-All right,
we're checking out the only game with the best way to get
from Florida to Australia is to punch a hole
through the center of the earth. It's Strongest Punch Simulator. This is the happiest day of my life
because I finally got my mustache back. Every great Florida man
begins as a frail human. I love how it says I'm neutral. You know how there's chaotic, neutral? I'm more like chaotic, stupid,
but whatever. My job is to punch
through absolutely everything until I get to the end of this. Now, as you can see right now, my fist just barely manages to core
the smallest dents into the earth. Rookie, numbers they may save, but great. How on earth can we possibly
get stronger, faster? The answer's always the same. Money and protein, times five. How many of these can you buy? Oh my God, this stops eventually, right? You get to the point
where you can't buy these anymore, right? You know what let's just try 10. How much stronger am I? Okay. This feels like violently cheating. I'm already one-punch Florida man. I just swing my fist slightly and half of the planet disintegrates. Look at it. Now, one of the things people do is they just leave their donut holes
all over the place. You can just take them and eat them. Hey, you guys aren't using them anyway,
give them to me. Please tell me. The best way to get
to the next level is to just punch it. It is. Oh, fantastic. I'm in dollar store Minecraft. I'm now in average human. Safe zone. We don't need safety where we are going. 100 power per punch. It's not so much donut holes anymore. It's like the entire donut box. 1000 power per donut hole. Hello there super demon child. Would you like to be my friend? Apparently not. Now I have a reason
to gain limitless strength so I can punch people to death. Remember how I said I wasn't even sure
if I wanted to go any further? We're going as far as this can humanly go. Times 50. You got it. The fact that this keeps going past 100
is blowing my mind. Times 500. Yes, we are literally at times 100,000. How stupid is that? 1 million power, 6 million power. The fact that I have a cape
while also still being the Florida man is blowing my mind. It looks like I took a towel
out of the bathroom and strapped it around my neck. Anyway, guess we'll travel to the next area now. I literally punched so hard
that it blasts me off the ground. Now, 30 million power. When I get upgrades,
I am starting to just perspire blood. All right, I'm just blowing
through these boards right now, because now we need to see it. There is an actual limitation
to what your strength can do. Punch effect. Okay, now my punch is just flaming death. That's nice. 1.229 billion. I'm gaining 84 million power per hit. Each orb 210 million. I still have not gotten to Australia. I upgraded to 100 million
because I'm an idiot. What does 100 million look like? [laughs] Oh my God. Does that-- How much is it? What was it?
Was that 336 billion power? Oh my God. When I punch the power of the entire
Lucky Charms franchise comes with me. Look at the height.
I can jump now. No big deal.
Just another 3.6 trillion power. All right, we're rolling through this now. Out of the way I don't need your orbs. Actually,
I'll go ahead and take your orbs. I love that. After all this,
I'm just a trainee class hero. I can end worlds by breathing on them. Oh, epic music. I'm falling through the universe. I have literally fallen
through time and space because I'm at 99 billion power right now. Ugh, am I allowed to-- I'm a rookie class hero. They're slowly giving me more clothing,
but at least I get to keep my mullet. You can have a mythical pet. What is it?
It looks like nothing. Do I really need-- Oh, oh my God. It is The power of the phoenix
now goes through the entire universe when I punch. I can stand all the way back here,
and my punch goes through the earth. I am at 11.9 Quintilian power. We don't need math where we're going. 16 Quintilian power. Yes. Next world. Oh no, someone brought me
into a neighborhood. This was a bad idea. [laughs]. Oh, God. Oh, I just evaporated half
of an entire city block by accident. Oh, I now double-fist my punches. Excellent. I'm an F-class hero. That's about what I would get
typically in Spanish class. I don't even know where I'm supposed to go
because I keep rearranging the planet. How many different insane numerics
are we going to have to come up with? Also, I'm moving really fast now. Oh, I ended up in Canada. This isn't where I wanted to go. I wanted to go to Australia. All right, Canada orbs. Oh, hey, I can buy a pet,
damage multiplier times 15. Okay, did I really need more damage? Oh, there's another person here. Hi. Oh, sorry bro. Wait a minute. I'm not sorry. That gives me negative reputation. I love it. I remember the first person
I met punched me so hard I died. I will remember that for all time. You turned me into a terrible person. Times 25 times 37. I'm an E-class hero. I'm slowly moving through
the entire alphabet. All right, where's the off-ramp
to get out of Canada? Found it? Great.
