-Alright, we're checking
out the only game where you get to become a Yeet surgeon. [groans] It's Happy Wheels. I love how I've managed to
find a bottle flip, at this point that has a glass break in it as well as
a spike fall that you can't see right now. Ow. I can't say I've ever forced a
bottle to beat a glass fall for me. I love how the impossible area is
getting stupider as time goes on. What is happening inside of here? It's like two nuclei fighting for
dominance, like two violent Doritos pretending to be betta fish or something. Are they going to eat each
other until only one survives? I'm a Yeet god. I appreciate again that there's
some positivity on this board. "You can do it," they say. I'm also really hoping that
the last chance is in fact more bottles and not, you know, death. Oh, damn it. So close to the glass break. Oh, I've got a bottle that
was, uh, circling the sun. Oh, I got the glass break. All right, see there's the spike
fall, so to get the spike fall win, you have to go in here, and
then fall down that way, okay. It doesn't look that bad. [whoops] Okay, legend. Oh. Oh, yeah. No. I was there. I don't want your Yeet god. Get in there. [groans] Yes? No. All right, alcoholism, guide me. Okay, I would say, "to victory,"
but I'm doing a lot of failing. "You can do it," yay. Okay, here we go, here we go, yes. Double win, baby. All right.
Now, there's a soccer kick win. That one's going to be tough
because the damned supernova over here is in the middle of it. There's a Yeet Surgeon too that's a win. Kick the soccer ball,
kick the soccer ball. Ooh, that's a lot of alcohol. Well, I got some pineapples in there too. It's citrusy-delicious. How the hell did I win? There's so many ways to win,
I don't know what I did. Give me the Yeet Surgeon. Give me the Yeet Surgeon. Damn it. Oh, oh, are you kidding me? How does that not count? [sobs] God. It's in there. Look at it. Yes. Doctor Yeet has finally been paged. This is called Malevolent Stairs. "Sorry about the background, you
know kids, they can't hold it in." What is this down here? There's something down here. Oh. "Oh, you want the secret--?" [yells] Ah. Oh, damn it. Okay, so there is a secret
ending, fall down here, and then you have to survive this. [groans] Oh, God. Oh, this is a long fall. I get the feeling that this secret
win is longer than the actual game. [chuckles] Ow. Oh, God. Oh, I did-- [yells]
[laughs] Oh, watermelons. That, right there, is a
fruit smoothie made of pain. Also, there's my head. I'd like to take a moment to
mention how lucky I was to get that. Do you understand exactly how many
things there are to kill you down here? I just want to, real quick-- I
just wanna show you something. We're just gonna let this happen. Yeah, all right. So what's that-- What's on the stairs? Oh, just some bouncy things. All right. No problem, go down. Whoa. Well, this is bad. All right, you know
what, we're doing this. Oh, I almost cheated. I can totally cheat this. Hold on. [groans] Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, come on. Yes. [laughs] What do you think about that? What do you think of this? There you go. Let's see. What does it say? "If you've made it this far, you're
probably GrayStillPlays," okay. [yells] Okay, touché, you
figured out what I would do. You know what, let's do it the right way. Okay, nice and slow, nice and slow. Ooh, my God. Nice and slow, oh, Jesus. [yells] These stairs are a lot more pain in
the ass than I thought they would be. There goes my son. Hey. Okay, um, hmm, ow. [yells] I am going to
