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are / are screwed it women what do you find most confusing about men their refusal to see a doctor even if they have the means um your leg has fallen off tis but a scratch my wife says she never understood how my friend walks into the apartment and goes straight to the kitchen and grab stuff to eat drink like it's his own home on top of it I don't give up she says she could never do with a girl friends how little they know about their friends my husband was friends with a guy for years and didn't know how old he was man talking golf to friends I was on the 3rd hole my second shot my ball was in the second cut about six feet from that big oak tree and about three feet from that big roof that looks like a skinny chicks ass I used my 3-wood and hit the perfect shot landing just two feet from the pin wife can you pick up third child's from school today man what school does he go to edit my first silver Thank You confession this is a made-up scenario to illustrate that I find it confusing that men can remember so much vivid detail about golf and not other things I actually find it quite charming about my husband how he remembers girls the response used a third child because it would be much easier to lose track of where your third child goes to school the first child everything is new but by the time a third child comes around and you have kids possibly at three different schools it would be easier to mix it up I used this example as an exaggeration of something my ex-husband once said the actual situation comment was me will you go to a meeting at second child's school of seven o'clock ex-husband okay where is the entrance to the school what is up with having friends that give you [ __ ] and attitude and it's all good it's like you all like to torment each other and laugh about it not all men just the ones I know edit or some responses it puts it into prospective law how they absolutely refused to ask for help back when we had no smartphones we were trying to find my friends street and this guy I was preferred to walk aimlessly for 30 minutes before I had enough and dare to ask someone for directions scrolls through the channels on TV sees movie does not know when it started has zero context about the plot watches the rest of the movie anyway those handshakes you do how do you coordinates it it baffles me apparently men can go into mental beautiful and not think about anything if this is true how the [ __ ] does that even work also hands in pants when watching TV relaxing don't get it edit this blew up how do i clear my inbox why are guys so apprehensive about receiving gifts buddy I found a cool pair of socks that looks like a shark is eating your foot and I paid next to nothing for it why do you have to act like you now have to pay for my college tuition can I not just gift guys things for fun when you guys wear skinny jeans where TF does your dick go like not sexually but as a concerned person does that get tucked or something wouldn't that hurt when you take off your jeans at the end of the day edit I now know why people say r.i.p to their inbox damn also I do know guys who wear skinny jeans they're a lot better in retail warehousing where I used to work than those annoying dress pants I know my GF is mine battled by this but when she is pissed and having a terrible day she wants me to distract her and talk to her and be there for her when I'm mad and or upset I like to be alone and distracted I don't want to talk about it because it reminds me of the issue and I can't move on from it I just want to play basketball or video games I want to be left alone he uses my expensive shampoo to wash his whole body when there is a bar of soap right there how I can tell my husband where something is and he can look right at it and say with certainty it's not there edit in order to come at least one require in this thread let me assure you that there is not a lot of ass sitting happening in this house get off your ass and help him / haha nor is anyone here so overly stressed that they literally lose their eyesight this is a pretty common occurrence evidently with scientific reasoning calm yourself a guy asked my friend for her number he never called something similar happened to me why even bother getting someone's phone number edit in my case we texted and agreed to meet up on a certain day and grab drinks fast-forward onset day a Friday he all of a sudden texts me saying that he has to work now because his colleague called in sick he works in a bar he tells me he's going to message me on Monday so we could set something up again but he never did I'm assuming he got nervous or met someone else what's the deal with guys not wanting to use a lotion or chapstick every guy I've dated us far has denied my offer for lotion or chapstick when they complain about having chapped lips and dry skin edit oh god this comment really blew up advice for girls if you find something confusing ask them whether he's a co-worker friend or more importantly boyfriend guys don't mind explaining why they did things we have a reason it may be a dumb reason that it's dictated by a train of thought we also prefer girls to be direct rather than cloak-and-dagger the more we know about each other the easier things are likewise if a guy asks you why you did something we're always interested in brushing up on any sort of girl logic at any given opportunity shapes did you clean the sink yep looks in sync what the fuuuck edit definitely not just guys but it was a male specific question not a woman but I can't understand why so many men don't wear sunscreen stop trying to throw hands with a Sun you are not going to win even when though men can take a leak without sitting on the toilet how can they aim with a flaxen penis or is it flaxseed whether or not they're into a woman swear to God one day they can display evidence of attraction than the next it's like a switch went off and they want nothing to do with you I've realized over the years sometimes it's just a bad day for them and not about me at all however I still can't read them law edit holy [ __ ] I did not expect this to blow up why they hide the fact that they are obsessed with hugs and other platonic forms of physical affection edit till all the women out there try to give your guy friends an occasional pat on the back or ask them if they want a hug from time to time I had a friend who really appreciated it why men rarely asked for further detail husband and friend make plans to have a games night starting 5 p.m. at friend's place that's all the info covered should we bring any games it is at dinner time are we eating there are we meant to bring food how many people are we feeding who is going to be there nothing