WOULD I LIE TO YOU: SIDEMEN EDITION

today the siden are divided into two teams they'll hear stories from various guests some you might recognize each team questions the guest to decide if their story is true or false and if they guess wrong there will be punishment which KSI decided this was his and my video we shared it and he chose the punishment don't blame me now it's time to hand you over to today's host Steven T hello and welcome to would I li to you sideman edition uhoh let's meet the teams first up is a man with movie star look in this case the movie is Pinocchio please welcome Toby it's too early for that we not having our next contestant is so racist that he only tells White Lies it's Harry Ro rocking back he rocking back and forth it's true that is for next up he recently became a doggy Daddy for a second time or third if you count what JJ calls him it's Simon lastly he's a DJ but does he have a criminal record no it wasn't that bad it's [Applause] vict now on the other team this person claims to have a veiny 8 incher unfortunately for him it's covered by his bandana it's next up he doesn't have any skeletons in his closet but he does have a flashlight in his drawer it's George CL no oh next contestant was taught How To Lie by his mom so expect him to do it on his stomach with his bum in the air it's Joe sorry my God I'm trying to picture it why are you trying to picture it I've got a really bad image in my head awful image lastly this man recently questioned his faith the question was will you marry me and how much longer do we have to do this [ __ ] pock for it's Ean there's your teams it's now time for round one and team one this is the celebrity guest round and we have a very special celebrity guest please welcome Katherine Ryan hello other than that hello theid man Hello nice to see you boys hello hello Catherine hi very nice to see you are you firing your agent on nope not yet Catherine please tell us your story wait for which team your team one oh do you do you want to be here Catherine please I I don't know so it's now time for the first round I think she's still coming out please welcome Catherine Ryan oh my god wow nice to see you hi lovely to meet you C nice to see you please tell us your Tale well theid men I destroyed my ex-boyfriend's family after finding out he was cheating on me when you say destroyed do you mean putting down like a dog sorry that's what they use that term to put down dogs don't they they say to destroy dogs yeah did you destroy these dog oh that's what they deserved but but no actually I just destroyed the uh marage okay oh okay ow the simple well you want the short story and the long story a short shorts It's a fan can't handle it okay well in the end I was forced to catfish my ex-boyfriend's dad oh how does one become forced to catfish I was forced I was with my boyfriend for a long time things were really serious we were in his car one day and I found an underwire bra that didn't belong to me and so I confronted him and I said what is this and he said that's mine from when I was younger I keep it as motivation to stay fit cuz I used to have [ __ ] tits she's still destroy that's happen she's still actively destroying did you wear one did you [ __ ] my chair did you R under wi bra not the kind of bra that you think you'd use for Ms which is what he said he had he said all the kid directed at me that was no he said all the kids called him [ __ ] tits [ __ ] tits and he didn't like that so he kept the bra for his adult life to motivate him to stay fit okay not offense but was she hotter oh she was strer yeah Li last night so then the next time we were at his parents house and I knew his mother really well I brought it up with her I said Is it true that the kids used to tease him and call him [ __ ] tits so he's held on to this bra and she backed him up she said yes oh wow okay and then I found out cuz the woman messaged me on Instagram she said I've been with him a long time it was my bra that you found he told me all about it we're in a relationship and I said have you met his mom and she said yeah and that's when I got really mad who did you catfish out what was her name and what did she look like asking for a friend so I made a fake Facebook because Boomers you know what I mean got to reach out on the platform of choice and so I made it Kitty Buchanan which I thought was Kitty Catherine fine and I collected sexy girl photos from online I do that okay and I reached out to the dad because I knew where he was on Facebook and I convinced him through a long time to start messaging me sexually back I started texting him because the mom screwed me over as much as the boyfriend did the mom lied to me and I could trust her I thought I could trust her how long did this process take it took me 6 weeks 6 weeks six weeks for Papa six weeks to destroy our whole marriage Papa crumbled in six weeks you mess with the bull you get the horns oh he certainly had the horns by this happening uh and like this dad was very stupid like he eventually believed me and then he started sending me Saucy messages back a dick pick what was pea packing was it impressive interestingly he didn't even send it hard it was just FL such a b thing to just you wait it was circumcised get me hard challenge give me a message back get this thing going so you've sent all these messages what's the what's the climax if you pardon the P I'm not sure if you could climax but eventually I collected a dossier I printed all these messages and the dickpick out old school and I sent it address to his mom along with a spring-loaded glitter bomb to [ __ ] up her kit there's no way okay there's no way I hope it's real should we should we discuss lad I think she's tell truth I think she's fibian I she got creative brain I think she's FIB I quite I I believe it I believe you would go through all that effort oh it would be [ __ ] excellent it really would is there questions we can ask find out I'm trying to get in in Papa's brain here yeah would would I ever send a picture of my flaccid Willie to anyone never in my life that is [ __ ] me that is the you w in your a death wish there old guy don't care anymore no one needs to see what's here right now why wasn't it hard saying why wasn't it hard is that the decid here that it's or hard that's the problem with the whole story% what the point is it is it a shower is that what it is it's an impressive flaccid dick I mean I wasn't impressed by it I think now then there's no way after 6 weeks was risking my marriage I'm sending a FL Willie no CH I've got a kid and a marriage and I'm going to risk my flacy penis no way it's unrecognizable if it's fasted so you can say it's not mine it's more more recognizable my my verdict is verdict I'm going I'm going lie I'm thinking true personal no I want it to be true you that's not really the question I'm saying true you think we got two truths and One Lie what are you going for boss I'm going to say it's false you know me you know what I'm capable of Catherine can you please reveal whether it is true or lie by showing the dick pck I can Reve it's last get in there I'm telling you now men of the world never ever spend congratulations wild time one point well done I I was believing it all the way though I was I was I think I would have avoided the punishment well done let's go team two hello hello it's time for your celebrity guest okay are you ready please welcome Chris Taylor hello oh thank you thank boys how we doing I went on a date and I was made to do her washing up naked