play anymore [ __ ] pita guy can i just skip this part what if i just run through oh looks like the candy tree got another one all right what if i bring him onto the candy tree come on candy tree help me out here what if i stand on this bench what if peter goes on this [Laughter] there we go peter's up on the wheel i'm good at this game oh they're getting mad at me now all right now watch this watch how i take these guys out ah you bastard yeah here we go thank you look at all the cream shut up all right i got it this time you leave those kids alone so many [Music] it's like the sopranos game all the characters can just hit you at the same time uh-oh looks like the candy tree got another one there all kids die in one hit though but the big people are harder to get oh crap [Music] all right i got this i got the system stop hitting the children no freaking way [Laughter] [Music] oh no i'm out of juice i'm out of juice yeah i'm winning there's so many kids i did it i did it i'm good at this game now when i know what it's like to place shock united jeff goldblum's house did not do nothing the tackle moves oh what was that pita patty it's pita patty repeat the musical toots eight eight eight eight eight [ __ ] oh crap oh no i died why does that die all he did was fell over in the pita party how come he died today i'm not good at memory stuff i need leo for this part babe can you beat this part all right let it rip all right i'm bringing you in for this part all right what are we doing here what the [ __ ] that was mary had a little lamb hey wait i didn't get a chance i didn't get a chance [Music] i'll get it this time let it rip oh my god oh i know that stupid it has poop noises when you're winning i don't wait what is it oh that was it it keeps going please stop you won okay i won all right bye guys yeah i won you poop somebody i knew they would be able to win that part i love you though i gotta fight these caps this guy has so much health get out of here it's like a only a combo can kill them it's weird only like the three-hit combo can actually kill i can blow this thing up happy birthday oh that's [ __ ] up nice peter pooping thank you k-dog oh this is the invisible wall the mime shows you there's an invisible wall oh my oh here we go weapons i can take all these kids out with one throw oh oh it's a good thing i played tekken before this hitman 3 uh i'll probably do a video for hitman 3 i don't think i can record hitman and do a stream at the same time did i miss the enemy oh this enemy okay it's about time i did my fatherly duty oh oh legs sweet whoa oh crap oh check that out this oh look at that move oh look at that this game was developed by a gay rattlesnake are you serious was it fabio he did this he did a lot of good games in the 90s he did a lot of good stuff dead safe how do you get this oh oh here he comes here comes this guy's good this guy's good can you only take this guy out with a leg sweet yeah you bastard i need some help blue means zero damage yeah i know it's it's very weird how it works in this game like only like the last it does the damage oh crap wow it's like a parade they don't actually have health they just have like a move that kills them wow it's like a parade i'm good at this game i'm gonna go pro i'm peter guy so thank you benson hi dad i'm home not now meg i'm trying to rescue you from mr belvedere don't make me break at this boom what kills these guys oh peter's dead wow it's like a parade a parade over here hey stop it peter gay peter gang ah you bastard hey stop it hey stephanie i need help i need a health kit oh [ __ ] how does that work now this guy has his own [ __ ] he like lives through a whole combo i'm so low on hi him not now meg i'm trying to rescue you from mr belvedere okay okay i gotta play this just right i can't get hit up okay i do need a bigger gun thank you happy hunter and hawaiian punch thank you everybody that subscribed i think i missed i probably missed a tunnel i'm getting really wrapped up in the family guy again this is a game where you really have to play close attention how do you beat these stupid guys okay [Laughter] i'm trying to rescue you from mr velveteen here i go here we go yeah i win i win all right no no no no no no no no don't hit me don't hit me oh no no no no no no no spin no oh wait i have health i have health where did i get health here come pick him up i won oh no [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] why didn't that work that didn't work there we go here we go boom pick him up peter peter pick peter okay oh no oh no boss fight boss fight hey [ __ ] clam why is it the same boss fight of a man in a clam outfit i thought it would be a shredder should have been shredded for this fight wow it's like a parade a correct hey stop it ah you bastard hey stop it oh my god no why didn't that work hey stop it nothing it works what is it i'm so confused i'm so confused by the rules of family guy game okay get