What's The Most Outlandish Thing You've Ever Seen Happen In Public? (r/AskReddit)

what is the most outlandish hilarious surprising thing you have ever seen go down in public was having a new exhaust put onto my Subaru by a small specialty shop in Buffalo NY we dropped it off and then said we would just go walk around for a couple hours till it was done staff advised us not to as it was a rough area we were 19 and from Canada what's the worst that could happen after walking through a couple blocks of burned had hoses and straight out of the movies for us ghetto W decided to turn around and get back to the shop ASAP we walk around a corner only to see a group of five large food-ish looking young black men ahead of us they notice us turn and walk in our direction instant brick crapping do we run do we plead for our lives we decide to do the Canadian thing and just keep walking like nothing's going to happen the gang reaches us after a few seconds kind of does a half circle around the two of us there is no escape only robbery or death what appears to be the leader makes contact yo we got a question for you guys we sheepishly reply on yeh what's the plural form of penis penises ah I think so one of the other gang members blurts out see I told you man as they all kind of laugh and thank us tell us to have a good day that is my only encounter with American Street youth this is the best thing I've had all day so I was loitering with a couple friends in a little village style outdoor mall that's pretty popular in my city without warning a massive group of people turned the corner onto the street and started walking down it together at a brisk pace not a flash mob no-one's shirtless just a group of what had to be three or four hundred people all walking together and as they're walking the ones on the fringes of the train are calling out to passers-by to join in there's no indication of where the group is going or why and no one is explaining themselves or holding signs or anything we are near the end of the street watching more and more people latch onto the group out of sheer curiosity as it moves a mass towards us and I said Frick it let's go so we tacked onto the side of the train and followed it ten minutes or cell into the heart of them all where there's a small / there's a small / there's a small Perez a small Perez by that point there were way too many people to come close to fitting in the park I would estimate at least a goddamn thousand pack together the guy who was leading the parade approached this young woman who was sitting on one of the benches there who was looking pretty bewildered at being surrounded by hundreds of strangers another young guy who was with him sort of a ringleader type turned to face us as a group and started to shout sing lean on me with no idea what was going on the rest of the group joined in until there were enough people to fill an auditorium all singing lean on me together to this complete stranger of a girl in the park we got about a minute in to the end of the second chorus before the guys friends shushed us by raising both hands and everyone went dead silent then the guy who was leading the parade got on one knee and proposed to the girl she said yes everyone cheered and dispersed more or less it's one of my favorite memories just because of the sense of being part of something greater for no reason except that we were all human with no idea where we were going or why we still joined the parade of people and sang to this guy's wife to be because it was a good thing to do this is utterly excellent and gave me tingles good on you for joining the group and for it not lynching anyone I worked a check into cash for a little while I was running a field call that's where I go to the people's house to collect the money when they were late or skipped out anyways I went to the projects I turned a corner and the next thing I know this skinny black chick falls out of the window with no cloths on but shortly after that a big black lady comes out with the toaster and throws it at the naked lady running away a skinny white naked dude comes flying out of the house as well the big black lady turns around and kicks the white dude in the nuts everyone went back inside the lady I needed to see was directly above them laughing she says that happens all the time I would pay to see that not literally but I am sure somebody would so a homeless man park is shopping caught between two parked cars on the side of the street then he walked out into the middle of the four-lane street and took a crap got out of a movie in downtown Perry sound all of a sudden a snowball fight breaks out between the movie goers in the bar across the street had to be a good 20 to 30 people tossing snowballs across the street people were using parked cars for cover and sneak attacks people who weren't involved would get hit and join in my girlfriend at the time was hiding in a store front door when some old man threw a snowball right at her face this went on for over a half hour even cars that were driving down the street were getting pelted from both sides hahaaha it was the greatest random occurrence I've ever experienced as a Canadian I can confirm this happens all the time was outside smoking at a huge University by myself at