WKRP In Cincinnati: The Doctor's Daughter 2.20

all right babies it's 9 45 on the mighty krp in cincinnati you got the doctor i got frankie lyman and the teenagers from 1956. they got a question that still applies [Music] why not because every time you say let's talk what you really mean is listen to me talk no i don't now listen to me i don't like formula radio either as a matter of fact i hate it but you see we've got a playlist you should play the list we've got to play some top 40 hits don't we why sure we do yet you have yet to play a single hit off the playlist all week play the playlist play a part of the playlist play one song off the playlist play a part of one of the songs off the playlist well it's so nice to see we've established a dialogue here there you go i want to talk more about this i'll be in my office playing with a loaded revolver that's talking with you josh i do i do johnny there's a very attractive lady here to see you don't kid me jennifer it hurts i think you should see her right now hi uh do i know you um yes but i was only 12 at the time 12. i swear jennifer lori why didn't you tell me you were coming i did you said maybe that was two months ago but that's how long it took me to get here seattle's a long way from here oh laurie hi daddy baby became of me i'm living on the air in cincinnati the cincinnati wkrp got kind of packing [Music] just maybe think of me once in a while i'm at wkrp and cincinnati anyhow mom said that as long as i lived under her roof i'd have to have to live by her rules i know she told me the same thing finally it got so tense i just packed up and split yeah well your mother is a wonderful woman and the terrible thing she'd say about you well i just knew you had to be perfect well i i wanted to visit you more lori but your mother no that's okay i mean the checks were always there besides i'm 19 now and i'm old enough to come to you i don't know anything about being a father well i hope you and i can be friends just friends i don't see why not we could just dispense with all the father-daughter stuff okay well what should i call you how about johnny terrific okay i'll be down in a minute [Music] you play great stuff johnny well that's because it's not programmed i play my own stuff you know they don't like it but they don't want me to quit bo diddley playing a tune called bo diddley and why not i can't think of anybody who does it better okay babies we got time for just one top 40 hit so let's check out the captain antonie oh oh no more maybe tomorrow in the meantime stay tuned for all the news with les nessmen at 10. what's worse than bathtub ring come on i'm gonna show you around this place okay am i on uh you got 30 seconds guys oh golly yes i want you to meet my daughter lori hi surprised huh uh-huh laurie drove all the way across the country hey juwan where is it page one anyway les uh lori and i have built a nuclear device uh-huh and uh we're going to murder all the newsmen in cincinnati before we use it well you two have a good time i knew we could count on you last right down the drain with les nessman [Applause] this trip was really neat i can't wait till you see the picture all right bailey i want you to beat my daughter lori really oh we haven't seen one another in seven years well i'll be darned oh my you know she does sort of look like you except on her it works hi hi bailey hi she's all grown up huh she sure is let's see if she's uh how old oh 19 19 then you're probably my goodness bailey's a college graduate all right oh yeah uh you high school college sort of she's a freshman um before i dropped out what well i wasn't learning anything in school so i thought i'd get out and travel around for a while mom got real bad you got to do what you got to do that was funny i play a hit but i'm all out of time i'm telling you i laughed so hard i dropped my gun i was getting ready to shoot myself why are you doing this to me huh andy why i i'd like you to meet my daughter laurie huh go on it's true this is johnny's daughter lori lori this is andy travis wow how you doing i'm your dad's best friend i'm a bunk uncle bob who's the broad this is my daughter herb oh really i'm sorry hey she's not really your daughter what do you think i was born yesterday yeah she is really really hey look you think i'm an idiot but you have to uh excuse her why well herb's not the kind of guy that you want to get involved with i know the type you do sure good um let's go look at the lobby okay okay nice to meet you isn't she terrific she sure is and i'm a real man yeah we got that mom always says i'm the image of you it drives her nuts i love it jennifer i'd like you to meet my daughter lori we've met we haven't seen one another in seven years is ac in his office no why don't you go in there and talk that's a good idea see ya hi there holy i carry the most advanced line of office supplies in the western hemisphere and i have a meeting with a mr uh carlson impossible impossible you want to talk impossible we have a staple gun here that fires through concrete wow this guy carlson uh he's heavily into fish isn't he yeah he sure is you think you ought to do that do what sit on his desk i'm not hurting it or anything i was just being me i'll get off if you want no no no you're right uh you should be you i should be me as a matter of fact i think that my knee will join your you terrific so how long are you here for i don't know i'm completely free well you can maybe get a job here you could go to school here who knows who knows you just seem all grown up you don't thanks are we relating i think so are you dating i moved in with a guy that ruins my next question okay so uh you don't take dictation either uh what about typing hey we've developed an aerosol spray that absolutely obliterates typos what's a typo you mean to tell me you never make mistakes never good morning jennifer good morning mr mr smith mr smith i'm afraid that mr carlson won't be able to see you right now but if you would like to wait over there with that other salesman okay yeah if uh you're expecting to meet with this carlson clown anytime this week you might as well sit down uh remember pal i was here first huh um he's a poet oh what and an actor terrific and a house painter i would imagine your mother is terminally thrilled that's one of the reasons i left well you're here now yep just you and me and my old man yeah wait a minute i think you counted me twice no i didn't you're my father and justin's my old man justin well yeah um he's asleep in the van hey what do you think this carlson guy is paying her for huh [Music] i know you're just gonna love him uh where's the van johnny i can't wait for you to meet him he's really a man of the cosmos sounds like a fun guy carlson was meeting with those two what kind of a creep is this guy oh big one hey i'm next who does that guy think he is i don't know [Applause] yes sir yes sir mr carlson we'll see you now right now