What Family Secrets Do You Wish You Didn't Know? (Reddit Stories r/AskReddit)

read it what family secret do you know that you shouldn'ta wish you didn't know maybe NSFW my paternal grandfather had a secret family we didn't find out about until they showed up at his funeral demanding and inheritance and making a huge scene the look on my poor grandma's face I'll never forget it the man she had loved since she was 16 whom she'd been married to for 50-plus years had just died a very agonizing and slow death from cancer and she was confronted with his infidelity at his funeral in front of her children grandchildren and friends I found a suicide note on my dad's phone about a year ago this is something you should talk about not something you should pretend didn't happen my grandfather and native South Korean fought in World War two sometime in the 1940s when Japanese were occupying career my grandfather took a knife and stabbed an unsuspecting Japanese soldier in the back there was no real gore so my grandfather took a picture of him and the dead soldier in sort of a body pose fast forward to 2008 by now most of my family had moved to America where I was born and we lived in a more rural part of New York when my grandfather died that year all the neighbors came by all 10 of them and had a wake for him we didn't have a lot of pictures of my grandfather so my mother accidentally put up the picture of my grandfather and the dead soldiers when my Japanese neighbors were saying their condolences my neighbor's grandmother saw the picture she says wait that's my husband he disappeared in Korea because my grandfather and the Japanese soldier looked like friends no one noticed he was dead after a few minutes my dad who was preoccupied elsewhere came over and blatantly said this is the picture of father and the Japanese soldier he killed in the 1940s well wholly crapballs that's awkward my mother once drowned a squirrel in a mason jar then kept it in the freezer for a while I'm going to need some explanation here my mother hooked up with her college professor nine months later my sister showed up my granddad was in the hospital recently for mixing up his medication I know he was really attempting suicide my grandmother was 14 and my grandfather was 18 I think when she got pregnant with my uncle he was born shortly after her 15th birthday and my mom was born a year later anyway my grandmother's father shot himself in the head in the basement after finding out his daughter was pregnant apparently when someone blows their brains out in your basement there was is I haven't had to look into this thankfully no cleanup provided by the police sir my grandfather had to clean his pregnant 14 year old girlfriend's fathers brains off the walls he has never spoken about it my uncle killed someone in Ireland during the Troubles he was from Northern Ireland and killed a Republican in a premeditated murder around 40 years ago he spent his time in jail and consequently played a large part in the peace process I knew him for 10-15 years before I found out and I am glad it took me so long I made my impressions of him before I found out a life-altering fact my opinions Haven changed off him because of what I found out my cousin in Quebec who lives on a native reserve sells cocaine and guns he is also in a gang only I know for sure the family has their suspicions however I am the only one who has seen his loaded Glock his $15,000 in cash and a relatively large brick of cocaine oh yeah he also sells cigarettes across the US Canada border my half-brother after me was such a horrible kid he pretty much destroyed my family my parents tried to make him a ward of the state several times for example he was sadistic enough and smart enough at age three he told my mom that after she falls asleep he was going to take a knife from the kitchen and kill her no joke so now for the actual bad part considering how awful he was when my mom found out she was pregnant again she took every prescription pill she could find in the house in hopes of some sort of magical self abortion recipe so my next half brother is born and I wouldn't say he's flat-out mentally handicapped but he's very slow and definitely not firing on all Pistons my mother herself confided this to me and my late teens and some random guild inspired confession probably in the hopes that I'd understand and sympathize I've only thought she's the same kind of monster she was hoping to avoid she flicked my brother up big time so yet big dark family secret one of them anyway I hate my mother for more reasons than one my great-uncle died in the worst way possible because he was afraid of my family our extended family is very southern and conservative and also happened to be huge bigots it's all they know he lived with depression and alcoholism as a closeted homosexual until he moved to a different state and became somewhat of a recluse which my family just claims is what he wanted his partner died in the beginning stages of HIV of unrelated causes and he died alone of AIDS nobody took care of him this is me right off I was the kid wasn't even that long ago and that's just House and Families are capable of treating each other the golden retriever knows a little too much about the family's baked bean recipe we have to make it look like an accident roll that beautiful bean footage my sister cheated on her husband with the principal at the school she taught at then she moved to another school and had an affair with that school's principal they are both friends and neither know about each other and she still works with one of them I was a mistake no matter what I accomplished in life it won't matter to them they only had me because of my mother's religion once I defected from the religion I was no longer good enough for them heard it through the window as I was leaving for a friend's house I am their biggest disappointment and failure freaked them my aunt was raised by someone named bunny and had a brother Michael her whole life she thought Michael was her brother and they acted like brother and sister when bunny died my aunt found out the truth that Michael was actually her father and had her when he was 13 or so so bunny took her and raised her as her own technically bunny never adopted my aunt because she wanted her to be able to decide when she was elder whether she wanted to be Michael's daughter or Bunny's daughter WTF just so you know bunny means grandma in some parts of Eastern Europe it is spelled uni and reads the same as bunny many women in their 5080 are called by that name throw away account I don't know the story too well as I father only once mentioned it in passing apparently my grandfather had a brother didn't even know that the reason I did not know of him is because he was sentenced to death in the 40s or so he evidently robbed then murdered Harry Truman's secretary before Truman was president that's all I know and just about all I'd like to know you sure have a low threshold about what goes on your main account he my father was a part of the KKK saw the frickin robe and everything picks papers some crazy freaking crap well at least he wasn't in the KKK my mom while several months pregnant with me had an affair with a priest you could say I got baptized early about 18 months after I was born she left my dad my brother and I to go be a stripper my two uncles supposedly killed my father's first wife on their wedding day my grandmother on my dad's side is was an extreme paranoid schizo phrenic and tries D to kill herself weekly I'm not sure if she's alive today because I don't speak to that side of the family but my dad was a bit of a crazy guy and I'm worried one day it might strike me my sister has donated her eggs a few times to families who can't conceive she now has three biological children running around somewhere in the world she won't be able to meet them until they turn 18 and only if they decide to contact her my parents have no idea that they have been grandparents for almost five years now so many strippers posted this a few weeks ago but it applies a few weekends ago I was using my uncle's iPad during a graduation party I was asking him about a bunch of us and if he had specific apps like Yelp or Urban Spoon but he assured me that he had both apps and invited me to use them on his iPad I opened Yelp and apparently it saves the most recent search in case you accidentally closed the app the most recent search on my uncle's Yelp app was gay bars in Cleveland my uncle is 45 years old and has been single for as long as I can remember with the exceptions of me and my uncle my family is conservative and very Christian I haven't said anything to him about it and I'm not sure if I ever will all I know is that I love my uncle and would support him if he ever tells me anything I wonder if you could like drop indications of how okay you are with gay folks and whatnot but he might still be too ashamed for anyone in his family to know I hope he manages to be happy with himself great-grandmother's two younger brothers were Nazi soldiers didn't find out till I was 22 family never brings it up big difference between normal German soldiers and Nazis SS I wish people would understand this you have been visited by spooky skeleton Halloween do you have a spooky future with lots of freights unless you comment heck of halloween go go if you are new to the channel you can subscribe I publish new videos every day until then check another video or don't either way have a great day you magnificent people you

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Length: 10min 13sec (613 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 30 2019