all right we're checking out the only game where the amount of money that you make is congruent to how far you can kick your boss like a field goal it's my dear boss you dedicate your life to your work you hand your work into your boss your boss slaps you in the face with it after getting slapped in the face for like a week straight it's time for Retribution now if you notice right there you see that is throwing the report right at us I'm not going to fire you I'm you're born to obey me we'll see about that oh yeah big distance look at that nice bounce right there I'm pretty sure part of his internal organs may have been left on the ground and after the beating you get money which you can then spend to kick your boss even further things such as kicking him while drunk or kicking him while being a baby I don't know what this is what what in God's name baby oil give him a smooth bounce after crashing we have the anti- poop upgrade here called anti- stock oh you always go for more money if there's one thing I've learned in these games you want to go for the biggest amount of bonus cash you can I love how it says eat better food and it's just I don't know like a turkey leg from a renfair renfair rule we'll buy the baby oil too oh you can buy different shoes such as is it just beer feet just naked I don't need to buy my own nudity are you ready to rock for payday and let's see how slidy he is slides a a little bit kick power now to be fair ever since we got hired the sales have dropped off so I guess it is kind of important I mean it we are the cause of this I assume oh we're getting big distance now oh my God 7,000 8,000 we're going to get 9,000 beer drinking beer makes more bounce this makes so little sense but I'm going to buy it I can buy Birds crazy ex employee oh there there's like other people I guess that your boss can run into while he's bouncing that's kind of amazing just think of all the people you're going to meet Boss Kick Your Boss five times for the achievement line all right so we're already up to almost 11,000 distance I'm looking to get the distance that I need to achieve the next amount of pay boosting ah the old Dynamite being held up by balloons obstacle I see more money that was pretty much as perfect of a kick as you can get oh I had a fire Hydra and I bounced off it like a padoga or something I have no oh my god oh it's big money time it is Big Money time where's some birds at to slap me around uh I'm going to get all that in a little bit right now I just want more kick power 9,000 before he even reach the ground or baby oil okay that was my first time getting the perfect middle bounce or whatever that is the middle kick power there we go oh yeah should have hit that car wonder of the cars and stuff are always in the same place the beautiful neighborhood that I'm kicking him across what's really weird is it says better speed for eating better food is that my speed that's getting better or like the better food my boss eats the farther he flies I think what's amazing is the fact that I've been kicking this guy for 11 days and I still have a job basically what this tells me is that I'm Irreplaceable also I got a I got a height of like 800 something feet oh I got double tapped right there he's trying to fly he really oh look at the I I've reached space I'm Superman I believe I could fly spend 10 seconds of the year that was awesome 74,000 distance oh my God how much do I need for the money like one more kick you got it I am kind of curious what better shoes do uh one power 10% chance chance of encountering birds you know I'm going to take the extra power hey boss you know to say anything different I'm wearing better shoes does the power do anything yeah probably got me an extra 2,000 ft Al e this is the fastest way to get home if you think about it technically I'm saving this guy a lot of time all right more money give to me you're tired you're sick you're hungry you're Birds I want more birds I'm going to buy some birds I haven't seen any birds uh let's see what is this protesters well we definitely need umbrellas because I've seen a lot of umbrellas and we need hydrants because I've seen a lot of hydrants yeah construction areas give me all these this dog here all right how much of an extra chance at seeing these things are there oh I seen a fire hydrant okay there was an umbrella I hit a grand total of nothing maybe I just have terrible luck this kick was much stronger I have a feeling I could that was a car but I I bounced the boss over the car oh wow is that a helicopter pretty sure I saw a helicopter there saw something maybe that was I don't know what the things are flying across the screen so fast I can't always tell what it is I'm about to murder more kick power we might as well just upgrade everything I think I just hit a bird I'm almost sure I just hit a bird I am kicking him so strong now that the birds are existing right outside the work window I'm going buy these balloons I love that the only place that this guy gets road rash is on the butt like he can land directly on his skull and it totally doesn't matter there's no he doesn't lose any clothing there it's only the butt I have left the stratosphere I am coming back as super boss I lost my Cape we are now at 72,000 distance 73,000 uh-oh what is this keep the line on the green bar click to move up don't stop at the the Red Bar C here to proceed what kind of what is what is going on here the are what are they protesting do they not want me to kick the ball or they want me to kick the ball I have no idea what just happened I'm pretty sure they kicked the balls like they're glad that I was kicking the boss but they also wanted a chance to Kick the Boss oh level four kick power how strong is level four kick power I don't know I haven't actually gotten a perfect one yet but even an imperfect one is pretty amazing amazing that's like 33,000 distance without getting any bounces Perfection I passed like a thousand of those different things in the sky I don't know if my boss is just getting very skilled at dodging them or what oh