Poor Black People Dress Different Than Poor White People - Cody Woods

i'm gonna take greyhound sometimes i'm be honest with you guys i grew up broke most of my life but maybe you're like me uh i still look down on other broke people i do i'm at these greyhound stations like ooh peasants there's undesirables everywhere jesus it's disgusting i grew up very poor i did i grew up in a trailer i'll just give you this is why i look like this i grew up half my life in kansas half my life in san francisco yeah that's why it looks like i could cook meth if it's gluten-free [ __ ] you guys for laughing at that how dare you i'm assaulted here's the thing i grew up half my life there and like when i grew up i grew up very white trash but i went to an all black school you know you think that would go great like because poor white people poor black people we do ghetto [ __ ] as families to get by you know like my mom was ghetto she's like guys we're going to the zoo we end up at petco wow guys a cat can you believe it you know i got hit a lot you know some black comedians say white people don't hit their kids that's [ __ ] poor white people hit their [ __ ] kids you have to hit kids if you're on a budget what do they tell you to do oh take something away from the child i'm in a trailer park i don't have [ __ ] that's my mom's supposed to do like y'all keep acting up we're not gonna go to the um i'll just come here i'm a punchy in the face i'm not gonna do [ __ ] but this is where the cultures divide though poor black families still dress their kids well for school it doesn't matter what's going on in the budget kids going to look good for school right poor white families you know the deal immediately as soon as you see the parents come on down again bakersfield and then come here you got school clothes monday through wednesday where the thursday [ __ ] for monday too but you can't wear repeats at a black school that's a bad prop i would go into class and it's just like hey jamarcus white boy got the same sock hey on monday [ __ ] you same song kevin has [ __ ] i got made fun of by a fat kid named jamarcus who always had the new jordans first of all fat kid and jordan's total waste of money some of you don't want to laugh because you have fat kids at home spent 300 on their shoes now what they're sideways and [ __ ] jordan's not even dunking now he's taking a charge dude it's supposed to be air jordan not ground jordan what the [ __ ] so i never wore the right [ __ ] you know and this is my mom's advice because like i keep getting in fights and then my mom this classic white mother advice she goes just say you don't want to fight see how the black people are laughing at this there's light tables like well if you didn't want a confrontation why would they proceed you chose peace why would there be violence as soon as you act like you're not willing to fight that's when you're fighting so then i learned if you act like you are willing to fight you're still gonna have to fight exactly yes so i got smart this is what i did i started beating up other white dudes to climb the food chain yeah i punched my friend darren in the face i thought we're cool no i'm eminem you're mclemore that's how that works they only accept one i'm taking it

Channel: Chocolate Sundaes Comedy Show

Views: 2,209,561

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Id: QQLDZSHL-VI

Length: 4min 36sec (276 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 30 2020