about 4:00 a.m. when I see a deer running down the middle of the road the noise of it running against the pavement was super bizarre next a pickup truck comes barreling after it the deer runs onto the campus lawns and the truck jumps the curb and follows it through the yards I run after her gotta see what this is about and by the time I get to where the truck had eventually stopped the deer was nowhere in sight four guys were standing outside the truck yelling at each other I sort of ducked behind this bush area and run into a guy who was ducking there doing the same thing as me we kind of looked at each other shrugs and kept watching these guys look university age yelling about guns fighting shooting each other the guy in the bushes with me starts to make moves to get closer to the action and the four guys see him they start to walk over I'm terrified and they see me they are marching over confident like they are going to murder me and one guy huge black guy comes right up to me and picks me up in a hug and sort of just sways left to right with me in his arms saying we were just kidding we were just kidding he set me back down in the four of them walked calmly back to their truck and drive away I really have no explanation for any of it the funniest part is that you ran into a dude in the bush I was driving out in the boonies and I saw a man towing a late 80s Honda with another late eighties Honda now this wasn't such an odd thing to see in the area if you couldn't afford the tow truck you just got a buddy some rope and another car as long as you always braked carefully and slowly the guy behind could also brake and the bumpers would only touch a bit there would be some scratches but nothing you couldn't live with this man was doing this task solo though also not unheard of but it just requires even more caution with braking brakes lightly so the car behind you contacts the bumper and then slowly apply the brakes even more I'm not sure how long the man had been doing this for but he was going about 45 miles per hour so he must have been pretty confident in his abilities however when the deal heaps out into the road his reflexes took over and he slammed on the brakes leaving the second car to slam into his first car he was fine and missed the deer but both cars were totaled I treated a guy who got stabbed not in front of but on the front steps of a police station WTF dude couldn't wait until this to be was a little down the block hey hey stubby ha ha hey I got beat up in grade school for touching a kid's bike I had never touched anybody's bike and didn't know the kid it happened in a pretty public and crowded time of day at the school meaning that it was at the end of the day when all the parents were picking up their kids after school my mom watched it happen if she had pulled up just as it was happening she got out and chased the kid off just as he was already finishing his bat-crap crazy tirade about how he thought I was going to steal his bike this wasn't the crazy part the crazy part was after the kid ran off he hopped on his bike and started riding away another mom I didn't know who she was because her kid wasn't in my grade saw the fight and subsequently chased down the kid when he ran off in front of tons of other moms and maybe a couple of dads and plenty of kids in the school she tackled the kid down picked him up by the color of his shirt and carried him into the school to confront the principal most badass mom I had ever known and I never even got to learn her name so if anyone knows of a woman who lived in Lawton Oklahoma in the late 90s and had a kid who went to Roosevelt Elementary I want to thank her for what she did the rest of that school year was awesome and I'm pretty sure she may have nipped her bullying lifestyle for someone in the bud thanks badass mom first off that is one of the most hilarious things I have ever read hopefully the story offers fair competition while I was in college a friend of mine threw a house party that ended up getting extremely packed the house was fairly large and the bulk of the party was dancing in the living room area carpeted which had the furniture cleared out to make room for the DJ drunken people dancing the DJ was a childhood friend of mine that I used to break dance with but was only spinning top 40 stuff to keep the energy high let me introduce the star of this story let's call him Paul Paul is the guy you see at every bar dance club that dances horrendously but for some reason or another thinks his dancing is amazing Paul also happens to be on overly machismo douche if at any point in the night any girl started cheering for some other guys dancing Paul would magically appear and try to have a dance eov usually ending in the other guy stepping out of the room to escape the pelvic thrust horns come a couple hours later my DJ friend and I decide to spin some old-school hip-hop that we could breakdance to the crowd starts to get into it and a circle forms by stepping to take a turn in a circle and about 30 seconds in I see Paul at the edge of the circle looking like a dog on a leash waiting to break into the circle and show everyone who's boss I finish my thing and get to the edge just in time to see that Paul had cleared himself a runway into the circle and now