♪♪ >>PAUL, OUR FEATURED EXTRA IS HERE FOR THE MOTORCYCLE FALLING SCENE. >>OKAY, GREAT. GIVE HER A WATER AND GET HER ON STANDBY. WE'RE JUST WAITING ON LIGHTS. >>NO PAUL, WE GOT STAR FERALDO, THE A-LIST EXTRA. SHE'S LIKE THE JENNIFER LAWRENCE OF STANDING IN THE BACKGROUND AND BARELY BEING SEEN. THE DIRECTOR TOLD US TO TREAT HER VERY WELL. >>OKAY, FINE, WE'RE JUST BEHIND SCHEDULE SO BRING HER IN HERE. >>UM- >>ESCUE ME! STAR FERALDO AIN'T NO REGULAR EXTRA. I DON'T GET BRUNG HERE, OKAY? I COME WHEN I AM GOOD AND READY. LUCKILY FOR YOU I AM ALREADY HERE. >>ALL RIGHT. DO YOU KNOW YOUR ACTION? HAVE YOU EVER DONE THIS BEFORE? >>OH NO. ESCUE ME, YOU REMEMBER JURASSIC WORLD? >>OF COURSE. >>SCENE CITY 7. PTERODACTYL ATTACK, THREE SHOTS OF MY FACE FEATURED EXTRA, BOX OFFICE SMASH. >>GREAT, LET'S HAVE YOU COME OVER HERE- >>THE FILM ANT MAN- >>YEAH. >>SCENE ONE 19, 6.8 SECONDS OF THE BACK OF MY HEAD, UNANTICIPATED SUCCESS. >>AWESOME, OKAY, COOL- >>MISSION IMPOSSIBLE ROGUE NATION- >>I GET IT! >>I MAKE YOUR MONEY. >>YEAH, SHE MAKES OUR MONEY. YEAH. >>BRANDON, HOW ABOUT YOU GO GET STAR A BAGEL? OKAY? >>OH NO. I DON'T DO BAGELS. IT IS BREAD, HAS A HOLE IN IT, AND ISN'T COVERED IN WAXY SPRINKLES, IS A BAGEL, AND LISTEN UP NOW, I DON'T DO BAGELS. >>FINE, NO BAGELS. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? >>SEVEN UP IN A GOLDEN FLASK. >>OKAY, YOU GOT IT. UH, YEAH. >>SO WHAT'S MY ACTION? >>ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GOING TO COME OVER HERE AND TRIP INTO THIS GUTTER- >>OH NO, ESCUE ME, I GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE. OH WAIT, HERE IT IS, OH, LOOK AT IT- OH NO! I DON'T DO FALLING. >>STAR, THAT'S LITERALLY ALL YOUR CHARACTER DOES. >>WELL THEN, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET SOMEBODY ELSE, LIKE MAYBE THAT GIRL 'CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HER PANTS ARE FROM WAL-MART. I BET THEY LIKE SITTING IN THE GUTTER, THEY PROBABLY LIKE, "THANK YOU FOR SITTING HERE. "I REALLY LOVE IT. "IT IS MUCH MORE "PREFERABLE THAN MY PREVIOUS WAL-MART SURROUNDINGS." NO. COME HERE. I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT SO I NEED YOU TO COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER. YOU GOT TO COME- YOU ARE UNDERESTIMATING THE IMPORTANCE OF WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU 'CAUSE YOU ARE NOT CLOSE ENOUGH, OKAY, HERE IT IS. OH NO! I DON'T DO FALLING. >>STAR, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, OKAY? >>IF YOU DON'T WANT STAR HERE, STAR DOESN'T BE HERE. STAR COULD BE CHILLING WITH IGGY AZALEA'S STEP COUSIN ON THE BEACH. >>OKAY, UM, SO WE DIDN'T HAVE A FLASK. >>A CHALICE IS ACCEPTABLE. >>OKAY, GREAT. UH, YEAH. OKAY, SO THE DIRECTOR WANTS TO KNOW HOW STAR IS DOING. HE SAID HE'D COME DOWN IF THERE WERE ANY