What Is Your Juciest Workplace Drama? (r/AskReddit)

what tender and juicy drama is going on at your school workplace a teacher at our school was constantly being reported by her assistant for grossly and absurdly exaggerated offenses because the assistant doesn't like the teacher she's been assigned to this year the teacher is new to our school the assistant is related to a high up administrator and has already been moved several times administration kept writing her up the teacher despite her protests SATA complaints were absurd and kept requesting this assistant be switched with another teacher finally had enough and quit admin spreads around the rumor that the teacher had to leave her job for mental health reasons true story lawsuit time someone left the freezer door open and thawed out 100 frozen pizzas we all know it was you Jeremy one co-worker had a bunch of cash stolen from her purse everyone knows who did it not only was she the only one not in attendance at a meeting when the money went missing but she suddenly started avoiding my co-worker when they had been friends before that also she would have to know exactly where the purse was stored in order to sneak in and back before being noticed but now no one in the office is talking to the alleged thief that's our version of office justice since management can't fire her without more proof nothing really but I try to say as few words as possible every day so far my record is four hoping for three today currently sitting at one word Dan receptionist happened to see me coming in so I had to give her a morning but I am hoping a nice CEO at 430 will polish off my new record I will give you two a math cheating ring got busted they had several group texts set up and one person would get once's from one group and spread it to the others they're looking at suspending and failing something like 50 people in their senior year two happened to my class in college the dumbest is all used the same answers and made the same mistakes I think five got expelled over in customer service Brenda is complaining about being too hot and throws a tantrum every time someone touches the thermostat Brad on the other hand because he's cold and fed up of Brenda's crap keeps freakin with her and changing the thermostat well I am pretty sure my CEO has been stealing money from our company I am a textile designer and we have factories in India and China no one wants to ship our products because they haven't been paid personally I haven't gotten a raise in three years all the while the CEO is driving a Bentley and just purchased in new $2 plus million dollar home he is constantly getting angry calls from our factories who some he owes millions of dollars to seven mil to one in particular and I am pretty sure if he went to China he would be legally detained BC of how much he owes people a lot of which fly to our office here in the states and wait for him for meetings and he ducks out the back door like a coward one day he even drove an old truck to work so no one would know he was here you might want to start putting your resume out there this probably isn't going to end great we thought the coffee pot was dirty we thought the coffee was bad we got new creamer and then new sugar hours have been spent trying to figure out what's wrong with our coffee it's the water the water this is exactly the level of drama I want in my workplace a bloke in my office is going to be on Robot Wars and now I'm trying to be his friend this is my favorite comment here so far a person in our student council made a petition to allow boys to have any hairstyle they want he got like 300 signatures out off a school of 1,000 but the principai voided the petition and forced him to resign from the council sounds like he got a great lesson in how government works there are two teachers in the office who sit side by side each of a passively fighting over a computer it's been this way for six months now there are other computers and seats available but neither one will budge the way it works is one comes in first he starts using the computer and when the second one comes in a bit after he'll just sit right next to the first dude really close the conv usually goes something like this are you done no not yet I might be a while are that's cool I've got time okay cool this is very odd there isn't a way to solve this because there isn't a problem other than the teachers being stubborn at my graphic design school there are a couple of people who are constantly falsely accusing each other of plagiarism it has gotten so bad that our professor has had to talk to the whole program about it one of the higher-ups in a writer's for in my frequent went on a rant about a week ago about someone who stole the plot of their most recent story straight up calling them out in public it's not true not even close except for a few initial details I skimmed them both and it doesn't hold up but it came out that the person who wrote the new book is also a forum member who hadn't previously revealed her pen name half the people are sticking with the higher up and the other half are accusing her of being a bully over nothing romantic a particularly innovative plots after all it's a real shitstorm everyone is P at one department because any request for services results in their request for a 2-3 week strategic direction plan these should be simple 1/2 hours jobs another department was just caught using an outside vendor to avoid the department in question and the cold were just got spicy that's amazing I'd love to hear the management meetings after that one cops came in looking for one of our coworkers nobody is friends with him so we have no way to know what's going on assumptions are running wild right now without going into any specifics we rolled out a major update on our software it has an obvious bug and our customers are P we had the Shirin sis from the vendor that it would be fixed before go live and it wasn't people might get fired and or sued over this we have a legit HR investigation going on cause there was a boob grabbing incident hope the boob grabber gets fired cause friction blight upon the office a co-worker was arrested for having a physical relationship with a 13 year old girl he also assaulted the arresting officer dislocating his pinky last week another coworker was fired for racking literally every woman at our plant a brewing cold war between our project management organization and our software architects concerning who has authority over the process by which software systems are built the architects PMO is there to deliver the project s and decide who has governance but they won't have