oo o okay I would have I had a cut like that when you say you were made to do it yeah how did she Force this upon you gun well basically I uh I met her on Tinder so it's was back in the Tinder days about 10 years ago for um and she we agreed to go on a date and then she kind of like slipped in oh I want you to do my dishes and I was like oh yeah yeah cool just get the date done do you know what I mean go the date and then when I got there she was like seriously do the dishes so so the date was at her house yeah that's first time you met her first time I met her yeah did did doing the dishes work well yeah it went on from there but I had to put Mar gos on in that as well was it the was the doing the dishes the fourl was that like the experience yeah no it was kind of like the beginning of okay so it wasn't we got things warmed up okay right so I started doing them obviously had the gloves on them there and she was like no clothes off yeah on on my hands started with some clothes on gloves on that's how it starts yeah that's how I started he's an experienced man and then she was like n take your clothes off right like the gloves gloves on okay I was like no I'm into it all right okay I'll take the clothes off was there a second date no why why not it got weird say it got weird that point I mean it started off weird but it got a lot weirder like bins out doing that sort of stuff well yeah just household chores basically no so um so part of the Tinder chat we were having was like okay like I she was she can do like circus stuff so she could do like j a hula hoop thing and I could juggle so I was like I'll teach you how to juggle you teach me how to do the hula hoop and this worked [ __ ] yeah weirdly is it honestly I don't know how this is just my chat um so we moved on from the dishes to like hula hoop and juggling with no cloes with no clothes I still have no clothes on so you're hula hooping with no clothes on she's fully clothed so you're there on naked or they boxes on I've got boxes on okay [ __ ] sake yeah let's ruin the image actually I would have preferred it being fully that makes it a bit moreable was it a big pile of dishes was it like a grim was it like sloppy food everywhere was it just like a little has she set it up for you as like a nice little fun task or was it like hard manual no I felt like she hadn't washed anything in weeks all like do you know when they don't soak it it's all like crusty crusty in yeah yeah what are we talking about here was the rest of the house clean no it was horrible it was like students I was a like she was a student at the time so it was like student G this might be a place just get people round I need the hoovering done today let me get someone around I need the dishes done felt a bit like I felt you did you have drinks were you drinking no sober so you did all stone cold sober I respect that fact it if it's true this isn't sound unbelievable to me I'm going to be honest the way he answered that though when he said do you have any drinks no sober I believe it oh you tell telling a lie to tell the LIE you'd be like couple drinks first I think it's just the yeah the pain the pain are you proud of this I'm not proud proud of how it ended how did it end well it got weirder than that so basically like after the the circus stuff she basically said oh listen I've got a pole in my bedroom not like a blo hoing the sh he's doing the sheet downstairs you Ved bre Frenchman in the bathroom so I basically like gone upstairs and said listen I'll wash your dishes so it's only fair that I've got to get sm out of this yeah so she slaps on the heavy metal starts dancing on the pole no okay this is nuts this is so weird but I believe it which on the B the bloke the uh the stripper pole she got stripper pole in her bedroom was that clean cuz everything else is dirty no filthy mate I had to clean up first as well was she at least good on the pole she was excellent on the pole okay okay the pole progressed a little bit as well so obviously like she's on the pole so we like we're bound to have sex isn't it yeah yeah B right I think it's true I think it's true I believe it's a truthful I don't I'm leaning more towards true cuz I could just see it happening but it just is a bit strange isn't it it was the sober it was oh did you have any drinks no Sober Sober it's so outrageous that it might be true I still I still believe it I still believe it the extra details of I'm going to say true regardless so oh well oh well shut what do you want to go with you know what if you're going truth I'm happy with truth I'm happy with truth I can see I can see going to say it's true four truths Chris can you reveal is it true or false it is true wow that's a great devastated I never thought You' get it I thought it's so it's so in it's so like who's going to think of that it's true and she's here tonight well done Christoper thank you thank you and I hope you get the help you need well welcome to guest the drug dealer we all take cod's man of drugs and we've dealt with lots of drug dealers in our time so we are going to have six people stand in front of us and round by round we're going to eliminate one until we eventually find the Dr there keeping what my right right I'm left-handed come on bro I really want some drugs you guys sound like you've never bought drugs in your life we hav we're the only three in the group head over to Sid plus.com or download the app to get involved it's now time for round three which is the mystery guest round it's also mystery I don't know what the [ __ ] going on here H so please welcome our mystery guest yes okay hello hello hello now for this round we have our mystery guest hello there hello don't speak to me guys one of these four knows this man and they'll all tell you they reasons why you have to work out who it is that's telling the truth Ethan please tell us your tale this man is Mitch he is the admin for the Gir and turf Twitter account okay not worth bringing him down is it really uh this is Mitch he's a graphic designer for us that we've all met multiple times okay right you're looking kind of tough right now you know this is Mitch I ran to him for help after falling off a line bike but he refused to speak to me because I was covered in blood and you're a Tik tocker okay don't sound convinced of that this is Mitch he is my manager's third assistant he once punched someone who tried to jump me and ended up getting a criminal conviction right right then okay which one of those sounds the most believable from off didn't sound like he believed what he was reading George how do you think we would get in contact with someone that you for 6 seconds and didn't talk to you that's a very good question there's one directed it me or a member of production he messaged me afterwards on what platform Instagram hesitation what his Instagram H what his Instagram I mean I don't know his Instagram Mitch 123 or something good sequence of numbers that right JJ was Steve taking a day off uh so this was before Steve oh pre Steve yes so um this was before how long were we well it's been like I'd say 5 years how old how Mitch is about 21 now so when M was 16y oldold yeah no honestly like help me out wait wait wait actually wait he's your manager's third assistant third assistant yes but six years ago you didn't know your manager no that was Liam oh okay I think we would know Liam's thirdd assistant you got three assistant Liam does not have three assistant quite a few yeah at the time where did this where did what happened