Woody Woodpecker | Signed, Sealed, Delivered | 1 Hour Compilation | Cartoons For Children

hand over the cow juice milkmaid this mr. alias mr. alias man of adventure triumphs again who among you is ready to join me in my life of adventure I've made all the arrangements just send one hundred dollars for your very own package from mr. alias too large for home delivery please pick up at the oversight delivery office oh boy let the adventure begin [Music] nice haircut ahem regulation 47k subsection 8 clearly states the rules are the rules woodpecker I don't make them I just carry them out there are say aren't you Employee of the Month Oh aren't you sweet let's see if we can get that package for you play slip [Music] fully I seem to have misplaced hmm company rules are very specific about missing claim slips rule 84 paragraph G states that customers without claim slips must take a number and wait in line until an official of a company that would be me calls his number and verifies as identity and then there's rule 48 k wait like everybody else number one number two yes see how well everything works when we follow the rules now you may wait in the package line [Music] [Music] you read [Music] well what do you know a secret way Oh PO Boxes must be stacked at all times direct violation of code 5 to 5 z trespassing behind my [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so fast violator no scofflaws going to break procedure on my watch Wow way to begin my adventure come out I'll have so much junk mail delivered to your house and we'll take a paper recycling plant I'm Navy officers uniform but first I know just what mr. alias would do in this situation Oh master general what are you doing here a spot inspection regulation 39b clearly states employees are to follow orders from their superiors at all times yes sir delivery mr. general now get behind that red line until I tell you to move [Music] Oh [Music] Lux's GG swag spa we treat you like a king especially if you happen to know one spot for the rich and famous this is my can't play hard on our moi International passports please Spain Switzerland Russia Bora Bora to have you back with us mr. and mrs. Newton the sky I hope your year-long ski holiday with the king of Sweden was to catch me out [Music] passport please lovely to have you back from a Vannucci mainstream even would have been across town all trip Richard servants are allowed in Miss Ida Lux as European spa we don't think you fit in with the rich and famous woodpecker [Applause] [Music] miss Luxx my boss has arisen well well if it isn't woodpeckers best friend my don't you look beatific elated a whatever and now is the little seafood to leave oh don't mind the doorman he could have rabies what are you doing [Music] [Music] this will come out of your salary now get back to work don't you just love it when the underdog wins rest and relaxation here I come [Music] now where is that walking featherbed did you see a what about this high and this wise no I didn't see but oh yeah I know a stiff neck then I am seeing Vaughn [Music] you're yeah but just close your eyes I can see every single muscle group working together like a fishing crew in a fjord [Music] [Music] boom what have you been doing all day next cleanliness I always say to convince that doorman that I'm not here [Music] scuse me have you seen a woodpecker in these facilities no always relied on the kindness of trainers but this guy's won't work hiya facial massage [Music] [Applause] [Music] excuse me but have you seen my so-called doorman oh you bored there good help is so hard to find these days isn't there who can say that again he completely destroyed my expensive urn collection not the Fred miss Luxx I just returned from Bali Valley and I would love to rebecca splendid little tip to you as a token of my appreciation for keeping the riffraff out of our spa Oh mr. woodpecker you have wonderful taste you must come with us next month to send her pay and then on to Monte Carlo the figs and mud there are beyond compare Oh would you be a dear and get Sifu [Music] answer is belly button lint again bonehead it's nuclear fission what color is the Red Sea oh the water in the red sea is blue that's right it'll be delivered in less than one hour no miss menial never let me have a pool sale down at prickly Pete's garden Shack garlic wrap dire need oh look a fashion show you should go with some of your girlfriends are don't hurry girlfriends would no wonder she doesn't go out much hmm down pal to go downtown with then maybe she'd get out of here for a while you must be that adorable miss Mimi my sweet nephew woody has told me so much about all you what is favorite aunt Peggy from Louisiana Oh love what you've done with this place it's so early neglect just about to go opera fun makeover day why don't you come along with me yes--that's girl oh I I don't know I'm kind of a homebody baby besides I got lots to do here some ear wax put out some toe jam count my change challenge exactly and you know what they say dear sounds began [Music] why are you closing the shades yeah I feel kinda like Caesar Caesar salad boys try to keep it down [Music] you