the authority going forwards as eventually a project ends failing that employer design Authority who is usually an architect and it'll stop all that nonsense last person to get to the daily meeting on Thursday has to buy donuts for the office on Friday the drama is next level a young african-american lesbian temp was just fired by her elder white straight boss it's causing some major backlash and racial division in our office however he has hard undeniable evidence that she was claiming overtime she didn't work and turning in fraudulent time cards she was also taking overly long lunches and forgetting to register time she'd taken off on her time card overall she was working just over one stroke to the time she was actually getting paid for I'm one of a very few number of people in our office who know this but I'm not allowed to say oh nothing due to employee confidentiality rules so I just have to sit back while her boss gets verbally pummeled by people who don't understand what's really going on my supervisor got arrested for sex abuse there hasn't been a conviction but he's been in jail for 2-3 weeks doesn't look good for him looks good for everyone else though last place I work the VP of HR started sleeping with a married man a jar of HR she got a divorce and a few months later ended up leaving the company when VP of HR started banging some other employee this was a big company bTW like 10,000 plus employees Mike Pence's visiting our building tomorrow and we aren't allowed to use the parking lot because of it we have to park over a half mile away and walk but the Secret Service did put a fake plant on the floor so that's fun - my competitors company let go of their most experienced technician officially he resigned then he was fired for racists and resist comments and overall complacency however now they have three people doing his job and the frick UPS and incompetence are incredible good job security though I work for a very prominent doctor in my city who has a solo practice his wife is the practice manager they hired a cute blonde RN in her early 30s married to work part-time I work next to her and she tells me everything doctor proceeds to hit on her in person via interoffice instant messaging and via text the latter two methods cause the wife to take notice instead of apologizing for extreme discomfort this caused the nurse the wife progressively and passive-aggressively pushes her out of the practice by gradually reducing her hours making her keep track of everything she does minute by minute and generally making her work environment crappy she's gone now it worked I'm taking a month off before starting a new job being home more has opened my eyes to just how frequently our neighbors fight loudly with the windows open and how bad the woman and the couple is at faking her orgasm co-worker had a meltdown and put in her two weeks notice started kicking and throwing crap why someone changed the outfits on the mannequin she had dressed the previous day yikes we have been noticing small mysterious changes over the last months in our office a square of brand-new carpet being torn up and replaced in a hallway the runner in front of the cafeteria disappeared and a few weeks later we got a brand new one the parts of the hallways have been strangely roped off we also just have security cameras installed in all of the walkways the situation was finally brought up and discussed in a private meeting an employee has been pooping randomly throughout the building during business hours these have been the large piles of poop that people have narrowly missed stepping in this is a very professional workplace which makes this entire situation all the more perplexing this person is still on the loose and it could be anyone TL DR our office is currently plagued with a mystery pooper nothing too bad we are chronically understaffed so I'm boycotting some work on purpose like months behind a few projects they expect me to work massive amounts of overtime to catch up but I refuse was promised an assistant back in April and again in July and last month out of Frick's to give if you've got the job security yeah dude trick em it's with my ex co-workers and my bar mates they've all been sleeping with each other and the drama has started to build jealousy and other bulls what used to be a carefree fun zone has turned into people avoiding each other getting into stupid pee matches etc I don't want nothing to do with any of apt crap at some point it's going to blow up and rather be as far away from it as possible when that happens my English teacher is really lazy and didn't feel like grading these papers we wrote but final grades were due so he decided to just not read any of them and give everybody in the whole senior class varying levels of C's students aren't pleased with him the new girl in a CS customer service just kinda joined the other early to mid-20s something ladies at lunch one day without being invited and they are all semi nice so it was no big deal well I guess new girl is a bit of a crap stirrer and has been talking crap to other people about ladies in the group I am so excited to see where this goes this sounds like the beginning of Mean Girls a woman that my work is lying about having cancer she comes up with new sicknesses and pulls out all the time she told us she's pregnant with twins and sent us an ultrasound picture we searched pregnant twins ultrasound on Google and it was on the first page it goes so much deeper than this - she would send pictures of herself dead on the hospital tables from the nurse using her phone to my direct manager we don't know what to do our bosses are telling us to fire her but we can't every time she calls out she has a doctor's note check every single note reply to every text she could just simply be sweet-talking her provider or have simply started writing her own I just started my current job almost two months ago beginning of September since then we've had the head of marketing leave his position come to find out he was not only in charge of much of the company's financing but also the owners who he has been stealing money over $100,000 from the owner opening credit lines in his name draining bank accounts etc not sure how long it's been going on but I did find out that the same guy was in jail from 1994 to 1998 for embezzling over 1 mil not sure why the Frick they hired him here in the first place back in 2003 knowing this I work IT so I've had to spend my time going through his emails and his personal computer and shutting down his access to anything and everything fun stuff to jump into recently everyone taking ap economics at my high school