the magic Paul takes a running start towards the circle and as a front flip as he enters he had had a bit much to drink and underestimated how it would affect his ability to stick his landing rather than landing on his feet he over rotated before untucking the combination of his forward momentum from the running start and the centripetal force of his flip made him transition straight into the world then his legs curled backwards up over his head his body and the shape of a C as he skid across the carpeted floor on his forage I spit out my drink and laughed like a little girl as did pretty much everyone else in the room I seriously have never laughed that hard in my life I cried so hard it gave me a headache later on in the night I overheard him hitting on some random girl at the party the girl notices the rug burn all over his foreign face and asks what was wrong with his face the only words that get out of his mouth were we were having a dance circle and I before the girl cracks up and says you were the front-flip guy she couldn't stop laughing and he walks away in shame I later found out that he had to go to the hospital for a concussion I say it was worth it every winter I go on a ski trip up north with my friends family one year on the drive up we drove into a whiteout blizzard while on the highway traffic went from seventy miles per hour to a near standstill in a few hundred feet we were in the center of the three lanes and behind and to the left of us a huge suburban came hurtling down the road the driver clearly not paying attention he notices the traffic stopping at the last second and in order to avoid slamming into the car ahead of hints the guy has to swerve right across our lane in front of us through the far right lane and off the road he drives off the road down the ditch and up the embankment in the other side then it got better he made it to the top of the embankment and then turned back down drove back through the ditch back up the shoulder and burst through a snowbank back onto the road he'd cut back across all three lanes of traffic and into the spot he left from when we passed by the car his wife was bawling in the passenger's seat while he was laughing hysterically a bar fight between a group of deaf guys hands-down the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life I think I saw a fat chick Fight Club one time I live in a pretty small town and we have a local grocery store I was driving home one night about 11:00 and passed by said grocery store and noticed a bunch of the local country Hicks had their trucks in a semi-circle with the headlights on and in the headlights were these two very obese women just going at it like clothing ripped and just beating each other it was a strangest thing at least one guy was jerking off to I think we can all agree on that a man was walking down the sidewalk like a chicken strutting and flapping his bent arms I duck behind a building to avoid interacting and waited awhile until I figured he was on his way when I peeked around the corner of the building to make sure he was gone then he was posed on one leg with one of his wings behind his head and the other tucked under his armpit I really went the other way then it was a public enough setting that I wasn't in danger I wonder now why he wasn't making clucking sounds it's not his fault it's those renegade hypnotists I was walking into Rite Aid to buy batteries as I walk in a homeless man's links in behind me we both walked to the right and he turns in the snack aisle the batteries were perpendicular to the snacks all of a sudden I hear multiple footsteps behind me jogging to where this homeless man is I turn around and see the homeless man now shirtless ripping bags of peanuts and throwing them in the air and two store employees trying to subdue him as they finally struggle to pin him down he begins to yell I regret nothing just repeating Lee yelling it as he is dragged out of the store that man knows how to live a man was fighting with another man calls his burger had cucumber you reminded me of that spongebob episode no pickles our neighbors back at my old house were deaf and mute not to mention they weren't good people they turned their property into a giant junkyard filled with pot and abused animals but they did the funniest fricking thing one day one day while they're gone a man in a truck comes up with a hay bale he walks into their driveway a bit got a disgusted look on his face and then set the hay bale in the driveway a few hours later our deaf neighbors come home and they see the hay bale they all look at each other really confused and then all at once they look down the road then all at once they all look up the road there all that once they all look straight up into the frickin sky please tell me they all slowly turned their heads up with wide eyes expecting another hay bale to fall on them the most hilarious thing that I can recall is related to monkeys and a dog - I was in India at that time and back in my school students living in the hostel dorms used to have the breakfast from the canteen during the winters and eat outside on a sunny day on set fixed chairs and tables most office used to throw the yellow part of the boiled eggs on the ground leaving a competition between monkeys stray