Worst Weddings Ever: The Horror Stories

reddit what is the worst wedding you've ever been to what made it bad the bride's aunt died on the dance floor while dancing i was at a wedding where the groom's mother died during the reception she wasn't at the reception she was at the hospital end stage of some cancer and wanted them to keep their dates so she could see the wedding she watched through an ipad and then died you want to kill a wedding put speeches an hour after dinner and have that happen for three hours i think speeches started around 8 p.m by the time the video tributes and the people talking about how great everyone is ended it was 11 o'clock and everyone was just done not a lot of time to dance and socialize left over when the venue was closing at midnight i was feeling sick so i should have left sooner went to one that was the same thing big italian catholic wedding eight nine speeches through a five-course dinner while the bar was closed the second that bar opened at like 10 p.m people went nuts and got way too drunk way too fast my best friend's wedding she should never have married her husband she is only with him because she doesn't think she can do better and no one else had really expressed interest it was painful to watch her just lock herself into this darkness inhalation of self i could see she even knew that's what was happening somewhere deep inside so many things happened which made it clear what was happening and even why to bullet the despair she spent the evening before with my husband and i talking about any guy she had ever had an interest in or flirtation with it was like she was mooring all of her lost chances no excitement no mention of her to be we jokingly but not that jokingly offered to just take her home with us six hours away she had no plans for getting ready the next day asked me at 10 pm to do her hair and makeup and arrange for the photographer to come to my hotel to document this we also drove her to the wedding neither i nor my husband her second best friend were invited to be in her wedding party it was strange and so many people the next day would say oh you're her best friend she talks about you all the time and look confused her matron of honor and bridesmaid were her husband's best man's family they did not contribute to helping her get ready it was like she didn't want us the people who care about her involved in this her parents had not been in touch for days and came 15 minutes late to the ceremony never calling her beforehand she had clearly learned her lack of value at home his vows were mostly jokes for the audience loving her was never mentioned despite her asking him not to he violently smushed the cake in her face i helped her clean up it was deeply upper nostrils in her hair in her eyes britta maids tried to take pictures while laughing until i menacingly threw them out of the bathroom it took me a while to make her vaugely presentable again i offered a game to just take her with me far less jokingly this time she was quiet and a little teary but did not respond best man's speech was about her husband mostly with a story about how clumsy she is i had to walk outside my husband had to calm me down as i cried and yelled about it all before people heard me in the end this was her choice she spent the following 10 years so far feeding the worst saddest parts of herself she's become completely self-involved i guess she needs to because no one else in her life is taking care of her we haven't actually spoken in about three years though she emails with my husband again about herself only she still calls me her bff on facebook and refers to my daughter as her niece though my daughter doesn't know her at all thank god they never had children i know they haven't had sex in at least four years it was a wedding but it felt like watching someone commit suicide this was the most painful read in here to me this is odd but i am going to say mine this was because of my wife's family we wanted to keep the wedding very small we were very young and some thought we were too young to get married so this was the reasoning for keeping it small i had my parents brother and four friends my wife invited her parents brother and grandmother her grandmother took it upon herself to invite the entire side of my wife's family we had over 100 unexpected guests that acted as if they were insulted that they had to be there the good news is my wife kicks butt going on 15 years a coastal wedding in england in january the weather here is unpredictable at the best of times and the bride and groom decided to have their wedding at a castle right by the sea of course it being january the weather was atrocious high winds coming directly off the sea and pee rain all day it was freezing and the reception was in a marquee there were very few heaters i remember i specifically bought a new outfit for this wedding and was able to wear it again to the next one because i didn't take off my coat the entire time it was hideous i was at a dry wedding where the main theme was books you were assigned to read a book prior to the wedding and were sat with people who read that same book to create conversation interesting idea but a majority of people aren't going to do it people were also purposely not put with people they knew an attempt to make people socialize with others basically all we did is make a few sentences about how we didn't read the book and left after being served an inedible dinner and headed to a bar it was actually a really nice wedding but it was an outdoor venue and it was unseasonably cold and it was raining the venue where the wedding was held was outdoors but it was like a huge covered patio like even enough for the 120 120-150 guests to have seats under the roof anyway instead of the seasonal average of like 65-70 we had 45 with wind and rain even if my tux with the jacket and all it was chilly the bridesmaids were shivering the rain was blowing in because the patio was covered but there weren't walls or anything i love the idea of outdoor weddings but i don't think i'd do it i've been to four and only once has had the weather be cooperative ugg i