wreck the pool and Ilan will fix it ma'am you have boneheads promise well you just better buster am I done yet makeover partner is so much more I ever [Applause] something smells like garbage garbage dumps I get it I smell like garbage cuz I've been down in the dumps ha ha that's a good one [Music] now hurry up and get everything installed I haven't got all day knees to you now hold your breath off your face [Music] I feel like a woman and get out of those old things I don't know what to say I mean busy busy all afternoon we'll do this again real soon you bet buh-bye [Music] swimming pool here I come [Music] Hey oh hello woodpecker today was my lucky day I got a makeover from your lovely aunt and this notice says I won this pool but you can't swim in it hmm put it under the wrong tree but don't tell my new best friend peppy she's invited anytime noticing the back it is not me [Music] do not disturb ya goofer gopher [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] but kids don't you want to see how good I am at the Midway Games ladies Jensen woodpecker's to be a surprise to you practically every second I mean shooter is a winner he is falling down and collecting a big insurance premium ya don't wanna win one of these fabulous prizes first to make sure you don't win [Applause] okay we're going on the Buffalo coaster Uncle Eddie the dummy didn't dunk dummy well I think there's some cheating going on here Bob I want to try for myself Wow howdy wowsie Shamu mine but your money away don't get a bent beak over losing some dumb phallic oh cockadoodle rooster if you play a kiddie game you only win a kiddie prize but if you play the big games you win let the games begin [Music] watch how easy it is sportscaster gee that's too bad ace you lose again [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] these games buddy pal Chum don't get mad get even why a woodpecker of your op you skated talents should try a game of skill II [Music] need any pointers the federal type regulations require I am who where check the air pressure of that ball before every toss by fig it's just right for sticking it to you if I mean sticking it to me because I think you're gonna win this time for sure [Music] I got some serious questions about your games mister I got just one question for you ever play darts of course you need some I hands coordination to win this game sport they don't call me either I would eat for nothing I wouldn't want to distract you behind you that's what I like to see a real chump I mean the champ yes right here in front of me but we aim to please just stand out I just won every prize you have Bernie man you cheated woodpecker whoa what about you mister spring and glue and fans and step right up and let me rob you blind Danny please blows chunks mostly the big kind rigging the games again a buzz yeah we have ways are dealing with cheats like you i Jim stop already [Music] what an awesome red meteorite it's the third time I've seen it this month Lenny might 30.1 at 12 degrees and Scorpio I wish I could be an astronaut so I could see the stars up close [Music] if found return to the coast and Space Launch Center Wow this could be my ticket to ride yours my medium monitor satellite this is bad [Music] Wow is that a giant blue ice meteor hurtling towards Earth we're doomed farthest post I need a space crew it couldn't hurt just try this on my crew person but I just called how did you get here so fast fax email let's go professor I'll finish this TOEFL [Music] whoa I'm breaking out there's three reasons I can help those kids today [Music] [Applause] [Music] I mean of course I have [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] tractor beam no that's right no get my helmet off [Music] maybe not everything everything I wanted to be remember is the one who saved the earth now I'm the one who destroyed it with with giant ice oh you won't be remembered for that professor it's a giant ice something something powerful to destroy that professor [Music] [Music] now 20 it's still on costs only now for the other side [Music] professor quark could you tell our viewers how you managed to save oh well I hope she know what did she say professor quack means is that together we fire these lasers this Justin I'm getting word the national space division has reported some unauthorized laser activity it has not a red meteor onto a collision course with earth and this one's in the shape of a giant woodpecker oh good cartoon thanks bomber boy are we going to have a garden we're going to have peas corn beets lettuce carrots spinach and onions [Music] well here goes [Music] if I do I did a whippin I did it [Music] get out of my garden and get out of here baby [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] you're a fine one just look what you've done to my garden you've ruined everything [Music] [Applause] oh what a guard [Music] I hope you like it I do [Music] Samuel yes Maggie if you bring another thing into the house I'll go home to mother [Music] yes dear oh it's my ostrich egg I mustn't let Margaret seed what that the mailman yes Maggie it was only a circular letter [Music] what was indigestion