What Is The Most Disgusting Thing That Has Ever Happened To You?

nsw what is the most disgusting thing that has ever happened to you when i was 16 i had a wound vac on my leg one of the tubes got clogged with a piece of me and it flooded my bed all night when i woke up i was covered in smelly rotting fluids that was myself as a nurse i see many gross things but what sticks worse in my mind is this one patient that was admitted during my shift he looked pretty unkempt and dirty and probably homeless him being diabetic i had to assess his feet i start pulling off his socks and a big cloud of dead skin flakes are up like spores all around us in my state of shock i unintentionally gasp and i inhale a bunch of this dude's dirty dead skin flakes i politely left the room and ran to wash out my mouth when i think about it i can still taste them my aunt worked haiku for 25 years as a nurse she did a weight to doctor dressing on a lady who had a gangrenous foot she pulled the doctor dressing off and the lady's toes came with i've been a cna for a little over a year and i've seen and smelled my fair share of growth as well haha emtf here had a run to a 400 pound woman who was septic because of an infected hernia wound on her stomach we went to roll her on her side during our assessment and grand grenius puss dumped out of her wound all over my pants only time i have ever actually thrown up from a run my dog ate a bunch of cat turds and vomited it on my pillow at two in the morning which is maybe not the absolutely most disgusting thing to have ever happened to me did i sleep like the dead and nothing will wake me up faster than the sound of a dog her king her king that is the perfect word for it [Music] one monday morning about five of my sailors are climbing all over each other to tell me this story meanwhile one guy is desperately trying to stop them and insisting that it's not true sir i am instantly intrigued so a group of my guys have a weekend-long party at some girl's apartment long story short they end up running an unprotected train on said girl needless to say there was a lot of booze involved and one of my sailors mister it's not true surpasses out in the hallway of the apartment he's laying there on his back between the bedroom and the bathroom when said girl decide she needs a break from the action she's walking naked to the bathroom and steps over sleeping beauty who is happily snoring away this is where crap gets awful as she steps over him a blob of mixed love fluids drops out of her and right into passed out guys open mouth it must have been a significant amount because passed out guy wakes up in a panic gagging and spitting i nearly gagged when they told me in to this day the thought of it makes me a little queasy tl dr guy passes out at party orgy girl steps over him love fluids fall out of her and into his mouth five of your sailors were eager to tell you they ran an unprotected train on the same girl i will never understand sailors man i picked up a bottle of wine and my old best friend's bedroom i took a swig and realized that it was not wine but urine he was just too lazy to go to the bathroom so he pee in the wine bottle instead a lot of people in the marine corps smoke or dip tobacco a lot of the ones that dip will spit into gatorade or soda bottles i may have been drunk enough to not pay attention to what i was picking up and inadvertently drank someone else's dip spit i also may have been drunk enough to just gut it take a huge pull off my beer and then proceed to vomit violently i once woke up as i was vomiting laying on my back i only had time to close my eyes before it all came crashing down i had to shower wash my hair change the bedding and wash the wall from the splashing my 13 year old son ran into the bathroom while i was on the pot he pulled his pants down and was going to fart on me i swung at him to make him leave my fist hit him in the butt and he proceeded to unload massive amounts of crap all over my arm and bare legs i was so shocked and disgusted that i puked in my own lap he saw all of this and puked on me as well the aristocrats i had a cyst near my coccyx burst the smell from the pus instantly made me puke all down myself which in turn made me puke though this time more accurately with about half of it in the toilet and half of it on me so i was basically covered in puke whilst standing in puke with foul smelling pus running down my ass two-stroke ten would not do again had a pregnant spider thrown on me in middle school by and butthole and it had a bunch of babies on me spent like 10 minutes getting them off of me all of my limbs just started to curl up in fear well long story short i was in the backseat of my dad's car with my dad driving and my sister sitting shotgun i was sitting behind my sister without warning my sister rolls down her window on the interstate mind you and tried to throw up i guess she didn't know how aerodynamics work and had half of the vomit fly back and land on my face freaking nasty long story short version sister puked out window came in my window and hit me a buddy and i were drinking at our place with a female friend i got super trashed and went to bed i was woken up to her climbing on top of me trying to straddle my face i did the polite thing and ate her out then gave her a poke she turned to me after and said thanks for finishing me off buddy the next morning how do i taste i had a fetish for corn dogs when i was 13. i microwaved three i ate one bit into the second and noticed a weird taste it was really gross almost like snot mixed with puke i was dipping it in sweet baby raised barbecue sauce that crap is overpowering i swallowed down the first bite and looked at the corn dog to see what the frick was up it was green and black i cried it was rotten as frick it was so gross i cried and screamed it was in my tummy but i also had a fear of puking so that wasn't an option it took me six years to eat another i can't do it without peeling away the breading i refused to do it any other way i ended up working in a butcher shop