When 200 IQ Strats Defeat Gravity in Poly Bridge

well it's time once again to end the countless lives of crash-test dummies as they ride along my very very boring poly bridges yeah well open sandbox I didn't want that I wanted the campaign instead so one thing I didn't know about this game is that if you beat all of the levels there's actually a secret hidden level at the end of it I thought that was pretty cool anyway we have the Zen gardens today only one that means what oh great I get one hydraulic how do i how do I even do that so I gotta go I gotta go all the way across yeah just perfect about to go all the way across I can't create any more roads thank you so by the power of triangles we will make a bridge that will win probably not oh my word my triangles are terrible and stupid car falling down okay so what happens if I just add another layer over top oh yeah figured a double decker bridge also falls okay so we have to have some sort of support on the bottom now the question is we only get one a hydraulics so it has the lift or go down some other way so it won't fall if I do that right well of course not but we need them when the boats come well it doesn't work is right and then this little dork here watch him he's just gonna go pop it's gonna drive it straight down to the lake so my wondering is if I attach it to one side will it work and then I could just like lift cuz we do get cables right so we can make some sort of structure with cables like does this even work does this pull this side up enough and the answer is maybe oh hey wait is this gonna work okay of course not good cookies didn't work it didn't work feel like this will take some adjustments I might need a lift this side up more oh yeah so close yet so far away okay so let's delete that and why are you not working to me game no that's not actually so bad if this could clear it okay eventually it might get there and so making that longer and higher maybe lower longer and lower I so close how'd you like to be the captain of this boat it's like ah again we failed again oh my not actually sure weird well try a just a regular lift but farther away I really feel like we need a farther lift here oh you're kidding me that is so close Oh got it it's got it oh that was so close that was so close oh no this one's dead um that's okay we'll just test one side first that's a little pink car is it gonna break it no it didn't perfect this is good news so my thinking is if I connected I like a cable up to something right up here that's about the same size it would work something like this no way Wow oh there's no support there if I have to do this oh that's so heavy but we're still under budget for the first time in my life okay and then if this lifts that's gonna connect to that the wrong it's gonna connect to the wrong side you gotta zoom in you got to go to two so what's this lifts that's gonna lift up it's gonna lift up - oh that's gotta be how it is you're just gonna take forever to figure out the right point maybe if we attached it farther back whoo hey that's some serious lift going on not nearly enough but that's still serious lift oh we're getting there all right all right I think this might do it I think it might work this is higher now it's around the straight angle down it lifts it up pretty good it's lifting it up really good is it lifting and higher than this one did I figure this out did I do it oh it's gonna work it's gonna work yes yes now it's gonna fail somehow I'm over budget though Oh No come on little pinky treat me right treat me right yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yes okay I'm $12 under budget this might work I chained to that one out and I move some things in here yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes I was working oh sweet mama oh sweet mama be nice to me come on old granny car don't don't you break this thing don't you break it under budget and ahead of schedule perfect good work my dude and now we have hot pursuit okay oh there's a cop car coming after the two fast cars wait a minute was there a boo there is ha I'm not gonna lie I'm a little bit confused than what's needs to happen here so we only get steel and hydraulics doesn't make any sense to me unless we make some sort of weird steel structure with hydraulics everywhere just to hold it up I don't think there's a single chance that that's actually working can I adjust these to like zero hold that length hold the length the chance of this working are negative but I wanted to try it anyway well maybe it is oh I see what's gonna happen we need to make a ramp Wow how do you do that because everything goes at once so what breaks the thing in general just breaks weird excuse me sir you have stolen the tacos please bring them back seems like it's the cops in my neighborhood too couple nice cars driving by hold up hold up and then everyone dies no I'm kidding cops are really good I appreciate them so the real question is is it as easy as just making a steel bridge is it that easy maybe oh really are you kidding me how do i zoom in over there oh oh so the cop has to make it before the cars do how do we make a cute little bridge just a real cute little one we attempt to contracted oh I wouldn't work all right how's that instead oh you know they're all abated it made Oh what happens if I build it the other way and make it lift up at the beginning something like this oh wait what oh you know what that kind of reminded me of like a turtle shell didn't it a little bit could I just if I detach this stuff can I just make a turtle shell for it hahahahahahah working it's working oh no way oh that's gonna work I just need a little lift II do have it all underneath of it oh how do I move the camera no okay I totally forgot out of move the camera right click middle quick go left click dah then it's so dumb I love it one more time for good measure forget the little turtle cross the road [Music] genius genius strats so now we have drawn in there's a buttload of things happening