up okay hi dad it's me playing this a statement about hitman all right all right i need help man give me some help give me the same insane that did nothing the sign did nothing okay okay drop some health kids give me a health let me go in my house can't i just go in my house and get some health out of the fridge oh crap oh i need that mailbox really bad right now hey stop it oh peter peter guy oh my god okay here we go here we go oh i see health i see health okay i can do this i can do this oh i just missed i just missed my good move okay if i play this right i can win boom boom yes yes boom how did i die how did i die you guys no i beat him i did my finishing move and then i died how does that work why did i die i am the clam i was controlling the clam this whole time oh my god wow that's like a parade oh my god all the way back here all the way back here oh my god okay peter get the repeated peter kill i'm gonna master this family guy game i think i'm already in the running for being one of the best players in this game hi dad not now meg i'm trying to rescue you from mr belvedere boom boom oh that's what you gotta do boom okay here we go here we go pick this guy up boom boom boom go for the sweet pick them up boom oh my god clam tan damn the clam hits you for a lot hey stop it hey stop it oh crap okay here i go please don't kill me this time i won weirder than that television special on fire trucks a solitary killer the fire truck stocks its prey the ambulances will have to wait their turn brilliant oh what the hell what the hell what the no no no no no [Music] not brian stealth again no not brian stealth again you guys cannot can i can the game be over is it over now i don't like sometimes i stab myself with my badge pin just to know i'm alive what i said we sure got a mess here oh okay why would you think i said it it's it's hydrants who delivered that with the elephant the [ __ ] he just died but then he came back up but then i'd been caught put thank you one what the looks like sometimes i stab myself with my badge pin just to know i'm alive what i said we sure got a mess here oh man it just keeps getting more complicated i don't want it i don't want more brain gameplay what the [ __ ] the why can't brian go anywhere now i'm alive he's not even sneaking out of the jail anymore he's just like he's just in a normal place now why can't he just what the looks like sometimes i stab myself with my badge pin just to know what i'm saying shut up please shut up i said we sure got a mess here oh okay why would you think i said nothing thank you go to the last checkpoint i've been caught sometimes i stab myself with my badge pin just to know i'm alive what i said we sure got a mess here oh hydrants who delivers hydrants in ah maybe a delivery guy who has feelings hey i'm sorry you think i enjoy this delivering hydrants think it's a freaking party this is kind of like hit me in the this is kind of like a similar type of game for me i'm sorry okay so where were you taking these hydrants anyway up your bum what huh the voice actor just changed the voice actor for the guy changed when he set up your bum that was a different uh person what the looks like sometimes i stab myself with my badge pin just to know i'm alive what i said we sure got a mess here oh okay why would you think i said nothing it's not important come on brian a dog walking on two legs okay i guess i just go this way sometimes i stab myself with my badge pin just to know i'm alive what i said we sure got a mess here oh okay why would you think i see it nothing it's not important all right sprinkler controls well i think we've learned cops love things a little hot and wet oops i guess i should have worn a bra today [Music] last one in has crossing guard duty so much for the wet t-shirts oh call for backup okay no no sprinkler controls well i think we've learned cops love things a little hot and wet oop i guess i should have worn a bra today [Music] last one in has crossing guard duty hydrants so much for the wet t-shirt scene everyone was hoping for i have to go so bad my teeth are floating okay well the camps not see me all right i've learned to just do a save state every second on this section so i don't have to keep playing this go brain brian go under that brian brian brian come on you can't go under that brian i need the disguise okay keep out of sight okay why okay do i have to just they really are trying to stretch this out for all this work so bad my teeth are floating come on peter gay brian gay family dog okay now what do you do this [ __ ] is blocking everything who's that with the elephant what is with that guy what is with that guy he just [ __ ] falls and then gets you anyway i'll walk on four legs oh that's what the mechanic does don't just think i'm normal doggy if i do that oh okay here we go all right okay you if you walk on all fours it doesn't let you pass this part what if i do it here here i'm just normal