A Wise Bully - Key & Peele

[indistinct chatter] - [laughs] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? WHY YOU READIN', BITCH? - BECAUSE I LIKE TO READ, AND THIS IS A REALLY GOOD BOOK. - YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD BITCH, BITCH. - WHY YOU GOTTA BOTHER ME, MAN? - BECAUSE. [dramatic piano music] I'M NOT DOING VERY WELL IN SCHOOL. I'M READING AT A THIRD-GRADE LEVEL. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET LEFT BACK, SO WHEN I SEE SOMEBODY READING FOR FUN, IT MAKES ME FEEL THAT MUCH MORE STUPID! AND THEN I GET MAD! [music stops] - UM, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. I-- THANKS SO MUCH FOR OPENING UP TO ME-- - SHUT UP, QUEER! - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY--I MEAN, WHY YOU GOTTA GO THERE? [piano music] - I'VE BEEN HAVING SEXUAL FANTASIES ABOUT SOME OF THE OTHER GUYS AT SCHOOL. - WHAT? - GIMME THAT! I'M AFRAID OF THESE FEELINGS AND WHAT THEY MIGHT MEAN. IT'S LIKE, BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH, I GOTTA POINT THAT HATE OUTWARD TOWARDS YOU! [snickers] [music stops] - YOU UNDERSTAND THIS ON SUCH A DEEP LEVEL THAT-- - I DON'T UNDERSTAND [bleep]! - WHOA! - NOW I'M GONNA PUNISH YOU PHYSICALLY FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS! - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, I WAS GONNA SAY IF YOU UNDERSTAND YOURSELF SO WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY WORKING ON CHANGING IT. - OF COURSE I WANT TO CHANGE IT! BUT IT'S THE ONLY DEFENSE MECHANISM I HAVE AGAINST DEEPER, MORE TERRIFYING PROBLEMS BURIED INSIDE OF ME! [brakes squeak] YOU'RE LUCKY MY DAD'S HERE. [piano music] - [banging] GET IN THE DAMN TRUCK, SON. I NEED TO TAKE YOU HOME AND BEAT ON YOU 'CAUSE I HATE MYSELF. AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR MOTHER WHO LEFT ME. THEN I'M GONNA BLOCK OUT THE GUILT I FEEL OVER MISTREATING YOU WITH A RIVER OF VODKA. - I'M GONNA INTERNALIZE THAT AND UNKNOWINGLY TRANSFER IT ONTO YOU TOMORROW. ♪ ♪ COMING RELUCTANTLY.

Channel: Key & Peele

Views: 1,650,080

Rating: 4.9652228 out of 5

Keywords: Key & Peele, Key and Peele, Jordan Peele, Keegan-Michael Key, keey & peele, Key & Peele full episodes, key and peele show, kay and peele, bully, self aware bully, bully sketch, Andre Royo, sketch comedy, funny, funny video, comedy videos, funny jokes, funny clips

Id: lwvqCIAAd-M

Length: 2min 4sec (124 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 12 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/adventuresmith]

Bubbles!

[u/wedgie64]

Key and Peele are excellent. This is such a well constructed sketch.

[u/Geenst12]

They censored the word "shit"? Come on America, stop censoring TV, it's ridiculous.