dear are you eating crackers in the living room [Music] no Turtledove [Music] what have you up to uh nothing green barge boat we'll stop your clowning [Music] I think I saw an ostrich Oh fiddlesticks Maggie you've been dieting too much lately well maybe you're right [Music] [Applause] [Music] why Samuel you've got a woman in this house you were two-timing snake in the grass for you you you homewrecker it's only in our stretch well get rid of it or or I'll divorce you I hate to do this but all Ironsides said I've got to get rid of you [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's gone I got rid of it Maggie Maggie I did it I got rid of the ostrich [Music] are they the cutest thing [Music] no suction dart check spook suits Chuck doe can double check elbow ski a present and accounted for we're ready to fill my very own real life both capture you sure we have enough protection splinter both can be real tough sometimes you know ah don't worry dad together we can beat any old abandoned house abandoned house sounds perfect for scaring those two wait out of the little wooden head Oh Billy that would be the most joyous of funny but what if there are ghosts one things that place within there's no such things as ghosts what's the matter your collar on too tight [Music] three two one and a jug tonight and splinter and maggots totally true tales of Terror and scary stuff you see in the dark we will film their very first capture should be sincerely as easy as taking the third grade for the fourth time Billy he as they cannot even open the simplest of doors yeah all we gotta do is jump out and say bow these kids will run like a drippy nose what are you doing enjoying one of my green jelly snacks which I have come to love so much Billy by the way might that interest you and one of these particularly effervescent streets no knock it off and help me horn I haven't seen anything this scary since uncle Woody's meet a little surprise I'm repeating just thinking about it [Music] [Music] those woodpeckers I'm not seeming to be at least a variety boss then we gotta make its Taria deploy quick we got a what's that noise oh those would be jelly snacks Billy would you like one now no I would not but that gives me a brainstorm come on now without fear we bravely take you back into the hood site ready for another round with that ghost you're sweet just came in handy after all [Music] [Music] [Music] it's those chili snacks Luigi's yes and we should steer right back [Music] [Laughter] [Music] we're gonna scare those guys right out of their underpants I no longer have any to eat therefore I am one thing that I should not be part of this scare than any longer what are you going about there's no ghosts [Music] I guess there are no real ghosts here after all splitter yeah but I think there's a Killer Croc living in me I once saw a bog monster in that big puddle outside mr. Bhalla daddy's garden center hey buddy you're letting all the heat out you know how much it cost to eat the skin [Music] look unless you're paying the bill keep the door closed hey watch it you could poke an eye out with that thing come on [Music] [Music] and now a special message from Clive's cut-rate bait are you hungry you got the hook in a pole well if you can't catch your next meal with Clive's cut-rate bait you can't be caught and if you're not satisfied with cut-rate bait send it back and I will send you some bigger or better time to bait absolutely free until you catch you some fish allow me to introduce you to the items in your starter kit first our cut-rate bait catalog and next my genuine fish fly larvae and finally my trusty incubator first you off-the-book them critters inside so they can mature properly now you're to teach them flies tricks so they can get the feces attention and learn them your way next you ought to feed them critters so stagnate grow bail [Music] now you are ready to catch a fish with these here flies [Music] [Music] hey hey hey do you mind I'm trying to read the sports page here who do you think you are ha don't interrupt me I mean hello in there do you see a pattern here like something to do with the bait look at the catalogue page 12 each time you send a bait back you get a bigger piece of bait right so send me back and Clyde will send you a bigger bait fish one big enough to eat get my drift [Music] and if you're not satisfied with cut-rate bait send it back and I will send you some bigger or better time to mate absolutely brilliant till he catches and feasts [Music] what's this another return oh who is this chilly guy anyway he's breaking me every bait I send him he sends back I've gone through every turn only they left his penguin he can use it for catching a whale only I'm fresh out of penguin boy there's nothing more satisfying to me then they said it's my customer we have returned what's wrong well you fed us when we were little so we can return the favor right boys remember what you taught us [Music] [Music]

Channel: Animated Cartoons for Children

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Id: PPebSdVL2FQ

Length: 66min 36sec (3996 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 11 2018