when you're president for 15 minutes and destroy earth

all right so we're checking out the only game where the best way to become an undefeated president is to kill everyone in the entire country so that no one gets to become president after you it's i am your president more ebola flavored starbucks damn it i am your president is a game where you get to become president and make all of the various decisions that presidents make in order to make the united states a wonderful place that's not going to happen we all know the point of these games is to run the country as best as you can we're not doing that i want to run the country into the ground the best i can there has got to be a way to get everyone killed and so i will work to that end it's your birthday your mother hasn't called you because she hates you your wife wants to go home what do you do the obvious thing get divorced she looks at you with resentment in her eyes i am tired of you so am i he replied instinctively i guess the divorce happened a lot faster than i had previously anticipated i feel like the best way to make an appropriate president for myself is to have them filled with as much rage and anger as possible you are not divorced you are a president up now that you're president your mother says i am sorry congratulations forgive her or be an [ __ ] you and i both know the choice here this is the last conversation you have before she passes away no wife and no mother i'm starting this off right you want to be remembered as a persistent president or a righteous president persistent because i'm going to keep trying to get everyone killed until it works welcome everyone to the white house great abraham lincoln's over here judging me i got a phone from like 1997. i just opened up the computers one of the things that you can go into is reptilian photos provide secret password password damn it starbugs i'll come back to it all right come in there's work to be what the hell are you polish my chief of staff has been killed and replaced with a cardboard cutout from a mr rogers skit happy new year mr president how are you doing i have just read the exact same thing are we presenting with google translate on our side because it feels like we're presenting with google translate on our side all these other ones make sense this one doesn't so i'm clicking on it right we're talking about important things for the world one of the issues is climate change i don't want to fix climate change though i want to make it worse immigration inflation taxation boring boring where's skynet at ah military superpower i like it nuking people yes so my chief of staff uh has a little secret weapon for our presidential campaign it's the uh grim 4.0 it's literally going to be skynet isn't it if this game has skynet in it it's a 10 out of 10. i'll give it an 11. in case you're wondering what uh grim stands for it stands for gray rectally and pales america 4.0 i tried three other times didn't work oh it's legitimately a custom ai we're gonna have an ai running the entire military you guys couldn't give it a name that maybe the people wouldn't be so afraid of actually you know what grim is fine you should have made the last name reaper by oh the back they could we couldn't even afford to color the back of him investment projects a i like this we didn't care about commerce we didn't care about climate but conflict wait a second hold on real time strategy threat elimination global domination oh my god we have to we have to get this what does it take i like that when activated story consequences can i just go straight to this you have to unlock technology what is like starcraft all right real-time strategy it is what's the possibility of world war 3 in 2018 a lot i like that when you end your day you get a title card this title card is called beautiful beginnings in case you're wondering grim 4.0 is also giving us our title cards ah captain cardboard come on in sir how are you doing i have a feeling this is going to be a wonderful year i have quests now my quest is last man standing oh my god i mean you got it i've got a i got an email here uh we just learned that your new secretary is pregnant with quadriplets oh whoops i like how i'm on day two and i've already taken up smoking do you want to build a snowman okay now i think the titles are just screwing with me holy [ __ ] a snow storm the whole country has been covered in a white black that's what i get for not caring about climate control i guess come right in oh god sir i thought i wouldn't make it here i just received a report what's going on snow it's literally everywhere they said winter is coming and i didn't believe in what a fool sir i think that was a meme not an actual prediction a meme what is that yeah let's just go into this tanzan a funny picture consisting of both truth and joke i like memes we don't want americans to turn into polar bears so i think we should invest wait a second we have to make sure citizens are safe do i have to invest anything i like polar bears oh i have i have to address the people but i have to do it on twitter what is your screech going to be what the hell are the different options freezing der citizen i'm frizzing as well don't die please ears president there ca there's nothing better than this the white house is secured and soon the rest of the country will be as