I Faced The Final Boss Of TABS - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

lumpkin no not you don't be hero please no please please don't do this the guy is stuck just leave him no wait wait for what the hell just happened um can anyone explain that i'm dead serious when i say this might be the most shocked i've ever been in this game because grim is on the other side of the river he didn't do that he's way too far away it looks like blumpkin did it like he used some kind of psychic attack and crumpled this potion cellar what's up guys welcome back to totally accurate battle simulator where for today's episode we've got even more user-made content like you guys have been very busy over the last week making a lot of really weird and overpowered stuff and then squirting it onto the workshop for me to hopefully find it and i have found quite a bit of it i've downloaded some campaigns i've downloaded some units some really powerful some really dumb and now i'm gonna spend the better part of 20 minutes asking myself why we'll start things off with a campaign simply called captain sauce's protect the hobbit which may very well be one of the best things that i've invented in this game like not only did it spin off a bunch of other youtubers doing the same thing but the developers of tabs literally introduced alternate wing conditions shortly after i made those videos like i'm convinced that it's because of blumpkin here like the idea being blumkin the hobbit is always on the battlefield no matter what every single time and i need to protect him if he dies i lose even if i kill the enemy i'm gonna kill all of them and keep him alive which is really really difficult because he's got a brain as smooth as an egg and he's twice as fragile our first challenge is called savages from the woods where it looks like the tribal faction have surrounded us and want to scramble blumkin of course can you really blame them except for this time i only need to survive for 15 seconds which is unique you know so many people make these custom levels and never bother using the alternate wing conditions i've been playing this for months i don't think i've ever played a timed level before normally you know i i would just use the western faction here bullets are quite effective against loincloths but i'd only be able to afford a couple of shooters i really want to make sure that i've got a lot of bodies between the vip or vib i suppose and the enemy uh the skeletons are good i can afford a lot of them they got shields to block with they could spook people which is actually really effective now do they think about it because i don't need to kill the enemy i just need to run down the clock and if we can have them running around all freaked out then all the better this should work so long as blumkin doesn't charge into battle okay yeah just dive head first into the enemy that is not what we need right now oh protect him protect him oh okay no he's making a run for us that's good i mean he's surrounded and probably screwed but he survived so i'm gonna call it a win oh yeah there isn't a single skeleton left in sight he is absolutely gonna get turned into a hat our next level's fittingly called clever girls where we're gonna have to deal with some raptors and i'm not talking about these two raptor riders i'm talking about all these raptors the ones coming from behind which might be a massive problem i mean they should have to come through this choke point right i don't think they'd be smart enough to go around aren't their brains like the size of a peanut so maybe i could just toss a reaper here and then he'd be able to kill them all he can definitely take care of all those raptors i just need to find something worth 1200 to take care of the rest of them oh i don't know i could just go with something real beefy brawlers and maybe hoplites something just stand around and protect the guy yeah i like it that might actually work oh oh there are a lot more than i had expected oh crap i couldn't move the camera to see oh he's dead took him like nine seconds and he got absolutely run over there are so many of them i was right reaper had no problem taking care of all these dumb dinosaurs but there's like a hundred units on this map how is this fair it's a bit of a bummer but i can appreciate not letting people use their custom units in a campaign like this but why can't i use the legacy faction i was gonna say if i could put down a banner bearer and just keep blumpkin in place and have the fight occur around him then maybe i would stand a chance but things just got even more complicated again i would like to go with guns but there's just so many of them i kind of want to have the fight follow him if i put a grim reaper right up his butt then maybe they'll stick together as the madness ensues around them listen i'm not above feeding a bard to dinosaurs if it means distracting for long enough if i can have them run around like complete idiots then maybe the dinosaurs will fill up on birds it's probably not the greatest strategy but it's what i'm going with all right now you two stick together please goods okay body system grim this is all on you just pick them off one at a time before blumkin decides to be a hero oh my god this is actually working this was flawless oh oh are we good are you alive he's alive the dinosaur corpse fell on him i'm not going to be able to keep this up forever these levels are only going to get harder do you see what i mean when i say things are going to get out of hand like suddenly we found ourselves in snuffy breeding territory and they are absolutely giving it to one another i i really don't like the sounds but there's a level called snuffy's legion and if we're not careful i get the feeling blumpkin our hobbit is gonna get worn out like a sock oh what are we gonna use i can guarantee i don't have anything to fight this many snuffies doesn't matter how much money they give me i just need to delay again and the url is pretty good at that because he's