WORK GIRLFRIEND VS. WORK BOYFRIEND: WHO KNOWS ME BEST

[Applause] hello ladies and gentlemen oh I'm real excited for this last episode on who knows me best we had Olivia on the throne quizzing me and her boyfriend Samuel Bryce Lerner yeah I know him really well I think I am sleeping with your boyfriend ah and now I get to sit on the throne and quiz my work husband and my work wife even though I will say everybody here is my work spouse I prefer sidepiece all right Keith's my side piece can I just say like I'm legit super nervous for this because usually when we have competitions it's all in good fun doesn't matter who wins this is like for the best friend title like I got it I got to do it it is you can dethrone Damien but people have tried and they have passed away they are now dead shame we should hang out sometime wait Shane I recall last time we did this something like this I knew everything about you well look you guys have an opportunity to hop in and dethrone Damien all right so I will ask a question you guys will write down your answers on the whiteboard will show them to me and I will tell you if you're correct or wrong if you're wrong it's a cannon big gun big big dirt all right before we get into it you guys need to punch that notification bell don't you the editors have to put in ring sounds know that they're saying no behind the camera look now like a CGI elephant is flying it's like or so bill you can't is the one take we get you have to do it are you guys ready yeah oh man I'm really excited for this what do I think is my best physical trait Oh No what do I think is my best physical trick you always avoid talking about yourself like that Shane I I don't think you've ever heard it but I like your ears what I think you've got really nice your ears are great for your head easy oh so easy I pity anyone that doesn't so simple right Damian yeah I'll have you reveal it first so everybody know who knows Shane obviously should know this not a problem it's his calves dude definitely his calves look at that sassy leg infantry that's a good old fan favourite all right Courtney when we did the video about our dating apps you said like your first photo was featuring your eyes so I put I said if you got it right or not nips only nips all right oh it smells old Jenny you want to try to guess yeah I said ears my honest guess I think is your biceps my biceps yeah I think you put a lot of work into your biceps so I'm gonna say bye sighs I think your whole face and your chest and it's gonna be your neck your back well Damien if you'd said that before I wrote my back I'm not someone I don't think much of my self oh yeah that face I don't know but my back I've gotten compliments on before let me guess that at the if I don't know his bat she also guest everything or even my game yeah you guys are even not being my friend all right second question what's my favorite kind of food to order for lunch bonus if you get the exact order Oh Frick easy this is so easy I really know what it is don't say anything until they've written it down guess like I am your best friend oh this is terrifying I order your post mates all the time so I know your lunch orders on multiple restaurants because you order the same every time I respect that yeah so easy I'm not confident about this one Courtney hey Bill your answer first I think it's Thai food and you get the Pad Thai oh crap that's right huh Oh buddy you can call him I wrote Mediterranean and you just love them chicken kebabs the disparity in the two reactions I'm feeling pretty good do you want to easy said you know it's either pat iyer pokey or your back I still love both of those but nobody has gotten the exact order all right Oh Courtney get ready oh I got it in my mouth it tastes like butter water we loaded this up with butter right you got pad thai correct yes so I used to get pad thai with a young coconut was what it would be called on the menu it said young coconut and they would deliver a full coconut to me are you guys ready for this next one yes Shane where did I sleep in the Smosh house before I ever joined there wasn't even a Smosh house when I got here when we filmed in Sacramento we would stay in the Smosh house for generally like three days while we shot sketches and we all had a different area that we always slept in that's good enough I believe in my answer all right Damien you'll go first straight don't pump it now Damien where do you think I slept in the Smosh house you clearly slept on the living room couch Courtney so he slept on the entryway living area with the air mattress so that if we ever got robbed he was the first one to go yeah no it's so wet I only brought one pair of pants Courtney got it correct admittedly that one is a little unfair all right are you ready for next question yeah shame great please ask one about us being roommates what is my greatest fear Oh easy bees wow this could go physical this could go non goes on a lot of directions the two directions this could go so many directions one direction or two direction all right Courtney please show me your answer what is my greatest fear this is fun cool six I put dying alone all right Damien what did you put an okay answer but it's not nearly as good as being alone because the death part is like you're not gonna know we Hawk oh come in alone we all go out alone is that it he has to be alone and there's ghosts I'm honestly impressed by this one because both of you got it wrong like you eat a lot of proteins that was sad my greatest fear is hurting others [Laughter] terrified all the time all right next question when I was little what did I do with my arms when I was excited oh my god easy this is so easy I remember you when you're a kid no you did post a picture of you like learning to play football with your paw and it was very sweet all right Damien what did you do when you work with your arms when you were a kid you'd rather