If Your Girlfriend Was A Gangster

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- Hey, wait. Hey, wait, let's go. - I'm 'bout to wait on. - And, bang! (laughs) - Damn, I can't believe you beat me like 20 times now, man. - Bro, you're trash. My girl could beat you at Mario Kart. - Yo, I just took in that we've never met your girl before. - Yeah, why you hiding your girlfriend from us? - I'm not trying to hide my girl. You'll see her when you see her. Relax. (menacing hip-hop music) - Yo, Harjit, what the fuck? - What? - You know what. - No, I don't. - You didn't tell me that the boys were coming through tonight! Yo, white boy, just to let you know, I don't like no snitches around here, aight? - Is that a gun? - Yo, what's up my guy? Yo, you look like you get high as a kite on the regs. - Nah, I don't smoke weed. - You ain't gotta lie to me. Look, we fam, aight? You ever need some shit, you holla at me. - Oh, Lynn, I could go for some weed. - Shut up, white boy! - Gotchu, aight? Yo, whassup MTV, come through. It's your girl, Jazzy Jaz, in the house. Yo, you know the first thing we have in my house is a bottle of vino! I usually have henny on deck, but you know, we got all wild last night. Yo, come through, come through, come through. Yo, we got the off-white! Yo, Virgil's my homeboy, B! So, if you ever need a plug, I got you. Yo, let's talk about my chains for a second. ♪ Yo, I wear every single chain ♪ ♪ Even when I'm in the house ♪ ♪ Yo, word up to Drizzy Drake ♪ (record scratching) - What are you doing? - It's MTV Cribs, babe. Yo, go back inside. - Listen, this isn't MTV Cribs. This is your boy. - No, it's MTV, I'm just manifesting my dreams! - We're not doing this right now. It's 12 o'clock at night, I gotta go to work in the morning. - Babe, just let me, let me just-- - No, no, leave. Can you please go? Sir? - Yo, you're such a buzzkill! - Can you go, let's go, please, I'm not-- - No, stay here! - No, get get out bro. Get out, let's go, leave. - Yo, come through, come through, got Drizzy Drake in the house. - Drizzy Drake is not in the, Drake is not here. Please, thank you, bye, bye, peace out. - Yo fam, this menu is mad confusing. - Why, it's in English. - Nah, it says putanay here. That sounds French to me. - Jaz, it's poutine. - That's what they want you to think. You're expecting fries and gravy, and then bam! You got a fish head with eyeballs coming out of it. - So, are we ready to order? - Yeah, yo, Doggy, listen. I want some of that putanay, and some of that frah-grah-pah shit right here, and listen, look, Daggy. I got mob ties, so you better come through with that good shit, aight? - Uh, sorry sir, what she meant was she wants a poutine. Can you actually just make that two poutines, please? - Bro, it's called putanay. Yo, I got you though. Two putanays coming up. Huh, fragonfra! - Doggy right here. Told you it was called putanay, dummy. Aight lets do this - Let's see it yo! - Yo Danny I got this - That was a foul! - No foul! - That was a foul! - No foul, what? Get off me, no fouling! (woman and men shouting) - I know where you live, I know where you live! - No foul, no foul! No foul, ah, no foul, no foul! (hip hop music) ♪ Yo, yo. You already know who it is ♪ ♪ Jazzy Jaz, I run these streets ♪ ♪ I got white boy Danny in the house ♪ ♪ Got Ravier Rose ♪ (hip-hop music abruptly stops) - What are you doing? I have to go to work. - Cut. - Yeah ima go deal with this shit aight? You guys chill. - Babe, I'm gonna be late for work. - Babe, your thinking short term here. Look, Drake's gonna see this mix tape, he's gonna sign me, I'ma be a millionaire! Do you think I wanna do this hood shit forever? - You don't wanna do this hood shit forever. - Yeah so are you gonna ride with me or what? - I'm gonna ride wit you! - Alright sick! (hip hop music) ♪ Yo, yo, you already know who it is ♪ ♪ Jazzy Jazz ♪ ♪ I run these streets ♪ ♪ I got white-boy Danny in the house ♪ ♪ I got Ravier Rose ♪ ♪ Let's go ♪ (bleep) Thug life all day B. - Yeah we're just gonna do one large pizza, Jazz do you want anything else? - Yo bare mushrooms on my pizza dog! - I'm gonna call you back. Did you write thug-life on your stomach? - No. What you talking bout? - You wrote thug-life on your stomach with marker! - Babe no I didn't! - I'm telling everyone - Babe no-- - I'm telling everyone! - No, please! (hip-hop music) ♪ I've been working away, don't care what they say ♪ ♪ I do what I want, and I don't take off a case ♪ ♪ So I deserve what I make, it's fuck what they say ♪ ♪ Do what I want, and I don't care what they say ♪ ♪ Cos I've been-- ♪
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Channel: youtwoTV
Views: 2,331,218
Rating: 4.8894796 out of 5
Keywords: youtwotv, youtwo, sincerelyjaz, harjit was here, whereisharjit, harjit, jaz, all that jaz, YouToo, youtootv, you too tv, you too vlogs, you two vlogs, gangster, girlfriend, boyfriend, dating, couple, relationship, gangsta, thug, if your girlfriend, if your boyfriend
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Length: 4min 44sec (284 seconds)
Published: Mon Oct 08 2018
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