Bo Burnham Stand-Up 11/30/10 | CONAN on TBS

[Music] thank you so much what an honor my ex-girlfriend that a really weird fetish she used to like to dress up as herself with an act like a Raging all the time hey guys like impressions like impressions why guys I'm a realist I tried to romanticize reality you know like when life gives you lemons honestly you found lemons when life gets you down you know make a comforter but at the same time I don't deny the beauty in the world guys because there's so much beauty cos like life can be so symmetrical that gives birth to this almost silent poetry you know like a hermaphrodite playing the keytar or a young Amish boy trying to blow out the lightbulbs on his birthday cake or her a girl is terrible grammar saying mama you raised me good and then being pushed on a well guys people complain about my show they think I act too thick old or flamboyant and that makes me so angry [Applause] [Music] your mama's so fat you mother still ugly - so stupid your mother's breasts sag with such severity through the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks guys I what I'm doing I don't know uh we've done a lot of laughing which I can't thank you enough for what we haven't done log kind of thinking I like to do that right now and what better to stop comic inertia a little bit of poetic friction I've written some haikus like whose are Japanese poems consisting of 17 syllables three lines 575 and I find them have a certain clearness in their Cochin see sort of a soundness in their simplicity if you will so we'll do right now hopefully is I read these haikus think for a bit and then we'll go back to the jokes and they'll have benefited so uh can I get some mood lighting please just perfect all right except get the giggles out and I lose my head cos my aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire old people's skin sags because it is being pulled towards the underworld [Music] pages are blank those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones or macerate the day time 15 cents a day you can feed an African they eat pennies and finally bono if you want to help poor people sell your tinted shades you two'll thank you so much guys I believe in the zodiac you know I'm a Leo I loved inception but this is something a little bit uh a little bit morbid ly ironic my grandmother she was a cancer and she was actually killed by a giant crack this is a song about the idea of irony so strap in my dog's stomach was very upset so I put him in the car and we went to the vet and on our way to the vet I killed a cat I adopted a child from overseas to rescue him from child labor factories and on his very first birthday we went to build-a-bear workshop [Music] isn't that iro and I see Ino are iro and I see yes in a water park is burnt to the ground and a tow truck has broken down I always used to cry when I laughed and then I was raped by a clown I was watching Al Gore on CNN he was talking about the environment and then out of boredom my pet polar bear shot himself [Music] I dated an animal rights activist one day she got really pissed because I was eating a veal that was wrapped in pita bread pita and I say yes Anaheim a stand-up comic and I always sit and slouch and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's pull-out couch ironic iro and I see yes and a Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant [Music] oh the grandfather had Alzheimer's and one day we were [Applause] you

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Length: 6min 6sec (366 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 03 2016