from 1921 occasionally a piece of meat would fall into the machine that wraps the packages without the rapper guy noticing so every month we pulled apart the machine for inspection every time i'd find a pork chop or a steak in the same condition as the corn dog logic tells me in the factory a corn dog fell on the floor stay there for two weeks at minimum before some crap stain employee picks it up and throws it back into the cycle i eat about a lot but that corn dog doesn't even compare well i like eating butt so it's cool but still one time i cracked an egg onto a hot griddle and a blackbird fetus started sizzling a putrid stench all over my house now i crack each egg into a bowl individually before adding into wherever it's supposed to go sorry you had to eat your misfortune but maybe it's better that you stopped eating three corn dogs at a time it happened to me about five hours ago in a public toilet i had to reach into the toilet paper dispenser to obviously get some tp some butthole had put a turd in the dispenser and i unwillingly got a handful of it people are see threw up a burrito into my hands while tripping on acid and didn't know what to do with it so i threw it on my bed where i tossed and turned all night trying to get some sleep our throwing up burrito stories i threw one up into a cardboard box a new hairdryer had come in knowing i wouldn't make it to the bathroom well the box completely collapsed when i picked it up to throw it out half digested chili verde new carpet is no bueno me and my friend were sharing a room at a hotel we got some pizza and then went to sleep middle of the night i wake up and i'm super hungry but i don't want to wake my friend up so i eat some of the leftover pizza in the dark it tasted a little weird but i figured that was because it was like six hours old the next day we get up and the rest of the pizza i'd eaten is covered in ants so i got an extra dose of protein that night better than roaches i mean as far as insects go ants are pretty alright they don't have huge sack-like bodies brimming with bug juices they are just little crunchy pizza toppings went to the city to see my favorite basketball team play for the first time ever caught the train and after the trip i needed to pee so i went into the train station bathroom with my brand new nike basketball shoes by the way and started to pee in one of the cubicles there was this huge stench of crap and i assumed it was because someone had just done one in this cubicle then all of a sudden a pair of underpants gets flung under the cubicle wall into my cubicle and they are filled with crap no joke it narrowly misses my brand new shoes and the whole situation is so gross i just backed out and ran out of the toilet blood clots from my sinuses i have chronic sinusitis so weird crap is always coming out of my face the worst one was when i was in ninth grade and getting over a combination strep throat sinus infection double whammy i had a massive massive headache and it felt like my face was going to explode i was so stuffed up i was trying to blow my nose to get some gunk out and then i sneezed really freaking hard and something moved the pressure on one side of my face moved down a bit i blew my nose again and again and the pressure was moving from my forehead down my nose until another massive sneeze the second sneeze resulted in bloody chunks flying everywhere and blood pouring from my nostril with the force of niagara falls for a split second i thought i had actually sneezed part of my brain out the pressure on one side of my face was gone but at what cost i was covered in blood the bedroom wall i was facing was covered in blood my bedspread was covered in blood it looked like i had birthed a monster from my nostrils naturally i screamed for my mom who came running and also screamed at what looked like a murder scene i stuck my face in the sink and ran cold water from me while the bloody gunk drained weeping softly until i was all cleaned up the next day i was at school the other side of my face still under intense pressure then once again i suffer from a massive sneeze and once again something moved i grabbed the tissue box in the classroom and waited for the inevitable to happen as something moved around in my head i was full of dread and already had a tissue prepared sadly i wasn't fast enough sneezed and once again blood shot everywhere from my poor face mum came and picked me up early and took me to the doctor and i spent the rest of the afternoon with lights and tubes shoved up my nose trying to figure out what the heck happened this still happens from time to time but it never had that scale anymore and now it's usually just one nostril that the beast inhabits heck it happened just last weekend when i first woke up wake up god i'm stuffy a jew murder scene on my pillow i hate my life holy crap you really sound like you need a good end doctor and probably surgery my problems were nowhere near as bad as yours and my surgery made all the difference in the world i rarely ever get sick and when i do i never feel that awful pressure anymore just basic sniffles and sore throat if you're near cali by any chance pm me i can recommend my miracle doc to you i was being a bored teenager and i jumped off a 15-foot roof i fell forward upon landing into a decomposing putrid rabbit carcass i was working at a slaughterhouse once moving a load of pig into the truck these were big 150 200 pound pigs that had been skinned and cleaned out such animals cannot ever touch the ground obviously and there is a metal hanger of sorts that goes between their hind legs and through the split leg bones to hold up the weight now the only way to really move these heavy pigs from the rail system that they dangle from overhead to a waiting truck is to manually wrap your arms around the carcass in a bear hug deadlift with your legs and walk the 200 pound load over to the truck where a crew is waiting with a hook to catch the pig on the rail system they have in the truck as you can probably tell from the moment you lift the