Birds now give your boss turbo oh yeah they'll fire hydrant double tap a personal favorite of mine I hit something could have been a bird not really 100 oh I just hit something else did I just T did I just like hit another bird I'm so high in the air right now I that was another bird I got three birds home run the boss was kicked that was the first boss we're in Indonesia ah I'm looking busted now see now I have to send him to the hospital oh my God the distance we've gone 35 ,000 and I'm nowhere right now eventually my boss is going to circumnavigate the entire planet I'm getting good at those perfect kicks though look at that you want to hit as many birds as humanly possible I might buy more birds I love the birds just notice something too everything in this entire 101,000 everything in this city is like obviously cut and pasted more birds but every once in a while I land in front of a house that looks like it's sad like the house looks like it's frowning running at me it's the green house if we right here look at it sad you know what time it is I think it's time for a new pair of shoes assuming I have enough money for a new pair of shoes uh let's see here 10% chance encountering Birds 10% oh power plus two yes I'm now kicking my I brought hockey skates into work okay I've been working for this guy for a month and a half whenever I come into work and I have a new pair of shoes he's got to become very concerned I wasn't ready for that the more you pay me boss the more I'm going to spend on very kickable shoes more money and more baby oil we now have maximum monetary bonuses good I told you that's where all of the starting Capital has to go into so we went 40,000 distance but we got 4600 money 4600 Indonesian dollars that's what happens in Indonesia there like very stacked workers kicking their bosses to their death out of like the 18th story window I have eaten so much nutritious food at this point oh wow oh I got car crusher hitting that car took me off of the planet I'm pretty sure I left the planet I'm pretty sure I just hit a bird I'm also pretty sure we have a brand new distance oh my God we're going to 200,000 right now 100% 200,000 right there knew it was coming was that did I just see like a bear wearing a costume or something like that there's some weird mascot or something trying to murder me this kick is very important and the reason why is because when my boss finally gets done shedding all of his epidermis onto the ground I can finally Buy the last level of kick power oh my God okay this uh the kick power meter is getting pretty ridiculous at this point he hits the ground at 38,000 distance so if I can get a perfect kick he should be at like the 50,000 Mark he's hitting a ton of birds too just because of how fast he goes like the sheer speed that this guy gets from his bounce is just Monumental you know what I need I need the birds to agree to fly lower to the ground objects in Mirror are sadder than they appear got the lightning strike and everything that was like Thor's kick right there bounced off of the car looking hot off of the fire hydrant although if you don't get a bird right off the bat you don't get like maximum distance so I guess the answer is always more birds and more balloons and More Bounce be awesome talking to some sort of Financial Consultant and they're like yeah what what are you investing all of your money in birds all the money is going into birds all right I've eaten all the food I'm going to put some more cars in here too you should be thanking me boss do you know how much it costs to get an ambulance I mean even if you have insurance it's like a $22,000 taxi ride the power of Satan oh yeah I have no idea exactly what it is that slows down my for momentum but I feel like it's good that they don't exist anymore or at least they don't slow down the momentum anymore he definitely rolls a lot further wow that was the perfect kick plus five power I need 50 grand for it I just hit five Birds I am now a bird Hunter well I'm about to have enough money to buy those better shoes although they're not really shoes they're kind of just giant pieces of wood that I have strapped to my feet which considering what I do with my life right now is probably better than shoes since I don't really use my shoes for walking I use my shoes for kicking people well just one person I suppose look at the distance I don't think we're going to get 200,000 that was our best so far we haven't even gotten to the halfway point yet all right plus five power final level of baby oil plus five power plus five power is a lot of power uh just the kick itself sent him into Superman mode that's pretty awesome we're going to get 100,000 without even trying however there are upgrades that I do not have yet and that is of course unacceptable no God so um I just got a fire hydrant stuffed so far up my rectum that we are now at a 190,000 distance there is another fire hydrant so now we're at 220,000 this is a new personal best at this point I feel like that fire hydrant should have also hit me an extra kick oh oh we got double the boss kicking power that's amazing I might be able to fully complete and get to the hospital with that I came all the way here on my my lunch break so I could kick him again say first anniversary like use the extra kick for the first time or something that's amazing ah yeah pretty good distance we'll probably get about 200,000 with this oh we'll go past 200,000 if you if you get a lucky what in the raise the line to the green bar okay so now crazy ex employe bam he so then he hits people with his baseball bat totally legal in Indonesia oh we are starting off with a perfect kick right here now hopefully he gets some good fire hydrants and things to roll him up to like the 200,000 Mark no not at all did not get any of that hopefully my second kick is pretty decent that was a pretty decent second kick not going to lie see he's wearing the sunglasses he has the cigar he was happy until he hit the ground at terminal velocity then he was no longer happy I need to hit a bird right now I think I