doggy who's that with the elephant you [ __ ] what the looks like okay maybe the cheerleaders won't know if i do this they'll just think normal doggy go brain go a dog walking on two legs he's on four legs he's not walking on two legs what is that this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] all right there's my good outfit if you crawl the meter doesn't fill up it does oh my god wait why okay wait now i get the disguise back though okay all right pardon me i'm here for the auditions come on in and cheer stuff um yes here we go give me an f give me a u give me a c wait wait we're going for a teen rating here gracious what won't they use sex to sell go on in sugar damn it looks like they just finished i bet tom tucker is already on his way back to his dressing room i've got to get to that door without anyone seeing me a videotape maybe one of these has evidence i can use for diane i wonder if she knows no one's watching gotta keep her eyes on the camera so i can get past man i'm gonna kill whoever ate the last chocolate long john everybody knows i have eternal dibs on those why look there's the subject of my next special report okay damn it looks like they just a finished maybe one of these has evidence i can use poor diane i wonder if she know that's it follow the little red light [Music] in other news mayor adam west reports that water theft is down by 13 this month i'm just doggy i'm just doggy i'm just uh skies would certainly help i guess it's that time don't mind me i'm just a dog here just giant banana guy all right hello giant banana guy no dog here just a giant banana guy okay but i've been caught anyway damn it looks like they just finished a bit a videotape maybe one of these has evidence i can use poor diane i wonder if he knows no one [ __ ] said follow the little red light in other news mayor adam wesley even when you win you lose this month a disguise would certainly help i guess it's that time looks like they just finished a videotape maybe one of these has evidence i can use poor diane i wonder if she know that's it follow the little red light a man strain this in other news mayor adam west reports that water theft is down by thirteen percent this month train go under a disguise would certainly help i guess it's that time [Music] i'm banana guy no dog here just giant banana guy hello giant banana guy i think there may be another tape around here no dog here just giant banana guy oh hello giant banana guy did somebody lose a dog okay no dog here just giant banana guy hello giant banana guy here's the other tape here we go all right here's another tape no dog here just a giant banana [ __ ] damn it did somebody lose a dog damn go red go go go go hello giant banana guy no dog here just giant banana guy all right i got this i got the system all right here's another tape just gotta sneak this way hello giant banana all right it's the set of the popular dance show channel 5's most popular dance show looks like i'll have to start the party or get them out of my way here i go go man go dance oh my what have we here it's the pervert dog it talks possessed dog what it's the set of the popular dance show channel fives [Music] it's peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time wait yeah where is now to just slip past these dancers and out the door especially those sexy female dancers with their firm legs and aggressively low self-esteem steady brian steady another for the collection the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] now i'm back here did somebody lose a dog yeah hello giant banana guy no dog here just giant banana guy oh they did say he was a pervert dog before i don't know danny i don't think so the set of the popular dance all right time to do this part again can i explain the plot all right for everybody just coming in the plot so far in the video game is stewie the the evil stewie comes to the house so stewie has to go onto the roof and he shoots he breaks the saddle like this on his own roof and then the guy says that was a trick to make you break your own set like this and then he hits stewie off the roof and he hits peter this satellite lands on peter guy and then peter guy goes to the hospital so and then the don't wait the baby stewie others villains do he says that was it i tricked you now i can go take over the world so peter guy goes to hospital then stewie goes to the hospital and he injects himself into peter's balls stewie goes into peter's balls for a level and then you're like shooting stuff inside peter and then peter guy peter goes there's a there's somebody playing a video game in my lung and then you i think stewie is out of peter now also peter is gets out of the hospital and he is fighting little kids to save meg and then brian uh there's a dog that's pregnant and then they said brian did it so brian is now he was in jail and now he's in a banana costume he's peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time