When my ABSOLUTE Smooth Brain Choices Leads to COMEDY | Baldur's Gate 3 PART 5

you are invited to kneel no the deathless queen has spoken you will obey wait politely hey Sor this is me throwing someone's head trying to break this glowing rock this is me waving to a God and this is me being destroyed verbally by some winged rat everyone hates you I'm playing this game blind and I'm genuinely Amazed by the amount of things that I can do as long as I have the sufficient IQ to think of it but since I don't have much of it I tend to get in a lot of situations that can easily be avoided but I suppose that's half the fun playing the game this is my fifth video playing this amazing game wow oh what is this magic mirror it sounds like one of those Japanese adult oh my God we can customize the characters now okay so I'm clicking here and this is not purple all right like look at that that is not purple caring from Human Resources caring from Starbucks Caren from Subway nah I'll stick to my look oo lell is so good for exploring because she can jump so far thou Hast come oh found the forge and to think people say Size Doesn't Matter What is this [ __ ] come on game and that's the L that scared the [ __ ] out of me what the hell I don't know how I'm doing this because look at my arm hang on if the lava fills out the room I'm dead aren't I this is dangerous as hell okay I just said that what the [ __ ] well I'm dead this is the visual representation of 5 foot versus 6 foot guys I mean hey I would Oho it's weak to thunder and cold I'm going to get out of here and go here oh my God this guy has 300 health AR of lightning and shoot this guy wow that's a good old man my shadow heart dealt some damage wow threat assessment what what is this oh it's like an emnity from Final Fantasy uh I can teleport here and then oh ice damage Fall by my hand oh I crit too right I got a feeling that I need to like spread out or something he's probably the type that does like massive AOE damage uh we'll see we'll see and then go on don't burn yourself what the no bless everyone except aarion uh let's get over with mening attack uh rang God [ __ ] please is not doing that oh here we go and go for the aid I've only gone through 50 HP out of 300 so I don't know how how we're going to do this [ __ ] sh sh sh sh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh he's just walking around ice knife to you what the [ __ ] was that hang on can I lure this guy over there and he gets smashed by that big hammer is that is that a thing bro what are you missing oh my God come on game oh my God if this is possible that would be fantastic oh my God what do you mean no damage it's like half of his health gone oh my God I did not know you can just [ __ ] Whack Him with the Oh what now do it yes hell yes and down we go nice wee My Life Cell is MVP because she can jump really far like it would it would be a shame to lose her you you say it's foreshadowing or something but in this game yeah it could easily happen like the other episode or the one before that shadow heart was going to kill her so yeah easily easily could happen I think the uh-oh what now oh [ __ ] uh-oh uh what happened what why am I knock down stand up like hell no what the hell is this this is some [ __ ] uh lysel I'm revoking your MVP status all right wow literally they only use for mage hand sweet Idol of Shar this Idol dark L's likeness Shadow heart might be interested Shadow heart might be interested indeed oh this is where we came in can I jump here no please tell me I can jump from here to here lizel you are the best nobody's ever given me anything before what do I owe you in return golden riches will do nicely empty out that purse do it but kind Madam I am but a humble cleric all belongs to my goddess I'm afraid my gratitude is all I have to offer there is scarcely a greater way to fully dedicate yourself to Safe perhaps if you you about to progress to your adventure make sure you tie up any Loose Ends before advancing now why would you say that oh is that the absolute hey the shock of psychic pain I can this gu mind CLS this voice is acting as a leash but it won't hold them for long divert her attention to the cave perhaps there's more meat Inside Yes in the cave anxious Hearts throbbing ready to burst ready to gorge on oh you poor [ __ ] voice says use the power within you to make her o obey the voice to Brave the flames and feast on the meat inside the cave yes look at this too and I going have plus with wiom up too as well deep in the chaos of her mind something responds to your command he's burning that guy's burning everyone's burning oh God you guys are going to get ganked they're all burning sweet she is still ravenous her mind a hungry pit the Flesh of the survivors wasn't enough satisfy her dominate her mind ordering her to Feast on the noes I can do that I can get them to cannibalize them yes do it yes sensing your presence the NS tadpole rid in ecstasy its host will Feast on null flesh to control the yes keep her teeth from your throat good job what's in here ooh nice oh my [Music] God oh my God are you serious please don't do this oh w wow okay that looks friendly wow all right that was cool gr you Raven guard could be inside don't just stand there push strength push against the wreckage um I don't know how I'm going to do this because I literally have eight strength all right but maybe the person that I'm helping will reward me or something we'll see sweet what are we going to do what are we