did this so it was uh I believe oh I think I think it was I think it was like Tesco okay yeah yeah there was outside of Tesco and Tesco H I think it so long ago right I think it was the one was it the one in Stratford it was when I had the flat in statford yeah and basically uh obviously he was a fan obviously obviously and uh and uh some guy just you know came up to me and was just like run me your thing run me your team what they said yeah it sounds pretty Roe to me run me then he jumped in and punched him and as a 16-year-old or 15-year-old got a criminal conviction yes okay okay let's move on to what was your story uh he's a graphic designer for us so he does like 3D work for us basically and you all met him hopefully a couple times the thing is that could very much be true unfortunately yeah I can I I I've seen Harry introduce himself to the same member of Staff about three times every time I'm interested in Ethan's one yes admin for gir and turf yes obviously G and turf has exploded onto the scene and we have an official Twitter account g&t official see I'm not actually too familiar with Mitch this is actually the first time I've ever seen his face in in person but yeah loveely gu's in the Discord keeps up to date with everything had conversations on DMS or anything yeah well when we sort of in the Discord before we start playing and stuff he gets all the graphics ready and stuff like that have you ever spoken to him through text and stuff only on Discord not WhatsApp anything like that we've only got one Discord Channel time you've seen what he looks like this is the first time I've seen Mitch in real life what do you think think of his he looks like he looks like G and tur's Twitter admin that's why I believe do you know do you know his do you know where they found him his origin I believe he's done stuff for um ging's twitch and stuff like that as well I think he was already in the Discord with ging the most right I'm we're ring is out because we would have heard of this there would have been a punch up in the stra for he said he's 21 and it was 6 years ago so 15 15 15 Joe what is this the first time you've spoken to him since a couple of days after the incident um yes and what did you say when you ran up to him what happened well I he thought I was going to do him some harm with blood on your face yeah he look like a he looked like a mess he was he was yeah so I had blood all over my face I was dressed like a cheerleader um and I run me your Ting didn't you uh yeah I'd lost my phone um so I can't really remember it he thankfully reminded me um and I was sort of scrambling around like help sorry help help about that did he say he'd lost his phone didn't you take a didn't he take a selfie no Chris took a picture yeah that was another phone can can we leave George alone no I'm not I'm not ruling it out completely That Could Have That Could it gets more believable the further it goes it's not out yet so 25-year-old KSI didn't get saved by 16-year-old mix joshes say again that again how you do you know him yeah yeah he does our 3D work so like the start of his holiday he did the plane animation he do plane animation okay what else he it's not just all he does all he does he just loves the plane animation when you see like sides of like best XX have like a 3D model no only playes is he is he freelance is he fulltime is heesh freance he's freelance he's freelance you would have met him at the 10year party so he's been last year he came in through hry I do remember you though right do you know what I know that this was done at short notice I want to go with Ethan he's probably the most access Josh's one is probably true the most in terms of accessibility CU it was done at Short we're better men than that we would know if we know this man we would know to clear up he said we've met him multiple times if he hadn't said that if he said You' never met him I might be like okay remember he said you met him multiple times but then he also said hope he's over sold it he's overcooked I think either that will strike me down I mention apologies well who are you voting who you V I believe Ethan I believe Ethan I believe Ethan but you're our team captain they're all just talking about you aren't they like you're not even here all time I acknowledge you Mitch should we get these pants off yeah we're going to go with Ethan's story who is telling the truth it's Georgie Boy what what oh I'm just us uh basically I was on my way to my now take seat now girlfriend you're right M girlfriend yeah my now girlfriend um I was on my way about 2: in the morning um just walking down and then George I don't even know who he is at this point got all blood all down his face byy some P black Canal so I'm just like mate you better [ __ ] spit these words out or I'm [ __ ] going Mitch I'm thinking the same thing let's move it wch go this way you just stay here if you all right uh no that way sorry thank you team two I'm afraid you got it wrong which means you have to be punished bring back Mitch no uh bring on the punishment oh no yes there oh [ __ ] he's upgraded the long time wait no who's going up first not the SP can I just see that just young Roger feder feel that that's that's impaling all right let's just get over and done with manit turn around bro there's no way he's going to impale his ass that was gentle that was T naughty boys he's going to crank you VI oh yeah na I just it just feels like derogatory hard cross forward oh s Greg too many it's now time for round four and we need another celebrity guest this is for your team okay please welcome Big Zoo how do many times how's it going SP zoo please tell us your story um I was Nando's Nationwide griller of the Year 2015 wow Round of Applause for that wow were you big zoo at this point or were you working at Nando regular Zoo regular zoo that was both is it as you were making music at this point you were you were you working in Nando I'm feeling a bit of judgment here for my normal job no I was I was some of these went to private school I know I was spitting bars and I was grilling on the bars Oh I thought it was like you were doing You' done like a competition or something no the competition is of the it was might have been a make a wish that was Mitch how does one win that prestigious award you get chosen by your your like area manager or something so what were you doing that the others weren't well passion bro I'm I'm literally a TV chef how long were you like were you there for what Nando like was it just like you went in grilled one thing and they like no I done I done a year there just one year and you got to the top top Grilla in one year a TV chef is my job but nana so you you want you want you want the Nationwide G Gilla best Gilla yes Nationwide Lando no no because You' so you've been nominated by your local brch what about all the other local branches that nominated their people is there not like a competition between all the wi like you they don't just give you the how do you asent to Nationwide wait you're all talking at the same time tell them be easy okay one at a time how do you ascend to Nationwide level of grilling look at my belly bro do you think I got to this stature by not eating multiple chickens I don't doubt you very okay should I show you why I'm I was so good so there's there's technique to the to how you make your Nando obviously when it goes straight in the grill you want to get your your cross Grill yeah the best nandos has a cross gr I was just very technical with it so once it went on you