When Black People Like You, They Will Hook You Up | Gary Owen

since today's Final every time I walk around downtown Cincinnati every time I walk around downtown it's uh since I definitely uh a city I am black famous in downtown because I'd say every time I walk around downtown during the day I don't ever stop any white people ever ever I can stop an every black person though sometimes black people stop me even if they don't know my name they just so they see me on something cause I'll be walking I'll see three brothers coming this way and I can see the wheels turning as I get closer and they'd be like oh that's no boy oh boy and then a friend will come up out it is him that's him he's from the arm it's from the arms [Music] [Applause] never ever been on a show called The yep by the way back like but if you look at me like I'm not supposed to look back at him don't look back here you know you you [Applause] walk around the city like you ain't you yeah it's you is you he act like he ain't him I tell you what I like being black famous so I do I like it because I travel I'm in a different city every week and um I love it like when I get to cities and I see uh I see black people in customer service jobs so if I'm at the airport like when black people working at Delta United when I get to a hotel I love it when black people are at the front desk because what I've learned through my travels is when black people know you and they like you man black people will hook you up there they don't give a about the rules [Applause] white people we're not like that we're just not we want to help you but we can company policy but we do I can't cameras [Applause] foreign I was thinking about all the free I've gotten in my life being black famous right we got them free clothes free shoes Food liquor gotten into places I shouldn't be in you know I remember it's a true story but it's about like like five five six years ago so I was going to Bengals game and I walk around trying to look for the gate I'm getting them right so I'm sitting there and all of a sudden I'm looking up and also there's one black double security guard I was like hey what's up G you in town you gotta show something I said I'm just coming to the game because you got tickets yeah yeah so I show them the tickets come on walk in I'm gonna walk me in 15 minutes later we on the sidelines pregame I said damn this got me on the field [Applause] foreign all right I'm sitting there now I got no lanyard I got no credentials also in the way security guard comes from here Hey where's your credentials and now I didn't want to snitch on a boy well I don't have anything I'm glad you get down here okay I just walked so now he's trying to kick me out of the stadium why did another black security guard come from the other side of the field gee just come down here okay [Applause] I'm bullshitting with this dude he's upset with a white dude this man been here five years I've been here since Ken Anderson here Ken Anderson been in 45 years a may have five of you trying to run yeah I got this from the 30 to the end zone that's my this got 10 yards he doesn't run the whole goddamn field I'm just agreeing with him he do seem like he do too much he did [Applause] even when we got in town like we we flew in we flew in like three days ago for the especially got an early night we had a bunch of my boys are in town so we went to Avis when we landed to get a rental car and uh we got to Avis it was uh it was two white ladies and one black they worked in Avis so we get in line and literally I waited put a black lady's counter to open up for Davis you know like it was my turn to go the white lady goes next I go go ahead man go ahead go ahead come on go ahead I'm gonna wait go ahead go here as soon as that black lady's counter opened up I was walking up like come on please recognize me please recognize me was she goes oh hey Gary what you doing in town you're back home for a couple days yeah no I got a show I'm filming my Showtime special out here oh okay okay I might have to check that out okay okay we got you in real quick [Applause] what the economy I can't have you right around my city in that I don't know what the she starts typing all I know we got to escalate for 34 right now so thank you black lady Avis hell yes you got free tickets he's in here somewhere yeah you take care of me I take care of you trust but it was funny because I didn't know what she was typing she was typing away and then she hit me with the keys that's what I looked to do contract and that's when I saw Escalade four days thirty four dollars not a day total thirty four dollars it's like a 75 a day [Applause] so when I saw that I grabbed my road manager I said yo man leave her tickets and so she wants to go to leave her tickets just let her go come on so he's like all right so he now when she realized I was gonna leave her tickets to the show now she wanna do more for me as if the 34 dollars wasn't enough so now I'm walking to the escalator she started yelling at me gay don't worry about that gas either okay I ain't put no gas in that oh it's gonna come back on empty Trust and Believe It's Gonna Come Back if I gotta push that myself [Applause]

Channel: Gary Owen

Views: 3,068,675

Keywords: gary owen, comedy, comedian, stand-up comedy

Id: TOzcAbkgZB8

Length: 7min 0sec (420 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 12 2022