WKRP in Cincinnati S02E15 Herb's Dad

you look very silly well you look very sexy how about it jennifer what do you say you and me here now hmm what are we talking about dancing you want to dance i've always wanted to dance with you you're in an awfully good mood this morning well thank you what's wrong nothing i'm just uh glad to be heterosexual i i just feels good you know i can't explain it it's just the way i feel morning jennifer oh hi johnny hi i see uh feel like dancing what's wrong with him oh nothing he just is glad to be a man and he feels good oh well that's good i mean everybody should have their priorities [Laughter] well you know i don't recognize this step but you lead beautifully if you're not dancing pal i'm leaving okay you're sorry now right listen you two tomorrow nude wrestling art be ready [Applause] any mail no but your toy airplanes came this morning model jennifer but model not toyer well i lined them all up on your desk for you oh god i love you and andy wants to see you well wait an hour and then let him know i mean okey-dokey hello could i help you i think you have already gorgeous the question is can i help you what's your name jennifer marlowe and no you can want to buy a toaster no don't forget about toasters you know toaster's a reborn it's a lessons in life that count is there something i could do for you i wouldn't touch that with the ten foot tall if you want to see mr carlson i'm afraid he won't be in for an hour maybe longer now little lady i'm sure i can be honest with you what are you selling zuni indian jewelry everybody loves it well i don't think mr carlson would be interested okay fine don't listen to me jenny pooh jenny poo i've only been in sales all my life oh no no wait you're not i mean you're not you you you couldn't be you you've got it herbert r tarlick senior [Applause] i'm living on the air in cincinnati cincinnati wkrv got kind of tied packing and unpacking from town to town up and down you and me were never meant to be just maybe think of me once in a while i'm a wkrp and cincinnati it's illegal herb it's free enterprise less i raffle off my paycheck to my fellow workers here in the building and for minimal investment they get a chance to pick up a fast buck and for minimal effort i get a chance to pick up 1 000 tax free dollars it's wrong it's american besides is it wrong to provide for your family give them the things they need not to mention the things i need herbert yo listen let me tell you how my morning's been going so far uh-huh see i was sitting in my office trying to relax listen to johnny not playing the songs that i picked out for him when suddenly on the air comes a commercial four shady hills rest ah the one that goes you ever wondered what would happen when you could no longer feed yourself you know the one i'm talking about andy i'm sorry we specifically agreed they were not the kind of clients that we wanted her you're right see their ads are tasteless and the company is disreputable oh wait a minute no they're not i mean i know these people personally and they provide decent services at reasonable rates i want those ads off the air all right all right the ads are tasteless i know but travis in advertising tasteless works [Music] no herbert the answer is no okay i'll rewrite the ad no problemos ah jennifer mr carlson yeah not yet uh let me know when he gets in with me sure herb yeah gorgeous your father is in the lobby what your dad is in the lobby get out of here all right then there's a man in the lobby with perfect teeth claiming to be your father why would somebody want to do that what's he want i don't know why don't you ask him oh jenny poo let's see what you're up to now well how much does a you know bracelet like this one cost all right bart how can you put a price on craftsmanship what do you think it's worth oh gosh i don't know they aren't you really like that one don't you i i knew it i knew it that's when the chief made oh boy i'm telling it hurts i'm gonna let you have that for 20 bucks just sold by golly no i must be some kind of a fool but i'll never forget that you're the one who gave my son a job but nobody else would oh well hey listen you got changed for fifty no i'm afraid i don't but look on i throw in a little gem for your wife she had her nostril pierced yet no see this little jam here you know what that used to be that used to be a living insect on the desert now it's an antique now you take this i'll keep the 50 and you call me crazy okay so where is he who herb's father oh really can i meet him no he's not here oh too bad hi son dad those new shoes oh they really work for me in that suit well what can i say you can tell me what you're doing here i just want to see your friends find out where you work should i be shot for that you want to kill your father for that could we go someplace and have a cup of coffee sure just a minute say uh who's this it's melee quarters bailey corners i should have known you know my son speaks about you all the time he does no he doesn't but he should my son is a little bit of a jerk dad of course i know jennifer hot dog not as well as i'd like to but well that's life i wish i was a little younger oh no no no don't say that you're not old mr charlie oh boy that's kind of you to say perhaps we could uh have a talk sometime maybe a little drink you know maybe