put the two Spates in flip it around bam you get your cross can you give us an actual reenactment can you cook us some Nando so they're under in the yeah can I get a can I get a medium chicken butterfly piece that's cool well chicken butterfly has a bit different oh I was going to make I was going to make a whole chicken let do chicken so I get the two the two Sparks okay yeah bam into the breast CU that's the easiest way to get them out the container bam you fling it onto the thing but you P It You Pull It You Pull It skin side bam now you wait 2 minutes then you twist that's how you get the X yeah then it goes onto the chopping board you take it off chopping board bam in the middle straight down the middle that's how you get half spanking or cutting no spanking bam in the middle in half then bam again quarters so you get a breast a leg Yeah pick them up back onto the grill then you douse them with the sauce what what are you doing with it I love that it's like it's like a oh B yo so you put the sauce you put but the sauce is all in containers on the side and what what the difference I would do do you not like it when your Nando comes like covered the sauce the sauce hasn't gone into the chicken it's not nice is it where's me let it in young fat man I take time levels Powers energies dip it on the sauce wait 2 minutes look has it gone in bit more extra sauce onto the plate you get a flag you have to put hot on the flag bam oh sorry no I asked for hot I said hotot I said medium chck a butterfly this man Chang never there you can never work there and that's why year do you think that you won because you're big zoo no okay definitely not this 2015 right this is a long time no 2015 I was doing things yeah yeah yeah when did I meet you 2017 18 yeah 2017 yeah so 15 I was still want to come up I had I definitely was doing shows smelling a chicken the thing is I I believe it but I don't know if he just he might just have worked there right sorry have we established so you get nominated good answer to it what happens after you get nominated so you get nominated to go to the competition competitions in elen they've got this like you have a grill off I grow one he grows one they grow one they taste it buam bam bam it's also about your story who you are R so maybe the big zo help maybe is because you're big maybe I I believe I'm going be honest I believe it you believe it the fact you went to a Nando's grilling competition and won the Nando's grilling competition that's not where his lies his passion lies with the actual making of it I agree with Harry I think he's used his knowledge from being plugged in with Nando to facilitate his story I don't think the lies are going to be like they're not going to be oh he made it to the tourn he made it to the competition and then just didn't win that's all I think it is I think he might have won grilling awards at the Nando may all I'm saying live right I believe it you think he you think he won he went to a comp he went to a competition in eing and where they're all cooking Nando and he won the he won the I believe he could have won it I don't think this exist I'm with Harry well it doesn't matter we need an answer I'm saying lie okay lie Okay zoo is it the truth or a lie it is a lie about I worked in but yeah I got put up for Grill of the year but I didn't make it it does exist there is a thing it's actually a real thing National real thing winner gets like chicken or something thank you very much thank you thank you almost threr of the year goodby Well Done Boys on your points congratulations guys it's your turn to try and win a point yay with our next celebrity guest please welcome Maya Jama oh hello hey okay hi guys hello Maya what is your story please my story is that in my early career I presented a TV show called stupid idiots falling over what a show that would be and that is my story let's get digging L what channel was this on yeah it was on YouTube it was on YouTube yeah it was 2012 13 wow so you're an OG I was yeah you're the FIFA virgin I was the FIFA virgin yeah you know that it was a show on CER night called FIFA virgin at football virgin oh did you get to meet the people who were falling over it was kind of like uh You' been framed style okay you know people falling over in the street hidden camera Vibe was this your first like gig as like is this the come up gig is this where like you built your CV it was one of my come up gigs yeah before proper telli okay it was that so is it like a voice over thing you voice over introduce each clip or is it you present it no I'd be there with a little camera in a bush filming but when I do it sorry your come up was in a book are you are you comment a book that's not that's actual story well I was in a bush filming people fall over at some points yeah how long is the filming process wait was it in real time this is not believable well you know how filming Works don't you you stay you wait for something to happen you get so you're telling me youting something like David at stay in the desert for like [ __ ] 6 months to get a cricket attack El you were camped out in a bush o the street going hang on are you commentating the bushes there's a hidden camera somewhere I jump in we wait a couple of hours whatever Falls or trips we get we commentate over okay all right here we go let's get play by play here we go guys I'm out on the walk Lads I'm going shopping I'm going shopping what are the chances that he's going to fall over one in 10 some would say is this what the commentary goes like this is what I used to do yeah H his trainers look a little bit unstable idiot falling over nice idiot over that was [ __ ] that wasn't that's not in real time it would have been like whoa look at him go you don't like lay traps or anything it's just hoping there would be traps there sometimes Be Strings to trip people over if we having a slow day yeah you know slow the Flor push is illegal did you come out of the Bush and say haha we got you on camera yeah like like reaffirm that You' just been mered in 2012 did you live in a cartoon um no but I did live in the YouTube era where anything was allowed you didn't really have back then it's a good job it was allowed cuz I think it didn't exist the channel was stupid idiots fing over that was the whole Chan no that was the show and it was on a channel what was that channel called the Channel was jump off TV which I used to that's a credible thought but knows that we did loads of different things loads of Lo of situation slippy floors stupid idiot welcome back to jump off TV I'm in a bush a little bit all over why were they stupid idiots well you allowed to say a bit more back then as well weren't you you could call people no they are they fell over cuz they fell over you do feel like a stupid idiot when you fall over they they tripped them they tripped slow day though it's a slow day it happens you used to treat people off and go out you stupid idiot see that coming you've just been tripped you [ __ ] Castle was on at the same time and they would trip people up wouldn't they they'd n them down maybe that's where you got your and online is the people who made this show are they still working some of them some Neo babies how many people were working on this on a team yeah the we had couple of hidden cameras out there was obviously a director obviously yeah the you're the make you get the facial expressions and then an editor obviously after and the host me was no no no we weren we weren't that level we was it a real show or did you just