had friends get married in a forest it was a stretch of meager woods between two cornfields mosquitoes galore we had to sit on logs that were covered in damp moss the mud was ankle deep in places and the ceremony was inaudible due to a tractor plowing the field they served food out a charming old cottage that was actually a rotting former chicken coop that the groom literally dragged in from elsewhere the entire event was a nightmare went to a low-cost wedding it wasn't the low budget that made it bad but several things stemming from that one they never specified that it was a casual wedding to anyone other than close friends and family the invitations were pretty fancy looking so i went out and bought a simple yellow sundress because i didn't have anything nice to wear at the time i showed up over dressed most people were in t-shirts and dirty genes the other one stroke three rd were more dress up than the entire wedding party two it was at a public park it was crowded and there were dogs crapping everywhere and one couple in a very loud argument that you could hear across the park 3. the reception was held in this tiny community room you could rent it stunk like cigarettes most of the guests left the ceremony and went directly to the reception because that's what the invitation said to do after an hour passed without the bridal groom showing up some caterers wheeled in some food and left no one wanted to start eating before the bride and groom showed up so the food just sat there getting cold another hour went by without the couple showing up and eventually people got hungry enough to just say frickit and serve themselves i'm just being honest when i say the food was absolutely disgusting vienna sausages in a now cold sweet sauce wilted veggie platter cold can chili there also wasn't nearly enough food for all the guests they invited so by the time the people in the back of the line got up there nothing was left two more hours passed before the bride and groom finally showed up so that's four hours we were all sitting in this tiny stinky room with no music no dancing no nothing the four hours once they got there the bride and groom just went over to their table and sat there it became apparent that nothing was actually planned for the reception other than those three cold trays of food for 50 plus people at that point me and the group of people i came with decided to say congrats and leave i don't even know why we stayed for so long and yes they are still happily married 10 plus years later it was just a very poorly planned budget wedding see this is why i keep telling my mother that putting casual on our invites is a bad idea but she thinks of casual as a nice dress or slacks and a button-up shirt i'm trying to get her to understand that casual these days means games probably my cousin's wedding it was nice there was nothing wrong with the wedding itself but a lot of people were are very confused by their relationship it doesn't seem like they're in love they could be two strangers on the bus that's how much chemistry they have it just didn't seem like they were right for each other and just got married because they felt like it was the next step i talked to my sister about it the other day and turns out that a few months after they got married my cousin asked our aunt her mother how she could get an annulment but then a week later she found out she was pregnant they're still together today she's due this winter anyone knows she talked to her mom about it except me my mom and my sister i don't even think her husband knows a sibling's wedding it was a shotgun wedding with the bride looking like a seven months pregnant satin sausage the groom drunk off his butt despite not being legally old enough to drink the ceremony being performed by the local engine amongst the motorcycle gang the bride's dad belonged to while the groom's mother and stepmother who previously had restraining orders against one other took a timeout from there on going few to share shots out of the same flask at a vfw hall off a major highway did i mention there were turkey vultures circling the building as we arrived eta spelling this is one of those weddings you just have to get drunk and laugh oh man this one is easy it was on a beach on a day where the wind decided is wanted to make a point that it was boss wind coming off the ocean tends to cut through clothing really easily and this was an outside wedding at night ceremony starts the microphone they are using is straight static and no one can hear a thing the groom say and it's just loud ear piercing static once the finish and they are about to walk down the aisle to take pictures the groom's brother run up there and grabs the mic and says wait everyone i have something to say gives a 30-minute sermon about god's will neither of these people getting married are religious they go and take pictures it takes two and a half hours it starts to become nighttime and everyone is in dress clothes waiting for the pictures to finish up still no food and everyone is starving and freezing to death then finally it was food time apparently the catering company drove all the food pro made from hours away it consisted of white rice salad mashed potatoes and the driest unsalted chicken you will get from el pollo loco at least we would get cake i was wrong they brought out little cheesecake bites that were cut into little squares i ate one and knew the gig was up it was the telltale sign of sara lee cheesecake these caterers seriously charged these people to cater their wedding and went and got eight dollar cheesecakes from the store and tried to pass it off it was kind of crazy and i left i was too cold to be out there during that the brother religious sermon part is the exact reason i plan to elope went to my cousin's wedding in november in new york that took place in a barn with no heating whatsoever everyone was freezing their asses off the bride's dead father had recorded a message for her she didn't know about it they had to stop the wedding for an hour while she cried the bridesmaids cried with her 10 stroke 10 worst wedding i've ever been to also the food was