die a lot on this board. There we go, nice and controlled, yes. [groans] There goes my helmet. That's not good. Come on, come on, come on. [shushes] These stairs suck. Why can't I just take the elevator? Oh, there goes my son. All right. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Okay, here it is. Look, it's all about finding the pattern. Look at that, bing, boom, damn it. Okay, that's the furthest I've made it. Okay, pattern, pattern. Oh, oh, don't go too fast now. There we go. Yes. Good. Oh, yeah. There we are, and down, beauty. Oh, starting to gain some speed,
don't want too much of it now. Good, good. [chuckles] I'm dead. Oh, never mind I'm still alive. I'm dead. Congratulations. You found my kryptonite; patience. All right. There we go, beautiful. All right, son, you and me are going
to make it to the bottom together. Okay, well, like 90% of me is
going to make it to the bottom. I didn't really-- Oh my God. There has to be a way to do this. [chuckles] Why did my arm blow up? I might need that. I say might, I don't really know 100%. Okay. Ow God, ow Jesus. Ow, ow, ow. Ow, you son of a bitch. Okay, new plan. Slow through this, through the
spikes, and then the second we get to the crossbows we need to just go. I mean, like go. Okay, slow. Look at this, look at this, look at this. Boom, bam. Oh God, I'm dead. Oh. One wrong move and there's
like no way to save it. Yeah, if you land, kind of, at
the last third, right there. It's pretty good, but I
need to keep this helmet 'cause it's the only thing
that's going to keep me alive. Okay, here we go. Go, go, go, go, go, yes. Oh, oh, no, no. No, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay. Just an easy ride to the finish line
with no surprises at all. Except for the fact that Santa Claus is
vibrating into pieces of meatloaf chunks. I'm going to pretend that
has nothing to do with me. Okay, that-that appear-- That actually
appears to have something to do with me. Can I go under this? Yes. [laughs] Now I can wash my
face with tears and pineapple. You've heard of glass breaks. This is Glass Bridges Two. I appreciate that they gave us
the two in two different ways. All right, no way out. So, a big glass bridge first, no problem. There we go. And, slightly smaller,
still pretty easy though. I wonder if speed is the key here. If you can just, like
blast through all these. I could probably cheat the entire
map because you can definitely get some-- Look at this, right here. See that?
See that hop? You do that at about a thousand
an hour, you'll pass this whole damn-- What is that? What is that down there? Is that a man hanging from a slow sign? I feel like that's a man
hanging from a slow sign. We're down to four strength. We're running out of stren--
We're down to three strength. Okay. I mean, it's still holding my son and I. I can always get rid of my son. What is this? What is this? What is happening? I won. I did it. This is called Harpoon Dodge, Hard. Hmm. So, it says don't go down here
but I really want to know. Is there, like a win down here? Or like, what is down here? "Gray will find a way." Oh, I did it, I did find a way. It was supposed to be an
impossible winning area, haha. I found a way. All right. Now, let's see the actual board. Okay, so whoop, and, oh yeah. Ow. Okay, the timing on
these is, kind of-- Mmm. Oh, boy, go. Oh, hell yeah. Go. Ha-ha. All right. Now, back, oh, back up, back up. Perfect. All right. Now get the spear out of your ass. Good. Jump and boop. Woohoo. Danger, land mine? You cheeky bastard. Go, go, go. Ow, into my ass. I'm still alive. [laughs] Ah, ah haha. I'm just gonna sit on this harpoon
until I, uh, till I figure out a better way to beat this board. Go. Oh, God. Oh, I'm fine. Huh, all right. Well, up and over. Okay, so back up. There we go, and we need one bounce. There it is. Okay.