get like actors and like fake people come it was a real show but for the pilot like play actors to fall over it's easier is it if we call up saying Series 2 is coming how much is it to get you for me to do it now poor don't know if I'd do it now also don't know if we'd be allowed to do it now that's the truth times were different back then as you guys everybody was driv people were getting Tri left right and Center back in the day I'm a lad I know I might baloney I think it's baloney I just don't buy you actively sitting in a bush I surely they just send you the footage you go this is [ __ ] true you think about early days of YouTube you did actually have to go outside didn't you you had to film your own bits no one get paid back then not you not but yeah I was in that bush multiple times no yeah I'm calling bollock balone balone call B I think just don't buy I I think it's absolute baloney if it's true okay Maya yeah is it truth or is it a lie that is actually a lie well done you get your points thanks guys all right see you thank you in the was in The Bu it is now time for the quickfire round in this round we will have three guests oh here they come te and you will have three minutes to deduce who is telling the truth who's telling the LIE they might all be telling the truth might all be liars and for this round there is a mystery prize underneath my desk one team will get their hands on do we really want is it gre's under the desk he's not he's not you will have three minutes to work out who is truthing who is lying your time STS I suppose so yeah that makes sense right so I became a local hero when I took out fire with my piss oh nice right okay okay he's so happy to save money on rent I allowed my landlord to piss on me once a month are you a landlord no I'm not I knew while I was a nanny for two kids I bumped into their Headmaster in a gay sex club oh not head Master the head master I like it okay 3 minutes starts now what did you say to him when you saw him I mean I I had to think about it I wondered if I should out him or not but I I did you did out him you out him I did snitch okay to who to kid's parents yeah I did she's a snitch she's a snitch okay okay um you you getting pissed on once a month how did this start um I just wanted to save some money so I was living in Melbourne and I was a Backpacker and I sort of offered it to him you may off not the piss I said um I can is there any way I could do someing just to save some money where did the piss go like what are we talking body face not on the face I kind of left my body and looked up and then it sort of just went on my body and then all my willly on my bed how old was the landlord about 65 70s around that age was he hot was he hot nah well I don't float that way old man how big was the fire yeah oh it weren't that big so it was the hottest day of the year uh 2018 and there was loads of smoke so that's why like the fire engines turned up everything but when they arrived you said done the job boys he's so G no I think so excited about he's so proud of the story I was known as the Southend Pier for absolutely ages sou he wants to tell everyone this story that's true I think that's true uh the piss one I'm thinking piss one false yeah which piss one no no yours is true yours is true get they so the Mar in the gay sex club that's fine that's that's believable that's believable which club was it what the name of the club B oh he was in burine Is that real that's that's the one in the one that's the that's the how did you get in I have my ways I can't believe that one are you going to meet you living in Germany at the time no I was just so you've met the head master in in in that's just two that's two you were on holiday but you were a nanny for two people to for kids something I yeah I went on holiday there he was it's plausible it's plausible a obviously it was the hottest day of the year but you know how like when you're in a tropical country you get tropical SP St S6 a tropical but um there was light either side of the and I think B I think um a bat of lightning must have hit a bolt on the pier cuz it was red hot so they officially said it was a cigarette I am not having it cuz the cigarette would not make a bul go red um and yeah now I do I've been for like 20 so wait so the fire was just a bolt that was glowing no so it wasn't fire loads of smoke that's why people saw it called the do you need a piss right now I that's the third time someone's made that joke now the land pist on you as it stopped now as it still going on are you still getting oh no no it's back in Melbourne so back in Melbourne back how did it go on for how long did it go on for six months that's time we need your answers this is really hard six months six [Music] times T just Dash it all right let's go through this so he would have imp peed on six times we need we need your answers weci we Qui come I'm saying triple Gap no I'm going oh two could be could True Lie who's true true I think he's pissed on the p p fine I I can accept True Lie Lie True Lie Lie I think he I'm true true Li lie lie Toby as Captain give us your answers please True Lie Lie okay truee you're saying you're saying random l saying say what um I'm saying True Lie Lie I'm saying True Lie Lie you're going I'm saying true true lie so it's up to you basically Captain Deliver Us Toby please give us your answers this could change our lives I'm going True Lie true okay okay one at a time please reveal you telling the truth c a bloody was oh no you m say he wasn't he was I was yeah har har he was he was he was telling the truth yes yes went no said course I proba he wasn't and I thought we got one got one we got one okay right and then true Captain I'm sorry for doubting you oh yeah sorry wow thank you very much guys thank you thank you JJ's team hello it is now your go to meet your mystery guests please bring them out yeah okay please tell us your stories I got my head stuck in a shark's mouth while snorkeling in the Pacific oh I microwave my best friend's hamster respect no don't respect that that's outrageous I slept with my school Bully's mom respect so there's two truths here anything be anything could all lying be truths oh how did you put the Hamet in the microwave open the door put it in that is the last question you need to ask okay why it was cold so I was at a sleepover yeah I was at a sleepover on my friend's house and we had taken the hamster outside and after like 20 minutes it just stopped moving like freezing cold and her mom had said not to take it out so my solution was like put it in rice how old was you how old are you at the time seven young enough to like up hamster killing age yeah hamst it didn't die it didn't die didn't die didn't die it was only like 3 seconds it wasn't medium exactly how long was it in there for three there about oh more oh 3 to 5 Seconds was it on defrost or guys you have to ask was it we have three minutes sh was it do you know what shark it was well what what I discovered was that um uh it's very difficult to tell the type of shark when you got your head in it m yeah that makes sense the consensus on the beach was that it was a blue shark blue wait how did your head get stuck uh well I was just swimming I was snorkeling and then basically I hit I hit my head I thought I hit my head on something which I thought in my at that moment that it was a boat but then my whole world went black and my mask filled with water and I heard this screaming and I to this day I still don't know whether that was me screaming or