dogs and crows to grab those usually dogs used to dominate in this fight and of course monkeys were badly P ah--this one day me with three of my friends was having breakfast and saw a group of 6-7 monkeys surrounding a sleeping dog one monkey pushes the dog and as soon as dog takes his head up all the monkey is slapped him one by one taking two three rounds before the dog could realized what happened all monkeys were gone and the expression on the dog was like what the heck just happened whenever I think of that still make me chuckle I really want to see that during a bar fight I saw one guy jump off a table and try a spinning roundhouse kick only to miss by four feet and then get hit in the face by a plastic trash can by his opponent he was then escorted out by the bouncer while the entire bar laughed at him when I was in seventh grade eating lunch at the cafeteria some eighth grade guy was picking on this quiet kid the quiet kid got fed up and in one fluid motion jumped on the top of a table then jumped off it and roundhouse kicked this kid right in the face it was glorious my friend recently witnessed a guy walk into a McDonald's slam Has Cheezburger on the counter and proceeded to scream at the cashier about finding a hair in it after rambling for about three minutes my friend confronts him hey man it's not her fault I think you should go the man yells this is between Emmy and McDonald's man I'm done with McDonald's done you people are disgusting you know what I think of McDonald's even unwraps his burger and starts punching it with both fists rapid-fire ketchup and mustard splattering all over the counter then he fixed his tire and calmly walked out man I had to register to say that the Opie was well told and awesome I have a story that is strangely similar but not nearly as good might as well tell it anyways my uncle's ranch in rural Shasta County lots of dogs and cats that the Alpha critter was our cat Mercedes a calico Manx with a regal bearing stub tailed with Tufts of hair growing out of her ears she was hard as a walnut and was a killing machine she'd catch and eat large squirrels chew em up headfirst with loud crunching noises she was queen of the ranch and she knew it she'd sit around squinting at everything and everyone like there were insects one time my uncle brought home a new girlfriend and Mercedes promptly ran up to the poor lady and bit her toast so hard its spurted plant so one fine day we're up at the landing by the pole barn working on the skidder and a friend of my uncle's who had never been to the ranch pulls up in a truck with a pitbull in the back and the dog spies Mercedes sitting there in the middle of the landing she's not moving and is just pulling her usual squint on this Dame the dog is revved up starts spinning circles in the back of the truck Mercedes just blinks a few times and sits rock still new guy says sorry about my dog he likes to get after cats my uncle laughs says sorry about your dog if he gets after that cat guy has a look of incredulity it's plain he's sinking balls uncle laughs again says turn him loose dog is spraying spittle out of his mouth ready to eat that cat Mercedes hasn't moved still squinting like she had zero Frick's to give guy says okay and then snaps his fingers and that dog burns rubber over the side of the truck and heads full-speed for the cat Mercedes didn't move until the last instant and then she Springs straight into the air and comes down on that dog's face like some kind of evil beast she's just roosting this poor dog's face like a chainsaw I've never heard such blood-curdling shrieks from a dog the cat jumps off the dog and the dog went full speed under the bar yelping to beat the band it took the owner a half hour to talk the dog out from under the decking and its poor face was shredded Mercedes just went back to sitting there squinting at everyone maxes are all fricking batshit crazy my cousin who lives with has one I've appropriately nicknamed Satan's kitten I could have sworn I was on one of those hidden-camera shows one time I went to the Social Security office to legally change my name after I got married the guy next to me on the elevator practically ran to grab a number before I got there I go in and sit down and mr. in a hurry sits next to me and tells me how he bought a suit at Joe's a bank for a job interview in Vegas and someone stole them and his wallet with all his money and credit cards he happened to see one of his suits on some guy on the street and decided that he should go beat the guy up obviously the cops showed up and arrested him can you believe that the guy with his suit and wallet got off scot-free and now he is in jail overnight and he has to sleep on the dirty floor I nod politely like yeah that happens to all of us I am rescued by the good-looking businessman sitting next to me he is there with his sister trying to make small talk I asked him if he's there on his lunch break as he appears to have just come from work no he says I haven't been able to work for a year they say I have problems but they're wrong they made me go to a place for a while but they're just trying to steal my ideas ha I write sometimes but I know someone wants to steal what I write so I burn it all you have to burn it all the conversation