Why Women Are Like Puzzles and Yahtzees - Bo Burnham

thank you I I believe I believe firmly that women are always right oh I should rephrase that I don't men and women song is called men and women men are like boughs they are easily broken [Music] women are like cows cuz they both have vaginas men are like muzzles because I try to set you up [Music] women are like puzzles this prior to 1920 neither at the right to vote puzzles still don't a man is an eagle yeah a woman is a dog women can fake orgasms but men can fake law [Music] [Applause] [Music] women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on [Music] men are like raisins and crows as they hate using condoms women are like Yahtzee oh yeah rarely [Music] men are like Nazis because they both cause the Holocaust oh yeah for every dollar that a man makes a woman makes 70 cents that doesn't make sense that's not fair the man's only left with 30 [Music] [Music] man women it's black and white with an area of gray for hermaphrodite [Music] male strippers always defect they're applying lotion and female strippers when they're dancing on the pole just look like confused firemen [Music] I believe in the zodiac I do I do clearly I'm a Leo I love Titanic but this is this is something a little bit morbid ly ironic my grandmother she was a cancer and she was actually killed by a giant crab this is a song about the idea of irony so strap him my dog's stomach was very upset so I put him in the car and we went to the vet and on our way to the vet I killed a cab [Music] I adopted a child from overseas to rescue him from child labor factories and on his very first birthday we went to build-a-bear workshop [Music] isn't that iro and I see [Music] and I see water park is burnt to the ground and a tow truck is broken down I always used to cry when I laughed and then I was by a clown [Music] I was watching Al Gore on CNN he was talking and talking and talking and then out of boredom my pet polar bear shot himself [Applause] [Music] I dated an animal rights activist and one day she got really pissed because I was eating veal that was wrapped in pita bread pita [Music] yeah I must stand up comic and I always sit and slouch and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's pull-out couch I yeah everyday you play the board game arrest you probably never Oh missed in your life and monopoly has far from a stranglehold on the board game market then the little kid died from suffocation when he choked on a game piece from operation and I can't grow a beard that one's not ironic that one's just [Music] yeah Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant my grandfather had Alzheimer's and one day we were [Music] you

Channel: Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Id: 1YOJN1VA4Uk

Length: 6min 16sec (376 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 12 2019