the people on the beach or the shark you're screaming could have been the shark I didn't even think about the shark do you have any bite marks I do yeah I've actually got a scar on my left eye where it's the tooth of the Shar okay oh how much of your head was in the shark so that was the the top of its mouth and then so it had so it there so that's I can't really do it but that was the bottom of its jaw and that was the top and um my eye came out so this is the the tooth went through the eye socket my eye came out and I could actually look behind me without moving my head just by lifting my eye that's actually quite cool she left it that's handy and then bully bully question how's that that come about how did you even get in contact with the mother uh well basically I was working at security in in Central and um yeah she was basically one of the one of the punters at the uh Club I was working at so I checked the ID and I was like that name looks kind of familiar and then um yeah what Liberty libertine oh okay Li and what what how did you seduce this woman into bed what was the line did you drop game or oh I don't really have any lines okay I got one all right we got 10 seconds 10 seconds I go go D taste as sweet as you look oh really good yeah what M was the mom's name m what the [ __ ] is her name I don't remember disrespectful all right guys the time has gone [ __ ] back lad I well I have no [ __ ] idea lad I have an idea hang on come on i' got an idea I'm listening right microwave story changed from 3 to 5 Seconds just [ __ ] yeah but that's quite I'm I'm panicked how old were you at seven I put the hamster in the microwave uh he has not P someone out of just saying do taste as sweet as you look and why M at libertine Liberty oh Liberty why is Mom there I think he's truthful but he said he was wearing a mask but go through the mask into the yeah yeah [ __ ] sharet I me at what point are you going to be like oh yeah let me just check behind me real quick gra yeah yeah using it as a rear viiew mirror I kind of want it back in yeah no but I think he's just like he's so happy he's still here after being in a shark's mouth that like he's exaggerated the fact that his eye was hanging out and he's like oh my God it's amazing he's true I think the hamster is true I think the the hamster is true same yeah I trying to say I can't pull no no no just not this mother Ms just not this mother just not this mother I don't think she was there the fact you're trying to combat us here makes me even think you're lying even more what was your bully called time's up time's up Stephen I'm just asking a question Jonathan Jonathan not getting bullied by Jonathan team captain what's your initial thoughts I think true true lie I was going to lie one at a time please tell us let him do his thing remember there's a great prize on offer what are the chances of you meeting your Bully's mom and then Bing her on the same night I said lie true then I want True Lie Li I want lie true Li can we get an answer here on J decisive let's go for it 3 seconds you are the night lie yes true yes lie yes okay one at a time please let us know what happened mine was a lie [ __ ] okay nice mine was a lie tell us it's true it was a lie you got hit with a triple line thank you very much thank you and that means godam your team wins this prize oh just burden a box oh yeah Harry that's a bit of you I actually quite like that KN you can have it you can put it your is that a real bird yeah yeah it looks like it it can be our mascot yeah the prize is a bird in a box I can't see over should we put him should we put him down there yeah put him down here Chris would have wanked over that careful with the B if George took own Chris MD would have had a [ __ ] it's not a bird of prayer it's a seagull is it not yeah it's still a bird though is it it's now time for our next round please welcome our special celebrity guest or should I say guests Jed let's go come on come on come on come on come on there we go that's it now we're on our way we're on our way live that's it I'll never Clean This Heart i' ask you for all your names but I just know you are all having a lot of fun I know you I see you a lot of part guys I'm so we're here because like obviously for The Vibes for The Vibes a channel this we have a talk show obviously a YouTube are we going to get streaming for this or is going to be just on your Channel or stand guys I can play soccer I can play soccer like look at this I can do 40 pors I'll see you in the ring getting R training you know what I mean no beef no beef no beef I do like beef though but I'll take some chicken hey just joking okay where are we meant to stand all right all right how old are you I'm 28 all right you look a little bit older you look a bit more F we've not all seen the makeup artist today okay we're all ground we're here okay this is to your team please tell us your tale all right let's do this this is the Tie I was wearing well we actually had two but I couldn't find mine yes when we met Manchester United Legend Wayne Rooney with his take liver his accent and stuff he thinks he plays for Liverpool it's Manchester United he's more in soccer yeah yeah all the OG so we'll do that we'll do that twice just in case you need to cut it yeah we met I was wearing when we met Manchester United Legend Wayne Rooney [ __ ] off it happened all right so you just met him that's the story so we always find ourselves in the right place the right time but this time we were in a hotel lobby and Wayne Rooney was sitting there he he came up to us not us the other way around a regular dude looked like he was about to play some golf anyway go on ask some questions about it when was this many years ago you know at the height of the J Lally when Wayne Rooney was Wayne Rooney we had done a concert we to a hotel literally we pull up to this hotel all St see them yeah but the main thing is we were all seeing karaoke songs like Hannah Montana best of Bo World High '90s backst Street boy songs West Life boy bands he knew them all way no way was singing as well there was no guitar president but we all basically our whole team decided to call it a knce we got papat you can Google it we were like this is a once in lifetime opportunity but is it a lie or is it the truth I don't know ask ask some more question good at this KSI what you think one um what did what did Rooney say to you he was just very kind of low-key star stroke what he said was what he said was you guys can come down to Manchester United any time and his agent was like you have to come down to Manchester you have to come down and sit in the box and see the game we never took him up in the offer but maybe someday we will things to obiously we would have taken him up in the offer yeah it's a kind of a blur but I just knew we were just all singing songs and what what was you singing that night we were sing back boys tell me why it ain't nothing but a heartache tell me why it ain't nothing but a mistake tell me why I never want to hear everyone I want it and that's how it went down but it was Ro nice right we need to figure out though so was Wayne sing what year was this wait hang on was Wayne singing this yes Wayne was singing what Wayne sing because I feel like you would remember what Wayne Rooney was singing obviously deeper like you know he was just kind of like dling around like a magical fairy like just wasn't fully committed we were the Harry Styles and the Zay he was more the lean pay good good but like no but I'm only messing you say