Why You Gotta Love The 99 (Part 2) | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

is Hitchcock doing okay I think so wait he's bringing his hand to his face don't pick your teeth don't pick your nose dear he's gonna lick something off his fingers oh no he's poking his chin as I've been thought not as if he is in thought oh they're looking at us act natural spreadsheet spreadsheet crime crime freezing to presents I'm sorry Rosa can I talk to you in private for a second yeah we'll be right back Boyle why don't you show donger what a fax machine is okay imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a foam wait we still have time maybe there's a way to get Kyle back in with his family like what if Jake wheels are turning your brain baby is crowning boy oh please that's disgusting no it's helping I am having a brain baby then push man push you can do this you are so strong I got it Kyle's Uncle cut him off because of that stolen car right but what if we could find that car and have Kyle give it back to him then All Is Forgiven Kyle's back in the family right but how do we find that car we just did a big sweep of Brooklyn chop shops maybe Sheamus's car is one of them maybe it's in the inbound box yes okay put in my password yes bill is that you yes it's me Bill hello you seem different nope I'm still the same old Bill Hummer trout who grew up in Bean Station Tennessee and shaves his armpits anyway meet the new recruit I signed up new news recruit boom boom boom boom my name is Barry Saint Berry and I can't wait to get inside and unlock my neutral future I love your energy boom boom I love your energy boom boom I'm gonna get up there everybody here is so creepy boom boom yeah that tracks all right let's get a move on the longer I stay here the more horrified I get I know have you seen all these posters of David stollman's wife Debbie I'm happy healthy and Alive oh Debbie dead Debbie real dead all right Bill said that the officers are behind that roped off area we're gonna need a distraction well if I know Colts this meeting will start with an insanely over the top nonsense video hello Admirals please turn your eyes to the monitors for a special hello from neutral welcome everybody and there's our distraction at Dr David stovelman I had no idea my amino acids could be so high or so low foreign I love paperwork but this is crazy there isn't even time to savor it Charles you're going so fast I don't have a choice we can't let this place village with perps yeah but you're gonna cramp are you kidding baby I've been cramming for the past 20 minutes so attracted you to Jake you need to drop this quickly hold hasn't been lonely all week yeah because he's too busy almost dying look at him what he's just beautiful minding it because he's a genius he's writing the word case over and over again oh now he's spelling it with a K is that not how you spell it again I have a mouth neck and testicle melting fever Jake enough is enough you need to drop this stupid back burner Cold Case before you both die or I will kill you oh my God I thought I was following her yeah I should probably lie down here we go case daddy why is the man saying he's my father Mr Hanukkah is crazy he has no children of his own and he's driven him mad I'm your father Nikolai he's pronounce Nicholas Nicolas Nicholas Nicolas Nicholas Nicolas Nicholas Nicholas Nicolas it's okay okay well that was fun hey uh why don't you go play over there buddy you can take this drugstore receipts it's very long and filled with coupons you can fly it around like a kite wow kids are really basic is being a dad's super easy what the hell was that you promised you wouldn't tell him I'm so sorry I smelled my boy I don't know what to come over to me please I'm in town for 10 more days nothing Nikolas should know I exist let me spend time with him I could take him to a Russian bath house has he been no I'm not some weirdo that takes my eight-year-old to the Russian bath we take our bass at home together as a family like normal people not sure you have the upper hand on that storm off Boyle man it's over we need a miracle I'm here Kevin no how are you here you called me you didn't stop calling me I didn't call you look you left 17 voicemails here's one oh you want to come save us we need a lie to get you here Charles what should I say did I get shot in the face oh then why are you dancing oh I was up to 90 gaming who speaks French and then I heard a hurl hurl what she's trying to say is that she vomited and now she's back down to three drink Amy or maybe dance pants you know it my God Hitchcock are you the only person still making sense yeah it's bad so rap rap spitting Rhymes kissing shorties on the lips have no fear Mr rap is here and he will drink three beers I wish he would turn the radio down you think that's the radio that sounds like professional music to you all music after Mahler sounds exactly like that now this is