WKRP In Cincinnati: Baby It's Cold Inside 3.8

all right rough boys from pete townsend and it's 807 in the am on the mighty krp where the doctor always delivers here's the boss springsteen hungry heart [Music] i don't like this do something well we could huddle together or you could do what i've been doing to take the chill off at eight o'clock in the morning i don't think so you know of course that liquor is not allowed at the station yeah and i think it's against fcc regulations yeah so it's freezing to death really it kind of warms you up some you sure don't want it well maybe just a little sip not very much though these are unusual circumstances you know jennifer i've been wondering uh just how we could get together for an intimate little drink yuck yeah somehow i thought you'd say that i was referring to this oh thank you he's kind of tingly though tingly and warm down to the toes you don't hardly have any shoes on why johnny thank you for noticing i got these at hoffman's department store where is that in dallas oh yes dallas you know i've seen this particular design before in cincinnati me too which i am mad about me too but i have never before seen it in this particular color me neither why don't we toast this particular color oh alrighty to pale gray pale gray it is don't you just love pale gray yeah [Music] ah jennifer not to change the subject but were you expecting mr carlson's mother to come by the station today no i don't think so did she ever just drop by unannounced never [Music] good well i guess i should give you your shoe back no you keep it as a souvenir [Music] as a souvenir i love it [Applause] you know why no why i feel so warm oh me too jennifer me too you [Applause] as a know of fact i'm starting to sweat baby if you've ever wondered whatever became of me i'm living on the air in cincinnati cincinnati wkrv we got kind of tired of packing and unpacking town to town up and down the dial maybe you and me were never meant to be just maybe think of me once in a while i'm a wkrp and cincinnati i usually don't drink neither do i at least not at eight in the morning i suppose you're here for a very important reason yes i am well why don't you just make yourself comfortable and i'll walk this way arthur tells me he's at his desk every morning at 7. what a laugh he's here every day at 6. he comes in at 6. usually six but today he's just a little late oh you know i think i might just have a touch of this brandy i've never been so cold in my life please do thank you good good lord where does where does fever get this stuff i think at a hardware store i really gave him a good scare didn't i johnny well maybe just a little nice to know i haven't lost my touch oh no mrs carlson you could never do that i don't scare you though do i what a lovely coat thank you just a little something i threw on same here jennifer just how much is my son really paying you all things considered not nearly enough tell me you know everything that goes on around here don't you who's hard-working yes who's ambitious yes who's fooling around with whom that too well who is fooling around with whom no one no one how times have changed you know when my husband hank was running this station it was like a soap opera up here has my son told you very much about my late husband what was he like let's order two more brandies all righty johnny mrs carlson would like to see you in mr carlson's office but you must come and bring the bottle bring the bottle your husband oh yes hank he was a hulk of a man and yet he had this this youthful something about him this this huck finn sort of quality come in hi how's it going fine elias is too good to be true i mean two magnificent ladies uh just sitting here uh sipping brandy uh discussing god knows what i tell you it's really a high-voltage turn-on for me basically i think everybody i know would probably give their eye teeth to be here for that reason i'll be very quiet and i'll just sit down over here this is a private conversation fever really put the bottle back on the table well i guess uh since you're drinking it's uh all right if i drink i don't work here oh that's a good point good fine and uh what a shame that you don't ma'am uh many is the time i've said that believe me i i wish you were around uh and i mean that sincerely i do truly ma'am miss uh mister hey why is it so cool morning girls hey there's no heat no if ending no heat because mr carlson's mother is here she walks in everything freezes she is the ice queen but she has powers beyond any mortal woman are you drinking at this hour of the mornings are you insane but if i had been drinking and the ice queen saw me would i be fired yeah i guess you would yeah then we must prepare my defense let's go into the booth i've got a small bonfire going forward i should talk to mrs no no no no you must hear the true facts from these lips first please offend me where's jen oh travis it's all so terrible this is all that's left of her i was on the broadway stage does that surprise you a little what year was that i started in the chorus but i had talent and before long the parts got better that's how i met hank he saw me in a play and he came backstage after the show he congratulated me on my magnificent performance and i congratulated him on his magnificent shoulders sounds like love at first sight i know he had run out of the theater and bought me a bouquet of lovely little violets from some street vendor the man was so corny and so completely midwestern we were married in six months and he fished oh god did he loved having a good time too much so i think sometimes he neglected the business so little by little i got involved and i was good at it well after a while i was running the whole thing i just took over that hurt hank oh but i was too busy to notice he felt unnecessary and in the end i guess that's what really so i guess i better get back to my little desk you know people worry when i'm not there better leave that here wouldn't look good to have it sitting in the lobby [Music] you know i think i'll just buzz the booth and tell mr fevery still got a job oh that's nice but do you think you ought to do it right away [Music] hi gorgeous any messages [Laughter] okay fine [Music] take