Trying Not to Laugh When Your Friend Is Crying - Key & Peele

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- CARVELL THANKS YOU FOR COMING. [sighs] FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, I'M SURE YOU ALL HEARD THAT TWIGS GOT PULLED OUT THE RIVER THIS MORNING. IT AIN'T NO SECRET THAT HE AND CARVELL GREW UP IN THE HOOD TOGETHER. SO LISTEN UP. 'CAUSE CARVELL ABOUT TO SAY SOME WORDS. - [panting] - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T NONE OF YOU LOOK AT THEM TEARS AND THINK THAT [bleep] IS FUNNY. BECAUSE IT TAKES A BIG [bleep] MAN TO CRY IN FRONT OF HIS CREW. GO AHEAD, CARVELL. - [sniffles] Y'ALL KNOW TWIGS WAS MY BOY. BACK IN THE DAY, WE USED TO PRETEND THE SOFA CUSHIONS WAS A FORT. - MM-HMM, MM-HMM. [takes breath] - AND WE USED TO PRETEND THAT THE FLOOR WAS MOLTEN LAVA. OH... [panting] - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH? THERE AIN'T NOTHING FUNNY 'BOUT THAT. OF COURSE THIS MAN IS CRYING. 'CAUSE HE AND TWIGS WAS KIDS TOGETHER. OKAY? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THEY WAS BEST FRIENDS FOREVER AND [bleep]. - [sniffles] - GO AHEAD, CARVELL. - WE USED TO PLAY<i> CARE BEARS.</i> - MMM-HMM. HMM-HMM. - TWIGS AND I WOULD SPEND THE GOOD PART OF AN AFTERNOON TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH C-C-CARE BEAR WE WAS. - OH, OH... [chuckling] OH... I WISH ONE OF Y'ALL MOTHER-[bleep] WOULD JUST START LAUGHING, 'CAUSE YOU ALL KNOW YOU THINK THIS [bleep] IS FUNNY. CARVELL OVER HERE, BLUBBERING AND TALKING 'BOUT<i> CARE BEARS.</i> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? BUT YOU... - [holding back sobs] - [wheezes] THOSE ARE MANLY TEARS! OKAY? THOSE SOME MANLY-ASS TEARS RIGHT THERE THAT YOU LOOKIN' AT! GO AHEAD, CARVELL. - AND THEN-- AND THEN--AND THEN-- AND THEN--AND--AND--AND-- [blubbering] - [laughs] MM, I'M SORRY, MAN. THAT WAS A WEIRD-ASS SNEEZE I JUST DID RIGHT THERE. GOD DAMN IT. CAN A BROTHER GET SOME [bleep] CLARITIN UP IN HERE? GO AHEAD, CARVELL. - TWIGS ALWAYS FANCIED HIMSELF SHARE BEAR. - MM-- [groaning laugh] - I ALWAYS-- I ALWAYS THOUGHT-- THOUGHT OF MYSELF AS MORE OF A FUNSHINE BEAR. - MM--OKAY. OKAY, ALL YOU [bleep] NEED TO RESPECT THAT RIGHT THERE! OKAY? Y'ALL NEED TO LISTEN TO FUNSHI-- [laughs] [howling laughter] I'M SO--I'M SORRY, MAN. YOU A FUNSHINE BEAR, MAN. I'M SORRY, THAT-- THAT IS SOME FUNNY [bleep]. [laughs] [gunshot] - WHOA, WHOA. - [heaves] ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO SELL SOME CRACK.
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Channel: Key & Peele
Views: 12,273,876
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Keywords: Key & Peele, Key and Peele, Jordan Peele, Keegan-Michael Key, keey & peele, Key & Peele full episodes, key and peele show, kay and peele, manly tears, carvel, cry, crying, care bears, floor, lava, laugh, laughing, kids, childhood friend, dead, death, memories, growing up, sketch comedy, funny, funny video, comedy videos, funny jokes, funny clips
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Length: 3min 43sec (223 seconds)
Published: Mon Feb 03 2020
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