one of several designated areas where you can stand upright during the day you can move them out freely in the Square wow so we have all this room to work in your hand can be seen from the living room window you just killed Kevin Raymond I can't hear you Kevin you're dead he bled out in your lap how will you break the news to me let's see we don't have to do this ah detective Peralta how are things going with Kevin the love of my life wait why are you here at this late hour and whose blood is that okay I guess Kevin's this is devastating I'm inconsolable and I've killed myself cool well I can see this is going to be a fun couple of months why yes thank you so much oh wow I love your outfits I'm an artist so I get that it's more than just tight Nick likes to coat women in latex he's fascinated by the idea of the human Chrysalis and society's pupation cool cool human Chrysalis and whatnot what not to whatnot you got the book you should know things are good with Sarah I just want to make sure we're as happy in our relationship as we can be that's nice Sergeant sorry you have to embarrass yourself not a big deal I guess I just don't care what other people think of me that's actually pretty inspiring I wish I was more like that yeah I don't feel excuse me whoa whoa whoa hey hey you're not gonna wait for me to leave like I said I just don't care contains a link to a video I'm going to play it brace yourselves if it shows Madeline be sure not to look directly into her eyes because we'll Turn to Stone no because her eyes are ugly hello Raymond Raymond surprised to see me well I didn't say Bloody Mary three times so yes when did she record this judging by the Flames around her it could be a live stream very good Rosa oh Philip you're hanging out at the bar with Dana how late did you stay got in the cab around 3 30. kind of hard to find a cab in the neighborhood and why not a ride train service didn't have my phone remember did you talk to the driver no what rooted today I don't know I was watching taxi TV what was on Fallon highlights what was he doing slow jam in the news who was the guest Amy Adams who's that famous actress why would you wow you got some old silver fillings in there you probably want to drill those out replace them with porcelain okay but why that is some serious plaque buildup let's get back to it no no Open Water let me see good God when's the last time you had to clean them damn it not only did we not break him but now I have to go to the dentist we need a new strategy and all this Dental talk has given me an idea okay we have a few more questions for you doctor doctor oh it's funny when people call dentist Doctor we are doctors we do four years of medical school it's called dental school but we learned about the entire body but if you had cancer you can call a dentist you know it's actually harder to get into dental school than medical school because there are fewer dental schools because most people want to become actual doctors that's ridiculous it's not like we're College professors calling ourselves doctors that's the same thing my friend sure it is when someone has a heart attack on the plane do they yell out yo does anybody here have an art history PhD Dr red it's literally describing a doctor maybe let's refocus no the problem here is that medical practitioners have co-opted [Music] about apparently that's a trigger for me yeah apparently look what I found do you like it Jake yes I love it real Cruella Deville Vibes no no I'm not Cruella Deville I would never hurt dogs I'm perdita who the Romantic lead of the film pongo's wife the girl dog yes yes of course you look exactly like perdita oh my God thank you so much hey Debbie everything okay with Diaz yeah she fell asleep five minutes after I locked her in and she hasn't moved in the past 10 hours she talks in her sleep I'm gonna rub your head off I'm gonna rip your damn head off Grandma okay let's set the scene the year is 1986 Top Gun is crushing the box office and the Beastie Boys have just been issued their License to Ill and that's the year I got felt up for the first time under the shirt always a big moment in a young boy's life all right tell us about the case we were working organized crime and we took down mafia boss geocosta for running cocaine we were the studs of the 99 well I'm sure studs is a fit about oh my God I can't believe I'm gonna say this but meow no that is not what I was gonna say but honestly yeah meow no offense guys but what the hell happened to you are you body shaming us no I'm personality shaming you you were so alert and cool and job doing just don't let any personal issues distract you from your work you have nothing to worry about there's no personal issues here we've never even had a fight it's true our only close call was when Jake didn't know who will shorts was really never heard of The Puzzle Master this is who you want to be with I shouldn't get involved good luck