we're getting somewhere watch this oh i'd love to well here is home oh johnny i love it just drop your luggage anywhere you know this is so much like i pictured it so much oh god mom would hate this place yeah it's far out man thank you justin uh it's kind of a dump but uh i try to keep it neat hey man there's like mold in this glass that's an experiment i've been working on guys whatever you do don't wash that glass it can't be it can't be what is is this you and mick jagger i was taken a long time ago you are a great man well thank you i hardly know the guy you know i just dropped by the station hey that's far out man hey you know man i play guitar you think like maybe you could speak to mick i mean keith richards can't last forever am i right i'll uh i'll speak to mick tomorrow we're going swimming together hey thanks man so uh what do you two want to do hey let's get high oh sure well i why don't we unpack we could do that first sure okay yeah like uh where's the bedroom like you're on it i figured laurie could sleep in the bed and uh i could sleep over here we can't take your bed we you justin you got uh two two bedrolls we could we could put them here we're married oh good and bad uh marriage is good and bad away from seattle yeah we stopped at yellowstone national park we found this pretty place where we stood and held hands and i said justin you are now formally my old man forever yeah it was far out man we did it right in front of old faithful [Music] there was no minister present or anything nah so it's not really legal wow your love is written across the sky oh man that's beautiful our love was written across the sky justin you know if you closed your eyes you could probably see the stars far out look why don't we uh get something to eat i know a great pizza joint we could eat we could come back here and rap all night long and we can take the van okay okay justin justin you can open your eyes now far out hey man like i'm a vegetarian uh we'll order you some crust oh let's see there's the concord 300 dictating machine i got that and the uh uh the mark ii calculator i got that and the uh ah big statement guys that's about it through concrete huh morning ac listen uh you got a kid uh-huh uh what are your theories of uh child rearing oh pray for the best and ensure everything what about after the child has grown up when's that say 18 or 19. oh that's grown up i think so i'm not sure i do mr carlson your safe will be delivered at four o'clock hot dog well i i need a safe jennifer uh what were you doing when you were 19. some things why well what i mean is uh were you fully grown i mean mature uh were you an adult well i certainly was i've been on my own since i was 17. yeah were you pals with your parents well i was with my mother so everything that uh you did was okay with her and vice versa uh-huh certainly turned out perfectly if i may say so you may uh jennifer um when do you think a person's all grown up don't worry mr carlson you'll get there and then then every time i think about it i just it's unbelievable it was just unbelievable i see thank you bailey uh trap how'd you get along with your dad a little better than that i didn't see him much my parents were divorced um and i bet he felt guilty yeah i think so but johnny is gonna make up for that because he's gonna give lori all the freedom that she ever needed right how much freedom well as far as he's concerned she is an adult right okay now what if she wants to experiment with a lot of hard drugs do you think his daughter is stupid no i'm asking a question you know i bet you'd be a really strict father venus there's nothing wrong with that as long as you're tempered with love parents got to start taking responsibility right my view on that people have rights before 21 as well as after right the way i see it let me ask you a question what can i say something would you please stay out of this he's talking to me i'm sorry what if you had a daughter and she was going to marry you an idiot what then [Music] gee i don't know what do you think johnny she's your daughter who wants to go to the zoo hi johnny hi how's it going uh fine you want some breakfast no i already had lunch you got any clothes on under there yeah yeah sure mancy take it easy what's the problem no problem your old man's up tight because he thinks we've been in the sack together but justin's my old man right i forgot you are uptight why because i'm your father that's why but i thought you were my friend first so did i but turns out it's the other way around power trip justin but lori uh i don't care what you do in other people's houses but here it's different fine good let's go to somebody else's house will you call me when you get there justin this is unreal what's happening i i don't know i'm i'm sorry i can't believe that when you were 19 that this is not me we're not talking about me honey we're talking about you and as long as you're gonna be here we just have to have some rules oh that sounds familiar i know i'm sorry also sounds like a good time to split now wait a minute justin uh lori can sleep in the bed you and i can sleep over here no way man like uh-uh forget it okay then split you got it man you got it justin look lori i'm gonna go pack up the van you wanna be free i'll see you in five minutes you wanna suffocate here i'll see you around justin what do you do that's our first fight since mount rushmore i'm sorry lori is it what you want you want to just drift with no direction you want to find yourself where you are right now when you're 40. one i gotta get going why you could stay here you could go to school here you could be your pal yeah and my daughter i'm sorry but i'm not gonna live under anybody else's rules but my own you're just a kid i am not you're right i i'm sorry you're not if you were anybody else lori maybe then we could we could be friends but uh you're you're not i know but i still have to go that's your right i won't stop you thanks for everything johnny daddy daddy i'm sorry things didn't work out any better it's all right uh if you ever come to the realization that justin is like a jerk well i just hope you'll drop back by here i will okay goodbye i'll i'll probably see in about a week wkrp in cincinnati will be back after this dear johnny dr daddy hello from philadelphia i'm staying with aunt lila and uncle frank for a few weeks then i hope to see you again on my way back to seattle i thought i'd be going back to school for a while since justin has decided [Music] since justin has decided to become a sales and marketing since justin has decided to become a sales and marketing trainee for arrow's own industrial tubing justin says tubing is where it's at what a jerk [Music] love lorry [Applause] hey everybody [Applause] so [Music] uh [Music] [Applause] [Music] bye

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Length: 24min 37sec (1477 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 03 2021