Wkrp In Cincinnati 214 A Family Affair

[Music] lie to me the truth couldn't help me now sure some stone cold truth in that babies that is the due rocks and this is the doctor and you know i wouldn't lie to you i want to tell you it's 8 10 and a.m i told you the truth wouldn't help that means it's wake up time it's your last call for meaningful employment so you just got time to jump out of your jammies and pour yourself a nice hot steaming cup of chemicals what do they mean how have they touched your life mommy are these green pork chops still good a few short years ago would have been an unfortunate no but today green meat is john good morning good morning good morning morning what are you doing here so early well i work here remember oh yes travis john allow me to just take a moment here sir to say to you a what a special human being you are and b what a wonderful job you continue it's early what do you want i want to know if you might be in the market for a favor giving or taking maybe both coming out here oh mommy none of these apples have ugly brown spots that's right and they won't even long after the apples are unsafe to eat [Music] chemicals a natural part of life hey let's talk fun let's not hey you're a good-looking guy now as you know my sister's in town and i've been showing her now for about four days now having a great time why because she's a lot of fun swell but i'm her brother so i was wondering if maybe you could travis give me a break huh well why not blind dates i'm willing to pay for it you'll pay well she's not having any fun with me how can you do that man how can you put a dollar value on your sister's company and and more importantly how much 30 bucks what's wrong with your sister all right uh 40. up front what'd she look like is she a large woman oh she's cute she's charming she's fun company what does she look like like me 50. you got it baby if you've ever wondered i've wondered whatever became of me i'm living on the air in cincinnati [Music] [Applause] [Music] maybe you and me were never meant to be just maybe think of me once in a while i'm at wkrp and cincinnati it's very very simple six buttons no actually there are just five buttons this little red one here on the end is used to put people on hold my personal favorite okay i think i got it i'm sure you have now you take good care of my telephone and have a lot of fun i'll see you tomorrow okay and you have a good time shopping oh i will i always have a wonderful time spending money oh jennifer what what if the calls for me oh don't be an old silly i'm sorry i certainly don't want to be a little silly good morning uh wkrp radio oh no i'm sorry uh jennifer's not in today oh she's gone shopping well shoes i think where oh from new york well listen can i take a message i i couldn't tell her anything like that i'll have to hang up boy oh uh good morning young lady may i help you yes i was looking for excuse me just good morning wkrp radio uh yo hold on i gotta ask the phone but good morning wk radio what i'm sorry uh you aren't the person i was just talking to are you hold on a minute good party wkrp radio what well well look we all make mistakes i don't think he's any cause to use that kind of language yeah well so are you now where we're so i am carol travis andy's sister ah andy who oh travis travis yeah well i'm arthur carlson and i'm i'm in charge here oh nice to meet you mr carlson it looks like they keep you very busy oh you mean this oh yeah well i don't do what i'm doing here usually what i do i do in there but the lady that does hear what i'm doing here isn't here and so i'm actually doing what she does here instead of in there oh you see i look at this as an opportunity to come out here and get a taste of what it's like in the trenches oh sort of like frontline action in there with the troops that's it exactly and that's why i'm not embarrassed about any of this don't touch me less than i mean it well i'm sorry hi big guy what's happened to you herb fell from the sky big guy and now he's trying to blame me for everything bet i am we went out to do bayley's hang gliding promotion yesterday you know where i go up in the air in the fish suit oh well this jerk here is driving the car that's pulling me i'd get about 20 feet off the ground and he decides to stop for a stop sign that's the law her i said no herb tell it to my back less oh hey listen guys i got somebody i want you to meet uh this is auntie's little sister i'm carol hi hey hi wow little travis set huh this is herb tarlick and this is les nessman uh yes i've heard a lot about both of you no doubt hey listen guys why don't you take carol on back to mandy's office certainly this way miss travis oh oh i'm in a lot of pain carol really yeah but my head's clear and i thank god for that good morning wkrp radio i'm i'm sorry but arthur carlson's not in no he's in uh in washington lunching with the head of the fcc sure it's silly but that's where he is venus you will have fun all you have to do is put on this fish suit and hold on to the bar then why don't you do it well what would that prove people want to see a star now you are a star think of it you'll be flying way up high in the air your hair will be flowing in the breeze or not venus uh this