answered on every question of a multiple-choice test to get a curve that gave each of them a 100% lawful evil am i right predictably administration canceled the test both classes received lectures about work ethic instead of economics the next day that takes some dedicated commitment it just takes one person to not do it and make an affricate all up today we introduced a swear jar board with scores I am sitting at one because the two guys who introduced it are jealous pricks and decided that masturbation was swearing just because they were sitting on several points age there's a dude who takes like 30 minutes on the toilet at any one time our office is small and has one cubicle per gender it's actively joked about while he's in the loo then we have to shut up as soon as the hand Rhea goes off not saying this is the same in your case but I am one that spends up to 30 minutes in the bathroom at a time granted I don't often take a lunch break or other breaks and prefer to just eat while I work source have ibis so to set the scene i will fake name the characters at the outset my boss is Megan her husband is Daniel and my colleague is Melissa so this all started about 18 months ago me Megan Daniel and Melissa all work in the same department however Daniel works in a different team because Megan can't be his boss anyway we are all going for a team night out curry karaoke blah blah but Megan can't make it it's so me Daniel and Melissa all go for the curry along with a couple of others come Monday morning Megan calls me into a meeting crying her eyes out because she's convinced Melissa and Daniel slept together on the night out she's absolutely hysterical so I agreed to ask Melissa as were pretty close I asked Melissa who also hysterically cries telling me that Megan is using her power as her boss to push her out of the company and begs me to believe that she didn't sleep with Dan I trust her I mean we've known each other for a long time dan also promises me nothing happened however Megan damned marriage suffered as a result of all the drama months go by Megan becomes really strange starts following Melissa to the bathroom trying to listen to her recorded calls and access her emails I tell her that she can't use her position like this and we do this weekly routine where she cries promises me she won't do it again and she does it again the next week anyway it gets to a point where Melissa can't cope and she resigns Megan walks around all triumphantly dan seems to reconcile with his wife and they start trying for a baby last night melissa posts a picture of an ultrasound clearly stating that it is hasn't Daniels baby it turns out they'd been sleeping together for two years six months off which was prior to their wedding and she lied to me the whole time Megan is obviously devastated walking around like a ghost of herself Daniel thinks it's the funniest thing ever now lives with Melissa and is expecting a child on his anniversary date with Megan which also happens to be Meg's due date with Dan's child I made a complaint to my boss that our only manager has been doing a crappy job everybody was on my side until she had a breakdown and claimed she was ganged up on now everybody is trying to place the blame on me my boss who is getting a divorce is sleeping with my roommate coworker and I am the only one that knows except for all of you kind random strangers I work in a hostel in Amsterdam it's a quick turnaround because we hire travelers who are passing through and we let them work for their bed changing bedsheets and cleaning toilets people usually stay a couple months there's this new guy who everyone loves but I am growing more and more suspicious of him things keep going missing in the rooms that he cleans started off small earphones sunglasses hats last week 150 pounds were stolen and two days later he asked me the exchange rate for 150 pounds two euros he also told me that he is traveling on his brothers Passport using a fake name and was kicked out of his parents house for stealing I don't know who to turn to I like the guy but we can't have a thief working in the building I've got lots of juicy stories we get some crazy characters coming through do something about that don't just be complacent this dude is really freaking crap up we aren't allowed to decorate our cubicles for Halloween until Monday according to a chars email however they have had their decorations and wreaths on their doors for at least a week now post a chars email on their door threatened to report them to HR for violating a chars policies that'll stir the kettle recently three stroke four of the HR staff were either fired or quit within a week in the film industry and I at least am very intrigued last month we hired a new guy kind of a sleeves but we ignored it cause he knows Python better than all of us and we need a Python dude for some reason anyway we have a high school student who runs our phones because it's a low effort job that doesn't require [ __ ] around with the expensive stuff it's mostly low key because the only phone calls we get off from old people who don't know how to computer and the occasional business who hasn't updated their text since Windows XP and doesn't understand why their machines are so slow anyway without getting into specifics dude started hitting on the phone girl about a week ago she's 16 and he's 35 gave her his phone number and asked if she wanted to hang out at his place alone but he totally didn't mean anything like that he said this before anyone even suggested it although we were all thinking it last week he accidentally grabbed her but I've never seen my boss get mad but he laid the dude out with a solid hook to the face and now there are cops the girl is traumatized and will probably quit not that I blame her the dude tested positive for C and my boss tested positive for weed not surprising he's the biggest stoner I've met since college and so since my boss also ins the business someone is either getting a massive promotion which none of us are even remotely qualified for or I am gonna be out of a job soon depending on how court goes I guess we haven't seen him since idk if he's in jail or what tbh we're basically just going through the motions till we find something out fun times you have been visited by the bahama be stay humble and believe in yourself if you are new to the channel you can subscribe I publish new videos every day until then check out another video or don't neither way have a great day you magnificent people

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Length: 21min 7sec (1267 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 17 2019