it I think Lee might be your biggest fan we're only on laughes all right it's not serious if it's I want to know what year it was it was like 200 12 11 11 so how much hair did he have not so much he had as much as you anyway I think he's got more now unfortunate you have a good head of hair don't worry don't have any hair he's got great hair than go go on go on why do you why did you have a tie uh because you know it's part of our style you know thought we were just in Timberlake back then we like we're looking a little a little bit of Jazzy a little bit like hey how you why have you kept it like this is the Wayne Rudy Tire cuz it's got it still smells like them so wait why does it smell like him so I don't I thought he just sung a song Sur it smells like you I just made that offer anyway um we just have it cuz we keep all the stuff that we have because you're always you know you keep have you got can I ask you a question was he on his own in the hotel or was he with his Nan figure it was it was him and his maner the agent had gray hair he everybody has people except us we don't really have people representation Wonder we don't have agents got each other we just rock up you know now but now we have all you guys our football agents absolutely football agents you're going to teach us aren't you yeah so so do you keep every item of we actually have a lot of storage people Rob stuff people Rob stuff like no do yeah you're on stage you come out and you're like oh I took your shoes this one time and you're like can you give those back to me and then they're from Germany and then you already not in therapy are you going to keep this t-shirt now as like the KSI t-shirt this is when I met we hav't got any free merch yeah where's the merch guys well wait Ry didn't give you that though that's yours I know do you want that so J how about this guys lovely lovely I'll keep the card I'll keep the card we're taking this back to I'm an absolute Beast why why have you done that I'll keep this red t-shirt stop why why have you done that though should make a memorable so I'll know what the ri the shirt that I the [ __ ] is this is the shirt that I rip on the side then Channel guys oh my God don't don't feel the mighty Hulk here I'm from Ireland guys he's first guys guys back to the questions is it a lie or is it true Hotel it was the Mayer Hotel you know we got good rates because Stars wait it was in mayare is it the mayare hotel yeah the Mayer Hotel there used to be a Mecca there fans there all the time Flow Rider different we got we got banned did you twin you got banned on the yeah cuz they didn't want the the pilgrimage anymore outside you causing that we used to give fans muffins and go to breakfast with a big get all the Quant and all the bits and Bobs and give it to them so we looked after them pretty well what wait what was Rooney drinking everything alcohol at the time we weren't really much drinkers I didn't look too much into finer details but uh maybe he was having an orange juice you know it definely alcohol Johnny was singing Do you ever think about what do you ever think about we call it like you know what it's getting real late now we're going to head back and see what tomorrow hold we had we had to go to sleep you went to bed before Wayne Roy did you have to call itable some people keep going on on he did have his agent with them we knew he'd be safe no matter what he had his fellow with him where in the hotel was this it was around the corner from the Mayfair down by a cross not noof just across from just I'm going to [ __ ] call it this is baloney what excuse me balone he's been spending too much time in America baloney does anybody eat baloney I don't think so no well said all right quick huddle yeah let's go huddle all right oh huddle so what do you think what do you think is it all we think it's a [Laughter] liive are we about to reveal what's going on we let the host we let the host reveal you do it what's he we this guy this guy is going places we need to get this guy a designer s yeah guys was it the truth it was the truth John and Ed everybody oh God we're having a dance off I found the picture guys we may not have we're not going to take the set but let's cut a quick selfie so we can use that as a memory you know let's do it let's do it so when we're all our Lads we can look back at us we were so young you know what I mean so young so young love it other table come on Lads we come on we got your we got your join our we're here for the Vib Legend guys we're already have the last okay bye-bye I guess now it's time for another round oh you got it wrong got itong you have to be punished let's bring [Laughter] out [ __ ] this this look like really hurts go on then you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] not me dead you back a punch pocket I can feel the spikes in the bottom yeah I can feel the spes it's now time for our next round which is the mystery guest round uh you can come forward I won't sh anym uh so guys please read out out your stories right um this is Kim and she actually lives my Amazon Parcels a lot of the time so it's weird seeing her here watch Amazon parcel and Parcels yeah blows them yeah no she deliver she delivers my Amazon parcels and the first couple of times she delivered par Parcels she referred to me as Minecraft boy Shimon play tale this is Kim she is talia's cousin she has never eaten a vegetable wow I didn't eat any until I was not even an over jeans they're both lying because this is Kim uh she was my first love from Nursery um she was the only girl in the class who could beat me in an arm wrestle wow this is Kim I met her on a sideman shoot and befriended her over our mutual love of man united you can see the sadness in her which one do you think it was jizzel have you and Kim shared a pinky promise no okay nice that's a lie then why why was she not at your wedding uh she was she was busy she was busy yeah what are you doing Harry yeah um you were both in Nursery correct yes okay that's good is good to back he just said she was in nury never oh God yeah no it says for merury you heard it years ago that was the question yeah that was the question oh oh clear it up Vic yes how does she know where you live when I order on Amazon I put my address in what a question I've got a failing this is Vicar's house it says Vic but I can't really I don't know where he lives Minecraft Bo vickar I feel like someone would know about you being called Minecraft boy after being delivered you would have told someone you told us that would have been a group chat [ __ ] history moment I thought you guys would roast me so you being no you would that's [ __ ] life okay yeah cancel him he's done he's out you would have told us I'm between to D and Simon so she's never ever tried a vegetable not even to this day I'll be honest I've had dinner with her once Okay and like did you you point a laugh at her like ha look she's the nonveg I don't do that to most people so no non what did what did she have uh a pizza of some sort we a Pizza Express why so you are arm wrestling this lady she is your first love uh what did you love about her just a big biceps or anything else yeah it was I was you know me I was a very strong boy so to be to be beaten an arm wrestle made me feel like oh dominated you like that yes you like being dominated about B har I marked off for me inally you were like oh I like do you said you bonded over your love of man united you are what is her views on ten hog do you is it ten hog out we haven't spoken recently