going to do oh inside hurry come on why am I the only one doing all the work what the [ __ ] fire hurry get this thing off me a you're [ __ ] find The Leverage to ship the beam uh oh God I could not help you even if I wanted to I mean I don't but at last your boldness is a blessing I'm in your debt all right I don't know what to pick so I'm picking one for myself there's something I've been wanting to share with you I think it might be easier to just show you use the tadpole the connection oh is that her when she was young oh that's embarrassing oh that's why she's afraid of wolves huh what the hell she asked my name can't remember what I said can't remember anything before those words all I know is she saved my life and gave me a new home with Lady sha that's all I remember something Sparks in your memory about salite rights of Passage you heard once about how they would send their children out into the Wilds to navigate their way oh my God she's a salite and then she was kidnapped by uh the followers of sh and then brainwashed oh my God okay yeah you look like you were wearing a moonstone is that commonly worn by Saloon nightes you're reading too much into things a childhood Buble that's all no wonder you're so dead to sh you feel like you owe your life to her I feel she I think she has her memory stolen by Char or her followers someone's moving around in there and there's someone over here ah he's an ambusher huh ooh look at that what the hell that's far enough what's your business down here answer honestly and maybe we'll kill you're clean maybe I should this is good what the hell oh that's what it was I was wondering what's inside of it turns out it's the thing from the underdark they're killing it though oh my [Laughter] God what the hell was that oh God kill it okay we're on it now all right sacred fire on you don't save nice uh maybe an ice knife will kill you o crit is she dead no do not miss sweet what's inside what is inside oh there's nothing God damn it I think I just killed him for nothing oh well sneaky ah all right your actions have consequences really in this case you really want to do this all right I have to kill the dogos too which is very very sad it's huge oh oh [ __ ] what the hell was that drop your weapons I'll feed your innards to the ants before I do that istic oh yeah they have a dragon wow oh damn well they're dead a red dragon I can we get Red Dragons though Ryder my time is short lead me to sh such a familiar tone were I not merciful I would slice the skin clean from your meat damn yet you are not bleeding for I am nothing if not merciful relax your name child not to lell go ahead no I will be speaking on her behalf GI imbecil stay back sorry now now child your pet means to speak what the [ __ ] tell me pet why shouldn't I run you through this instant I just want passage if I have to go through you so be it now talking to lysel I noticed that she likes either being bullied or she likes it when I stand up to her so I'm going to assume that these guys also like it when I stand up to them intimidation go o easy Chuck you dare speak to me like my better died for lesser insults slowly but your bravery amuses me finally I find a these guys like you may live for the moment we seek a weapon taken from a vessel that fell from the sky [ __ ] what is this weapon you're after speak your bleating offends my ears just stand still he begins to move his hand in a quick flurry of gestures he's casting thect us steal your mind to resist it go yes nothing even approaching a useful thought in that skull I ought to just kill you what do you mean nothing you failed your saving throw you idiot why are you why are you hesitating then try it I dare you watch me [ __ ] die cuz there's just a dragon like right in the corners oh nice so bold in the face of death perhaps you may live wait why is she approving this I'm literally talking [ __ ] to her Superior or something I don't know you're about to progress your adventure wait which one do I pick [Music] lady I'm busy what do you want all business very well ooh I think it would be the uh what is going on with my oh okay I did not realize it's that many care sh spell set off what do you mean spell set them off let's do it with magic looks like using magic out these things is more trouble than it's worth n we're going to keep using magic magic allergy what ah oh my oh there's a bunch of things on the roof what the hell that one just jumped off hello all right what the hell she going to jump off too do it trigger it's allergy go all right he's unstable oh what's that what yes a double yo oh [ __ ] no so I'm trying to put it here all right and then [Music] watch s to Arms histic State your purpose quickly let me fast fighting me will end padly for you oh my God I got a debuff from the potion that I took sweet the Sentry considers you for a moment assessing the risk you pose perhaps Inquisitor were wargas could use the aid of an adventurer we are permitted to walk so freely such a lack of discipline would be punished severely in C relax this place is as tight as a patriarch's purse you stand before a truly resplendant portrait of Queen vth in all her glory draw a new face onto the portrait is this illegal I mean I'll do it oh God it's amazing that LEL is the one doing this I mean I had her selected but take a moment to fully appreciate your Masterpiece ah I don't think I should be here of transgression wrestles with your amusement at your own handywork run run is he going to