What's The Most N$FW Thing You've Seen At Work? (Reddit Stories r/AskReddit)

what's the most NSFW thing you've seen happen in a workplace we had a row of ten or so porta-potties that started swaying uncontrollably turns out a couple decided that a porta potty as a discreet place to hook up I don't even want to use a porta potty for its intended purpose a woman I worked with could be s little restless we worked evenings and were relatively unsupervised she occasionally would do exercises to burn off energy she did a handstand against the wall once and her titty popped out I don't think she knew I saw but I saw I saw your titty D I managed a pizza and win place on Super Bowls we rent a refrigerated semi-trailer to store backup food this last Super Bowl came and went in the company never came back to get the trailer so a few of my employees decided to hotbox the entire trailer when they got out it looked like it was on fire from how much smoke was pouring out of it we had a male call center manager that was banging girls in exchange for better schedules this was happening on an empty floors bathroom in our building during the same couple of years the male sales manager was banging dudes in the same bathroom I still wonder if they had any scheduling conflicts I'm pretty sure every call center has a similar NSFW story I work in manufacturing in this was many years ago no one actually saw it happen but once had someone stick their hand in a running machine to remove a jam luckily they were able to reach a nice stop and shut the Machine down person lost a lot of skin and were out of work for six months my crew had to do the cleanup after they shut the line down we found bits of glove and skin under the machine guards talk to the individual when they came back to work could not give me a reason why they did that not personally witness thank God one of our old managers Tom would use his position of power to woo some hapless server trust me it wasn't his looks or personality now don't get me wrong he can flick whomever he pleases but he would wait until after hours and do it in the office in full view of the security cameras one server blew the whistle and all the managers involved had to watch the tapes the front of house man told me he was hairy like ron jeremy without a package way back before the original dot-com bubble bust I worked at this scrappy startup it was my first real career job and I was so intimidated by the office the receptionist the people in nice clothing I thought this was the big leagues looking back that place was a total freaking circus lol here are some NSFW highlights woman was busted for stealing Herman Miller iron chairs and then selling them online she had been pulling her truck up to the back and putting six or seven in puron they don't know how long she had been doing it but they counted the chairs and we were short about 150 if they did a sting and while being arrested she mooned everyone we made a deadline and secured another series of funding from a hot crap investor founder said we should celebrate people took it very literally by about 10:00 a.m. everyone was drunken one creative director was demanding people take turns on the razor scooter competing loser does shots said creative director took a spill and broke her arm ambulance came next day the lawyers came and explained the company's new ultra serious zero-tolerance policy regarding alcohol consumption in the office one guy kept a bedroll and a beer fridge under his desk and I think was homeless for a while he was at work 24 stroked 7 I have always been an early riser and on more than one occasion I arrived to find some random floozy in his bed all under the desk with him half-naked partied out et Cie I was amused but the girls were like wow this is the worst walk of shame ever there was a drug bathroom mostly weed no big deal but one or two people took it too far what takes the cake is the all hand meeting that the founder and CFO had he was a total rooster typical alpha male business douche the CFO was basically the female equiva tuck no crap we knew they were freaking in his office regularly the door overlooked a seal cubicles someone had made a secret blog that detailed each time they came out with rumpled clothes but the kicker was that All Hands meeting because it was to announce that the startup was failing and - shutters it's doors they made some stupid speeches and pretended to care about all the lost jobs said they did their best and one sucker mattered well maybe a few - cokeheads actually did something besides snort and Frick we'd all have jobs a stunt hush fell over the crowd as 200 people silently went LOL awesome and a CFO said excuse me that is uncalled for we're going to have a chat with and another person interrupted her and said hey what's that on your nose CFL looked mortified when she wiped her nose and saw white powder glorious glorious moment one hundred and fifty Herman Miller chairs Jesus Christ what a featuring the amount of people who crap on the floor in a store is unreal I'm perfectly okay with not being in retail anymore one of my co-workers love to wear miniskirts and go commando I know this because our cubicle desks didn't have vanity panels and her desk faced mine across an aisle I didn't spend my time trying to look mind you but when she got on her hands and knees one day to check the wiring on her PC it was hard not to notice she was also either a natural redhead or very thorough she knew I walked in on two co-workers having sex the guy just said hey what's up like it was nothing sadly it didn't work out for them he pulled a gun on her in the parking lot a few months later honorable mention to the time I caught an employee getting fingered by a customer in a stairwell white wart guy took a crap from a 100 feet lattice tower when you hear laying hot asphalt from a lineman you scatter lol friend was a plumber he was installing a water heater in the roof with his assistant he was in the roof and the assistant was fetching him tools and passing them up the ladder after a while he asked his assistant for something and realized he wasn't there so he climbed down the ladder to see where he was found him freaking the homeowners made on the kitchen table they'd just met about one hour earlier ah the old laying the pipe routine use your number two spanner I worked in a cemetery for years I remember one of the funeral directors was banging a receptionist and one night she met him out in the wall Crips and the security guard caught them with my hommies pants down NSFW and hilarious sidenote he was engaged to somebody else who worked there the fireworks were legendary do tell I was at my old job and I went to the bathroom I open a stall and the toilet is literally filled with blood but you see the kicker as I was in the men's bathroom work in a kitchen that is connected to a bar to customers once started going at it in the ladies room stall the kicker the stall was locked shut so they had to crawl under read to get inside crawling on the bathroom floor