Bo Burnham's Lower Your Expectations Song | Netflix Is A Joke

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We all want love. How many single ladies out there looking for love tonight? (women cheering) Yeah, woo that sadness out. (audience laughing) There's more where that came from. Ladies, I know what you want, want, want. (audience laughing) ♪ You want a guy that's sweet, a guy that's tough ♪ ♪ A feminist who likes to pay for stuff ♪ ♪ The kind of guy that gets along with your friends ♪ ♪ Without being attracted to any of them ♪ ♪ A good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy ♪ ♪ A half good, half bad, half boy ♪ ♪ Loves your brothers, sensitive but not weak ♪ ♪ And is a great lover, calls your mother on the weekend ♪ ♪ Now you might think this guy only exists in your mind ♪ ♪ Guess what, you're right ♪ ♪ If you want love, lower your expectations a few ♪ ♪ Because Prince Charming would never settle for you ♪ ♪ If you want love, just pick a guy and love him ♪ ♪ And if he's got a thing for feet ♪ ♪ Say, fuck it, sweep me off them ♪ (audience laughing) Now the good thing is that at least men have very realistic expectations for women. He said, sarcastically setting up a second verse in a comedy song. (audience laughing) ♪ You want a girl that's nice, a girl that's not ♪ ♪ Obsessed with her looks, but is insanely hot ♪ ♪ The kind of girl that you can show to your folks ♪ ♪ Loves the movies that you like ♪ ♪ And always laughs at your jokes ♪ ♪ A real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl ♪ ♪ A brand new, really hot, real doll ♪ ♪ Wants to impress you, doesn't care if you notice ♪ ♪ And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with ♪ ♪ Now you might think that this girl ♪ ♪ Only exists in your mind ♪ ♪ But she's real, but last week she died ♪ ♪ If you want love, lower your expectations a lot ♪ ♪ You might think your dick is a gift, I promise it's not ♪ ♪ If you want love, just pick a girl and love her ♪ ♪ Then whip out your dick ♪ ♪ And let the girl you love decline the offer ♪ ♪ I don't want a neat freak, I don't want a slob ♪ ♪ Somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job ♪ ♪ 'Cause I won't settle for less than perfect ♪ ♪ We want perfect children, a perfect life ♪ ♪ Perfect husband or a perfect wife ♪ ♪ But deep down we know, we don't deserve ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ But ♪ ♪ We all deserve love ♪ ♪ Even on the days when we aren't our best ♪ ♪ 'Cause we all suck, but love can make us suck less ♪ ♪ We all deserve love ♪ ♪ It's the very best part of being alive ♪ ♪ And I would know, I just turned 25 ♪ (audience cheers and applauds) (upbeat instrumental music)
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Channel: Netflix Is A Joke
Views: 16,325,690
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Keywords: Bo Burnham, Bo Burnham Comedy, Bo Burnham Special, Bo Burnham Netflix, Bo Burnham Funny, Bo Burnham Clip, Bo Burnham Song, Bo Burnham Singing, Bo Burnham Stand-Up, Netflix, Netflix Comedy
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Length: 3min 32sec (212 seconds)
Published: Mon Mar 30 2020
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