we could live together kind of a casual relationship mr tarly no he is oh look more of herb's friends that aren't girls but i'm glad to meet them howdy news here i'm andy travis oh andy travis you're the one that's making life tough for my boy and huh oh no i'm kidding you you've come up with some great changes i said that is that the one shut up dad please hello mr tarlek i'm les nessman last year of course less see a psychiatrist really it's worth the money dad we're all pretty busy here oh yeah i understand i just dropped by mr tarly uh what indian tribes live in japan oh all right yes i uh just want to tell you i want you to have the entire collection at no extra cost to you oh hey big guy could my father and i use your office for a second well sure but if you think it's necessary uh mr carlson i need to talk to you about the shady hills rush home commercial shady hills you mean sleazy hills that place a dump full of old people you know about this intimately oh now it all makes sense dad could we talk oh sure mr carlson uh can we talk oh of course andy um les can we talk certainly jennifer i'd like for us to talk but i don't have anything to say right now so uh i guess i'll leave okie dokie less i like a man a few words this way you work yes sir well you got an office like this yeah basically oh i am impressed wow hey uh i have a little grandchildren they're good good boy how's elaine lucille oh yeah good cook so um oh uh what are you doing here i mean shouldn't you be at the home with your new friends one word mutual boredom dad now look we have been through all of this before i'm not gonna go back that time look we made a deal with shady hills you say you're 70. i run the ads and they provide you with a very nice place to stay and at a real bargain now i pulled just about every string i had to put you in there son i thought i was ready to retire but i am not i'll get the car i won't get in reclining bucket seats fine corinthian leather don't you sweet talk me more mom has been gone three years now you won't live with us and i can't afford an apartment for you i should have stayed in vegas why you blew just about every time you had on that waitress oh yeah [Music] look you are going back there today oh sam wait up there's been some trouble trouble yeah a woman troubled again kimberly sue cronkite oh good god you know she's kind of the uh hard driving type elusive tees i was trying to calm it down you know in a room after dark you got the picture well don't worry i'll fix it now look there's no fun there son you can't even raffle off your social security check beside i got a plan what plan going to california we just got to get some cash together then something look everybody is nuts in california you're going back to shady hills i'm going to call wait don't know there's something something i gotta tell you this better be important i'm dying i'm kidding i'm kidding it's not very funny you never could take a joke so that's your idea of a joke oh sure it was i'm just trying to break the tension that's all i am done what you're born circus son got you again hi see my father back there somewhere thanks you gonna make him go back to that place yes i am as a matter of fact i just fixed it and he's going back this afternoon does your dad know that not yet okay i know what you're thinking i bet you don't bet i do you're thinking that i'm an insensitive heartless cruel son who wants to make his life easier by putting his old man away it's none of my business here you know jenny it's real easy for you to sit there in judgment thinking that i haven't quite resolved all my conflicts with dad yet you know that he's the great man and that i never quite measured up to his impossible standard of excellence well you're wrong okay herb okay that's better oh just remember when you're messing with me blondie you're playing hardball nice to see such a good healthy father-son relationship thank you bailey you see my dad you gonna send him back to that place yes as soon as i find him no i haven't seen him okay i know what you're thinking instead of my business it's not gonna work because i don't feel guilty her don't start on me nessman i think you're doing the right thing [Applause] you do yes i've often thought about putting mother into a home her apartment seems so large now what with her getting smaller all the time all right this is still johnny fever still here consulting physician on the case for rex earhart who will be back in his regular time slot babies just as soon as he explains to that judge what he was doing with that chicken but in the meantime this is the rocking doctor on a roll on the mighty krp where it's 323 and flash and passion from out of the past little richard [Applause] [Music] so how do we play this liar's poker again well uh you see the registration numbers on that bill you play it just like a poker hand that's all no kidding and you can bluff well of course that's the name of the game if you think i'm lying you call my bluff but you better be right or i'll take your money boy okay two sixes three eights though it's just like a pipe dream i've gone to california starting a whole new life three nines everybody wants freedom uh four sixes four eights uh any signs of senility it's all around venus i'm venus [Music] who's he that's johnny the black guy no no i'm the black guy