wait wait wait yeah where they go is go there you go now to just slip past these dancers and out the door especially those sexy female dancers with their firm legs and aggressively low self-esteem steady brian steady go bang i think they have to be turned the other way around okay go go another for the collection now what do you do oh my what have we here it's the pervert dog it talks okay huh more tapes around here than pimples on meg's ass yeah if the bone meter fills up brain will lose control and start humping the woman ah there you are you were supposed to be here an hour ago i'm assuming you read the script so we're just gonna do this okay places people and action that is from gamers like dog cameras from my evil clutches well they think i'm this hero dog character better play along so they don't call security i'm a hero this this is not good one try one try i am a hero it's the worst job i've ever had well except for one uh excuse me would you like to try my smoked meat log [Music] okay black folks leaving in their car haven't slept in five days woozy oh yeah it's rufus griffin peter's black now keeps things smooth and real all right all right so if you're just coming in there's a new plot twist so people who just came in peter peter griffin he's got to save meg he went to chuck e cheese but then black people knocked him out because they were leaving the chuck e cheese right when he was going in he got knocked out so now peter's black too rufus griffin gonna beat you with his funkiness oh they're playing bug attack this ball munchy that's just don't pacman your brains with these jive games kids let me bash them out instead deadbeat dad four truant cat ah you basket stop right there pal ah you bastard damn it hey stop it oh crap boom oh you get pizza in this level all right what do i get what do i get here what prizes we got should i go for the gun or the bone air why is this [ __ ] drawn in like like a program that is lower than ms paint [Laughter] why do they look so bad i'm sending you to that deluxe apartment in the sky baby oh i'm in the ball pit you basket ah you bastard please stop saying your best hey [Music] hey i'm just talking about rufus did that win oh crap boom how will i lift this down go pete again it's time to rock the house oh whack-a-mole here we go here we go ah baby time for a little black snack power oh i have a new move oh look at this oh crap oh crap ow jesus holy [ __ ] virtual stuck behind the bus oh this kid got stuck in the machine just kill that machine better run belvedere rufus griffin gonna beat you with his funky name check this out you bastard oh this guy's got the pizza plate do kids know what chuck e cheese is anymore stop wasting food they know because chuck e cheese is on twitch oh i just kicked that man out the window did you guys see that chucky jesus on twitch what do they do on twitch they just play five nights at freddy's cut that out hey stephanie this is breakage just remind me the time that i went to chuck e cheese's time can you dig it make way for the soul train touch is this what the guys who made gigs went on to go make oh she's trying to hit the pinata that's dumb kid yeah i got you out [Music] [ __ ] god hey yes you piece of [ __ ] kid oh she's dead damn this is even more intense in that time i forgot how to sit my ass down what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] is happening nice try belvedere but i don't follow the man's rules uh uh take this falling down show your face belvedere because i'm gonna mess you up worse than breast augmentation surgery messed up that one formerly hot chick it was in that movie where that jewish kid stuck his thing in a pie man this is one whacked out pad so this is what happens in the basement at chuck e cheese get this rat off of me this is [ __ ] up chuck e cheese is kind of [ __ ] up just crash bandicoot music oh somebody needs me to you need me to summarize the story all right basically basically this is like the episode of family guy where uh peter got his car key stuck under the chuck e cheese wheel and then he got he he went turn he's black and chucky cheese is evil and he knows karate now hello hello what is that little chicken foreign okay see this says instant death pit snake pit instant death okay so i need to walk on the skeletons of the children you bastard ah you bastard okay go go go bastard oh crap oh crap okay ah you bastard go free to go [Music] [ __ ] is this thing okay all right get this all right [Music] here we go what's this in family guy i feel like this is a more messed up than family game okay i already stood all right again okay since we need to poo am i beating him i can't tell all right all right kill all right go god it's your birthday go god it's your birthday what the [ __ ] all right now it's a thunderstorm i'm just gonna metacritic probably higher 90s i think right but i have 14 tickets i am defeated it has a 400 wow and even mario got 