- Wasn't class supposed to
start like 10 minutes ago. - Yeah, where's the teacher? (phone chimes) - Okay. There we go. Hi class. Okay. So, Oh, I think I should be here. Is that good? Can you guys hear me? - Yeah, we can hear you miss. - We can hear you. - Hello, is anybody there? Can you guys hear me? - We can hear you.
- I can't hear you guys. Guys, you got to make sure
that you're not muted. - We're not muted. - Turn, try turning your volume up. - Oh, Oh. Sorry. My volume was turned down. Okay. I'm sorry. All right, guys. I'm going to quickly share
my screen for today's lesson. Let me just do that for you. So this is the first lesson. It's a lot easier than last week's, as you guys will see here, there's a bunch of equations. And then lesson number two
is a little more difficult. Can you guys see that? Oh my God. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Sorry guys. How do I turn this off? Okay, oh my God. What's happening? - So is class over? - I guess. - Okay, as I was saying, world war two was a global war that lasted from 1939 to 1945. - Oh my God. You forgot to do the laundry. - Guys, just give me one second. Okay, I'm sorry. I thought I done told you to not come into my office when I'm teaching. This is the reason we're
getting a divorce, hey. Just let you know, this is the reason. You know how many girls in this class, want me? I don't need you. You think I need you? I don't. So don't act up when you're in my presence and leave my office, ayt? Piss me off now. I'm so sorry about that guys. Okay, so as I was... (dramatic drops begin) - You weren't muted. - We're just going through
some things, you know? - Mm-hmm. - Hey guys, sorry. Oh, sorry guys. Hey, I'll be your math teacher. I'm just trying to figure
out the zoom stuff. So my name is Ms. Seine. I just want to confirm that all of you guys
have your textbooks... (upbeat guitar music) Hargy and Eric, are you guys good? Did you guys doze off? - You want me to take my clothes off miss? Okay. - Clothes off, right? Clothes off? - No, no, no, no, no, wait,
what? No, not your clothes off. I said doze off. Did you guys doze off? That's not appropriate. - So I'm doing my project
on the reasons why The Office is better than Friends. Reason number one, Steve Carell is the greatest of all time. And he also... Sir, are you drinking
during my presentation? - Yes. I'm drinking my coffee. Continue Jazz. - Okay, anyways, reason number two is that no one and nothing is
a funnier in this world than Dwight Schrute. I've done my research and
he is statistically... - Sir, are you popping
tequila shots at 10 am? Are you good? - Tequila shot? No, I
didn't take a tequila shot. No, I'm a professional adult, okay? And stop interrupting Jazz please. Come on guys, okay? - Is that a bong beside you? - This, a bong, no. Guys, come on. This is clearly a vase, like, obviously a vase. - In conclusion, Jim and Pam
over Monica and Chandler. - The (bleep) you guys looking at? - All right class, let's get started. - Is everything okay miss? - Nothing is okay. I can barely pay my rent. I hate this job, I hate you guys. Every single one of you stupid idiot. Look at me, I'm a TikTok whatever. Nobody loves me anymore. My dog doesn't even love me. - We love you though. - Do I care about your love? I don't. I just want someone to hold me. You know, touch me, and then do a little, spank me once in a while. But no. Is that too much to ask, just one little spank, a little bit? - Hey class, does anyone know how to do this screen share thing? I can't figure it out. - Oh yeah, sir. Just press alt @ four real quick. - Do I look stupid to you? You think I don't know
how to use a computer? - I was just joking. - Just because I'm your
teacher doesn't mean I won't mess all of you up. I have your addresses, okay? I know where your parents are. I know what puppies you have. I've killed people before. Anyways, we're going to
talk about polar bears. So flip to chapter seven, please guys. Thank you so much. - What's up guys. - What's goodie baby! - Thank you for watching today's video. Make sure you hit it with a like and a subscribe and a comment. - All that stuff. And I hope you guys enjoyed it, let us know if you're
excited to be back in school. I'm sure everyone's going
to say no, but you know, there might be a couple of people. - Yeah. - Were you one of those
people that are like, Yo, I can't wait to go back to school? - No. - No, right. Thank God. - Oh, first things first, we got a P.O box. - Yeah.
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