- So I think we're pretty
relationship goals. - Why? - Because we're not one
of those annoying couples that do those really
stupid things all the time. For example, those couples
that break up all the time and then they're back together. Like one minute, they're broken up. Just leave. Leave, don't ever come back. And here is all your shit. - Okay, fine, I can get
better girls anyways. - Fine, I never want
to see you ever again. And then the next minute,
they're back together. (knocking) - Hey, before you say anything, I just wanted to say I'm so sorry and I got you these flowers. Forgive me? - Oh, of course. Come in, come in. I'm so sorry. I honestly love you so much. (door banging) - I'm just saying, that if you're gonna
break up once a month, maybe you shouldn't be dating. - Facts. What about those couples
that hold hands 24/7? You can let go of each other. It's not the end of the world, I promise. (upbeat music) (water running) (stomping) (birds chirping) (upbeat music) - You guys do realize there
is a whole couch here, right? - Yeah.
- Yeah. (upbeat music) Do you talk shit behind my back, Jaz? - No, I talk shit to your face. - That's how it should be, right? I hate it when people come to me with their relationship problems. You guys are in the relationship. There's two of you. Talk to each other, solve your problems. Don't come to me, please. Thank you. - For real, don't go to him
because he sucks at advice. - I'm the best at advice, Jaz. I take it back, come to
me with your problems. I will solve them. - Okay, cut to the scene. - I will solve them. - Cut to the scene. - Bro, I am so done with Jaz, man. - Why, what happened? - Where do I start? This girl is always
complaining about something, she never knows what she wants to eat and she takes 17 hours to get ready. Why? It makes no sense. - Wow, okay. So that's what you think about me? - No, no, no. We weren't talking about you! - Yeah, that's what I think. - And here we go again. - Honestly, if you have something
to say, say it to my face. - I'll say it to your face right now. You drive me crazy! - Oh, okay, I drive you crazy? What about all the shit that you do? - Like what? - Like, I don't know, play PS4 all day while I make you food? You leave your beard hair everywhere that I have to clean up, and don't think I don't see you checking out girls all day, every day. - Okay, I'm not gonna stand
here and be disrespected in front of my best friend, okay? - Well, little do you know, your best friend talks shit
about you all the time. - Bro, seriously? I thought we were boys! (crunching) - You know when people
get into relationships and they completely ditch their friends? - Yes. - Right? I hate those people. - I hate them. - They're the worst. So picture this: imagine you are having a conversation with your friend, and they're telling you
something really serious, like: - So, yeah, my dog has cancer and there's nothing we can do about it. It's like he's getting
sick as each day goes by. - And then you, being the person
that's in the relationship, isn't even paying
attention to them at all. Oh, man, that sucks,
what are you gonna do? - Are you texting someone? - Ah yeah, I was just texting
Harjit, but I'm listening. I'm so glad that your
dog is getting better. - Jaz, I just told you he's not
getting better, he's getting (phone ringing)
sicker and sicker. - Oh, sorry, hold that thought Tia. It's my bae. Hey, babe. Oh, no. Oh, I'm so sorry. Okay, I'll be right there. Okay, love you, bye. - Is everything okay? Is he okay? - Yeah, it was just Harjit. He's just feeling really lonely right now, so I'm gonna go spend some time with him, but I'm so glad that your
dog is feeling better. - I just told you he's not good. - Yeah, so he's doing
good, that's awesome. So happy for you. - Jaz! - [Jaz] Bye! - God. - Just because you're in a relationship doesn't mean you get a free
pass to ditch your friends. So, honestly, here's to all of the friends I've lost to relationships. Rest in peace. - This is a bit overdramatic, Jaz. - Well, you know, it's
a serious problem, okay? - Okay, so I'm not gonna lie, me and Jaz do this next one all the time. I'm not even gonna explain it. Here it is. Yo, it's finally boys'
night man, I'm hyped! - You didn't invite
your girlfriend, right? - Why would I invite my
girl to a boys' night? Come on!
- That's what I'm talking about! (ominous music) I thought you said you didn't
invite your girlfriend, man. - What do you mean? That's not my girl. That's my boy, Jazzy. - That's Jaz with a hat on. - If that was Jaz with a hat on, why does he have a deep voice? - Yo, yo, what's good? - I'm out, man. - Bro, why you gotta be like that? - Yeah, man, it's boys' night! - Jaz! - Oh, yeah, man, it's boys' night! Good? - To be fair, we work together, and we have the same friends, but I don't crash boys' night
all the time, only sometimes. - Yeah. - Right?
- That's fine. - Exactly.
- Yeah. - But at least we're not the TMI couple. - Oh my God. The TMI couple. Too much information. Keep it to yourself. - Keep it to yourself. - Take it away. - Yeah. - Thank you. (phone ringing) - Hey, Jaz. - Hey, I'm so sorry I missed your call. Me and Harjit were just having sex. - Oh, okay. I just wanted to ask if
you wanted to go shopping. - Oh, man, I would, but I'm pretty tired from all that sex I just had
with my boyfriend, Harjit. You've met him, right? He's so good in bed. - Okay, so, no mall? - Actually, you know what? I do need to go to the mall. We're almost out of condoms, but let me let you know in an hour? - Yeah, that's fine. - Okay, awesome. I'm gonna go recover from
all that sex I just had by having more sex. Bye. - What the fuck? - And this video's done. - But don't leave yet because we have some exciting news for you guys. - And the exciting news is that we both have Instagram accounts and you should follow them. - Exactly! Mine's here and Harjit's is here, and I'm so sorry we
made you stay for that, but subscribe, and post
notification our channel, and do all that shit. - And also let us know if we missed any types of relationships,
comment them below, let us know.
- Yeah. - Let us know the types
of people you hate. - I'm actually curious to
see what you guys think on what kind of relationship
me and Harjit have, 'cause we don't really show
our real relationship online. Like, what do you think? Do you think we fight? Do you think we don't fight? Do you think we're,
like, just best friends? Let us know in the comment
section below what you think. We will see you guys next Monday, 5:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. - Don't forget. - Stay true to you. - And stop giving a fuck. - And, once again, we're
gonna see you next week. Peace. ♪ I've been working away ♪ ♪ Don't care what they say ♪ ♪ I do what I want ♪ ♪ And I don't take off a day ♪ ♪ So I just said what I make ♪ ♪ It's fuck what they say ♪ ♪ Do what I want ♪ ♪ And I don't care what they say ♪ ♪ 'Cause I been ♪