about man united for obvious reasons all right what did you last speak about man united then can't remember but you met you met her at a sidan shoot yep sidan Sho what s man shoot was it it was Pub golf in benador you met her at Pub golf in so she was in benador yeah what's her name again Kim So after meeting her and she said I'm United fan you went right we got to we got to you it was it was do you remember we did the the what is it the [ __ ] Bronco the ball the mechanical ball you was all [ __ ] wasted and I was getting a kebab and she come over really wouldn't chill out I was getting a kebab and she come over and she started chatting to me about man united because they just played Valeria oh they did and the coach was [ __ ] there the coach I remember United fans and they it's [ __ ] cheaper to get a [ __ ] coach from benador all of them are saying she is smiling as well she might be just laughing at my [ __ ] man accent I didn't want to say anything that was true though cuz I remember bumping into them it was there was a cab shot next to the bakon it yeah we had it at 3:00 a.m. I'm leaning more toward why would Vick care about who delivers his now looked at his card got stiff by his giggling had his own card she called me my pick up I went right how am I going to tell this and he's like was she on a girl's holiday what she with friends she went to watch man united so she's on a on in benador she was with no so listen here clarky what happened is a lot of people got the flight closest to benador were in benador and then got a coach up to where V Royale player I remember it right cuz it was cheaper I think I think and there was trouble in benador was it though yes you know what I'm I'm going to wrap this up I think it's Toby I'm happy to go why you smiling like that wait no I think it's Simon for God sake no I think it's Toby I'll [ __ ] pick one man IP dip do the cat's got flu Mommy's got the chicken pox mommy out goes you it's Toby let's go okay Kim please tell us who you know and Fry uh yeah it's so what was the point of all the [ __ ] question you're just going to it dip do what's the point of the question thank you very much Kim uh Hope you join a [Music] walk good luck tomorrow thank you yeah well done soel it's now time for our final celebrity round please welcome deer Lads I've started a weed farm all right what's up guys you guys good should we just vote now all right can we vote now what a li you is a lie no you think it's a lie all right okay I stole this PL off a girl after she bit me on the penis [ __ ] [ __ ] hell first [ __ ] hell firstly when this was like this was last year and you've kept through moving houses you've always kept this plot as the cockbiting pl it's it's like fly it's like reminder why did you bite your penis yeah so I'm I'm matched this girl on like hinge and then I was just like okay yeah she's cool she's cool Vibes we start talking on hinge we like you know discussing all that you I don't know and anyway so then um then we uh decid oh you know what let's meet let's like you know let's like have a good time together this blah blah blah anyway so we've met like once twice three times you know we've had sex it's like it's like good times then the fourth time that we meet she got hungry then I I don't know so cuz she's quite playful like quite frisky so then like as I'm like uh you know got my dick out and everything and then you know I mean so then know so then she just she just bites it and she's like call call me a name call me something what did you call her hungry no I don't know what she wanted me to call her I'm going to have to to push you for an answer it's C no it's C it's C I'm going to say lie okay deji are you telling the truth or a lie I'm telling a lie it's now time for the final round yeah this is called 24 Karat in a box thank you thank you uh this is called 24 Karat in a box each team will need to put forward a player please do that we need democracy listen to the pressure 10,000 is on the line guys I don't want to do it you've got this my guy you're Captain you have this you have this shut up man one of you will look in your box and either see £10,000 or nothing the other person will then have around 2 minutes to decide whether they want to swap the box or not George yes please take a peep inside your box at the gynecologist you are got look at his face here look at the reaction he don't want it oh he doesn't give much away he really doesn't okay how was it what what was in there there was a uh the inside of the box with a uh card in there saying that uh it just says keep this B you'll enjoy it okay so no money no there is money okay so there's money and a note that says keep this bow you'll enjoy it okay it might not say that but okay what is what's the money like is it in notes is it solid gold it's not in Gold no it's in money what notes What notes yeah he's going to make a and an amount I I wasn't looking the the on top was why you was there a card or was there money why Shifty why is he moving like Shifty there there was just it was just a card in there this is the weird no the thing is though the normal tactic is like all right I'll either say there's money or I'll say there's no nothing in there he's just gone I don't know what's in here did you even look there's not actually £10,000 but the £10,000 is mine I like I like the strategy how do you know the £10,000 is yours it's got my name all over what are you going to do with your £10,000 is it is it going to Simon's charity good one I don't I mean I'll think about afterwards it's going somewhere good it's going to a good home day it's not that good um can I does it actually say this is for George Clark it doesn't say that can you tell us what it says please it says they will give you £10,000 o oh that could be a that could be a thing brother he said six different things this means nothing we should have just guessed immediately they all around the same thing of the the money is mine okay oh wait s do you have the money if I looked there would be no point to this game good point oh wait what are you just looking you [ __ ] look Simon why not just look I reckon George's got nishe in the Box I think he's got he's got Nish I like him so if he if he has it I'm happy for him I don't want to tempt fate and change box so I want to keep this yeah okay you're sticking with your box so you're keeping yeah cuz I want you to spend that money wisely okay yeah yeah oh it's really nice of you s are you happy with that decision I'm inconclusive shock it's impossible to play this game okay Simon I guess now the big reveal please open your box HR what do that say oh no you have won 10K VI it wasn't note though I thought it was money you have to pay the other team 10 come on are you sweating you're very nervous was a difficult game all right uh well congratulations team two you are today's win done that's all for today folks uh we'll see you next week I won't be here goodbye bye-bye side products are coming to a supermarket near you in Tesco we have delicious bags of steak and chicken strips I guess you could call it JY each bag has 10 G of protein and under 100 calories and buffalo Chipotle and Korean barbecue flavors perfect for after a workout snacking or lunch boxes I like that that has got a nice taste to it besides just keeps getting better and better check out the socials for more details

Channel: Sidemen

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Length: 72min 44sec (4364 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 14 2024