100. sorry you need 14 tickets to live 500 tickets to the one who brings me hey you bastard was that the boss did i just kill the boss in one hit whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa lost his head damn velveteen i've lost his hair please shut the [ __ ] up stop saying that oh crap what is this now what is this how do you defeat this huh that okay that was i think he was supposed to get eaten by that all right peter day that was a dream sequence okay mr belvedere you've escaped me so far but i'm on to you again and it looks like now you're over at the indian casino i will see you there my evil nemesis right after one short game a virtual stuck behind a bus [Music] on my stomach again i'm beginning to feel like it's a bargain all right so stewie is still actually inside of peter all right i thought he escaped by now but no he's still in peter oh dead on my stomach again i'm beginning to feel like a toboggan nope on my stomach again i'm beginning to feel like a toboggan cats i see some people are saying to me to catch up on the story check catch them up catch them up jay you guys know what this story is right stewie's in the balls he's in peter balls it's very simplistic story actually when you watch all the videos i'm just going into peter's long work my way down the line through the bladder all right how does that open okay jump this all right uh would you mind calling me sean sean yeah i just i feel like a sean you know all right does this happen before or after the events of family guy online i'm not sure i haven't played family guy online yet do we have any family gay online players here was it like matrix online where they actually was actually part of the story my information says nothing about a scouting outpost it's shut down i can't believe it they shut down family guy online that was one of the most profitable games thank you capone all right all right i think i know what i gotta do here thank you open watch this watch this boom you gotta do that you gotta rush over here now boom all right this again all right doesn't seem to be any way to dash there i'm gonna go this way oh okay i'm going this way guys what a waste stewie get up there why did they put this here just to [ __ ] with you come on oh this is [ __ ] up you have to jump on over here [Music] all right this is stupid you have to okay all right all right boom well i ever do tekken 7 stream i did a couple taking seven streams why are there spike balls what's inside of peter yeah computer houses through some veins jumped on some cysts and squeezed through some sphincters good times good time if you know about the family guys storyline you know that peter has that he ate those that one stones urine cakes floating tiles at least i don't have to touch the yellow water um all right fortunately these kidney stones make decent platforms oh all right all right go stewie go oh land on that meatball land on that meatball oh i'm good at fame again [ __ ] no no no oh no no what does this do oh that's just two health picks i thought that was like a special power no stewie if that trooper alerts his brethren i'll see more sperm than the lead atlas in a [ __ ] video i must eliminate that sperm trooper before he leaves this fleshy expressway go stewie unless i hit each and everything this is a shortcut no chance of success i gotta take the shortcut to the testicles go stewie go how did he needed me to open up the door he needed me to should i just let him go for to open the door what is that why did you die i must eliminate that sperm trooper before he leaves this fleshy expressway all right i got it this time i got it this time unless i hit each and every speed boost i have no chance of success there's only like two speed boosts all right i'm here what the f i must eliminate that sperm trooper before he leaves this fleshy expressway i don't think you can kill him all right i'm not i'm not getting hit i'm going for the speed come on i'm doing this flawlessly this time boom here we go here we go you can't do it faster than that you can't do it faster than that all right i'm getting good at this game more pathetic than that game of marco polo i played with helen keller marco [Music] marco ah the testicle's at last and look a reception committee well it is again a bad day to be a sperm so huh am i winning i won oh wave two what the [ __ ] the screen the screen is just going insane that was more pathetic than that no not this again not this again marco ah the testicles at last and look a reception committed well it is again a bad day to be a sperm the [ __ ] screen is going insane oh look you can just jump in the air okay oh i'm dead a reception committee yeah it is i don't understand i don't understand why okay the green dot is explode okay i see this is insane this is like so hard to see the screen is shaking so crazy and there's like purple bullets you have to dodge and explosions how do you play this how does a human beat