here and absolutely like buttload we have to these are all going at different times - what okay so a 1 & 2 hydraulics then every C is India then the cars Wow are you kidding me and I only have a 17 thing about bobbers which is just enough to complete that ha okay we can do this my first bit of brain juice says I need to do something like this and then we're gonna make it fold up like a butterfly that's my thinking that's what the brain juice is all for brain juices in there they're thinking this so is that gonna hold let's just see if that'll hold the trucks it does pretty nicely - maybe it doesn't it doesn't hold haha so if I do oh I got it I forgot to do this part so let's just try this are these gonna move I don't know how this is gonna react I feeling things just gonna break I called it a little reinforcements in the middle so what happens if I change it you have it a point in the middle and everything's gonna contract and go up right Oh turns into like a spider legs no why didn't that work though maybe if I look at the stresses it'll tell me maybe yeah that's nothing bad yet oh because it shatters right here you have a little bit of reinforcement whoa that worked a little better sort of I mean maybe the maybe maybe the cars will drive past are they gonna oh well half the bridge made it that works alright reinforce it just a little bit more just one more reinforcement oh wow Wow it's no it's Upton it's doing something girl it's a weird flex but okay stay up ya dork face stay up you know no are you kidding me I'm over budget ah I just wanted to put ropes in there and now the ropes probably gonna break oh wait whoa hold up hold up hold up hold up right now here okay this is it this is it this is it it's held straight on that one in the middle broke and what oh no oh that might be a good enough it might be good enough for girls I go it with I'll go back down yes yes no no oh it's coming back one of the cars I almost made it that was well I think that um that's a failure okay this is this is it this one this is the that's not that's not you know what I don't even care anymore I don't even care you're gonna go swimming oh this is this is gonna break horribly it's gonna be what that actually kind of worked up until a point where it disintegrated but it actually kind of no it there's nothing working about it but if you could get into like collapse at the bottom all right you know what game you know what I'm done with you I'm done I'm gonna redo it cuz something was wrong alright let's just make sure the cars can drive over it yeah we're golden golden golden golden think I'm gonna try some hydraulics to for other reasons Oh poop nuggets and as far as you can go you little monster I dumped it up it's not in the center anymore okay that'll work wait hold on a second I think if I did this right the entire bridge is gonna lift up wait a minute that might sort of kind of confusing lead no I wonder though I wonder if I detach the ends and if I lift up like this one let's try lifting these ones up alright this is just a dumb dumb one it should just lift straight up in the air if everything's equal and then collapse itself of course that didn't work so if I did all this right the British could possibly lift straight up in the air and then shatter itself because it's too stressful okay maybe I won't shatter this time because I got some extra supports or maybe I have one of the connections from oh that's kind of working it's kind of working it have backwards wow it didn't work anymore okay so it's just uneven I feel so bad that I'm gonna go over-budget there it is there it is there it is straight up in the air I made a bridge head floats Wow oh great yeah you got that problem for us no oh look what I did I made a bridge to scout wings it's gonna fly I lifted it straight up in the air a bridge it lifts straight up on the air balanced by hydraulic lifts I did that did the trick all it took oh maybe I even guess we haven't finished yet oh it's set itself back down notice hydraulics are pretty strong yo plus he had a benefit that we were under budget but then we got and we got a dumb mess like this again at least we can use everything I gotta make an elevator how know what 20,000 monies I can do it for like a million probably what about just like creating I don't know this is hard like that name I like that sound Boop alright I make like some sort of weird conglomeration contraption here and and then if we fill it in with this junk like so that's not the right button go away of course is that better game is that what you want me to do in life if I just couldn't rap mm-hm what about like that and then we'll just put a bunch of ropes I got a better idea and do one rope and it will do a couple hydraulics up to that point over just one we'll just start with one oh of course I forgot to do this - everyone's gonna go with okay so I just built it I just built the thing underneath of the thing little bus you can make it no no no wrong way it's not gonna make it it's not it's not gonna make it y'all bush get out and push your little hipster yourself up right and I use like a 200 IQ strap cuz it failed there we go 200 IQ stretch we'll just use are you stupid pile of garbage metal we'll use metal is what I was saying it'll use metal and it'll be beautiful and we'll call it metal okay you dumb hipster van get your ugly self mom get your ugly van self up I just got to cover the whole bridge with metal and make it like a super elevator did it did it yes ha perfect game perfect game calm [Music]

Channel: Blitz

Views: 1,828,148

Keywords: Poly Bridge, Poly Bridge Game, Poly Bridge Gameplay, poly bridges, blitz, poly bridge ep 1, poly bridge part 1, poly bridge update, bridge building simulator, poly bridge guide, bridge building game, poly bridge jump, poly bridge jumps, funny moments, bridge builder, bridge simulator, simulation, simulation game, oct2019, 2019, PBS01

Id: YgPKEMO2Pqk

Length: 13min 16sec (796 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 07 2019