Worst Movie of the Year Just Came Out

I know it's a little early to call this but I'm going to go ahead and put this in the books that I think we just got the worst movie that 2024 will experience we basically got the Lord of the Rings Gollum for movies already this year and I know I said something similar when night swim dropped a couple months ago but I think Mega Mine 2 Doom Syndicate is much worse and I'd like to explain why it just dropped today and I've already had the entire day ruined by watching it so I wouldn't wish that curse upon my worst enemy I know that's not in news there's no one surprised to hear that this is horrible but I was certainly surprised at just how atrocious it is just by giving it the old eyeball test everyone who looked at any of the trailers or like the six-minute sneak peek they gave could immediately recognize that they really brought their aame when making Mega mine vers the Doom Syndicate and by aame I mean ass game this [ __ ] looks like turbo ass [ __ ] me it is it's an ey sore to watch and the only known cure for sore eyes as recommended by optometrists is Gods slap baby that's right the worst movie of the Year may have just dropped but the best comic of the year just came out Gods slap Issue 5 is here right now you can pick up a copy at bad egg. Link in the description first of all it follows a beloved animated film from 2010 the original Mega mind was a huge hit people really liked it and that was 14 years ago so it's old enough now to be calling your mother a [ __ ] on Xbox Live and out of nowhere peacock announced that they were going to be releasing the sequel this year and people were pumping their fist like yeah more Mega mine let's go until they watch the trailer immediately you can see that the mega M sequel looks significantly worse than the original not only does it look worse than the movie from 2010 it looks worse than the video games from 2010 that were just shovelware the mega M PlayStation game which was legitimately just a quick cash grab because that was during the era where every movie had a subsequent game release just to continue double dipping double fisting into the consumer's pocketbook it somehow looks worse than that game which again was just a quick cash grab so what was the point I don't really get it after watching the movie it really seems like they did this purely out of obligation or they did this to test if AI could make a full movie and I know that's a criticism that gets tossed around a lot but I really do think AI had a strong hand in the creation of Mega M Doom Syndicate that like there's just no reason for its existence I'd call it a waste of money but it doesn't feel like they spent any money on it in the first place like everyone could recognize from the trailer it looks horrible it's as cheaply made as possible Jimmy Neutron is more visually appealing than this it just I don't get why the [ __ ] they'd make it to begin with it's not like they even really had a story to to tell either it's as simple as it gets Mega M's the hero now the Doom Syndicate they they want him to be evil again so he puts on this facade that he's evil and only pretending to be a hero and it's just such a snoozefest like nothing happens at all because they didn't want to animate anything at all so even when you reach the end of the movie where they're having like the final showdown between mega mind and the Doom Syndicate it looks like you're watching a scene out of the butt ugly Martians they put no effort into any aspect of this I thought maybe they were saving the budget for the final fight but that was actually the worst animation for the entire film surprisingly so the final fight it's basically one move for each member and it defeats them so you know the hypnotist he gets defeated because Mega mine pours a little bit of concrete on him the lady who's controlling the weather shooting lightning she gets defeated because he has her shoot the lightning in and it redirects at her and it defeats her and her defeat is a clip I'd really love to play because it is the perfect example of how lazy this [ __ ] is the lightning hits her and she's like ooh and then they don't bother animating anything so what they do is they just drag her down and then she falls over the word stiff doesn't even do it justice it really feels like this was left in by accident like it was like the previs you know before they go in and polish it up but then they said yeah [ __ ] it run it just just print it as is it's so bad there is nothing in here that's even remotely interesting the writing is just the safest by the Numbers formulaic lines ever non-stop puns out the Wazoo which really makes me feel like AI had a large role to playing it because a lot of the puns feel like something chat GPT would spit out if you're trying to do like a Comedy Night with it it just doesn't work at anything it even aims to do because it doesn't aim to do anything it's just actually a waste of an hour and 25 minutes I think it's actually just there to be noise for children like there's no other purpose for it it's just a lot of [ __ ] noise for kids but it doesn't realize that in this day and age kids get unlimited amount of noise through things like Tik Tok where parents just sit them down in front of an iPad and I just endlessly Doom scroll Tik Tok this is going to be boring even to them because the attention span has rotted so far deteriorated to such a alarming degree this wouldn't do anything like I don't think kids are going to be you know Mega M Doom Syndicate fans because it's [ __ ] boring I can't think of a single redeeming quality about this movie pretty much no one can it has like a 6% on Rotten Tomatoes so not even like the most generous critics in the world can drum up a single compliment for it I would hesitate to call this better than food fight which is that animated disaster that I'm sure everyone remembers cuz it's been Meed to death it is Infamous in how bad food fight is and I would say that this isn't really any better I would actually say that this is more soulless than food fight at the very least the only thing worse than watching mega mind Doom Syndicate is watching mega mind rules the TV show spin-off that they also released the same day as this movie so big surprise if you didn't get this news they released this sequel movie Super stinker and then they also said and guess what there's more and released an eight episode TV series and holy [ __ ] the TV series is even worse I didn't watch all Eight Episodes I couldn't I made it through three I don't know if there's a human being strong enough on this planet to power through all eight of those episodes without blowing their brains out it is torturous it's so insultingly bad and yes I get that this is made for kids but that doesn't mean that it has to be unwatchable shitty avatar the Last air bender the primary audience was was made for kids but anyone of all ages can appreciate it a good show even if it's aimed at a younger audience can be appreciated and enjoyed by people of all ages that's the sign of good highquality entertainment this is definitely not that I think they would have been better off just making a mega mind World in fortnite custom games it would have at least been a little more entertaining I imagine if you put little mini games in there or something but watching the movie or the show here is just not worth it at all to anybody of any age I imagine like I said I don't see this being a hit with children because it's at its core boring it's a nothing Burger there is nothing that happens in the show or movie at all at most what you'll get is Mega mine firing his Blaster and that's it there's really nothing else the villains barely use their powers at all really I mean they kind of do but they only use it for like a single projectile each mainly it's just oh it's so lame I don't think anyone is going to like this at all and I'm not saying the only way for this to have been successful is to have a ton of action or anything but Jiminy Christmas it certainly would have helped keep you awake when watching it the writing is just so bad like even like for a kid's show it's bad SpongeBob is a kid show and that has great writing like it doesn't matter how old you are or anything it has great if you're [ __ ] 3 years old or 30 years old mega mind I don't think it's going to appeal to any age whatsoever like if you put this on if you put on mega mind rules while you are pregnant even your fetus would be bothered by it it start kicking and throwing a tantrum inside your belly it'd be trying to find ways to strangle itself with the umbilical cord or something like it is miserable no one I think will like this Mega m versus Doom Syndicate sucks as a movie Mega m rules sucks as show it was a waste of time a complete waste of time so yeah that's really about it see you

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Published: Fri Mar 01 2024