this more pathetic than that game of marker no i played with helen keller all right your projectiles do disappear after a certain range you got to watch out for that all right i'm going to get the health [Music] all right wave three here we go all right there's hell i see how i'm dead i'm dead a reception oh these are land mines that mean they go away i thought it was just like spawning these on top of me i thought they're like lightning bolts or something hey donkey this reminds me of the time i played marco polo no roblett don't say this reminds you to make a pogo say don't make the jokes okay i just gotta get to the hill just gotta make it to the hill come on stewie come on stew you ass you ass the land mines hit you in the air what the [ __ ] is [ __ ] guy family guy more like [ __ ] good stewie just go to the go to the health go to the help all right that kills you that's like a trick health that was more pathetic a reception committee well it is again a bad day i hate the minds the minds okay i got this i got this jesus christ jesus christ get out of here with the minds oh the hell the hell look at the hell i'm going for it i think this is it i think this is it pretty sure this computer went through like three of my projectiles i win there's another one is that it okay now i just have to avoid the mines okay no there's another wave uh okay we just gotta bait out the mines it seems like they just hit you anyway yep the mine's just there's just nothing you can do about it you just get hit by him no matter what why why okay some of them are like green some of them have a longer fuse than others why is this game so complicated why are they adding so many crazy rules to family guy game where brian is humping everybody is a [ __ ] banana oh my god jesus okay just gotta go one inch at a time oh nope nope nope god just let me get the hell let me get the hell i [ __ ] hate this game i hate this game so much why does peter have [ __ ] land mines in his balls why does peter have land mines in his balls oh my god oh [Music] okay i think i'm figuring it out i think i figured it out uh oh i hate this come on come on there that's it right i hate this game i hate family guy this game ruins family guy for me i can't i can never watch family guy the same anymore the [ __ ] who makes this this is a nightmare let this nightmare be over i'm just gonna stand here until i win all right that almost worked boom wave clear jesus that was a terrible [ __ ] sperm warriors must be quite scared oh my god it's still going it's still going it's still gone how are you doing oh my god i have to bounce the shot all the way over to that red thing this is never gonna work i don't even have my like multi-spread shot anymore oh family get away this is why they had to cancel family game okay i got it he has returned he's back oh wait wait what happened did i win i lose okay i'm just shooting it myself i have to get on this thing and hit the thing somehow whoever made this has no soul what the [ __ ] is this look at this ah okay i see what i have to do i see what i have to do got it i see security has been beefed up since my last infiltration into the testicular region very well i like a good [ __ ] challenge okay now i hit that boom okay shoot this guy why does he have so much help i'm halfway through the game don't say that please don't say that please don't say i'm halfway through the game i thought this was the last level i thought this is over now i'm only halfway through what do you even do here yeah hey i hate that i'm starting to understand the logic of this game how the [ __ ] do you hit this one okay like that he has returned what the [ __ ] is this level it never ends oh i still have to fight psycho mantis are you serious oh [ __ ] an eem's chair how the hell can he afford an eames chair chapter one killing stuff oh my this chair is orgasmic well i hope these diapers absorb semen oh man jolly farm review when will american television stop ripping off the brits first men behaving badly and now this cut all right i i gotta stop here i've come too far i can't keep going all right i think that's enough for tonight guys this guy said we're having only halfway through i'm gonna look i'm gonna look how far it is yep we're only halfway through all right that's gonna be enough yeah let's do a raid let's raid before we go off how do you do reign all right when you get in there say say uh family guy what was the best joke from this game what was the joke that well we all know from this game just say that say that joke all right say family gay rape all right thanks for watching everybody thank you for coming watching this horrible family guy game this game will go on to win so many awards such a great game sold so many copies goodbye everybody bye-bye now you can turn your stream

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Length: 211min 33sec (12693 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 27 2021