When a Text Conversation Goes Very Wrong - Key & Peele

- "BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?" [sighs] JEEZ. - WHAT? YOU CAN'T CATCH ME. YOU CAN'T CATCH ME. I'M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT? PAUSE. [phone chimes] OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN'S BEEN TEXTING ME. "SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS. "I ASSUMED WE'D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE." [phone chimes] - "SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS. "I ASSUMED WE'D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE." "WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE"? WHAT THE [bleep] IS HIS PROBLEM? "DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HANG OUT?" - "DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HANG OUT?" OH, THAT'S CONSIDERATE. "LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER." - "LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER"? [bleep] THIS GUY. JESUS, "YOU..." - "ARE [bleep] PRICELESS." AWW. "YOU'RE THE..." - "ONE WHO'S [bleep] PRICELESS"? THIS M-- THIS MOTHER[bleep] HERE. OH, HE WANTS TO-- OKAY, MM-HMM. MM-HMM. OKAY. "YOU WANT TO GO..." - "RIGHT NOW?" HMM. GUESS I COULD DO THAT. [clears throat] "OKAY..." - "OKAY, LET'S GO"? HE SAID OKA-- "OKAY, LET'S GO"? ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? "YOU WANT TO REALLY..." - "DO THIS NOW?" KEEGAN, YOU NUT. YOU'RE NOT PUTTING ME OUT. - "[bleep] YEAH, LET'S DO IT"? OH, YOU [bleep] ASSHOLE! - "FIRST ROUND'S MINE." - OH, NO! OH, NO! THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO ROUNDS, ASSHOLE! IT'S GONNA BE A [bleep] STREET FIGHT! THIS SON OF A-- - ♪ 'CAUSE TONIGHT WE GONNA PARTY AND THE PARTY DON'T STOP ♪ - YOU! - BUDDY! LIKE I SAID, FIRST ROUND'S MINE. A BEER AND A GIMLET FOR MY PARTNER RIGHT-- WHAT'S THAT? - UH, I-I GOT YOU A BASEBALL BAT WITH NAILS IN IT. - FOR MY POST-APOCALYPTIC JACKIE ROBINSON COSTUME. HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Channel: Key & Peele

Views: 3,752,619

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Length: 2min 42sec (162 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 31 2020