is my promotional idea and i need your help now i sent herb up this past weekend but who's her but nobody i need a star i want a star what is it dangerous oh of course not hey venus hey what's happening venus is going up in the hang glider this weekend good i'll think about it you think about this what's this this is your playlist from last week now in my humble opinion you're not playing enough hits i don't play hits i make them no venus see this is a top 40 station we play the hits what about johnny you talk to him i thought i'd talk to someone from our solar system first picture yourself flying way up high in the air your hair is flowing in the breeze now that stuff will flow not now baby okay i'll just go ask johnny andy i bet you think i play too many black songs come on venus this has nothing to do with race and you know it play something white i play the best music man music has no color andy look your sister's here hey hi hi bro miss travis this is venus flytrap and he's a [Music] a disc jockey hi oh travis this must be the a side of the family huh oh yeah guess what happened to me this weekend so have you enjoyed your visit here in cincinnati oh yeah and so far we've seen uh kings island the zoo and then on sunday we watched a whole bunch of football games on andy's tv set all right so i'm not much of a tour guide well i am this is the award-winning newsroom over here boy i better sit down i'm in a great deal of pain especially after what happened to me this weekend what happened to you this weekend herb huh oh nothing oh come on come on herbert no no really andy oh i'd rather not talk about it well all right that case tomorrow carol i'll show you around travis celeste tried to kill me tell me about it uh venus will you show carol around the station my pleasure well tell him less well andy herp fell down and went boom boom boom boom take it easy no i just thank god my head is clear yes excuse me hello hello hello hello yellow heard les nessman here hello what in the hell is going on hello oh this is our hallway here oh that's the broadcasting booth and there's johnny fever on the air these are our windows it's actually a nice view of the city right there you see the ohio river uh-huh that's riverfront stadium that's the negman building right there and there's a man exercising in the nude moving right along so you're having a nice time oh yeah i know actually not it has been so boring you know brothers and sisters oh heck i'd be glad to show you around all the hot spots oh yeah yeah you like the roller skate oh well i haven't done it since i was a little kid well let's go you're serious sure right now what if i fall down or something i'll roll over oh nice guy so let me leave you with this one question why are the olympics being held in russia time after time in commerce in treaties in wheat in international dealings of all kinds these godless russians have proved themselves to be less than truthful how do we know they will report the olympic scores faithfully is there a conspiracy here [Music] if so between whom what about the water think about it this is les nessman saying good night and may the good news be yours now stay tuned for the venus flytrap musical program following this les where's venus oh i don't know andy well he left with my sister about 10 o'clock this morning i haven't seen him since in this dark outside it is yeah i got her a date with johnny tonight well i'm sure she'll show up right now i think your main concern is venus he's supposed to be on the air in seven seconds six five four three [Music] hello venus flytrap was not here this evening however a very good friend of his will be taking over apollo fly trap so take it away apollo yes this is the lid back soul sound let's listen to some really heavy rhythm and blues once again this is the lead back soul sound of wkrp in cincinnati [Music] where is venus i don't know he left with my sister hours ago so so so so we're supposed to be on the air right now oh my god would you want me to go get a substitute type guy could you do that for me please yes of course i need call in [Music] it's rough out there travis all the lights on that phone all those calls coming in sometimes all five of those buttons let off at once i am just beginning to appreciate the incredible job that jennifer marlow's been doing for this station she's the key the nerve center the information central that's what she is and by going none of us better ever forget it nelson i'm kind of busy right now is there something specific that you wanted to talk to me about huh what oh no uh i got a message here for venus what do you say uh before from gee i don't know before those words are so close here what did he say well he says i won't be in tonight why not i don't remember look i answered some 48 calls out there this afternoon travis all right all right does it say what time you called in it's not on there it's not it's an honor as to where they went as to what they're doing that's it thank you very much i'm going home take a hot shower jennifer ever walks out on me like this again i'm quitting i am invincible yes and the middle sound just keep on coming in here's another record for all my soul brothers out there you're listening to wkrp hey let's