continues like this for 10 minutes until schizo frantic businessman stands up looks around suspiciously mumbles something and walks away suit man looks at me like can you believe these people so ladies think twice before you go to legally change your name I think seeing two guys dress in diapers and bonnet strolling past me after a 12-hour shift was one of the weirdest things I've ever witnessed but I saw a full wedding taking place inside a Borders bookstore they even invited customers who happen to be in the store to attend aaww I wonder if that's where the couple met one time I showed everyone how the NuvaRing worked at a party I had those things once I lost one never found it so it's 1996 and I'm in Pamplona Spain for the festival of San Fermin the Running of the Bulls Bly should also mention it was totally a freak chance that myself and two friends were in Europe at a time and never intended to go to the running in the first place but when we were in Paris we heard it was happening right then so we hopped on an overnight train and were there the next day weary from not having set plans to set the stage a little people from all over Europe and the rest of the world go to Pamplona for this thing there are literally a crap ton of people everywhere you go often sleeping in doorways parks sidewalks and wherever they can find a spot but we were lucky enough to find space at an apt where we could crash for cheap so no sleeping in the park for us during the festival the actual run with the Bulls is at something crazy like 8 o'clock in the morning which seems ridiculous due to all the partying crazy people but the thing is most are still up they aren't waking up early you sleep after the run also parades lots of parades as we did not speak fluent Spanish and did not know the awesome songs people sang in parades we spent a decent amount of time watching them and walking in them and we soon a ride at a startling conclusion you only needed three basic things to start a parade one some sort of banner or flag to some type of musical instruments like a drum triangle tambourine whatever three drunk people lots and lots of drunk people the good news was drunk people were plentiful I had a hand-carved drum I got from a guy in Nigeria and on the second day we found this big a type thing leaning against a dumpster in perfect condition we set about trying to start our own parade complete with me on a drum my two friends holding each end of the banner and we set out to rope in drunk people I should remind you we had no idea what the banner said we may have been marching to cure childhood diabetes or letting everyone know we were vegetarians and thought they should hug Bulls instead of run them no idea we find our open Square area that seems to have a high concentration of drunk folks we unfill the mystery banner and I start playing my little drum as we walk through the crowd in no less than three minutes there are approximately 4050 people crowded behind us who have erupted into some song that we did not understand we kept on walking as they belted out their tune picking up more and more people along the way and by the time the song was done we had at least 150 people in our mystery parade everyone cheered and hollered handed us a bunch of free bottles of sangria and then dispersed back to whence they came to this day I have no idea what our parade was about what the drunk people in the parade were singing about or why some people gave us free sangria but I do know that it was really really awesome in Boston midday in the summer in a crowded area a rather large woman was mounted on top of a slightly less large man who was lying down on the ground face up his pants were around his ankles they were belligerently yelling at each other to no end I was there when a couple police arrived and basically had no idea how to approach the situation it was funny as heck me and my brother was sitting on a bench waiting for the subway in Boston then out of nowhere the little old Asian lady sitting next to us ripped one of the loudest freaking blasts from the butt trumpet that I have ever heard saw my guy playing a piano right outside the subway full-sized grand piano I'm okay with that my jazz band was asked to play at a McDonald's once so I'm sure I've told this before but anyway Halloween weekend a few years ago and I'm on my way to the bar with a few friends when we hear a lot of shouting a group of Scalise yobs chaps poor British thugs are trying to start something with a guy dressed despite them an outsider chippy all we can make out is that they think he should grow up and they would like to physically make him agree although less eloquently they they're after all simpletons so the guy dressed as spider-man drops his chips showing no sign of being upset by the ordeal and puts his fists up as he does this about ten different guys dressed as comic book characters jump out of the chippy and strike outlandish poses ready to fight and the Scalise freaking crap themselves it's like one part of them doesn't know how to process what's going on and the other part is screaming run I mean what would you do if you ended up in an accidental face-off against eleven superheroes alas were had by all but the meanies late at night in a McDonald's in NYC some man