missed all of the birds I needed one of those birds they did not come through for me I can't even buy any more birds and now I bought all the fire hydrants too and now I bought all the cars as well I don't even come to work with a shirt on anymore I just leave it home the boss doesn't ask any questions he just tells me about how how terrible my report is and about how he owns my soul oh I'm hitting some cars oh we're passing the 150 mark on the very first kick that's pretty good 173 big second kick he's praying to God he is getting lightheaded from the lack of oxygen due to how high he went I'm pretty sure I just hit an umbrella not totally sure uh I think we're going to get oh that was a punch from the dog of Doom oh my God 379,000 400,000 I want another one of those dogs I can't I I need to pay more of those guys I'm going to buy as many of those as possible after seeing what they can do 450 or the dog punches again the dog comes through Big Time 490 500 is hospitalized the ICU okay so now he's got a tattoo on his stomach how much further I have to kick him to death the amount of distance that I need to kick this guy is absurd now my very first kick is going to be like 300,000 I going to be more than that my very first kick is probably going to be like 500,000 distance just because of how lucky we got do you know how many birds I've hit so far kick your boss 4,000 ft High 4,000 I almost kicked this guy a mile into the sky that's hot that's what I'm talking about remember how I said 500,000 we might go beyond 500,000 the very first kick might be like 700,000 so I need to kick him 1 million distance I assume it's feet not really sure in order to get him to the end so next kick looks good about uh 1,500 ft up in the air I did not hit any birds which makes me sad so we'll probably get right around 620 oh we pass that 630 635 all right we're stacking dogs and we're stacking oh I've already stacked all the balloons can I have more protesters yeah let's get all the protesters why not and all the EX employees I have enough money to do almost everything yeah keep buying everything here we go just just all of it purchase all upgrades so we've purchased all the upgrades now it's just a matter of getting to the end point now there's shoes that I have not purchased yet though so I do have to purchase the most powerful set of shoes which is like 70,000 in order to pay for it on the plus side I'm getting like 400 to 500,000 feet of distance every time I kick this guy this time so I'm going to be able to buy the best shoes pretty much instantly oh what is this stop at the green line don't stop at the Red Bar got him so he goes into the manhole and then they beat him out with a shovel everyone hates my boss I'm really glad that we're all on the same page that everyone hates this guy I have no idea what he could have done to be as hated as he is just hit that car right there well he just destroyed that car so I guess whoever owned that car probably does legitimately hate him okay we're halfway to kicking him to death so what does this do oh you have to buy all the shoes to unlock this and so we can get more Bird shoes and we can get more money shoes I don't really need more money so I have to encounter more protesters it's the only way to unlock that that was the perfect kick if I can get two perfect kicks I think that would make my day complete sure you can I love the dog man if I could like extra levels like hidden levels of dog I would have them I think I'm uh starting to reach uh light speed with my with my boss velocity at this point you can see we're over 400,000 I still need the perfect bounces though if we want any chance to get to a million all right there it is we got the battered five times that means I can finally buy the best shoes well once I once I stop I'm still still falling there we go okay now I can buy the soccer shoes 15% chance to get all the objects coming to work in my soccer cleats baby now there should be so much stuff on the ground that I'm always either getting punched by something or kicked by something or hitting a bird or getting punched by a dog being a boss in Indonesia is amazing will the 15% get me to the end I feel like really what I just want is more power oh my God oh my God 239 240 I could really use some birds right now so I ended up getting the uh the cowboy boots this guy just went 5,000 ft in the air 5,000 ft I get the feeling that just kicking him harder is is definitely the way to go compared to getting more encounters we're at 500,000 distance right now remember how I said 500,000 we're at 600,000 distance right now 666 come on baby keep it rolling where's the dog when you need one no I didn't get it there in time oh he went another construction yes come on I'm getting so close I love when he starts going so fast that begins to blur the boundaries of reality it's always good in the manhole cover oh my God it didn't even show where he got hit a man you have to be really fast to get the clicks on on the uh on the dude that crazy X employee or whatever he's called he's bouncing at 2100 height he that was a good one that was the uh the the protesters there I need like another uh another instance of him going down the manhole cover or something okay here we go another another protesters uh-huh we're going to get there oh my God we're past 700,000 right now come on baby you can do this he needs to die he has to it's just part of evolution I mean obviously he can't live forever but oh oh come on baby for God's sakes get to the green bar oh we're going to space baby the the height 2,000 distance 8 87 some, I don't even know we're going to get to death 100% I never thought I would be saying that in such a good way but we're going to be getting to death well he's going to be getting to death and he has been murdered crazy to the Grave send your oh my God send your boss to his death and the headline for the Indonesian times is the boss was kicked well I guess I kicked my boss so hard he died from it any folks hope you enjoyed this episode of my dear boss next time stay foxy much love