instead of going to the car that's devotion I worked at a Nissan dealership located at a busy intersection in my city back in the early 2000s one of the younger car salesmen was trying to sell a new car to a woman who looked to be in her 40s it was going well they were working on closing the deal so I take a break and walk to the back a lot for a smoke to find the salesman wedged between two cars amongst a row of cars with the woman he was selling a car to on her knees giving him a bj I was in complete shock she never stopped and he just smiled and gave me a thumbs up I am a 36 year old female and still think of this one often enough hug the head chef brought a big bag of magic mushrooms were talking large grocery bag here and handed them out to all the staff he had cancer and he was good friends with the owner and did not give a single Frick that was a magical night for staff and probably downright surreal for the diners when to go get a job at Lee's warehouse when I walked in i saw the manager in his underwear doing some NSFW things and left let's just say I choose not to work there or Eve lies chips again slowly puts the Lay's packet I was about to open back work in a hospital had a patient come in for vaginal pain worked her up and positioned her in the stirrups so the doctor could come in and do a quick pelvic exam right after I did that a critical patient came in that required the docs attention for a while after about 20 minutes I went back into the pelvic exam patient's room to apologize for the wait and put the stirrups back down so she could lay normally until the doctor had time to examine her I walked into her boyfriend on his knees in front of her eating her out asked him what the heck he was doing and he told me he just couldn't resist with her in that position I escorted him to the waiting room and told security he wasn't allowed back in turns out she had chlamydia shocker ha ha I'm a teacher and one day walking past the headmaster office I heard some very distinctive moans well if they're the headmaster it's bound to be good we caught a sixty-year-old rich married white lady blowing a homeless guy in our bathroom during fantasy fest while her husband waited outside in her defense I don't think she knew he was homeless Oh Key West man I miss that piece of paradise a guy getting up on a ladder during Black Friday in order to grab mp3 players from a pallet up in the steel shelves back room of a walnut the ladder was pulled out from under him and he hung on to the steel with one hand while grabbing and tossing the boxes with the other hand complete insanity went up to a couple in the bar I was covering to ask if they wanted a picture woman is short of breath and the guy just says no I asked the woman if she's okay and she nods and I walk off I look back and see the guy furiously fingering her under the table something about furiously fingering has a ring to it that perfectly illustrates what's happening this co-worker was really into me I just didn't like her like that but I guess she got desperate so she goes to where I'm working in the building and she literally just flashes her tea in front of me in the middle of the day and walks away I worked with a chick with big boobs but everything else about Elvis met most of the guys were into her but I wasn't had a girlfriend at the time so she would flash Nita I guess try to make me all under the same spell she had the rest of the guys under but she was weird I managed a bar two years ago I had this girl at bar tended for me who would go missing on camera all the time I had them cameras everywhere inside she'd just disappear for half an hour at a time I investigated I was pretty close with a lot of the regulars small family-owned place in a suburb and came to find out that she had been euhh offering sex for money soliciting sex from behind my bar she was gone shortly thereafter I couldn't fire her for something that I couldn't prove I ended up letting her go for neglecting to fulfill her duties as a bartender or she was written up for multiple occasions of leaving the bar customers unattended and that was enough to get her the heck out I don't know if that could somehow fall back on me all the bar but I was not interested in finding out worked in an emergency room and I can tell you that a good number of the nurses and paramedics were having affairs and just having rampant sex with each other I remember one specific time walking by a patient room and just hearing sex sounds a few minutes later a disheveled nurse and firefighter came strolling back to the nurse's station a different type of NSFW one of the physicians was busted for having alcohol in his big gulp while working another time we discovered one nurse in the bathroom half passed out with a needle in her arm County hospitals are awesome we had a girl give her boyfriend who was fully caved a handy his heart rate went up and when the nurse went in to check on him she got quite the surprise shake I worked with showed us her boobs that was pretty nice of her once I walked in on one of my patients having sex with her boyfriend she had given birth vaginally six hours earlier holy crap that is brutal as Frick I gave birth five months ago so it's all still very fresh in my mind worked at a place that had a boardroom that overlooked the factory the boardroom windows were covered in mirror vinyl and usually it's brighter in the factory than the boardroom so you can't see in from the factory after work it's getting dark so the lights in the boardroom are brighter than the factory so the effect is reversed and you can see everything in the boardroom from the factory but can't see the factory from inside the boardroom that's when the CEO walks into the boardroom and Frick's a receptionist on the boardroom table with a whole bunch of factory workers watching multiple ton motor being held up diagonally on a forklift with two dudes standing on the back of the forklift for enough counterweight and one guy installing some bits underneath the motor that were mounts or whatever lol nope I did go stand on the back of the lift though figured it might help don't be afraid to tell people that what they're doing is frickin stupid you might save a life someday girl got flowers on Valentine's Day some guys decide they need sunlight so one dangles the other out by his ankles from the second floor by English terms so ground first second - place the flowers on a ledge outside the window genuinely mystified that no one was injured a well-qualified female was promoted to be a line supervisor at a manufacturing facility I worked at years ago one of the men on the line was rather upset that he'd have to be reporting to a woman when the newly promoted line supervisor was making her first review inspection of the line he dropped his pants and Underpants and waved his dong at her in defiance her first administrative active supervisor was to 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Length: 14min 47sec (887 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 12 2019