mediocre that message from her father could have been sweet but in hindsight maybe in private before the wedding my fiance's brother got married earlier this year the married couple in question have a tendency for executing 85 of the plan and leaving the rest to other people to figure out i was one of the groom's men and between his mother and myself we became the last 15 he wanted every groom's men to drive from where we were staying to the venue a barn separately because we all have cool cars and it will look cool for us to arrive in a convoy i responded with questioning if the venue allowed cars to stay overnight i knew the guest count and the amount of alcohol he brought so i knew it was going to be one of those weddings he said probably normal wedding stuff nice event bartenders have the heaviest of paws people are starting to get really drunk towards the end the bartender starts handing entire bottles to attendees to get rid of it groom was double fisting wine bottles at one point 10 p.m the venue owners asks me and my soon-to-be mother-in-law why we haven't started cleaning up yet and when she was going to get her final check come to find out not only had the couple not paid the final payment they declined the cleanup fee saying the groom's mother will handle that and never told anyone else about it the mom obviously loses her mind and sends me to go find the groom because explanations are needed i find him face down in a field surrounded by a pool of his own vomit with the other groom's men trying to pick him up he is a big boy at six feet five inches 260 lbs i get him up and carry him back to the barn where his buddies nurse him back to life i come back to report to his mom who is furiously cleaning up needless to say my report did not help her fury come to find out they absolutely refused to allow cars to stay overnight at the venue so after we finished cleaning brought the groom back to life had his mom write a check we then spent the next two hours getting drunk folks and cars to the various hotels they were staying at tl dr if you're going to get trashed at your wedding make sure you get all 100 of the plan in place not 85 just reading this stress me out row it's a toss up between the one where the bridle and groom part y took a five one stroke two-hour detail between the ceremony and the reception for photos a reception where no food was to be served prior to their arrival with only a cash bar that also wouldn't serve until their arrival and a totally dry wedding where the groom put a large cash gift from one of the bride's family members under his plate only to forget until after the reception was cleaned up cue myself and several groomsmen inside a dumpster emptying and searching every bag in vain hopes of finding the lost money while the bride literally wept and wailed in the groom's arms went to a wedding once where the church service was known to won and the reception was at five so we all went to the bar for four hours yay-day drinking and fancy clothes parents of the bride were divorced and it was clearly not amicable the bride didn't seem to have much backbone so instead of telling them to put aside their crap they ran amok she walked down the aisle with her natural dad but then her in-law dad stood with her at the altar she had to do two separate father-daughter dances to two complete songs the bio dad was hooked up with a loud trashy girl a good 15 20 years younger than her bio mom so she decided to wear a low-cut dress that looked more for nightclubbing while the ex-wife stared daggers at her all night it was most awkward four hours of my life i've never been to a bad wedding but i've been to weddings with bad moments one of the worst was a catholic wedding where the priest was cracking sexist jokes covering horrible stereotypes he talked for almost 30 minutes and it was like a terrible stand-up show he said things like as we all know men and women are different women love shopping and men love working with their hands so men when your wife goes shopping and buys you new stuff just know that's what women are like i mean women am i right men when you come home from work and the kids want to play and your wife wants a break remember she's been home with them all day and need a break too men and women's brains are different while men's brains are organized and logical women's brains are like a bowl of spaghetti so when you're having communication problems just remember you love spaghetti and it makes sense to her my husband and i were trying really hard not to laugh other than that it was a lovely and super fun wedding they sure know a lot about women those catholic priests my brother's wedding my parents and i have helped him through a lot of trouble in his life prison addiction etc he's clean and clear now but i don't think he's ever understood what those years did to our family and in typical white people fashion we never talk about it his wife was wedding crazy so it was all about her which is fine except her family had all the front tables we were stuck down the back behind his rehab family they had three hours of speeches where no one thanked or acknowledged my mum or dad who had given them 20 k for the wedding we were then the last table to get to go to the buffet by which time nothing was left oh and of course there was no alcohol my husband and i went through mcdonald's on the way home it just showed me that people never change he's still an idiot now he's just an idiot with a wife this one made me really sad your poor parents went to a couple's wedding who were both on their second wedding the dude was rich so everything was pretty nice except they decided a dj wasn't needed she made a playlist from youtube and had that playing the levels on all the songs were different we had to wait for crappy wi-fi to play load the songs and someone had to keep changing the playlist when it finished but that wasn't the worst part more than half the songs were pitbull he was on every playlist sometimes in a row and songs were repeated i should add in that they definitely had the money for it as they had a guy playing guitar the whole time no singing just