pig to the moment it is safely on the hook in the truck nothing can go wrong otherwise the pig goes on the floor and has to be destroyed we had done a good 30 or 40 pigs already and i reached for the next one and prepared to make a lift as i started my bear hug and lifted with my legs this shifted some of the body fluids in the animal a large part abscess in the real leg which was hanging over my head as i began to lift burst about a quarter pint of rancid pass exploded onto my face as i was in the middle of the lift i couldn't drop it the crew in the truck gasped in horror as i blindly attempted to walk across the suspended ramp between the building and the truck with a 200 pound lift in progress there was no alternative i had to finish the transit with no way to get any of this stuff off of my face my brain decided not to process anything that was happening at this point i squeezed my eyes and mouth shut as hard as i could and tried to get to the truck with my load blindly as i shuffled my way across the ramp and finally dropped the pig onto the hook my crew descended on me with towels to clean the disgusting situation off of me i had shuffled through half of the building with pass from my forehead to my chin covering my eyes and mouth and no one was able to help or interfere in any way lest i drop a rather expensive amount of meat one of the guys on the truck watching me actually puked to his credit my boss gave me a 50 buck bonus out of his pocket that day the first time i tried riding back doors with my ex-girlfriend was after dinner and drinks one night i went in lubed slowly and things seemed to be going fine nothing mind-blowing but hey we tried it i started going slightly faster and faster and i accidentally pulled out quickly and she crap all over the place the sight followed by the smell made me instantly vomit all over her back which caused her to vomit all over the place too crap and vomit everywhere zero stroke ten never tried riding back doors again you literally freaked the crap out of her to happen to me waking up to a sick wife from drinking the night before leaving a sink full of vomit she was on the toilet so she decided sink was the next best option which i had to clean up a thing i've done probably get so drunk that i started vomiting on myself and ended up having hands full of vomit to tidy up maybe we should stop drinking it sounds like you two need more practice i can't exactly recall the most disgusting thing but the other morning i trusted a fart a little too much while i was standing in the kitchen in my old loose pair of boxes making coffee a nice little 50 stroke 50 liquid solid wet slug of poop shot out and made an audible splat on the kitchen floor fiance saw it dog tried to lick it up cleaned it up went and threw my underwear away and walked my naked butt with a crap streak stained down the back of my leg into the bathroom for a quick shower my fiance was about to suffocate she was laughing so hard in recent memory grabbing the handle to exit the restroom in the supermarket there was a hidden piece of gum on the backside of the handle when i had to pull the door open my mom had an english bulldog that would wait at the front door to until she let him out to pee one day she was late for their evening routine and my brothers and i were running wild through the house i managed to pass mojo while running full speed into the granite covered entryway as soon as i hit the tile my foot slipped from under me causing my legs to fly forward to land perfectly on my back in a puddle of hot pee i found an old cm rag and proceeded to smell check it i inhaled my own cm that had turned into dust and i started wretching and coughing the dust became stuck in the back of my throat and i tasted myself for two hours you when i was born i was born into a toilet this was during the o.j simpson trials so the hospital staff had their attention to that my mom had to use the restroom and during this ordeal i popped out i never heard the details but from what my grandmother told me she was the one who saved me from drowning in poop and water i was born into crab i had to remove maggots with iodine from a chicken's butt with tweezers for 40 minutes or so you actually should give your chickens baths from time to time contrary to popular belief also iodine makes maggots want to flee a wound making them easier to remove but it will ruin that smell for you forever chicken lived i was 15 and had a bunch of friends over to watch a movie and we were eating snacks my boyfriend pulls me aside and leans in to give me my first ever french kiss he had braces and unbeknownst to me a lot of the trail mix had gotten stuck in them when he opened his mouth and moved his tongue onto mine a chunk of chewed snack came with it and went into my mouth too nastiest freaking thing that's happened to me this is pretty tame it's saliva and trail mix while kissing you already got a saliva unless you really don't like trail mix about an hour ago i was biking and i went through a swarm of bugs or like mosquitoes i don't know what anyway one got in my eye and i could feel this squirming around until i'm drowned or whatever in high school drama class sitting next to my best friend someone behind us had somehow manages to silently hawk a logie and spit it onto her shoulder we're talking a pretty sizable globule of green and yellow phlegm i notice it and freak out which makes her notice it and freak out and she tried to wipe it off on me she managed to get a bunch on me too we never did find out who did it walking down a windy boardwalk in ocean city murrayland guy in front of me asked a giant cigarette ash right into my mouth burned tasted salty and bitter at the same time ran to the beach to throw up was drunk and underage got arrested bad day i was sick with something and while on the toilet my boss was running like a faucet i suddenly had to vomit i tried to make it in between my thighs but it just got all over them in a huge crowd for kendrick lamar at a music festival girl beside me is my best friend's girlfriend