he had to be revived it's fine oh my god that's funny Courtney laughs well then all right sorry I feel like you were going this just hold them up okay hang on we like this you flail up around that's whittling my real guess is I think you like stuck him in your pants Keith I feel like you just always lifted weights no the correct answer was I would flap them I got really excited about something I'd be like when did you stop doing that hey still does it I stopped doing it and that's when I started screaming shouldn't the gone for the joke I always look jaqen of right back count as a point for me okay and don't say anything if you know how many brothers do I have and what are their names Oh ha ha so weird that I know your nephew and niece's names and where they're at right now and how much money you need to give me to have him back I shouldn't go for the joke I want to actually get one my brother watches these videos he's gonna be very upset with me that I haven't talked about him enough don't get offended if I don't know the names it's nothing perfectly I'm gonna be really offended if you don't know Courtney okay so it's definitely two maybe one of them's Brandon and then wow what an answer um I wrote that you have two brothers there Chris and Brian and it's possible that there's a Brian's name is other Chris yeah but that's just super bonus so you don't have to give me extra points you could hey are you guys ready yeah hey Brian and Chris Chris will find that joke funny Brian other Chris which one does metallurgy ah Chris mmm only true best friend enough all right if I were a natural disaster what would I be easy easy did you guys know my brothers names no I knew Chris yeah Damian easy what type of natural disaster would I be alright you would be a tornado bonus points because then you get to sound like a train cool if a tornado gets closer sounds like that chuka chuka doesn't really they sound exactly like trains it's terrifying I said hurricane because like there's calm but then there's also insanity Oh her show oh well get ready Rick like bring you ready for the hurricane because I think I would be a hurricane look category Oh category 5 Wow but tornado was a good guess thank you if I had to kill one of you which one would I choose Wow is that really a question that's really the question only out of the two of you who would I kill it's Courtney because you have brothers and sisters I can replace you Oh God just one of your brothers in a wig oh and you came up with an answer I know for sure I just I know I know 100% what my answer would be it's it sounds dark that's very but it's not I promise you it's not dark I mean which one of you would i blatantly murder and don't worry I've thought about it I spent my free time Courtney all right okay I put Courtney because it's easy we've fought before and I lose her time so breathe all right interestingly enough I put Courtney because you could never defeat me getting sprayed all right I think Shane would kill me for some bullsh all right you would kill me Oh vietname you're pregnant guys have are using different logic than I am because if I killed anyone other than Damien Damien would feel so guilty for the rest of his no you would be so bummed most you'll be like yeah you know I got to move past it I think Damien would ever move past it I'm just imagining myself on a beef like alright here we go are you ready for the final question instead of a teddy bear what did I use for comfort as a child I know what you hugged when you were a little boy you know I know because I listen I talked to your mom - I am so scared of you all right Courtney I think that night you cuddled your family guy DVD I did cherish those yeah Damien I know your family is very important to you and that you love your your family very much so your grandfather's jacket I'm adorable all right hold outside well maybe one of you guys got it right Oh [Music] ok you guys ready for this because I don't think I've talked about this before so when I was little and this was this one until I was like 10 I had these two empty pillowcases that I called cold pillows that I would like bunch up and that's like I would sleep with them in God because they would like remain super cold so it was just like keep it there they were the pillowcase for the pillo that I had when I was a newborn there was originally three I have a memory of when I was four years old of losing that one and just tantrum ink throughout the house empty pillowcase is not the same as pillow if you were staying over and I was like let me get you a pillow and I just threw an empty pillowcase on the bed you would not go back guys my new best friend is Courtney Miller that is a win for my work why all you sharp knee fans are just peeing yourselves right now clean it up and hit that Bell all right Courtney I will be passing the song treat the blue hair well your scalp tummy I could be sure does rub his tummy until he falls asleep make sure to feed him Pad Thai been great thank you guys so much hit that notification bell we'll see you next time for whoever ends up in this yeah let us know who should be who should be quizzed should be quiz I think Ethan Noah bye well that was just a hoot and a holler wasn't it if you want to see a video where we find out who knows who best click that box on the top it's a good ol time and if you want to see a video we selected just for a little ol you click that box on the bottom love you bye mark

Channel: Smosh Pit

Views: 5,848,367

Rating: 4.9560146 out of 5

Keywords: smosh, smosh pit, smosh games, funny, comedy, WORK GIRLFRIEND VS. WORK BOYFRIEND: WHO KNOWS ME BEST, who knows me better, who knows me best, smosh who knows me better, shayne topp, damien haas, courtney miller, shartney, shourtney, shayne and damien, challenge, best friend, friendship

Id: DHqftjB2tl8

Length: 15min 28sec (928 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 03 2019