acoustic guitar while pictures were being taken we decided against a dj in favor of sorting the music out ourselves but we had the good sense to use spotify and download all the music ahead of time spent ages putting those playlists together and everyone loved the music can't imagine just playing stuff from youtube the mind boggles i'm going to say my cousin's daughter's wedding it was in labor day weekend and it felt like the hottest day ever first of all i'm not a fan of people having weddings on a holiday weekend but whatever not why this was bad we drove an hour to get to this barn in the middle of bum frick nowhere all the chairs were set up in this field in the beating sun the service was about 45 minutes and i thought the groom was going to pass out he was 300 pounds and had the suit jacket with the vest still on we finally made it through the service and we got into the barn for the reception no fans and nowhere conditioning it was 100 people crammed into a barn in 98 degree weather this was the barn's first wedding with everything brand new my mother went to sit down in the chair split in half thank god my uncle didn't sit there like he wanted to because he had just gotten major back surgery and the ambulance would have had to come and find this barn in the middle of the woods my mom my dad my uncle and myself went to sit under the shade of an apple tree until dinner was served and then got the heck out of there it would have been a beautiful wedding if it wasn't the same temperature as heck i always cringe when i get an invite to a summer wedding i don't deal with the heat at all sitting in a suit jacket in really hot weather is about the last thing in the world i want to do my brothers wasn't bad but it was kind of annoying it was held in a place where no microphones were allowed due to the presence of tropical birds who would be upset by them and the registrar who was doing the service had no concept of vocal projection so we were just sitting there desperately trying to make out what she was saying so we could follow i look grumpy in every photo due to straining myself to hear and i was in the second row we were essentially just watching a woman's lips flapping while my sister-in-law was wearing a nice dress so i worked weddings at a hall in high school and i have a few short gun wedding between a couple 17-year-old kids they clearly didn't want to get married and their relationship was only physical it was super cringy when they tried to do a toast but couldn't give the bride and grew many champagne yugoslavian couple hugos always have crazy weddings they put the invites on the radio everyone from the community is there you see the regulars well the groom had a little too much booze forced on him by the old kongak drinkers and was sloppy as frick the bride was giving him crap and he tried waving her off but ended up slapping her not sure if intentional or not bride's brother pulls out this custom engraved silver beretta and puts one through the groom's shoulder that was a long night another one the husband gets up at the reception and announces that since he caught his new wife cheating on him with her maid of honor again he was having the marriage annult the mother of the bride started bitching the bride out over being a lesbian and how this guy was supposed to be their meal ticket and why couldn't she just have made it work bona super sad story couple had everything booked for a wedding renewal on the 50th anniversary the husband passed in his sleep the night before they still had the reception because deposits paid and guests invited but the tone changed considerably for like half a second i thought the yugoslavian and lesbian bride weddings were the same wedding fancy wedding as an award-winning restaurant groom was head chef maybe 100 or so guests stoked to eat some great food we show up realize they had the wedding itself on a boat an hour earlier with only a dozen or so of the closest guests kinda weird walking in and seeing the bride in her dress just schmoozing with everyone but cool whatever floats your boat lol open bar everyone grabs their drinks and starts to get a bit tipsy food starts coming out everyone is lined up buffet style four are those hotel pans of food come out and are quickly emptied the rest of the crowd maybe 60 70 people wait around in line for 10 15 20 minutes most sit back down or grab another drink another half hour passes people get more drunk food still isn't coming out bride groom and family seem completely unfazed there was a cheese meat board but everything was gone in the first 10 minutes except for a giant wheel of parmesan which people started hacking us desperately with forks flash forward two hours everyone is completely trashed and angry confused af still no food we're in a restaurant the groom is a chef what is happening a drunk 13 year old girl stole my hat we went to taco bell six months later the bride messages me on facebook asking if my now husband and i would like them to cater our upcoming wedding lol it was my brother's wedding there were a lot of trashy and classic things but in retrospect what really made it bad was that it foreshadowed a lot of bad at his own wedding he stole his thunder by announcing they were pregnant after hiding it to that point and did it minutes before the ceremony for everyone to hear bride looked pee through the entire thing i'm pretty sure she didn't approve i don't just mean the ceremony i mean the entire night announced during his speech that that whole table of buttholes who are rsvped and didn't bother to show up and he pointed to a table no one would have noticed they are wrong i will be a great husband the best husband and the best father they will see so yeah he walked out on her when the baby was something like two months old to be with another girl he knocked up who was something like six months pregnant if you are new to the channel you can subscribe i publish new videos every day until then check another video [Music] bye for now

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Length: 25min 20sec (1520 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 20 2021