Oh my God, I almost died. There is one harpoon left. Literally one harpoon. Okay. Ready? All right. Put the harpoon up the ass,
lean, forward, and then bounce. Go. Ha-ha. [yells] Your land mines make me sad. [laughs] Okay. Damn the land mines. I think-- I wonder if I
can let go of my pogo-- Ow. I did it. I was gonna say, I wonder if I
can-- [chuckles] I wonder if I can let go of my pogo stick, and like,
blow up the land mines that way? Or if I could use part of my arm? Hmm. Okay, I freed the arm. All right, if I do this jump normally I'm
just gonna hit the land mines and die. So-- Oh, oh no, oh no,
no, no, no, no, no, no. [laughs] Okay, all right. Yes, yes. Okay, all right. No. Yes, all right. Let me see if I can get my arm
because there's no way to do this like without being incredibly lucky. Let me see if I can blow
my arm like up this way. Hold on. [groans] Whoo. I got past the landmines. I also got past the entire board. Okay, the key-- Oh, God. [groans] Oh, God. Ohh. Um, hmm. Ooh. Okay, if I can get out of
this, I think I can win. Hold on. Whoa. No. I'll never give up. I don't care what it takes. Damn it. Freaking land mine. Okay, all right. I got rid of a foot. Now, can I get out of this without
blowing up the rest of my body? Almost. My foot going up my own ass
is really making this more difficult than it should be. [laughs] Okay. Um, oh, God. Come on. You know how many times I've
been thrown off this board. I can survive the land mines. I just can't hit the tiny little win area. I want you to know how many of
the harpoons I have in my body right now. There is no less than three harpoons
right now stuck inside of my body. Okay. I mean I've got the pattern. There, okay. Getting through this first part,
it's just a matter of getting-- Lean. Yes. [laughs] There it is. There is not a lot of
room for error there. This is called Gray is Now 8-bit. "Insert coin." Okay. Boop. [laughs] I'm a failure. Okay, let's try the-- Mmm. For the love of God there. Okay, what? Oh, do I have to kill Mario? There. Oh, I missed him. [laughs] Oh, Mario's head flew off. Did I win? Sword Throw completed. Oh, there's more. What is this? Oh, oh it's like fully 8-bit. Okay, next stage or death. I have four balls. Okay. Boom, there we go. I've got to use all of my skill. I'm dead. Oh no, wait, I'm still alive. Okay. [grunts] Come on? All right, last try. Ah, yes. Woohoo. All right, "Ball Throw completed." What else you got? Ow. Noob. All right. Am I-- Is something-- Normal,
oh, it's a- it's a-a timed fall. Okay. Pro. Impossible. What is this? Yes. "Freeze fall completed." Ah. Ow. Oh, the end is right there. I can do this. All right, kill Mario. I'm dead. Oh no, I'm still alive. [grunts] Boom. Bing. Oh. Oh, I was so close that first
time I need to get there again. Okay, Pac-Man's dead,
over to the ball throw. The ball throw is gonna be my worst enemy. I can already tell. Why did my leg just blow up? Okay. Okay, perfect, and now
let's see, I need this. I need it. Oh, why? That happens when you don't
eat your vegetables, kids. Your body spontaneously explodes. I got all three with one sword just now. All three, one sword. All right, ball. Oh, God. [chuckles] All right ball there we go. Oh no, the other balls they're not coming. God damn it. This is worse than freaking
ghosts and goblins. Okay, ball. That was a miss. Ball. [sobs] I'm getting really
good at killing these people. Okay, I need to make sure that those
balls-- It's because they're pixelated. There we go. I was gonna say, I need
to make sure-- Oh, God. Oh, no. How many times must I kill Pac-Man? How many Pac-Men must be slain? If you answered all of
them, you'd be right. Okay, there we go. Now, get the next stage, Gray. All you have to do is
just get the next stage. Ready and next stage. Dammit, last try. [whines] Okay, I'm set up to win. All I have to do is get the unlock. There it is. That falls down. Next stage, got it. Okay. So now we fall. We're gonna do the freeze drop. I don't like the fact that
there's a sword down here with me. No, yes. Ahh, the sword is following me. Oh, I can do this. This is a problem because I need my arms. All right, here's the plan. We're gonna grab onto the walls
and we're gonna do it that way. Okay? Perfect. And I think I'm screwed. Oh, God. Okay. Aha. [laughs] Oh no, I lost an arm. How can I do it with only one arm? All right. Pass the ball. [groans] I don't like the fact that
these swords are sitting on my back. Uh, yeah, it's fine. Ow. Go. Ow. Yeah. All right. Now grab. Let go. We have a winner. Well, this brought me back to
my 8-bit childhood and for some reason, all I can remember is pain. Anyway, folks, I hope you enjoyed
this episode of Happy Wheels. Until the next time,
stay foxy and much love.