was angry because he did not get the right toppings on his burger he threw a garbage can and started yelling at an employee who told him to back off before she went all Martin Luther King jr. on his butt he smeared the burger in her face she said that kind of stuff happens all the time there I have to store his first one just happened the second one however is hands-down funnier and stranger I'm here in NJ on the shore where we took the brunt of that be Sandy's Roth four or five days after we went to the Wawa it's a convenience store to buy some cigs the line was literally coming out the door and looping around the building because this was the only place that accepted credit cards at a time since most computer systems were still down I was waiting in the car and this girl starts screaming at another girl in the passenger's seat of a car I should note here that drug use is rampant and anyone addicted to something would at this point big through some type of sickness withdrawal both of these ladies clearly were going through it the girl in the passenger screams B what did you say girl - I said Frick who you be if you want to something than D the girl in the car had already opened the door ran out and punched girl two in the face before she could finish the do something part a drug sickness fight started and it took five grown men to pull them apart huge drug-induced story - I used to work at a funeral home the town had some bad parts and this we had one Chapel that was across the street from a crack house the crack house got raided by full SWAT and about 30 other officers bullhorn saying come out of the house all that jazz just as we were carrying the deceased outside to put in the hearse so the whole grieving family had to see that freaked up spectacle SWAT raiding a crack house see kids running all over the place being tackled by police the really strange thing about this is that the funeral parlor was always in communication with the police station because we would have to block some intersection so the procession could stay together if the police knew there was a funeral going on and decided not to wait another 45 minutes to bust this crack house that everyone knew was a crack house for at least three years they had probably just gotten the extreme force warrant from the judge and wanted to get in there ASAP before anyone had a chance to run for it in all fairness shutting down that kind of mess will probably prevent some unnecessary funerals in the future my husband and I were in a mall in the DC area in the early 90s at that time Mary Lou Retton was hyping Tyson chicken products near the mall food court we took a look oh hey that's Mary Lou Retton and walked past out of a service door comes a man in a pretty crappy looking chicken costume being led by a girl in tie-dye and dreadlocks sensing epic misfortune about to unfold I grabbed my husband and we follow them back to the food court sure enough the chicken throws a water balloon or something filled with red liquid resembling might have actually been Mary Lou Retton and her crew as they are frying up delicious Tyson chicken in front of a crowd of soccer moms and their kids the girl shouts something about Tyson being serial murderers and in an instant the chicken is underneath a large security guard as they are leading the chicken away his girlfriend is shouting don't hurt him stop choking the chicken out of all the things that never happened this never happened the most watching fireworks from the side off Citadel Hill in Halifax in the late 70s there was a pre fireworks parachute jump I forget what they were supposed to do on the way down I distinctly remember watching as one of the little black dots just kept falling until he was hidden behind the trees he was easily two miles away so we didn't hear the thump that it was clear what had happened the fireworks went on as scheduled and the news app tonight confirmed that one of the parachutes had failed to open here's the kicker the GAR landed in a backyard in a pile of sods that were waiting to be put on the front lawn he got up and walked away not in a straight line I mean he was obviously impacted sorry for the pun couldn't resist by the event but he was fine true story two white-trash heroes one guy one girl driving down the highway in a small hatchback with a gigantic homemade doghouse on the hood the doghouse was so heavy that the front tires were rubbing the inside of the wheel well and so big that both of them were leaning out the windows so they could see ahead of them that were also both smoking like there was no tomorrow if only I'd had a camera or a video camera you guys would have loved it Shanghai cough you're a chubby Chinese woman versus tall Chinese woman yelling at each other till they start to fight it's funny when their husbands or whatever try to stop them because it's like two little monkeys trying to stop a fight between two tigers lol I live beside a car furor in Shanghai know that feel bro about ten years ago I was with some friends on the Barcelona subway I must have been late because the station was empty except for a group of three girls on the other side and a drunk guy on the same side as we are out of the blue this guy starts shouting to the girls they kind of looked like prostitutes