I'm in Arizona now. I love how it just keeps adding
random numbers to my punches. Wow. Look at the height. I can blow things up from way downtown. Look at this. I'm on top of the planet. [laughs] Oh, I don't even need to do this. I can just walk to the end
of the planet now. What? Oh really? We're going to do this the proper way. Bye, cheating. I'm on like the surface of the moon now. Oh my God. The amount of orbs you get is ridiculous. Uh, so what is my-- [laughs] That's a number that I have now. This is what your pet starts at
and this is what it is now. It's an angry ice cube. If I hit this wall, what'll happen? [laughs] Oh no. I'm just going to keep pressing buttons
until it makes me stop. These are numbers
that should not exist in this game. I am now mixing various elements
into my punches. Look at the numbers. Look at the numbers. What does it even matter? Sorry man, I told you
because I was treated poorly the second I got into my life, now everyone's going to pay
for those bad decisions. I love that. My ice cubes now
have demonic horns on them. Bigger demonic horns go. 15 trillion, 15.5 trillion. This is where we are now. I can jump literally out
of the entire map. Hey, I'm sorry. I'm a meanie now. I have determined
I will be the worst human being to ever exist in this entire game. More pet power. I have no idea what this is,
but I'm here for it. This makes me sad. There's no one here for me to murder. Oh wow. I can jump across the board now, just across the entire board
with the power of my punch. Ugh. Let me aim up. Bam. This is beyond one-punch-man stuff
at this point. The craters that I can put
into the planet are absurd. Holy orbs. Uh, what are those numbers? I am still only a B-class hero. I love how the higher in hero ship I get, the more colors forcibly attach themselves
to my Florida man gear. My aura make row but I will forever be the Florida man. More pet power. Oh, my pet is now the devil. It's literally just the devil. Oh, it's the devil
and his brother Antarctica. Where are the penguins? No penguins. Ugh I'm now an A-class meanie. Let me hold my hands up in prayer. Oh, God's of punching, give me a face with which to strike. Oh, I'm drop-kicking things now. Oh my God. Oh, one hit and I go through
the entire board just about. Hi there orbs. You will get fed to Satan. My best friend. It's like a dog Satan is. Satan powers activate. [sounds] There's a lot of colors
coming out of me, man. I just have to check something real quick. This is where I started. If I punch someone here,
am I a bad person? Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh my God.
[laughs] Oh my God. I could just destroy the entire planet. Pretty normal jumping power. No big deal. I can still bury it. Look at the size of the damage. Hey, where are you going, buddy? Come here. It's just one time. [laughs] Oh my God. I'm sure he's fine.
He's fine. He's fine. Wow, huh, on the plus side,
I'm giving him a lot of free orbs everywhere I go. Oh, I got plus reputation for that,
I guess they were a bad person. I kill everyone indiscriminately. I didn't think this would happen. I'm an S Class Hero now. I'm getting 102 whatever per orb. Sure. I feel like I'm going to be pressing
this button a lot right now. Imagine just walking through the mall
and you see this. On the one hand,
I'm literally just wearing a tank top and rocky shorts with a mullet
and a handlebar mustache. I think I've gone back
to the prehistoric period. I've actually punched stuff so hard
that I've gone back in time. What are these? I am triple-wielding punches now. The ranks are going up constantly. What is happening? I have found the diamond
of unbelievable cosmic power. Wow. Hi, I don't know if this is good or bad
but I'm just going to try it. I can murder almost anyone
I come across now. There are very few individuals
who can withstand my punch. Watch. Again, I don't know
how I keep getting promoted and/or demoted, it's like there's no real rhyme or reason. I am a Guardian Class Hero. I don't know if that's the right way
to describe what I do to people. I'm more like a threat than a hero
from the top rope. My friends are now
all glowing unicorn dragons. I love that when I run,
I vomit out four-leaf clovers. It's as if though I'm lucky,
I'm a mighty class hero. I am not lucky. You do not want to be near me
when I swing my fists, this happens. This is insane, all my power and this is how tough
the walls are at this point. I am just barely punching
through these walls. 500th stage, glowing death-horny helmets
with spider legs. I don't even know what these are. Oh my God, I found my hometown,
it's New Jersey. I love how
there's just toxic waste everywhere. Don't mind me,
I'm just bathing in death over here. I drink radiation for breakfast. What comes after First Class Hero? Elite Class Hero. I feel like we're just making up
adjectives now. I don't skip leg day so much that there is fire vomiting
itself out of my calves. All right, still not in Australia. I have to get rid of the pets because they're getting so big
you can't see. Wow, my punches now break time and space. Look at it,
it just clears out entire areas. Look at the damage. This planet is looking at me wrong. Ugh. Oh my God, I think we may have--
we're not done yet, but I am at the point
where this stupidity knows no bounds. Look at all the worms. This is the soul of all the planets
that I have eviscerated. Can I destroy this entire map
before it regenerates? Oh, no way, I can. That's the whole map. We don't need normal numbers
where we're going. Oh, my pets are now flying potatoes.
That's cool. This is a very, very flashy board here. Now, there's a lot of crystals and stuff. Die. Look at how small
my punches are right now. Look at how weak. Look at how frail. This is just temporary,
you understand because every time I gain even
a little bit of power, it is multiplied so many times over. Legendary Class Hero. When I punch it now it sounds like
a cannon going off. Look at it. This board used to give me trouble, not anymore. Oh, there's the grand crystal. Oh, I can now evaporate
this entire board in one punch. One single punch and the board evaporates. Behold my beautiful D and D
ice cube dragon devil friends back to doing barely
any damage for the moment. Oh, I got yeeted into space. This is what space looks like. Also, I'm on fire. Oh, the power is starting to rise. Oh, the power is starting to rise. Rank up. I'm starting to destroy large swaths
of the planet again. When I punch, there's now black holes
that come out of my hands. Where's your crystal of power? I know it's around here somewhere. Oh. Oh, there it is. Oh, yes. Now, I can destroy
this entire planet in one punch. I don't actually know
what I'm looking at anymore. I have made it to Australia. How strong are the walls of Australia? Oh my God. I love how Australia
is just a water-based planet. Oh, the power crystal. Here it is. Come here. Oh, oh, oh. [chuckles] No, I am now the strongest. Literally the strongest. The strongest. That means
there's only one thing left to do, and that is murder everyone I see. There can be only one-- Ugh. I'm the strongest, worst person,
and I've killed everyone else here. [chuckles] That means the only place
that'll accept me now is space. Hey folks, hope you enjoyed this episode
of Strongest Punch Simulator. Until the next time,
stay foxy and much love.
