When you toss chainsaws at lightspeed

all right we're checking out the only game where the entire purpose is to stab people in their sadness until they're happier it's bow Masters don't ask me why this is a game where you take an object and then you use mathematics that you thought you would never use that you learned in high school and then you throw random objects at people and when you strike them just pieces of their Anatomy have a tendency to fly out when it's the final death blow look at that right there I've got a sandwich popping out of my chest okay some people have pectorals I am smuggling an entire summer sausage underneath my jacket now we're going to we're going to line this up right around 11° okay that's what my math teacher would enjoy I love you good sir I I just barely missed the toes I'm getting murdered by a bagette I don't like that ah my checkl the bagette is sticking out of my skull right now you can see it clear is day that is very unfortunate let us try a 13° look at that right there took a whole kneecap off okay we call that the patella it's gone he doesn't have it anymore I'm going to aim even higher I'm going to go for a 15° angle at this point I really like to get a mouth shot maybe he could eat it that is not where his head is I understand that the game is telling me that's a head shot but I feel like the game's understanding of anatomy is terrible 46 M let's choose a 16° angle I'm going to go for another big head shot right there look at that now he gets to slurp oh my God why I didn't throw that I want you I want everyone to know that I had no part in that guy's murder that happened as a consequence of challenging me I just unlocked leonitis why does he have a legitimate throwing weapon I want something stupider than that I mean I guess I'll throw it one time but then I better get something dumber I'm up against a shark that is the most Floridian thing I could possibly be up against what is he going to throw at me what is this what is this this French is that what this is this something you have in France like a some sort of glowing Elish object 100% power we're going to try an 8° angle because the shark is so close shot the shark's skull looks vaguely like a human SK he's got a trident that's not fair oh my God I got some sort of Bullseye upgrade don't know what that does either going to move it right to about uh 9° think I undershot that but I was going for the knee I love that the only thing left on this shark is his massive smile not only do I get stabbed by the Trident the Trident also pees on me or something I really don't know all I know is I got stabbed in a gigantic wash of what I can only assume better be water flew all over my character we're going to go for 14° on this one you know what I wish I passed back in the day geometry guess the re I guess the real answer is 12 arrow to the knee God I love that there's an achievement for getting that all right I'm going for 12 I want the chest never mind I'll just take the head again it gives me oh look at thatat it's a sad piece of brain laying on the ground also is there going to be some sort of extraterrestrial sign coming down to murder that dude this time apparently not I am a pro that is a lie I am specifically looking for the stupidest object to throw that that makes too much sense you can throw a uni like an entire unicorn really well yeah I want to throw the Unicorn I have to defeat Dollar General Store Naruto oh it's it's an explosive unicorn well that's great explosive unicorn go Bo he's missing one of his pant legs I feel kind of weird about that so we have a uh oh a demonic Fox thing the fox blew up all there was Fox chunks everywhere it's a fire both of our animals are absolutely awful this is incredible I just landed a head shot he is vomiting out pieces of my unicorn this fox is one of the scariest things in this game when it hits the ground its little comical eyes go exploding off its body I just noticed my unicorn has a rectum that's great 12° of sadness I have to do a fatality with my unicorn I'm not going to make the Unicorn blow up I think I'm just going to hit him with it I'm just going to hit him really hard with the Unicorn there you just got you just got blasted by a unicorn and now there's Code Red Mountain Dew spraying out of your body how do you like that ah yes Yus moves up in the world fantastic head shot challenge hit the head to get Rewards oh there's teeth flying out why does the shark have human teeth flying out you can throw a mad turkey a literal mad turkey I'm throwing my turkey this guy is throwing an entire kiteboard I'm really not sure what does the turkey do I know that if you click on it it shoots out eggs I guess okay the eggs do explode which I appreciate but it is going to be super hard to hit a man with an egg while my turkey is flying at such high speeds ow that's not Fair bull it bounces it took part of my skull with it yeah there's no Forward Motion from the turkey egg either so you have to basically click the moment the turkey egg is on a person I've lost my entire head skin I feel like I needed that maybe I could just hit him in the face with the full turkey like just the entire turkey very agile you have no idea the trouble I'm going to trying to hit someone specifically with the Egg of the turkey okay that is the a really high throw what are you going for man come on just give me my egg one time okay or I could get a head shot with the full Turkey right there hold on finish him okay this is it I've been training my whole life for this I need to drop this turkey egg upon this man okay that was close I think I may have oh my God it's a SW a FL eating turkeys God why would you do this turkeys they have a taste for blood those turkeys all need to be put down now because they're carnivorous turkeys I can bludgeon people to death with gaming that's kind of what I do already top streamer girl sure man cat is that oh he's beating a ball of yarn I'm about to put you out of your misery so the controller violently vibrates that's hot 18° oh it's it's a electric shock treatment uh he has a man catarang although it's it's man cat but it's more like those