not a huge fan of her but whatever she coughs and it turns into her throwing up all down the side of my shirt right arm and leg i just looked at her and gave her the most hateful look i could produce i was working in the dish room in a cafeteria it had this big trough that recycled dirty water for you to brush dirty dishes before you put them in the dishwasher one time i was talking to somebody and something fell into the trough a big splash of water went straight in my mouth i had to perform a barium animal on an older gentleman now usually this entails inserting a balloon-lined hose into the rectum and inflating the balloon to prevent an accidental release fill the colon with a milky barium solution and take radiographs in a perfect world after the imaging you can release the pressure on the balloon tell the patient to hobble to the bathroom nearby and relieve the pressure in this particular case the patient had a rather large section of his colon removed and defecated through a stoma in his side into a colostomy bag so balloon ideas right out the window i was provided with this funnel-looking device that was inserted into the stoma and i was expected to hold enough pressure on it to prevent said barium from leaking out sadly i was unsuccessful and it just sounded like a bad idea from the get-go what went and looking like a nice clean milky substance was slowly using out from around the funnel device with the appearance and consistency of oatmeal i asked for more towels sheets to help absorb some of the material but it was a losing battle i had a stranger's crap up past my glove line in my gloves dripping off my x-ray table and pulling up around my feet definitely not a fun day at work making out with someone when we were both really drunk and she ended up puking a bit in my mouth while we were kissing i work with children who have autism and i kneeled in a puddle of someone's pee the other day i had to wear pee soaked pants for the rest of my shift i had a dnc because i had been menstruating for nearly six months solid in case you missed it this means i am extremely anemic at this point procedure is following a diagnosis of pcos so i am also taking metformin this is important because i had only been taking metformin for a couple of weeks and it's time to increase the dosage following the surgery and because i still have no blood in my body and i'm super weak and now cramping like crazy i take a few days off work due to other circumstances in life at the time my husband and i are staying with my parents for a few weeks husband goes off to nerd convention with his brother and sister-in-law i didn't want to go but i also knew that there was no way i would feel like it only a few short days following my surgery plus that same day my medication was increased so i am sitting in the chair in the living room watching a movie or something with my mom husband is gone dad is gone so it's just us i'm still not eating much of anything post procedure everything hurt too much to try and have normal bodily functions so i followed advice from doctor and ate soft foods i'm also drinking a lot of fluids so i am just sitting there and without any sign warning anything my muscles just decide it's not worth attempting to control this and i realize i'm about to have an emergency situation so i stand up and i had a flannel sheet wrapped around me cause i was chilled and i walk calmly to the bathroom where the moment i close the door i am nothing but liquid and everything just rushed out of me without hesitation and it's everywhere blood and nasty nasty brown liquid without the slightest hint of form it's all over the toilet the floor the rug my body my pjs the sheet everything and because everything is already so awful i started to vomit so now there's that thrown into the mix as well i finally get my bowels under control get my gag reflex to calm down and i just start doing anything i can to wipe up the disaster i've created it took me a good half hour to clear the evidence then make it naked to the washer wrap myself in another sheet then get to the full bathroom so i could actually wash myself then of course i have to get back to the half bath to actually disinfect and wash the surfaces needless to say post procedure and liquid and soft food diet and increased dose of god awful metformin equals the absolute most disgusting thing that has ever happened to me two years ago i had a surgery that required me to have my mouth wired shut when i woke up from the surgery the painkillers made me throw up and i couldn't open my mouth i think kanye wrote an entire album like this i had an allergic reaction to cashew oil and the pesto i used for a pesto pasta dish so i get to the hospital and they put me in a room in five minutes they gave me a garbage can for puking in i puked about seven times until it was bile i had to hold my puke bucket for four hours that build-up of puke smell is the single most disgusting thing i had to go through i can never forget that smell stepped in a puddle of watery crap why is i.t on the floor in a public restroom absolutely repulsive people these days have no freaking idea how to use a toilet i dropped my ipad into a public toilet one of those chunky big ones from the good old days picked it out with my hand still did not work as was not waterproof zero stroke 10 was not worth it probably yesterday while an old guy proceeded to play p loudly and then decided to masturbate in full view of everyone on a train images burnt into my brain of an old greasy dude jacking off me and my little brother shared bunk beds we had it the style where the bottom bunk was perpendicular to the top bunk shaped as an l woke up in the middle of the night to his puke being launched into my face i remember spitting out chunks of his dinner if you are new to the channel you can subscribe i publish new videos every day until then check another video [Music] bye for now

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Length: 25min 44sec (1544 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 23 2020