see is this I need to get rid of it before The Inquisitor cease no no no oh The Inquisitor will have on next for this yes he's having a panic attack that's what I want to [Laughter] see what the hell this thing is what's going to remove my parasite yikes device is strange made flesh and I gave you my might you will respect my charge no you will be hunting for this place without my guidance I will be cured first I mean that's true between confident and arrogant a beguiling turn of events he likes me Bor ho what the hell into the sais I will follow enough oh oh [ __ ] all right I was not expecting an itic what brings you to my Hatchery wait if Yankees lay eggs let me help I can take it somewhere safe I mean yeah and then I'll use it for camp supplies still the captain's do an inspection any day now and if she sees it here tell me what will you do with it if I entrust it to you I'll make the best omelette you've ever tasted no you will not who wants to challenge this sniveling istar me my students do not waste their time fighting such weaklings but as we seem so intent on doing things differently today why not this exercise requires nothing more than a blade and a back oh buddy you are so screwed what are you waiting for begin I I refuse oh my God bro you're trying to fight the gate you can't you can't be caught slipping put us all out of our misery I mean yeah yoink a true Warrior's kill quick bloody and a scream to curle the stomach juices of black herself do better uh what the hell is this so it is found oh [ __ ] scai my queen scai you are permitted to look upon me you are invited to me no the deathless queen has spoken you will obey wait politely hey I expected a little of this ination but here we KN before our Queen [Music] no istic you bear that which is ours but are you friend or are you Thief normally I wouldn't bat an eyelid on like surrendering an item for a reward but seeing as this item is literally keeping me from being gate uh I'm going to keep it it is not yours to own something is to know that was after the British museum as long as they live the prison is compromised tell them wait so if she's really a god uh couldn't she just kill whoever's inside the prison by herself like why does she need our help can't you kill them yourself I thought gods were all powerful yeah precisely why does she need our help perhaps I misheard you would not speak ill of a God would you do not test her she will be our ruin n no no no I think I'm on I'm I'm on something here I just think a real God could kill whoever she wants I mean that's true blaspheming tongue oh [ __ ] you wish to see godhood wish you did we just got wiped out bro that's [ __ ] I will be obeyed God damn Karen chill you're God do it yourself perhaps I miss oh [ __ ] okay okay use the flame Caster's power to enter the artifact we waras they are not to leave until it is done as you say my queen o what's in here the statue starts to rotate but its Rusty mechanism jamed stuck uh hang on oh please tell me this works please tell me this works pull yourself together oh my God I'm a genius now what the statues revealed a hidden door curious oh my God we're going to escape here run run run run run I can't say this in Japanese because it sounds something else who am I against Lazelle why so the problem is she has like a lot of my equipment and I think she's also too strong God damn I don't know why she went hostile when we could have escaped oh you know what maybe she doesn't want to escape maybe she wants to prove her Worth to uh what K but uh yeah not me man whoa can I cast survive on her no she's spma dead God damn it now there's only three of us and Mena lot her I think I gave her way too much powerful items I didn't know she' do that I mean could have given me like warning warnings first or something I don't know who what the what the actual [Laughter] [ __ ] all right um huh oh this is the blood of the Thunder nice I don't care about the dialogue I don't care about the dialogue give me give me give me give me give me yeah uh-oh get me out of here uh uh aarion I don't know what to do with you cuz I gave the Misty step or sorry the necklace to do Shadow heart uh ha I need to get off this building before that thing explodes yeah you think so Dr aarion he's over there I don't know what to do do I just shoot this hoping it stops oh my god oh it's spinning faster no sorry aaran oh what's going to happen oh [ __ ] no sorry staran don't worry I'll revive you at Camp damn thou Hast now a bosom companion take care that th not distracted on my quest seeking the Comforts of the flesh what are you talking oh Shadow heart what in the sweet Hells were you thinking activating I was right there do you have any idea how much that hurt I mean you're protected by the worm from the Sunbeam or something right uh I thought the my FL protects from the light yeah that's true well apparently there's a limit somewhere between a nice summer's day and the full concentrated par of son next time just War me before you do something stupid at least then I can get out of the blast radius now shall I go or do you have any other chaos you need to unleash here oh man I didn't know that aarion would react to being killed by whatever that was all right that's going to be it for today guys uh please like the video if you like the video and consider subscribing thanks bye

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Length: 30min 10sec (1810 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 10 2023