get [Music] funky [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] krp uh-huh uh-huh uh yes sir the dj on the air tonight was black uh he just grew up in an all-white neighborhood he's having a tough time working things out yeah okay i'll tell him well i'm here why why i have a date with your sister she's out with venus uh-huh i usually date girls three times before they start dating other guys well they're not dating their loss oh no they're not i've been blown out of the saddle again i've been talking nonsense were you right i'm not going to pay you back the 52 oh yes you are so you said you don't talk nonsense hey man what's going on where you been we had so much fun hi hi uh i think these are for you oh thank you give me those hey those are my flowers man venus where you two been around what's the problem man i called in enough time to get a substitute who was that guy anyway that was me i had to do the first hour of your show we heard you andy that's why we came over boy do you stink sounds like samurai negro [Applause] all right you two look i asked venus to show you around the station not the state i got you a date with this guy this guy right here hi what's wrong with your sister being out with me nothing you didn't call i called i didn't get the message that's carlson's fault oh okay all right yeah what's the real problem here anyway you're late that's all hey come on you guys hi andy i'm not your little kid sister anymore you can't tell me what to do you stay out of this carol i know why you'd only go out with your sister you know come on guys why do we sing huh you know a sing-along that is not the reason oh yes it is vegas come on you guys know it huh andy venus was really nice to me oh well i apologize look he's apologizing that's great now why don't we all go out and get some pizza i got 50 bucks that'll buy a lot of pizza what do you say come on yum yum huh i'm up for it huh great why don't we all go i don't feel like it neither do i okay carol it's you and me it's right across the street um no you'll like it it's a very sophisticated little play so you know what i mean thanks nikki i think these are for you so the thing is carol your brother really is under some pressure yeah i know but he loves venus i mean they've been friends for years yeah it's just a little misunderstanding it'll pass nope nope it's racial but my brother's not a bigot we're all bigots okay if bigotry started a long time ago nobody knows where i think that french started it the excuse me um i'm sorry oh hey ah sis i'm sorry or he is no you're not i am no you're not i am not so either way why don't you sit down hmm so uh you guys are friends again huh oh yeah you see i was just really mad because venus didn't show up for his show when in fact what he was worried about is his sister going out with the black guy which is what venus thinks and what andy won't admit because it's nuts but it's true are you sure you guys got this thing straightened out oh yeah because i should have come into work and because there's something to what venus says i hate to admit it but it's true i just thought we'd put all that black and white junk behind us we cut down the tree but the roots run pretty deep andy i got them too yeah yeah you think i want my sister go out with that guy there what did i do well venus that's not race that's just good taste you know i'm not really black i'm sort of coco brown and you're a beige but that dude is white now that's white i'm just pale see they're pals again so they want to gang up on me venus you can go out with my sister anytime you want to thanks now there is a good song you two ought to dance i know andy oh wait a minute you act like i'm not even here i mean talk about prejudice i'm sorry i thought you liked to dance well i do but well then venus dance with my sister i don't wanna dance it's not a good idea i don't mind andy you're not a bigot it's okay hey i don't mind really i don't mind i don't wanna dance dancing is out travis forget the dancing dance venus i don't venus dance with my sister all right i'll dance you wanna dance yes all right here we go dance go dance now balls how can i dance to that music man that's not music music has no color [Music] i think that's great no racial problems here [Music] just what the hell do you think you're doing boy who are you calling boy this girl's white i'm based i'll take care of this i'll take care of this who are you calling boy boy oh i can handle this i'll handle it i'll handle it let me handle it no i'm the boy here i'll handle this boys boys boys now we can settle this surely like oh jennifer i'm glad to see you back home boy am i glad to see you here what happened to your voice i lost it yesterday on the phone aside from that did anything else happen while i was gone no no no business as usual good morning jennifer hey guy i'm here hi miss carlson can we talk sure welcome back jennifer good morning johnny yeah what happened here yesterday [Laughter] andy's sister stopped by for oh is hello jennifer hi welcome back [Laughter] thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] uh [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey

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Published: Mon May 03 2021