what boring when in my fireplace is nicely crackling and my hands are now warming up at boring i just really love polar bears i have to pick this oh they respond to it look i got uh 18k links that's someone pulled me out fish started to bite my toe god development strategies uh foreign special interests i need this to get world domination my guy i guess i don't have a choice i legitimately have to start with the weather crisis center all right looks like the weather platform worked unfortunately i was kind of hoping for the polar bears all right cece come on who the hell are you what happened to captain cardboard it's like a shia labeouf cardboard cutout director of communications have you checked the calendar recently no i'm too busy getting judged by these freaking owls can we get rid of these the super bowl is coming oh sweet i'm gonna be in a super bowl ad time to screech about it because the last time i used screech things went so well selfish screw football wanna see the real game nerdy did you know that americans eat one point three billion tricky ways i don't even want to see what kind is anything that has to do with chicken wings that's the stuff look at the likes every time a new strategy is unlocked i'm so happy all right is it shaya or the other guy it's shia he's like good morning mr president i need money there's someone waiting for you behind the door right now it's an assassin isn't it he's probably like i don't know i'm the director of communications not secret service who is it or what do they want i don't even care who it is send a man a journalist she wants to interview you oh i'm absolutely gonna do an interview all right let me show her what she wants to talk to me about the super bowl being a president in this world is easy hi hello mr president i'm honored to meet you hello sarah i'm honored to meet your extremely white teeth which team do you think is best um e i support the hyenas the parrots how come this one's blue i want to pick the blue one oh the blue one was the right answer thanks for the interview mr president this this was the easiest interview i've ever had in my entire life she's over here she's like and now if you don't mind i have to return to my macy's catalog when do i start killing people i got a new email problem areas we need to talk about one of your senior policy advisors mr johnny be bad first off we're not firing this guy in fact give him a raise this name is amazing he's one of our most qualified men his administrative talent has earned him a strong position but he's an [ __ ] reply harsh dismissive amused what's harsh fire him now sensitivity training are you kidding me or amused oh he's being a meanie well if that's such a problem perhaps we should relocate him there's a tiny room with cleaning utensils on the second floor actually let's just go ahead and be dismissive about this if he can help me get everyone killed all the better international scandal your reputation has been besmirched in foreign media i'm starting to be very very happy that we're going for world domination instead of just us domination press conference is about to begin i'm ready i'm not ready at all whatever the worst dances are let's do this oh wow it's a legitimate press conference yes you turned the blue shirt are you nervous before the nomination convention no i'll win all right over here in the back what are the biggest challenges nano technology mission to mars all the way in the back with the freaking paul bunyan outfit would you call the vice president you're sent friend uh sure would you say something to our readers vote for me are you too old for the second term your mother's too old what the hell was the point of that foreign special interests unlock i'm almost there i'm so close judgement day uh is this is this it is it is the world finally ending did my ai come online oh damn it there's no fire who are you it's like they get younger every time campaign chairman what are you like 18 there's a new article in the news and it's called pinky swear news song is a smash hanky swear a young sexy intelligent talented rapper did it again her new song is a smash hit called damn you x what can i say they had it coming i like this pinky swear can i like get her on my cabinet somehow mr president i don't feel so good oh christ what happened did the young guy die how are you feeling as president victorious you have a visitor remember a conversation about a medical checkup wait is smoking like 80 packs a day bad i just ripped you right out of er didn't they i'm really glad that i can be the one to examine the president how like how deep are you examining me how are you feeling not well above all tired i'm generally in pain all these are kind of bad but i like this one the most what bothers you the most my whole body is in pain i thought i got this through to you on the first answer i have a headache a stomachache and everything interesting have you experienced any problems with your memory have you ever woken up and didn't know where you were yes sometimes oh god yes do you often feel weak like you could use consciousness i can't die before i kill everyone else damn it i'm gonna ask you some numbers and then you have to repeat them do i have to write these down or does it not really matter i'm sure it'll be fine okay i have to mention something both of these answers are