-To the right, to the right, right there right there
Okay, down. Down slow -Okay what---
-Slowly... Okay that's its butt. That's its butt right there! Right there! YESS!! Yess! *cheering* All right, next one. - Okay... just like that... Oh yeah... That's the spot... Oh my God! Oh my God yeah! Like that! - Haiiii! Doing the SEX! [INTRO MUSIC] [Music] [Phone rings] - Hey Mom! No, I'm just studying... Hold on. Hey can you turn that down a bit?
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just studying right now. Yeah, I'll be home in a bit. No I swear. I'm just studying. Okay. Bye Hey, Mom! I am studying. Yes, STUDYING! Homework! No! No music... No! Promise! Studying! I can't hear you, okay,
so I'll talk to you later. Okay, bye! *Screams* Let's get druuuunk! - Yo, go to the top,
- No you go left, I'll go right man - Dude I always go left, you go left!
- Can you go left please? - No!
- Come on, man! - Stupid! - YO, remember those girls we saw at that party yo?
- Of course I remember the girls! Bros! [phone rings]
- Oh shit... - it's my dad, still.
Dan: Man, f*ck that guy, man! We don't need him!
- YO!!!! [Scream about shots and alcohol] Hey Aunty-ji, I'm Jaz's boyfriend, it's so nice to meet you! Jaz's told me so much about you. YO! Aunti-ji! Yo, dab me, you know what I mean, I'm Jaz's boyfriend! I brought a little gift. Let's get lit! [Screams] Grab this, let me sniff your hair...
Ah! Smells nice! Come come come. Oye, Jaz, did you turn the heat on again?! Oh my God, 25?!? You think I'm made of money?! What I'm gonna do? It's so hot in here! - Oye, turn it down!
- Okay, man, I'm sorry, wasn't even that loud! [MUSIC] Okay... 3 hours of studying DONE! Ten minutes phone break! Hey! Aren't supposed to be studying.
Jaz: Yeah, I'm just taking a ten minutes break. I've been studying for 3 hours. - Ten-minute break! You probably didn't even start, did you now?
- Mom, seriously, I literally just took a break! I've been studying ALL day! - You know what? I'm sick of everything. You never call, you never clean, you never doing your homework... I don't even know what you do in school. What are you doing? What are you in school for? I don't understand You know what? I should take your phone away. You're a disgrace! You disgrace the family. I don't know what to do anymore! - Yo!
- Oh! Hello! Thank you very much for watching today's video! Hope you guys enjoy it.
- Are you gonna talk normally or no? - Okay.
- Okay! [laughter]
- Thank you guys so much for watching todays' video! We wanted to talk to you guys real quick, because we never get the chance to. - We don't! We just want to say: Thank you guys so much for getting us to over 900 thousand subscribers - 900,000, that's crazy! - What?! This has been crazy, thank you guys so much for watching every single week. 2018 about to be lit Harjit: A million subscribers coming soon, you already know! - Real soon!
- Real soon! - Let's roll that outro!
PEACE! [OUTRO MUSIC]
