- Jaz!! - JAAAZ! - Yeah, what's up?
- Ok, I'm on log in screen. - What do I do now?
- Oh, just type the password and press "enter" - Ok, thank you thank you... Password... Enter! Huh?! JAAAZ! IT'S NOT WORKING! Maybe I spell it wrong... OYE! Clean your room!
- But my room's clean... *dramatic sound* *dramatic sound again* *dramatic sound once again* Very good! Very good! Nice! Where are my jeans? - Hey Mom, have you seen my jeans anywhere?
- What jeans? - They're like blue, they have rips in them.
- Oh those one? They have rips in them! I threw them away.
- You threw them out, why?!? - Mom! Those are $99!
- Oh, don't worry, I'll take you to Wal-Mart There are very nice jeans there. And they're on sale too. [frustrated grunt] HARJIT! COME HERE NOW! [echoes] *DRAMATIC MUSIC* *praying to god silently* - Yeah, Dad, you called?
- Just turn the TV on, okay? - JAZ! The food is ready, come!
- I'm coming! The food is on the table! It'll be cold! Come now! Okay, I'm coming! Hello? You think I'm stupid? I can't even see you. Oh my God! Mom! There's no food on the table! Ya, it'll be ready in five minutes, sit down. Gosh, you do this every single day! Stupid idiot... - But Dad, give me one good reason why I can't go.
- Uhh, because I said so. - WHY?!
- Because I said so. - Okay, then I stay so that I can't go. Well, I said so that you can't go, so no. - I say so that you can't say so that I can't go.
- SHUT UP! - So... Can I go?
- No. [grunts] Oh my God!
- Stupid idiot. Huh! Wow! Hmph! - What?
- All you do, phone! All you do is phone phone phone, everyday, tic tic tic with all of your friends, huh! Nothing else to do? No mowing the lawn, nothing else Just phone! Huh?! Nothing else?! Did you know phone cause cancer? Huh? Did you know? No! Because you're a stupid idiot guy, you know nothing, okay? Nothing! You know nothing!
- Okay, I'm sorry, my bad... Stupid! Stupid! Hey! Why you no accept friend request, huh? My daughter Jaz has two jobs, I know, two jobs, she's a very busy girl. She's actually right here, you want to talk to her? Yeah, sure, she'd love to talk to y... JAZ?! HELLO?! JASLEEN! *car zooming* Oye! Your aunty from India is on the phone, she wants to talk to you. Where are you going? Hello?! Your aunty from India! Aye yaar! *watching youtube* Hu-hum! - What's up homies?!
- WHAT'S UUP?! - Happy Two Year Anniversary!
- 2 years ago, today... ...we uploaded our very first video ever! - I can't believe it's been two years.
- And in honor of our two year anniversary... We are having our first giveaway... ...And we're giving away two Beats EP black headphones! We just bought it with all of our money, so I hope you guys like this! - To win the headphones, all you have to do is two things, a'ight? Number one: make sure you subscribe. And number two: Comment two things: one: how long you've been a homie; and two: what's your favorite video And comment as many times as you want, cause the more you comment, the more chances you have to win. And we'll announce the winners on next week's video! - A'ight then!
- A'ight then! PEACE!! [OUTRO MUSIC]