wrong i didn't know the text would just stay here but that is not right i'm still going to answer as if though i know it though let me try again it would be best if you just forgot about it and got back to whatever you were doing yes i will come back to work and forget about it all long live the denial this is like the best doctor ever he knows i'm totally not fit and we're just gonna forget that that was ever a problem i get to write my own prescriptions death for [Music] mankind you always have to sign i think at this point everyone knows the channel's signature just go ahead that there may be wondering what this is this is a doorknob on it's on its end here see that's the knob portion that you the knob portion that you grip and here's the shaft of the of the doorknob all right young freddie prince jr's back i just had a giant conversation with my chairman about how my music selection sucks this that's this is what's happening at the white house right now this is pressing matters music is a beautiful thing [ __ ] i often dream about being a rock star bo [ __ ] i hate modern pop music now my heart is so full of music i bleed sounds and notes on many occasions yes our prez is so weird you have no idea it's the guy it's paul bunyan yo yo yo mr prez what's up big homie we're going with rap music i can connect you with the best up and coming rapper pinky swear oh pinky swear's coming to the white house y'all she's gonna write a song for you awesome someone get paul bunyan a raise pinkie swear endorses the president pinkie swear decided to endorse the current president with her new track it's called all my homies and my clothes gonna vote are you kidding me shortage of nickel what the [ __ ] did all the nickel go i didn't think it was one of those medals that was that rare who are you there's like a new person every day in here carolyn hicks director of national intelligence i'm here to talk to you about a sensitive issue just shoot not like ask me the question start shooting everyone we've got global domination going right now literally right now there's an issue connected with someone who's a part of your inner circle is it about my ex-wife i haven't heard from her in 20 years the cabinet member has done things behind your back that are not quite legal carolyn i'm doing a lot of things that are not quite legal oh he's been sending donations to screecher that's probably why i'm getting so many likes i want to tell you that all i did was for you for us okay logan paul spit it out now explain yourself i made a small deal i have useful connections i'm pretty good with these deals guarantee victory in the elections go on i like how the option is this is illegal or this is victory victory yeah you damn right i'm gonna take the risk i just won't worry about it i just stop worrying about anything that could be potentially negative that's what my doctor told me to do after all holy [ __ ] i can do an entire cabinet selection there's like opinions about all these people he always brings me a cup of coffee lovely person i like that this guy's main benefit is he knows how to smile logan's from new jersey all right we got to keep them now my cell phone's ringing this thing's been sitting here for like the last 200 days i didn't even know it worked do you have any knowledge of data leakage caused by one of your cabinet members this just unlocked i appreciate that because i'm an [ __ ] i'm able to unlock the good answers yeah i don't know what you're talking about that was easy it's like the only thing i'm good at is lying and life's never been the same oh jesus hey doc do you remember the medical examination i conducted oh is something wrong it's official i'm pregnant aren't i you've been diagnosed with a brain aneurysm jesus wait so i have to stop being present in order to continue living i don't think so sorrow endings did i just die my ex-wife just tried to talk me out of being president i'm going to be president until the very end well this is an anime top 10 deaths plot twist i wanted to kill everyone else but instead it's me that's dying i can't change who i am someone that wants world domination i like how being an [ __ ] i am the most political person in the entire universe what's my prescription here what happened to the prescription i wrote myself which is death for mankind with a doorknob on it where'd that go welcome to election day the fall is finally here assuming i'm still alive you stroll through the park thinking about the election and watching the leave swirling and finally it happens ow it was a bunch of good stuff but then it's all wiped out by the bad stuff the funeral the divorce the tiredness the diagnosis you fall down you wake up oh i'm not dead i'm still president you come back for one last time okay so um since i'm still president i get to do whatever i want right i could fire everyone the president has decided to run for re-election despite his deteriorating health you're damn right wow and thus i will run the entire country from my deathbed after firing my entire cabinet it's a monarchy now [ __ ] well guess that's i am your president hope you enjoyed it until next time stay foxy and much love

Channel: GrayStillPlays

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Id: AJUOC83UxY4

Length: 15min 50sec (950 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 10 2020