got that weird little ice arena that he can create hopefully separate everybody at least you know a dick's length would be wonderful uh yeah let's try that i don't feel good about this in the slightest it's only 10 seconds oh my god uh we're gonna have to search for him after this because i have no idea if he survived if he died there's no way his body decomposed in under 10 seconds but he's nowhere to be seen i've been looking for like five minutes now he could be encased in ice he could be up a snuffy butt i have no idea but he's gone so we're gonna consider this a loss so what have we learned so other than snuffy isn't a very picky lover i think the biggest problem is that once they get themselves sorted out they're going to charge into the circle if my units are in the circle maybe we could use something like a jouster they could kind of run away or run around and maybe not have all the snuffies pile into the middle that'd be super helpful they might be into horses who knows i just i don't have any way of protecting blumpkin healers are probably not gonna do a whole lot mike you never know i should just be using a lot of units you know maybe if we just go with numbers we could distract and delay again going with a lot of nice isn't exactly cheap but better than nothing birds yeah sure get the birds in there again just as many units as possible so long as the church out of the way and don't stick around bumpkin okay 10 second countdown oh i see him he's still alive kind of oh careful careful careful no no you're good he got kicked is he dead i think he might be dead i think the kick killed him oh that is just heartbreaking the last second and they didn't even try to kill him it was an accident i swear the wet sound of their meaty thighs slapping together is gonna haunt my dreams and it's getting louder and more aggressive which means we need to finish this up quick there's gonna be a climax soon i'm thinking they rarely fight something bigger than themselves so what if we try a larger unit that they might not be able to charge through except i can't afford another one on the other side so maybe we'll just stick with the jouster you know one there and one there you guys will all want to charge at these hopefully like the biggest problem is that he just keeps running into danger he dives underneath them and then they accidentally kill him without actually trying i i can promise you that he's dead uh he might have gotten stepped on by one of my frost giants i'll show you guys what i mean i'm gonna try the exact same strategy again except for this time i'm actually gonna take control of him and run away we are going to run towards safety and just like that we survived just barely but we got out listen man i warned you i told you there was going to be a climax and that we're going to want to wrap things up and get out of here but no you had to stick around and stare directly into it they don't make soap strong enough to clean that from your brain now this might be hard to believe but we're going to move on to a level with significantly less mammoth splooge called angry hard-working farmers where i think the idea is blumpkin just got caught stealing an ear of corn from the fields and they want his head again perfectly reasonable i've wanted it for less unfortunately for them i have just enough money for a couple of reapers and for the first time in this campaign i actually think that he might survive i'm even gonna give him a little personal healer just in case there's no way all these country bumpkins are gonna be able to get to blumpkin oh okay oh they got a potion seller on the roof they actually got through okay yup got evaporated i mean you're definitely feeling it but you're alive if anything that's kind of an advantage no i would rather he fall over and stay away from the battle and away from the river no no no no no please please don't go in the river no [Music] you gotta be kidding me all you needed to do was stand still or walk to the bridge like honestly anything would have worked grandma had this in the bag it was so easy i'm just going to call a mulligan that absolutely should have worked that was all on blumpkin and again i'm fine with him getting hit with a potion seller if anything it'll keep him away from the battle which is good you you can go back to stealing carrots oh don't you jump off the edge this time come on come on get your wits about you what is over here for you what do you have to gain from this oh my god i've never seen a unit this dumb in tabs honestly i've seen them run after one another off a cliff but never just kamikaze this is just one of those times and tabs where you realize that the battles aren't actually totally accurate they are so random that eventually things are gonna fall my way they have to we're gonna have blumpkin i would love for you to get stuck in a tree that would help a whole lot just stay down stay stay down don't keep getting hits now grim grim there's a guy over there i can still i can see him between the buildings grim go go get him he's throwing stuff at you pumpkin no not you don't be hero please no please please don't do this the guy is stuck just leave him no wait wait for what the hell just happened um can anyone explain that i'm dead serious when i say this might be the most shocked i've ever been in this game because grim is on the other side of the river he didn't do that he's way too far away it looks like blumpkin did it like he used some kind of psychic attack and crumpled this potion seller i don't get it hey blumkin i'm just gonna throw it out there if you have some kind of innate mutant ability you can show us okay we're all pro x-men here feel free to crumple any unit you want if anything i encourage it because we've got a level called keep those crows away and that's a tall order the pros are just the dumbest unit ever i hate the scarecrows i'm going to try the valkyrie i'm thinking if they can dive on top of them then maybe the birds won't go for blumpkin and then i