he knows nothing why some of the guys I know turn in completely different people when around their friends I've seen women do it as well but never that big of a 180 as the men I know why does it take you so long to poop do you not have enough fiber in your diet our man poops unfathomably large to a woman and just take so much effort to pass maybe you are just sitting there playing on your phone most men I've met spend at least half an hour each time pooping if a woman spent a half an hour on the toilet you'd be worried she passed out and there or something that guys can go from fighting and beating each other up to suddenly being back to friends are you guys really friends is it just taking frustration out on each other what is it and how sort by controversial see you around guys I'm going in how men and their male friends don't really talk about anything important going on in their lives with one another they will go through the worst heartbreak of their lives and not say anything about it they don't communicate about major life events or ask each other deep questions only always talking about surface level [ __ ] like music or fishing and it baffles me is the meaning of life written on your butt cheeks why do you try to hide it at all costs is your [ __ ] sacred why do you spit on the ground I've never seen a single woman do this your nipples do you want me to play with them or not why they will throw their clothing on the floor next to the hamper when there is a perfectly good hamper right next to them baffling how they can think about nothing my brain thinks of five millions things twenty four strokes seven and I wish I knew the secret to turning it off I'll use my wife's shampoo sometimes just because the smell reminds me of her and that makes me happy why is it that if I send you a message that has three plus parts you only respond to the least important part if I'm like hey I saw our mutual friend while running errands let me know what you want for dinner I'm about to go pick it up and did you take out the trash I get a response that says oh yeah Dave haven't seen him in a while why are guys so apprehensive about getting feminine products for their daughter wife girlfriend act edit row' thanks for the responses most of the guys I know they're apprehensive so it's nice to know a lot of your lads d how insults can actually be jokes and why sports are so fascinating you come over every day one to hold my hand touch me kiss me dance in the kitchen together while cooking our dinner tell me your secrets and dreams have passionate sex but claim you don't have any feelings for me why don't you like flowers they're nice and pretty and make the room smell nice I want to buy flowers for all my loved ones but men don't seem to give a [ __ ] about flower edit I now understand but I still think flowers that opened it makes sad that you guys don't like them yeah they die but so does everything in life and not all things look nice and make your room smell pretty also they aren't that expensive you can get them cheaper at the supermarket and they still make the room nice why they persist once you say you aren't interested or are married I make a point of showing my wedding ring edit a word when their skin is crusty and breaking out but refuse to use skin care products like facial masks to fix it because they find it too feminine like buddy everyone has skin it's no big deal using these products that they want more alone time than they want to be around their partner edit this blew up massively thanks guys no wonder it's really relatable edit to thanks for the silver peeps when you poke a man's belly button he feels it's in his penis how they make friends with everyone seriously I was at work and saw two guys gets in a massive screaming match almost fighting I grabbed security and when we go to check it the two guys are standing and laughing they weren't even friends they didn't know each other before that night and suddenly they're best buds edit because so many people are saying I shouldn't have gotten security let me clarify this I work in a bar if a fight happens people are at risk there are glasses that can be used as weapons if two people are fighting outside the pub we just tell them to take it elsewhere and we have done but the minute they are on our legal grounds that becomes our responsibility to deal with it I wasn't overreacting I was doing my job edit - I am a 5 ft one woman and I barely have customers listen to me when I tell them to stop doing stuff anyway because people are [ __ ] I couldn't have broken up the fight or argument myself I don't get paid enough to deal with that [ __ ] anyway and I had other things to do like serve people and collect glasses this helps me explain a lot nice try cosmopolitan why they are only into me when I'm completely indifference to them and are zero percent into me when I actually like them vague talk are you breaking up with me are you asking for a future make up your damn mind and don't be afraid to hurt my feelings or be honest is this exclusive or would it be weird if I went in a date with someone else dude tell me where you're at I haven't noticed this with girls but I have noticed that my husband will just like stare out into space with severe concentration and I'll be like what's wrong babe and he will say something like if all of our pets attacked me at once do you think I could fight them off I've seen other guys do this too it's just so fascinating we have a medium pit mix a small Chihuahua mix two ferrets and a hamster so the answer was probably yes unless he was asleep then maybe the medium dog could best him what always confused me about my fiance is how he doesn't know anything about his family or friends I asked him why his parents moved to our city we lived in now it's a small town so I'm always curious how people end up here and he's like I don't know so I went and asked his mom what brought them here and she went into this whole thing about how when they got out of the Navy Mike fian que dad got an opportunity to be a partner in a company down here my fiancee sat there slackjaw and said I just thought dad works for that company I didn't know he was part owner we have had several of these types of moments in the past six years we've been today it just amazes me he doesn't think to ask just basic questions hey I don't want to nag but can you take out of the trash him yep me sees trash there next day in Dutch guys call each other pick which in English means dick but they say it in a friendly way because their mates why call each other dick if you want to get nothing in return you can like and join my discord there is a link in the description

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Published: Thu Sep 05 2019