for the case Marie kondo came up with a system to unclutter your life you look at an object and if it doesn't bring you Joy throw it away try it Sarge hello backup pair of suspenders do you bring me joy yes because you have tab endings in a sweet leather yoke I'm so glad you're in my life I guess I'm keeping them oh let me try hello bag of old dried mushrooms do you bring me joy yes you provide Rich earthy flavor to both soups and teas I guess I'm giving mine too this is fun guys you can't keep everything that defeats the purpose I got the same hello unsolved case do you bring me joy no because you're boring and you're too hard see ya personal items only Scully get that case out of the trash Oh for Pete's sake this is the boat now Charles has to think we're totally sober and we solved his puzzle so we good yep I'm drunk as hell that's not what I asked don't worry about me I've seen you doing over these Hair Braiding schemes in order to play along if Charles asks what's wrong I'll just put on a quick smile and say nothing amazing that is actually perfect get free so quickly see you later losers that's so fast what the hell was that that Fitbit I gave you a Christmas I modified it into a taser what do you even want me to get into shape yeah but not as much as I want to win I got Scully come on let's go no we will be represented by these things I had in my pocket all I had was lit it was a pocket full of lint everybody remember what your lint looks like my lint is round my lint is approximately one centimeter in diameter my lint is blue my lid is oblong my lid is approximately half a centimeter in length my length is also blue wow so no pushback on the lid thing this is great now I can give you clearance to get in the front door but getting into the archive is another matter if I go into this bathroom I could climb through this vent drop down into the archive room and steal the file are you gonna get out pull myself back up the way I came in what I can do a pull-up Terry will teach me this whole area is video monitored by this guard here I can distract him with the conversation what do you know about them watches a lot of TV I heard him mention Sex and the City then I will discuss both of those shows with them ooh Sex In The City is one show it's not a show called sax and then another show called the city okay good start now I know that I can disable the security DVRs but I need some way of getting to a station unnoticed I have an idea on how to smuggle you in but it'll be a tight fit I'm flexible I do a lot of yoga you do yoga helps keep me centered if you ask me about it again I'll hunt you down and rip your face off okay great good plan I won't die I want to skip it I got the DVRs uh actually that that's my land island is oblong my land is blue okay sounds like we got a plan let's get to training stupid cult they labeled their financial records Financial records like dummies oh Jake we got a neutral Boomer approaching at 12 o'clock the file just started downloading how much time do we have I don't know but he's a polka daughter polka daughter what does that mean of the eight types of Walkers polka dotters drivers arm swingers Stompers you don't know about this nobody does Charles you clearly just ran some weird blog posts first of all bought mango.com is not a weird blog it's infotainment secondly polka dot Walkers take short strides on their toes I don't want to learn about polka dotters right now just get out there and install them but God hello Bud boom boom boom boom Bill what are you doing back here this floor is closed on the weekend you know me just gotta stretch my legs really sore from Pilates but nutraboom doesn't allow Pilates it's a pseudoscience right no Pilates is the name of my most recent sexual partner boom boom boom boom you see him off man your voice is different you're not sucking on your signature lollipop right I guess I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed since when do you sleep in a bed why are you being so weird what are you doing back here I know what's going on you're fishing for one of my patented neck massages aren't you there's the bill I know president accounted for now turn around and give me that neck you're not going to do it from the front of course I mean that's how I do it oh that's the good stuff boom boom boom boom [Music] thank you foreign

Channel: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Keywords: Brooklyn Nine-Nine, brooklyn 99, b99, Stephanie Beatriz, Rosa Diaz, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, Detective Charles Boyle, Melissa Fumero, Detective Amy Santiago, Detective Jake Peralta, NBC, Terry Jeffords, Amy Santiago, Sitcom, Chelsea Peretti, Andre Braugher, Gina Linetti, Terry Crews, Joe Lo Truglio, brooklyn 9 9, brooklyn nine-nine funny moments, brooklyn 9 9 funny moments

Id: TB-3tlpxQ40

Length: 15min 5sec (905 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 19 2023