off your coat and let me see if your belt matches your shoes okey dokey hi ho wkrp no i'm sorry les nessman is not in and we don't know when he will be in he's a very strange man oh this is les hi les this is jennifer [Applause] the message is you will be late today uh-huh no of course i'm writing this down and you will be at this number okay fine fine fine fine fine thank you for calling wkrp in cincinnati oh hi jennifer uh listen uh johnny told me what happened andy let's see the boy give us a spin what spin i understand that uh mrs carlson's here right uh-huh why is she here she said it was for a very good reason what don't know but don't worry about it i'll talk with her i'll straighten it out andy is that my shoe oh yeah lastly you're a reprobate and a bum but we'll talk more later come in morning mr scolson ah mr travis come here so i'm sorry it's so cold in the office this morning close the door thank you and i want to apologize for uh johnny fever sit down thank you believe it well and none over there over here [Music] so you're a cowboy hi hey well well what you call me you woke me up all right you told me to rush down here you were in big trouble yeah i am telling you charles's mother keeps calling me you know beg threats that kind of stuff what oh she caught me drinking man here on the air oh man yeah travis can't straighten this one out i mean i am screwed i am wasted and wiped out forever not just here wherever i go well what is it i can do for you why don't you just go home and get some sleep you look wrecked yes as a matter of fact i do speak for the whole station now i want heat then i want it now it just so happens that because of the cold our general sales manager herbert r tarlet jr has lost all feeling in his lower extremities so let's get on the stick down there thank you and goodbye oh hello venus coffee oh one oh make it hot wow hey annie hey you know what carlson's mother's in his office why i don't know it's very strange i think that she's drunk if you can believe that i think jennifer's been drinking a little bit too she has i think so [Applause] i thought she was just making fun of me excuse me where are you going if jennifer's drunk i got to take my shot listen herb you fool around with jennifer today and you're a dead man you mean killed or merely fired a dead man oh well hell another thing i just had this very strange conversation with mrs carlson in which i'm not kidding she put her hand on my knee my right knee now what do you make of that see andy i don't know what to say she kept calling me cowboy cowboy oh andy sounds serious what's serious mr carlson's mother touched andy's person where what we call the knee why because les she's been drinking and i guess and he tried to make a move wait a minute she was just trying to be friendly oh this is disgusting it's not disgusting it's far from it she was just she was you know oh she i've lost a great deal of respect for you both he wasn't i'm sorry this is white folks business she was just trying to be cordial for a change i just cannot listen to any more of this wait but you're trying to be mice that's all actually right now it'd be a good time to hit her up for some station improvements you know this is all so unfair i can't go see jennifer but you can get it on with mr carlson's mother [Music] less you hold me back before i kill you [Applause] coming mr nessman what's new mrs carlson do you know that i have no walls excuse me no walls my office doesn't have any walls oh well sit down and tell me all about it oh thank you [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] mother carlson how nice to see you what a lovely surprise down boy yes see mrs carlson no walls i put the tape where walls should be really yes to me these are walls that's positively insane i adore it i don't understand well a person who thinks he has walls is infinitely more interesting than one who does i mean why be cooped up with walls when you can have tape it's ingenious no you don't understand i understand perfectly and i want some music i'll do it let me do it let me do it let me do it turn music off yes ma'am that's not music no i am sit down yes ma'am what's wrong with you i don't know i must have gone crazy there for a second hello mrs carlson oh bailey do you like gershwin oh very much as owner of this station i would like to hear it i am making a request oh well i'm i'm sorry but andy doesn't allow requests and even if he did i doubt if johnny fever would play it fever is a bum and a reprobate i know where is he in the booth thank you good luck same to you herb look i'm not drinking gerschmann gershwin do you know of him yeah play him on the air weren't you drinking this morning want me to forget about it [Applause] do you know how business deals are struck in this country will you play gershwin for me have you enjoyed working in this hemisphere [Music] this is wkrp where the doctor dares to be different [Music] what are you doing saving my butt the american way i'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood i know that i could always be good to one will watch over me [Music] although he may not be the man some girls think of as handsome [Music] [Applause] my heart he carries the key [Music] won't you tell him please to put on some speed follow my leads oh how i need someone to watch mrs carlson would you like a couple of aspirin no thank you jennifer that won't be necessary all righty morning mr carlson [Applause] mama where have you been i stopped by to pick you up you weren't there well obviously you were here yes i was here making a complete fool out of myself you i haven't acted this way in years well i wouldn't worry about it mommy up here everybody makes a fool out of himself but it's okay you know i've driven to every florist in this town can't find violets does it have to be violence well this year we just won't take any you don't like doing this do you i don't like cemeteries no but it's important to me you don't forget a man like your father yes ma'am i understand you're usually in by six six what [Music] um [Music] hey

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Length: 24min 58sec (1498 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 15 2021