could possibly toss down something like hoplites oh no they're too expensive i need something really really cheap like clubbers a whole bunch of clubbers something that the birds won't be able to dive past something that buys me time maybe i don't know if the valkyrie can 1v1 a scarecrow but i'm kind of hoping that they can but they did oh some of them were on roofs no no you can't get up there the valkyrie should be able to get up there right could you maybe hide just hide right up against the building i don't think he would be able to throw crows down at you oh oh god oh yes yes that worked flawlessly you're good right you're hiding in that loincloth yeah first try i needed that so badly i think blumkin may have rustled a few feathers or fuzzy feet the shire is a little pissed that he's friends with me because i'm definitely not friends with the shire i'm kind of a monster to them so they want revenge huh well we could always try the clam jam no these guys kind of have a hard time dealing with clams they're almost their size oh there are a lot more of them than i thought okay get a lot of clams out there and uh we definitely want to protect this guy he might be able to win a 1v1 now would be a great time for you to telekinetically turn that thing inside out come on oh boy no it's overwhelming there's so many of them oh my god by the time wait he actually survived what that worked they can overwhelm but they can't kill i'll take it it looks like the protect the hobbit campaign is now transitioning from timed levels to just defeating the enemy and there are definitely a lot more levels to that campaign so i think i'm going to save it for another episode because i want to get to showing you guys stuff like this i mean do i really need to explain what it is you've been watching it yell at hobbits for the last like 15 minutes why should we even have the hobby pain train stop let's give them the hobbit test see how well he can hurts them okay um well you can throw apples as well as some in lightning and breathe ice one of those abilities is a lot less impressive than the others this is another one of those units that's really cool looking and i appreciate the fact that it doesn't just fly around one-shotting stuff like it actually gives me the ability to play with it but it costs 22.50 on paper it's got so many abilities that it's worth way more than 22.50 it just makes it so there's no easy way for me to show it off i can't figure out what's a fair fight you can lightning a tank that doesn't have much of an effect and you can throw apples out of tank that doesn't have much of an effect can we see the frost breath or are you going to get absolutely worked by these cannonballs i know for a fact that my spine has an allergy to cannonballs and there it is flaring up this one's a bit more of a traditional captain sauce you know we've seen this model before it looks a lot like the one that i had made it just kind of stood out to me because it's got a grenade launcher i don't think i've ever seen a grenade launcher work in tabs and i definitely haven't seen one in my hands do you think it actually shoots grenades or something else nope just lightning i guess that's it for that unit actually now that i think about it we might need a little lightning we might need some overpowered captain sauce help because this is the final boss i don't know if it's the final boss of tabs or whatever the case is but it is the most downloaded thing on the workshop and it looks pretty badass i'm gonna try to kill it but no promises even with those two new custom captain sauces and every other unit that i've made i don't know if we're gonna be able to pull it off like we're only at a tenth of the value let's see what this thing does i suppose okay it deflects oh don't like that and it's got okay what was that it just like exploded into a tornado and then rained down shurikens i've never seen that before jesus has got him praying but i don't think that's gonna be enough holy crap are you gonna be able to pull it off captain sauce nope i really didn't want to have to do this but desperate times call for desperate measures you're gonna have to face off against my ultimate creation full auto santa don't underestimate him the game can barely contain his ability to destroy actually i wouldn't be surprised if he just completely crashes things oh dear god okay well the frame rate is no longer with us and we might not even get to those packages opening he's got a gatling gun that fires presents which is great you know you're just inundating people with love except the presents are full of units that want to kill you so in all reality the final boss of tabs is facing off against everything in tabs infinitely infinite is not a number or a concept that video games overly appreciate okay the program is is not doing good well that is definitely a first not only did full auto santa crash the game but i can't open it again it's just not working i might need to restart my computer but then i would have to end the recording i think that's the end of the video i think full out of santa won by sacrificing himself and collapsing reality around the final boss i don't know what you guys are looking at right now something that i got later on but for me it's just black screen so you know what i think that's gonna be it for this episode of totally accurate battle simulator guys maybe the final boss will return you know maybe i'll do more protect the hobbits or some other campaigns or some more units i don't know there's so much to do in the game now you guys have to let me know just leave a like in the video leave a comment letting me know if you want to see more and maybe i'll return to screw around and hopefully get this game working again soon but thanks so much for watching this video i hope you enjoyed and i'll see you next time [Music] you

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Id: miHLYd821t4

Length: 21min 21sec (1281 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 31 2020