oh excuse me six nines you're bluffing six nines there it is i gotta see that huh six nines there you go six dances i want to talk to you not now travis i got personal problems just hold on herb now somebody in this station is running numbers racking off their paycheck and not only evidence points to you what evidence here is the want to win some easy money circular that you posted in the lobby call this evidence people are ready to complain to the police upon it all right even if it was me and i'm not saying that it was i wouldn't do it again but clearly free enterprise is dead and secondly these shady hills commercials are going to go off the air right mr carlson mr chrome oh yeah yeah yeah sorry okay okay fine you know i've only been in sales all my life don't listen to me i'm just dirt right can we go now yes hello son oh hi mom they look all over you yeah i've been looking for you i i want to talk to you look at that the ohio river yeah boy i've been sold down that river a few times look um i've been thinking about that home yeah so about shady hills yeah um okay here's the deal i fixed it and you can go back well you are quite a salesman i didn't think you could pull that one off you know i i didn't want to put you in there i know you know maybe i shouldn't have retired no no you should have i mean you've been on the road all your life even as a kid i remember you always being gone i always came back i know you always brought me those salt and pepper shakers from wherever you'd been cause you collected them still do i always found that a little strain so you still bought them for me i still do but you ready for these these are beauties [Applause] where in the heck did you get this never mind i just got them that's all good i feel bad about this i tell you what why don't you just come on home and you know just stay with us huh now this is nothing personal son i'm saying it in all kindness but your family makes me nervous are you seeing that you took your friends even when i warned you sorry now i love laura and the kids lucille yeah i love lucy and uh you know they've been nice to me and all that as a matter of fact you know i haven't heard from your brother and i don't know how long but i just hate that shady place but where else is there well there's california son let me tell you something i got connections out there and it's warm old people get cold not that i say i'm getting older dad i just don't want you to be alone yeah well well i understand that and i appreciate your concern but i don't want you to worry i really don't what are you gonna do well son you know um you know i always loved your mother she was a wonderful woman and her memory is going to live with me forever but uh um what well uh you know i have um i have needs what are you talking about well i uh um come on what a nurse 33 blonde really nice going but uh don't you think the age range is a little strange let me tell you something the difference between young and old is it takes courage to be old about sums it up you're going to go off and get married aren't you no no we're going to travel together going back over some of my old routes bring back some of those memories going on to california maybe settle down get us a condo [Laughter] going out the beach watch those girls roll escape [Music] you know she'll work she's young i'll work i'm young nurse yeah blonde you got the picture kimberly sue no i lied about that one no i didn't don't you think uh are you you really think going off with this nurse is the right thing to do it's a dreadful mistake wake up boy i i guess you got everything just about handling well well i do is there um anything i can do well you know what well the what a little pin money for tolls tips you know knickknacks yeah little odds and and salt and pepper shakers you know how much 6 2 30. how about a thousand bucks and keep the change boy where did you get that kind of money well let's just say i got it that's all well you sure learned a few things from your old man didn't you i tried to yes sir that's good so uh when you're thinking about heading out well we thought uh today but uh you know there's no rush i know you're dying no not anymore son pop yeah i'm good what do you mean son i can sell me i i i can sell i'm i'm really pretty good that's important to you being good you betcha you better listen to age boy this is a lesson i always learn what's that you better be good or they'll eat you alive really no i'm kidding you yes yes sir not what i'm saying i love you but i love you krp time 220. this is the doctor saying rex earhart come back i need you baby i can't take this double shift much longer now you can bring the chicken and the judge if you want to i do not want to be accused of breaking up a relationship i just want to go home here's the jefferson starship with yet another tale of frustrated desire [Music] two sixes two nines uh three sixes heard from your dad oh yeah sent us a pair of wayne newton's salt and pepper shakers from vegas your dad is together man [Music] four nines yeah he doubled his pocket money blackjack six nines bull yeah got the call [Music] that's the same hand your dad beat me with same dollar [Applause] [Music] hey

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Length: 24min 17sec (1457 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 26 2021