are bats flying out of it they should have at least put like a bunch of judgmental cats coming out of it or something 16° right I went for the ankles there I did not get the electricity going now I'm mostly curious what all the different fatalities are because they all seem to be relatively stupid let's try a 22° angle on this this the range on this thing is insane this is the most OP character you don't even have to be close we'll just go for I don't know 20° should be fine right there getting electrocuted and it's a head shot and now he's a pile of man cat ashes I've got four cats on my own I could put them in inside the litter box okay we've got a magic card we've got the diamond pickaxe hey yeah let's do it I've been digging dirt my whole life now it's time to dig spleens Thor the Thunder God I feel like this is grossly mismatched although I did see that one video on exactly how strong Steve is so I guess considering I can you know lift I don't know like an infinite number of tons maybe I'll do better than I think oh my God my pig is sticking out of his head that is awful can you call on the power of God lightning yep sure can fortunately it brought me closer to him Bullseye that was not a bullseye he just filled the entire area with like call lightning doesn't seem to be very fair this this pick is incredible it is nonstop head shot with this thing I'm going to go for a trio of head shot hold on see if we can do it again 14° head all right oh it did still count it it was a head shot and the TNT Falls from Minecraft and vaporizes him well vaporizes everything but is lower intestinal track what I love about this game is it teaches you all about Anatomy firework Arrow yes please ah yes Scorpion's lesser known vastly underpaid cousin Blaze so my firework does blow up okay that is a lot larger than the arrow I thought I was going to get I thought I was going to get like an arrow sized arrow that is literally a pack of oh like a it's like a fiery pin wheel that's nowhere near me anyway what I was going to say is it's like a giant chook a TNT just chilling out on an arrow shaft it is very heavy arrow to the knee nowhere near the knee the knee was nowhere near where that was ow oh it's in my groin it is inside of my pelvis I needed that 14° there is that another shot to the KNE knocked him right into the well it's not really water the water's back here but I knocked him down onto the ground and he feels it man this thing only hits you in the groin the whole time do me a favor blow up please Perfect now what sort of fatality do you get when you blow up a man with fireworks I feel like this is straight out of a YouTube video from like 2016 back when they would allow that kind of stuff he is on fire he is Burning Alive his name is Blake so you figur he'd be vaguely fireproof but I guess not I'm just jumping around with this thing hanging out of my groin I got an achievement the achievement was just called win welcome to Island Royal where I have to stick arrows in oh it's a gigantic Tower of humans oh yes okay I vastly overshot that but uh it's amazing that there's oh it's just like 20 axes ah oh no please don't hit me please don't hit me oh no they got like three of my guys do like a 20° angle here there we are yes and you drown so not only do they get murdered by the arrows they also fall to their dead into the water the number that we're going for here is 16 guaranteed 16° angle arrows are flying tons of murder right there dudes are still falling into the water over half of the hit points done this is like the gigantic hit point challenge except it's two Psychopaths it's like Nick Cage versus uh Tom Cruz or something going to keep going for the 16° angle perfect there's very few people left it is kind of close I also don't like the fact that they get axes and I just get you know arrows going for 14° got to pull it down a little bit oh there's one left how this man took an arrow in the face for you you should should be happy that he saved your life and how do you repay him by completely missing every single Archer here you did nothing with all of your time and for that you must die finish him oh that's interesting that this guy that had been murdered a while back is the poor dude that gets to sit there and take the last Arrow right to the wiener right what does the upgrade do oh it gives me a much more pretty Arrow all right I've Bejeweled my arrow Kabuto and I want to know what it does prepare your Fox I've got vegan arrows well that's interesting I don't know maybe 12 because he's so low I don't really know where I'm supposed to shoot this thing I was close I think we can hit him at 10 if I don't get foxed here I think I'm going to get foxed I just got foxed I don't know if that was my eyeballs or the fox's eyeballs I really can't tell 11 big head shot as long as I don't take another Fox to the face I think we can win yeah he's going way high oh it is right to the face come on oh I survived feel like I shouldn't have survived that but I'll take it there you go whoa H did anyone just notice that his Fox left the entire board at the speed of light seems kind of odd well if you're going to finish him you might as well do it with a head shot so let's try a 13° angle head right there head shot I don't know where all those other arrows are coming from all the arrows are just ganging up on him that's interesting all that's left is a baked potato brutality the baked potato also this whole time my head has been on fire I didn't realize that until just now my head has been a try hard my head's just been slowly burning and I've been letting it happen I guess I can throw a chainsaw just a fullon chainsaw what do you upgrade to oh oh again it's a Beed chainsaw all right upgrade them I'm dual wielding chainsaws that's hot don't know if the chainsaw does anything special apparently not it's also like a like a dolphin chainsaw I guess we don't know it's some sort of aquatic sea creature I don't know I feel like it should be something slightly more Canadian could be like a Nar whale or something I'm honestly not sure okay that was close I think we're going to have to back this up to about 12° maybe