and they are shouting back at him so apparently he does not like what he's hearing so jumps down to go across the tracks only to be met by the now shoe in hand group of girls before he can go up and avoid the very dangerous position he was in the tracks he got pounded in the head several times he finally fought his way up but our train arrived and we couldn't see the ending pretty intense a few years ago while visiting Washington DC I saw the guy walk up to another man with a backpack he pulled a bottle of Febreze out and sprayed it the other man took a deep sniff and handed him a fat roll of cash and received a few more bottles of February's pretty sure I witnessed some crazy drug deal I'm from DC area we just like fresh air a lot I one time saw the dude overdose on H crack C in a public restroom something with a needle then see another guy walk in and start hitting him telling him to get up off which then a cop came and told the guide to get the freak out and when he didn't arrested him turns out the do took half the needles and was trying to keep it for himself I was just standing there outside the bathrooms waiting for some friends when all this came down when my friends arrived it was all over and gone and I was just confused as heck posted this a little while ago but it got buried pretty good I was shopping for shoes with my mom and JC Penney's when I was about 14 I was trying a pair on when some random kid walks up to me and starts beating me with Elmo slippers then he walks away like nothing happens the imagery of that is too funny for words kid runs out from nowhere screaming with a stupid look on his face and starts beating you with Elmo then he walks away with a smile on his face asking his mom when they're gonna go during Halloween one year I decided to hit up mill Ave in Tempe a strip of shops bars and clubs right next to a Sioux there was this church group there re-enacting the crucifixion of Jesus and generally calling out for people to repent and condemning the pagan holiday of Hallows Eve this group was really into this they had props with fake blood Roman soldiers a huge cross with a guy dressed as Jesus hanging from it the works what was so funny was this there was this guy dressed as the devil standing in front of them with a clipboard on the clipboard was contracts for your soul he was buying them for five dollars he had a line of people selling him their souls the church group was in complete shock I mean they looked on the verge of tears every time someone signed the contract they were begging and pleading with people to not do it I stood and watched this for about an hour it was absolutely priceless the dude dressed as the devil was the greatest troll I have ever witnessed dude I was wheezing from laughing so hard after reading that story and I have great lungs craziest thing I ever saw in NYC there was a dump just sitting on the edge of a fountain eating his skimpy bum sandwich then out of nowhere a dude in a suit straight up dive tackles this bum into the fountain like the dude in the suit was completely horizontal through the air then two other guys in suits jump into the fountain and help the other suit guy kick the crap out of him they all ran off and someone called the cops also that day a guy dressed like a Goomba from the live-action Mario movie fighting a crack w this crazy thing happened to me when I was in Japan I was at an internet cafe and as I was going to my seat being the nosy guy that I am I was peeking into the other people's stools to see what they were browsing anyways the stole right beside me I just barely glanced at and I didn't see the screen but I noticed some motion as I sat down in my own stall my curiosity began to grow so I decided to go casually get a magazine from the stand and take a second look as I was walking back with my magazine I looked into the booth beside me and saw a 20 year old girl watching lesbian pee with her legs open spread-eagle masturbating as furiously as humanly possible classic Japan moment in Jacksonville for New Year's a random woman comes up to us at our house party out eight and asks if we've seen the smoking beaver show we say now and she says we can watch her inhale from a pipe with her Bevin then exhale it out for twenty dollars she dropped her off right there and performed the trick still scarred I worked at a movie theater on a not so nice part of town after work I was in my car on the phone with my girlfriend the bus stop was just across the street and I was facing it about ten people were waiting for the bus suddenly this guy in a Camaro comes rolling up and throws a bunch of $1 bills couldn't have been more than 20 out his window at the people it was absolute pandemonium for a solid five minutes when it was all over there was blood all over the ground and one woman was seriously injured these people acted like complete animals over what couldn't have been more than twenty dollars I saw two young girls walking four sheep in miser a city no farms around where they managed to find four fully grown all-white fluffy sheep in a frickin city is beyond me I will tell people this one 90% of the 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Length: 38min 24sec (2304 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 08 2020