PROBLEMS. >>[SIGHS] WE'RE FINE, WE'RE JUST WORKING OUT ANOTHER SCENE FOR STAR BECAUSE THIS ONE IS TOO- >>UNSATINARY. >>YEAH. OKAY. HOW ABOUT YOU COME IN TOMORROW MORNING AND WE'LL HAVE A NEW SCENE READY FOR YOU THEN. OKAY? >>[SQUIRTS] OH YEAH, THAT'S REALLY INTERESTING, LET ME JUST CHECK MY PLANNER. WHERE IS IT? OH WAIT, HERE I FOUND IT. OH NO, I DON'T DO MORNINGS. >>STAR, THAT'S THE ONLY TIME WE CAN GET A PICK UP SHOT BEFORE CHRIS EVANS GETS TO SET, OKAY? >>NO, NO, I- I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. YOU WANT ME TO COME IN WHEN THE SUN IN THE EAST AND A CLOCK SAYS 8:00 AM, THAT'S MORNING! I DON'T DO MORNINGS! >>WHEN- >>PAUL! PAUL. PAUL. >>THERE'S A PAUL FALL. >>WHEN IS GOOD FOR YOU, STAR? 11:00 O'CLOCK? >>WELL LET ME JUST- OH, OH WHAT IS THIS? OH, IT'S A LITTLE CATERPILLAR. WHAT'S HE DOING? HE COMING TOWARDS YOU. WHAT YOU GOING TO DO? HE'S STANDING UP! OH NO! I DON'T DO MORNINGS. >>THAT IS VERY LATE MORNING, STAR. >>I KNOW. IT'S STESAME'S STREET STILL ON AND STARBUCKS HAVEN'T RUN OUT OF SCONES, THAT'S MORNING AND SPONTANEOUS DANCE PARTY- NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, OH NO! I DO MORNINGS! >>NOON THEN. COME IN AT NOON, OKAY? OH NO. OH NO, OH NO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING WHEN YOU SAY THESE NUMBERS, BUT LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU. WHEN YOU HEAR BIRDS THAT ARE NOT NOCFERTAL MAKING CHIRPY SOUNDS, WHEN THE SKY IS THE COLOR OF BLUE THAT YOU SEE ON WOMEN WHO SHOP AT OLD NAVY. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, WAL-MART PANTS. WHEN I AM NOT GRAZING YOUR PRESENCE, THAT'S MORNING. AND I- COMING AROUND NOW- DON'T- MAGIC TRICK- DO- CALL YOUR BABY DADDY- MORNINGS! >>YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE FIRED, OKAY? >>PAUL- >>OKAY, NO. >>NO. >>NO, I DON'T CARE. IF SHE'S AN A-LIST EXTRA, WHATEVER THAT NONSENSE IS, IT'S AN EIGHT SECOND SCENE. I CAN GET ANYBODY TO DO IT. YOU, RIGHT HERE. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? >>RUSSELL. >>HAVE YOU EVER ACTED BEFORE? >>YEAH. >>GREAT. COME OVER HERE, FALL, AND WE'LL MOVE ON FROM THIS STUPID SCENE. >>OH NO. >>ACTION! >>BOX OFFICE UNSUCCESS. I LIKE YOU SKINNY BOY, COME WITH ME. >>♪♪ IF YOU DON'T ♪ ♪ WANT STAR HERE, ♪ ♪ STAR DON'T ♪ ♪ HAVE TO BE HERE. ♪ ♪ STAR COULD BE CHILLING ♪ ♪ WITH IGGY AZALEA STUCK ♪ ♪ THERE ON THE BEACH. ♪ ♪ STAR DON'T DO FALLING! ♪ ♪ STAR DON'T DO MORNINGS. ♪ ♪ STAR DON'T DO BAGELS ♪ ♪ UNLESS IT HAS SPRINKLES, ♪ ♪ THEN IT'S CALLED A DONUT ♪ ♪ AND I'LL EAT IT ALL UP. ♪ ♪ DING A LING-LING ♪ ♪ DANG DANG DANG. ♪ ♪ DING A LING-LING ♪ ♪ DANG DANG DANG. ♪ ♪ DIDA-LING, DIDA-LING, ♪ ♪ DIDA-LING, DING DING. ♪♪ [PERCUSSIVE SOUNDS] NOW STOP!
I love studio C!
Gotta love Studio C!!
I remember this one. Back in the glory days of studio c.