luckily my opponent is absolutely terrible too 12° at the head there we go oh his head is gone now it's just a just a Barren Globe I blew up his skull I'm pretty sure I'm eating this thing right now how come his does so much more damage than mine oh never I guess if he sits on the blade it does a lot of damage we're going 13° yes yes rest on it like it's a shiatsu mattress I love it fortunately this dude has missed three times in a row which means we're going to end up with the win just because he cannot aim at all that's interesting I didn't know he had a skeletal structure I really wouldn't have guessed oh hit me the knees although to be fair I wasn't using my knee specifically so it's fine 13° again perfect there's nothing left of this guy how do you do a fatality there's nothing there I got like a triple head shot I don't even know how many head shots I just got just kept giving me more and more head shot from the top rope uh oh he's fine never mind he's not fine at all there's Woodland creatures everywhere why are all the Woodland creatures in this game so violent so much strawberry jam just busted out of that dude's body everyone can butter their toast with that what came out I am the Ice King I Have a weapon named Ice MN how come my weapon is pretty legitimate like normally I expect something stupid but this looks like a real guy with a real weapon and I'm up against hunger girl and it shoots little ice spikes oh there's a lot of ice spikes I don't know here oh okay what does your arrow do does it do anything cool or does it just like blow up oh it it triples itself well I'm much further away than I was before 50 m I don't know like a 17° angle maybe okay I kind of scalped her like I took away part of her haircut effectively I hit this triple arrow thing that was an eye on my on my spear my spear was looking at me longingly okay this thing can do some legitimate damage I love that the entire massive spear is just sticking out of her head there's so many arrows over by me I'm going to end up tripping on them you have 15 18° angle well I was very very wrong I needed roughly 17° every time I find a new weapon it's like my new favorite weapon only problem is I blasted her back in extra 20 M I don't even know where I'm going to have to throw this thing in order to hit her well yeah I need to I need to try and do it again I can't allow a fatality to pass me by without getting it right so let's try 22° there we go perfect when you're so cold that your brain decides it would rather be outside of your skull that is how Anatomy works completely normal physiology going on here people what's inside of this chest it's vomiting out gold coins and dudes that look like oh hey I was going to say and dudes that look like rotten hot dogs I got the shark yay you can upgrade him does he upgrade to a more power powerful shark I don't know if I would call this more powerful but it's definitely more awesome I am Yus the shark this isn't lipstick it is the blood of my enemies okay probably going to need about a 25 is that a crowbar just getting hit with a crowbar in the head well I guess not 25° angle that's a hit yeah right there oh it blows up randomly was that my weird little urine stream that fires out of the uh the Trident I think it is we're going to have to go for I don't even know like 28° at this point wow maybe 30° because of how far back he got hit ow 30° angle from the top rope okay apparently maybe 34° okay 34° perfect problem is every time I hit him he keeps going forur going to end up in a different country pretty soon can this crowbar even go that far yes it can this is a very difficult fight okay this is a fight to the end yeah oh oh that was weird why did he get yeed toward my character I have no idea what distance I need to shoot this guy at now I'm going to try uh I don't know 29° cuz he came a lot closer to me oh I got him yay Y is all my Shark family going to come out and eat him to death yep shark family knew my Shark family was chilling around inside of the Earth's core somewhere very happy to see them okay I need something even I I need the most ridiculous thing here what do we have okay yeah oh no a shotgun that's pretty decent a trash can is that young tree I am root jet [ __ ] okay Molotov cocktail makes sense for a firefight fighter just a flaming sword super killer shovel demon this dude has a a death probe okay an actual death probe where does the death probe get inserted into I'm up against a guy named Jeremy I'm a destroyer of worlds and I'm up against Jeremy are you kidding me okay I don't know I'm just going to throw it and hope for the best oh so there's a delay before it starts probating you what do you throw Jeremy oh it's a it's a trash can it's an entire there's a cat inside How Could You unbelievable I won't accept this yep look at that he got probed he is on fire he was burning alive I swear to God if there's another little adorable creature inside of that trash can oh it's something different every time it's like a there's like a a knife in there I'm really hoping that the fatality for this is absolutely incredible because just probing people is less good than I thought it would be honestly the garbage can looks like it's the best weapon this guy is throwing watermelon and Jellyfish at me okay I think we're ready I'm ready for the Mother Ship oh he still has one throw left what's inside it is jellyfish I just got elocuted by the the jellyfish it vomited out of the the garbage can this kind of hard I'm on the side of this mountain and it makes my job very very difficult I couldn't even tell if I hit him he wasn't on the screen I guess I I guess it did work I don't know maybe right like here is he is he on fire yes he is on fire call down the destroyer of worlds yay Bo I'm really glad that I had that lease for that spaceship because that was a pretty cool fatality well I started with arrows and eventually I threw inter planetary cannons that people folks this episode of bow Masters till next time stay foxing much love

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Length: 22min 5sec (1325 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 19 2023